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[–]ZippyKitty 50 points51 points ago

SNORLAX uses Surf!

[–]JustUseJam 0 points1 point ago

The resemblance is uncanny...

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 34 points35 points ago

It's not very effective...

[–]ZippyKitty 15 points16 points ago

That smooshed ant colony would like to disagree

[–]Pickman 10 points11 points ago

So I'm a big sonuvabitch, and about 6 or 7 years ago they have one of these at the warped tour. It was a big inflatable number. It was hot as balls, so I hand my buddy my pocket contents, get a good running start and launch myself down this thing. Someone my size with that much momentum and a lack of friction should never ever do that.

I barrelled through the stopping area, hit the inflated back wall of the thing and deflated it, then hit a metal trash can and a palm tree with my face and shoulder respectively.

Yeah it hurt like shit, but I got up, threw my arms in the air, and received the cheers of about a hundred drunk spectators.

After that I watched kill switch engage and had a marvelous rest of the day.

True story.

Edit: I found a picture a friend took from the other end of myself mid-launch

[–]happlepaff 1 point2 points ago

The Human Wrecking-Ball strikes again

[–]Pickman -1 points0 points ago

One of my friends had the good sense to be at the other end with a camera. This is the result

[–]HoopDreamsDaily -1 points0 points ago

The look of disgust by the girl on the left is the best part.

[–]Pickman 0 points1 point ago

Can't please 'em all.

[–]srsyracuse 7 points8 points ago

SNOORRRLLOAHHGEBLOGABLEABHLGELERBAHGLE!! thud*

[–]IAmFunnyAMA 23 points24 points ago

It's funny because we can make fun of obese people.

[–]johnmedgla 21 points22 points ago

Only until they find and devour us.

[–]Cygnus_X1 -1 points0 points ago

As long as you can run for 30 seconds and then keep up a brisk walk you'll be in the clear for a long time. Alternatively, throw a cheeseburger in the other direction.

[–]fluxaxion 10 points11 points ago

The flabs just laying on the side as he slides is disturbing... I'm.. I... uhh... huh... does some situps

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

The situps won't help you. They barely burn any calories and don't really train your abs that much either. Go run a few marathons every week if you want to burn enough for it to have a significant effect.

[–]Nyxian 10 points11 points ago

...Or just stop eating. Running burns a lot of calories. Not nearly as much as simply not eating for a man that size.

[–]deruben 5 points6 points ago

I really want to see he's knees after only half a marathon. And his heart. THIS guy would just die after two or three kilometers.

And I also want to have a animated .gif showing him running a marathon ^ ^

[–]Adirael 4 points5 points ago

Don't downvote him, he's right. It's not advisable to run when you're that overweight, your joints will get fucked up.

[–]LokisDawn 2 points3 points ago

True, but even that guy will not be knees after half a marathon.

[–]Adirael 0 points1 point ago

deruben is using hyperbole I think, that guy would be fine running half a marathon, it's just not the best exercise (running) to do day to day if you're very overweight.

[–]LokisDawn 0 points1 point ago

I was, internet style, refering to his mistyping his knees as he's knees, that's all.

[–]Adirael 0 points1 point ago

Aw crap. I did not notice.

[–]Perryn 1 point2 points ago

Swim. It's ironic that one of the best forms of exercise for overweight people is the one that they are most likely to be too embarrassed to do.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Rowing on an ergometer is also a great form of exercise for overweight people because there's pretty much no impact. Except when you sit down on the erg's seat.

A well-equipped gym will have one or more of those, often a concept 2. Those are great. You could always buy one for yourself, but it's going to cost some.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

With my "go run a few marathons every week" comment I meant that many people can't really burn enough calories with exercise for it alone to help them.

It's all about calories in vs calories out and food contains a lot of calories, so eating less, or even just drinking water instead of soda can help a lot. Just from drinking a bottle of soda a day (was pretty usual for me) you can gain an extra pound every week if you're otherwise eating at your maintenance level.

[–]rikkiRed -1 points0 points ago

his flabs sorta remind me of a human snail

[–]wolfshadow3001 1 point2 points ago

My favorite part is how it looks like he tries for a running start, but then he loses all momentum and just falls forward onto it.

[–]The_Mosephus 4 points5 points ago

but then he loses all momentum

i think the surprising amount of momentum would disagree with you on this one.

[–]RenegadeVacuum 6 points7 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Snorlax playing on a Slip'n'Slide 86coms 672pts 13hrs funny
Jumbo Jet skids off of short runway; No survivors. 57coms 550pts 6mos funny
The Slip and Slide 19coms 100pts 8mos funny
how sad 11coms 56pts 4mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]thisisnothomework 2 points3 points ago

theres a topless chick in the backgr..... nevermind.

[–]thatoneguy0101 4 points5 points ago

Its funny because he is fat.

[–]manhands30 -3 points-2 points ago

It is! He's right! Why are you downvoting him??

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[–]Rural_Realist 0 points1 point ago

No. Just a less fat kid.

[–]DrunkMc 0 points1 point ago

That man is unhealthy.

[–]GOODB0Y 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure I just watched this over and over for an unhealthy amount of time

[–]funforallages 2 points3 points ago

The way the fat billows underneath him he almost looks like a hovercraft

[–]thiswhovian 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at your comment, and now I feel like a horrible person.

[–]digbus 4 points5 points ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]soulknight56 -1 points0 points ago

This is how headbutt would look when the opponent used dig.

[–]ElGatoTheManCat 0 points1 point ago

Not as good as jackass 3

[–]malevolent_moose -1 points0 points ago

I see this and all I can think of is a walrus getting out of the water.

[–]tandembicyclegang 0 points1 point ago

This man is Fat Bastard incarnate.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Oh that face plant really got me at the end.

[–]Trenched 1 point2 points ago

There should have been bowling pins at the end of that slide.

[–]Madmushroom 1 point2 points ago

This was more sad than funny to me :(

[–]streetshark2015 1 point2 points ago

Whale that made me laugh!

[–]Grim914 -1 points0 points ago

This is how I imagine it looks when whales beach themselves.

[–]FatGirlRodeo 0 points1 point ago

Hypnotic!

[–]jarkush 0 points1 point ago

This needs audio.

[–]I_Dock 0 points1 point ago

It's glorious...

[–]Krakowianka 0 points1 point ago

I actually know this guy. I'm sure he'd just laugh at being called a snorlax, because he manages to get all the ladies anyway. He's pretty rad.

[–]manhands30 -1 points0 points ago

He looks like a ladies-man.

[–]joeynana 1 point2 points ago

The jiggling is hypnotic.

[–]akjake 1 point2 points ago

There's a whole lot of sexy going on in this gif.

[–]Javalanche1 0 points1 point ago

We got a boomer!

[–]Alexnader- 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone mixed the video with Flux Pavilion's 'I Can't Stop'? Like in this video with the manatee.

[–]SlackerSC 1 point2 points ago

dat momentum..

[–]WomenzRightsLoL 0 points1 point ago

I watched this way to many times...

[–]Stirnlappenbasilisk 0 points1 point ago

... and then came Greenpeace and rolled him back into the ocean.

[–]funk18 0 points1 point ago

all i kept hearing in my head was "SNORRRLAAAXXX" from smash bros. 64

[–]SSJpoon 1 point2 points ago

This genuinely made me LOL.

[–]stonetalon 0 points1 point ago

'merica

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

Beached whale!

[–]stuhfoo 0 points1 point ago

i would have jumped on top of him and gone for a ride

[–]issicus 0 points1 point ago

yessss.... excellent....

[–]tbennett9452 0 points1 point ago

he looks more like a manatee than snorlax

[–]jasonlitherland 0 points1 point ago

dude. no.

[–]sutherbb36 0 points1 point ago

I think he dislocated both of his shoulders.

[–]SJShock 0 points1 point ago

Poor guy :/

[–]dpa 0 points1 point ago

does it look like he broke his arms at the end?

[–]CreepyCarbs 0 points1 point ago

I love how his body fat grips the slide.

[–]vicabart 0 points1 point ago

Man the harpoons!

[–]majesticjg 0 points1 point ago

Hmm.. He's outdoors with his family, having a good time, standing up and I think I saw a couple steps worth of running, there.

Not bad, gigantic dude, not bad.

[–]From_Rlyeh_With_Love 0 points1 point ago

F=MA. . . .

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons -4 points-3 points ago

Way to call an obese guy Snorlax.

Asshole.

[–]manhands30 1 point2 points ago

I know, right? Grow up redditors, use a more mature reference...I personally see him as more of a Vladimir Harkonnen. Or just cut out the middleman and see him as a young Ian Mcneice.

[–]Kadoc 1 point2 points ago

i know right he was totally born with all that fat he didnt make the choice to eat alot/alot of shit. POOR HELPLESS SOUL LETS SPEND ALL THE GOVERNMENTS HEALTH CARE BUDGET ON HIS GASTRIC BAND

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 1 point2 points ago

Still kinda rude and mean.

[–]Freespace535 0 points1 point ago

Dat inertia...

[–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP

[–]quitesimplylaura 1 point2 points ago

[–]nyarr 1 point2 points ago

Gif is funny, even if over-posted. Know what's funnier? "Snorlax" is outside being active while you browse reddit for hours on end.

inb4 downvotes and arguments because 'hurrdurr he obese'

[–]Mumbling-Dolphin -4 points-3 points ago

holy shit that walrus has legs!

[–]KingRoy826 -4 points-3 points ago

Every time I see this, I think of a beached whale

[–]j6j6j6 0 points1 point ago

Actually, I believe this is the Crocodile Mile, defined by the splash-down pool.

[–]that_onekid 0 points1 point ago

It's funny cause he's fat.

[–]Dugen 5 points6 points ago

It's also funny because he face plants at the end.

It's nice to see him out getting exercise though. I hope he keeps it up.

[–]__d-_-b__ -1 points0 points ago

Like landing a Jumbo Jet on an aircraft carrier.

Daniel Tosh might have said this... it's very probable he did.

[–]OranGeZz -2 points-1 points ago

Suddenly, a wild Snorlax appears!

[–]czj420 -2 points-1 points ago

Let's put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many jokes we can come up with.

[–]The_Mosephus 1 point2 points ago

lets not and say we stole it from reddit.

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[–]ColeCola12 1 point2 points ago

That's how a fucking slip and slide works

[–]YETIS_DICK 0 points1 point ago

what other reason would there be, was he supposed to swim

[–]Level_75_Zapdos -1 points0 points ago

[–]Jenkworthy 0 points1 point ago

'Merica!

[–]Hipped -3 points-2 points ago

I want to have sexual outercourse with his belly.

[–]Stoneman20 1 point2 points ago

For a second there I thought I was on 4chan.

[–]kitare102 -3 points-2 points ago

It's like a jumbo jet trying to land on an air craft carrier.

[–]KDIZZLL -2 points-1 points ago

Stupid Amerifats

[–]majeboy145 -4 points-3 points ago

-Snorlax used Rollout -is super effective -Snorlax takes some Damage

[–]ZippyKitty 1 point2 points ago

Hi, I just wanted to inform you that the move "Rollout" does not inflict damage to the user. In fact if you use rollout simultaneously and hit each time it becomes more powerful

[–]Durahk 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' Whitney and that damn Miltank...

[–]ZippyKitty 0 points1 point ago

Always pissed me off when I had Quavlava or how ever you spell his name