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[–]Synonysis 91 points92 points ago

How often does this person take a video camera with him as he bathes?

[–]oiwot 51 points52 points ago

Whenever they want to get their cat wet for fun.

[–]MaxamiIIionGalactica 63 points64 points ago

Whenever they want to get their pussy wet for fun.

[–]MaxamiIIionGalactica 35 points36 points ago

I know what THAT smile means, I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA

[–]cgdiaz 9 points10 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Synonysis 18 points19 points ago

ಠ⌣ಠ

[–]FluffyPigeon 0 points1 point ago

Not at computer so can't use res to save

Disregard this

[–]Yourdomdaddy 8 points9 points ago

I have only bathed once in the last year or so (normally take showers), and on that one time, I brought my iphone into the tub. On that one time, my cat also fell into the water. No joke.

[–]Synonysis 2 points3 points ago

Vids or it didn't happen.

[–]Yourdomdaddy 7 points8 points ago

I didn't capture the fall, but here is a minute or two before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTlGUc62mvA

[–]Synonysis 7 points8 points ago

Well fuck me. I'll give you credit for your bathtime filming.

[–]hiddeninplainsite 3 points4 points ago

I laughed my ass off. You sound super cute :)

[–]Googalyfrog 2 points3 points ago

love the narration!

[–]TrollHouseCookie -1 points0 points ago

When they play slip'n'slide. Like, duh, obviously.

[–]shastapete 81 points82 points ago

that's an impressively sized roll of toilet paper

[–]g3no 53 points54 points ago

Costco, bitch

[–]Qrotch 16 points17 points ago

Are you Jesse Pinkman?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

YO BITCH, MR WHITE!

[–]Yourdomdaddy 2 points3 points ago

If I know you, leave a message.

[–]TmlzMiso 23 points24 points ago

That's not toilet paper, it's a bath chair(?) commonly used in eastern asia.

[–]Dreamwaltzer 4 points5 points ago

At first I was like "ehhhh, seems pretty hard to aim my shit through that small hole"

and then I realized it was for the water to drain through.

[–]RandomPerson200 7 points8 points ago

It's for the massive shits. Or... or the biggest faps.

[–]KingDingALing1 5 points6 points ago

That can't be toilet paper...I thought it was a roll of paper towels. The cheap kind.

[–]sogwennn 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the kind you'd see in a public restroom.

[–]Just_Livin_Life 5 points6 points ago

Not gonna lie, I've stolen those out of public bathrooms before so I wouldn't have to buy toilet paper. Broke college student life.

[–]kaytINSANE 1 point2 points ago

my boyfriend and i met while working in the same office building.. when i moved into his apartment in Boston, i noticed every roll of toilet paper he owned had been stolen from the bathrooms at work. it was at that moment i realized we were meant for each other. i'm now carrying his child. hahaha

[–]sogwennn 0 points1 point ago

This has been my plan ever since I had to change the toilet paper at my old job. The cost of the plastic key will pay for itself very quickly.

[–]ReformStormer 2 points3 points ago

Purrrrspective.

[–]TCsnowdream 2 points3 points ago

ffs people, it's a bath stool. They use them in Asia (Japan here) for washing. THEN you get into the tub. (NO SOAP IN THE TUB DAMMIT)

[–]oiwot 1 point2 points ago

Clearly the person that encouraged their kitty in to the water whilst filming it is full of shit.

[–]capncanuck 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't want that near my cat

[–]_Lawlrus_ 244 points245 points ago

[–]almosttherebutnotrea 133 points134 points ago

IN THE AAAARMS OF THE ANGEL

[–]pigmerlin 15 points16 points ago

That episode is the only one I won't watch anymore. Its too damn depressing...

EDIT

[–]AISim 2 points3 points ago

No. No. I will not watch that as I'm in bed waiting for the sandman to break in. I do not need that on my mind.

[–]courtneyannadams 1 point2 points ago

You made me cry asshole:P

[–]put_your_skates_on 1 point2 points ago

My heart hurts

[–]Ebassett101 1 point2 points ago

FUCKING FUUCK WHY DID I WATCH THAT

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 44 points45 points ago

HE WAITED FOR YOU FRY WHAT THE FUCK

[–]online222222 6 points7 points ago

no he didn't fry was there the entire time

[–]Marc05 2 points3 points ago

What? Explain.

[–]moonblade89 2 points3 points ago

Go watch Bender's Big Score (one of the Futurama movies) and then go watch that episode with the newly gained knowledge from the movie.

[–]Marc05 0 points1 point ago

So much for an explanation. This is not a big enough issue for me to do that.

[–]Manial 2 points3 points ago

Yeah that movie (Bender's Big Score, I think) kinda killed the emotional weight of Jurassic Bark.

[–]Thor4269 1 point2 points ago

too far man... so damn far...

[–]AISim 0 points1 point ago

God damn it.

[–]vivvav 7 points8 points ago

I don't cry at that commercial anymore, ever since I came up with this.
Now it just makes me laugh.

[–]nickminunni 5 points6 points ago

Silly ludicolo

[–]goldec 0 points1 point ago

The unsuspecting stranger?

[–]I_love_subway 18 points19 points ago

[–]AyeAyeLtd 2 points3 points ago

That hurt my soul to watch.

[–]s0ver3ign 11 points12 points ago

[–]NotaMethAddict 14 points15 points ago

I think I've seen this gif entirely too many times.

[–]Right_on_BRO 7 points8 points ago

First time I've seen it, (perhaps I've seen it on the commercial). But how can that be real? What, cats can cry now?

[–]Bryz_ 0 points1 point ago

[–]Amandrai 48 points49 points ago

My favourite part is he doesn't just get out of the tub, he gets out and runs for his life.

[–]altoid2k4 6 points7 points ago

That's a lot of water also, cats are pretty absorbent.

[–]Fangs78 0 points1 point ago

hehe...yeh. Stupid cat. We human not stupid! ha...ha!

[–]pigmerlin 0 points1 point ago

The way he squirms away makes me giggles.

[–]gulpeg 10 points11 points ago

Lucky he didn't grab on to you to get out of the tub

[–]nommas 27 points28 points ago

Hehe, cats are so funny when they first meet water. My kitten once found our garden pond. He had no idea what water was. He slowly put his paw on it, as if he was to walk on it. I dunno, like Jesus or something. The second his paw touches the water he completely bolts it for indoors. We had those glass sliding doors. He ran for the gap in the door but instead attempted to go through the window part of it. He bolted straight in to a window.

Another time was at our next pond. We moved house. He was licking water from the pond and I decided to go up and stroke him. I was behind him, so he had yet to see me. The second he realized I was there he gets scared and runs forward... in to the water. This was his first time fully in water. He swam like he was doing the butterfly stroke or something. Hilarious to watch, despite how scared he must have been. At least now we don't have to worry about him trying to eat our pond fish ;D

[–]IceOnFire97 2 points3 points ago

My cat got scared of something while outside and tried to bolt towards the door. We had a screen on the door so the cat ended up running straight into that and then running away.

[–]x3r0h0ur 5 points6 points ago

You moved House? Did you remember his cane?

[–]awesomechemist 1 point2 points ago

I was taking a leak once, and my kitten (which was used to jumping up on the toilet with the lid down) jumped right into the bowl.

[–]tsunae 10 points11 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db4xUOPNz04 if anyone wanted the video like me :}

[–]mobilehypo 1 point2 points ago

Shit that's a Japanese tub so it's extra deep. Kitty got off lightly. Thanks for the sauce.

[–]RubberDuck_RainStorm 30 points31 points ago

Dangerously close to seeing two pussies in this.

[–]well_welp_ok 13 points14 points ago

Me every time i go to take a shower and then realize my favorite show is about to come on

[–]mdfox85 7 points8 points ago

I have seen this thing so many times on here

[–]Hovsky -1 points0 points ago

But it just never gets old, does it?

[–]kakster22 19 points20 points ago

Reminds me of my first time to /r/spacedicks

[–]1337and0 7 points8 points ago

I shudder when I see this, because I first saw it posted titled "how I felt visiting /r/spacedicks for the first time". And that's when I discovered /r/spacedicks .

[–]msmorize 23 points24 points ago

I love cats, but I just could not stop laughing each of the ten times I watched this. LOL awesome.

[–]LoLisABadSubreddit 17 points18 points ago

I don't like cats, so this was doubly awesome for me.

[–]Justascienceteacher 37 points38 points ago

[–]catatafish89 20 points21 points ago

I used to love this .gif. Until someone told me the cats jaw is actually broken.

[–]tychobrahesmoose 23 points24 points ago

Dislocated, actually. Jaw got set, cat's fine.

[–]SarahC 7 points8 points ago

How do you know?

Where's the proof? =(

I'm sad.

[–]Legolaa 8 points9 points ago

[–]sjh981 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for that. I will sleep well tonight.

[–]stoopidhandfulofakid 1 point2 points ago

the cat was ok! that makes it ok to enjoy this .gif still :D

[–]Legolaa 0 points1 point ago

OMG Cat will always be OMG Cat.

[–]SarahC 0 points1 point ago

Cool, thanks!

[–]SarahC 0 points1 point ago

Aw - I read the info, happy ending. =D

[–]catatafish89 1 point2 points ago

Ah, I see. Thank you. That makes it a little better. He was probably just a little bit uncomfortable then.

[–]Justascienceteacher 7 points8 points ago

Oh god no......

[–]unohoo09 3 points4 points ago

It's jaw was dislocated, and the owner had already arranged the visit to the vet before filming the video, IIRC.

[–]MoonRazer 2 points3 points ago

Why would you ruin this for everyone else?! This was my favorite gif!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

And you are telling us this because...?

[–]LetsHavePun 2 points3 points ago

Misery loves company.

[–]MyTimeToShine 1 point2 points ago

well now this .gif is not the same to me, thank you sir :(

[–]KeeseSlayer 4 points5 points ago

I know I've seen this gif before but got I fucking lost it this time for some reason, well done sir.

[–]abadonn 4 points5 points ago

That's a good way to get clawed up if that person's leg was a little closer than the bathtub edge.

[–]shaihalud 3 points4 points ago

he looks a lot like a seal on the way out. panic seal with sharp claws

[–]sogwennn 14 points15 points ago

Felt bad when I saw its head go under the water.

[–]xxxCAT 7 points8 points ago

Same. Had an adrenaline rush and jumped as if I were going to save it.

[–]Morass 40 points41 points ago

If my cat did this the last thing I would do would be to try and help him, I like my blood on the inside of my body, thank you very much.

[–]arisefairmoon 6 points7 points ago

I took a shower yesterday and apparently kicked the drain closed on accident, so about two inches of water was standing in the tub for some time. A few hours later I was going to the bathroom and my cat jumped into the tub, freaked out and splashed around for a second, then hopped out, trailing gross shower water everywhere. Jerk.

[–]Jett202 1 point2 points ago

"WRBLGARBLBGLGBGL"

[–]IDDQD_ 2 points3 points ago

My cat for some reason doesn't mind water that much.
He doesn't like bathing, but he won't run out in panic, he'll just walk out calmly.
He does however enjoy being showered. When I'm out watering the plants on a sunny day he often comes up and wants me to shower him. He's such a silly cat.

[–]dirtbagdangerous 4 points5 points ago

Nice marmot.

[–]Punchomatic 0 points1 point ago

[–]Allaphon 9 points10 points ago

oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck some douche reposted this gif again for the 1000ths time

title comnts points age /r/
Jumping into an ice cold lake. 3coms 2pts 1dy reactiongifs
Self Water boarding 1com 18pts 3mos pics
When I open an NSFW link in class [SFW] 63coms 1109pts 4mos gifs
When I accidentally clicked on a gonewild link while browsing Reddit at school library 1com 10pts 6mos funny
Accidentally went on /r/spacedicks 3coms 5pts 6mos funny
oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! 296coms 1103pts 6mos funny
A cat's worst enemy 3coms 65pts 9dys gifs
When I step in the shower and it's still too cold 4coms 135pts 3mos gifs
This is how i felt when i recently visited /r/spacedicks for the first time.. 84coms 528pts 8mos funny
What happens when cats get wet? 1com 13pts 1yr funny
Nope. 6coms 56pts 2mos gifs
I have been laughing at this for minutes... 19coms 144pts 1yr gifs
DO NOT WANT 214coms 1068pts 1yr funny

[–]RenegadeVacuum 0 points1 point ago

I was just about to post this same thing. Glad I scrolled! Good work :)

[–]chukklhed -1 points0 points ago

oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck some douche reposted this gif again for the 1000ths time

I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!

[–]notavalidusername -1 points0 points ago

and 9201 retards upvoted so far

[–]TheStreisandEffect 0 points1 point ago

A lot like kumite kitten.

[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 0 points1 point ago

Wow, your pussy is sopping wet

[–]RedditMuzz 3 points4 points ago

If you show this in reverse it's a gif about a magical bathtub that washes and dries a cat

[–]logblobo 0 points1 point ago

Adorable. Also, human legs.

[–]ssimoll 1 point2 points ago

I wonder where he went immediately after this and what he did. I like to picture him sitting in a corner breathing heavily in a traumatized manner.

[–]SXL 0 points1 point ago

Where the hell is he going and what's the Rush? Oh nooes, it's gonna suck me back in!!

[–]Hovsky 0 points1 point ago

He's probably ''embarrassed.''

[–]so_chillwaved 0 points1 point ago

who the fuck brought their phone into the bath tub? I'm way too clumsy for that.

[–]mollshenanigans 1 point2 points ago

I was laughing so hard at this I stopped making any noise.

[–]LovelyLilly39 0 points1 point ago

This made my night

[–]Hipashia 1 point2 points ago

Why do I love seeing cats fall into water so much?

[–]Hovsky 0 points1 point ago

Either because

a. It's fucking hilarious

or

b. You're a sadistic bastard

I like to think both apply to me.

[–]IWantHer 1 point2 points ago

Can't stop fucking laughing!

[–]I_All_Ways_Win 0 points1 point ago

This was my reaction checking out r/spacedicks.

[–]staplegunboy 0 points1 point ago

This is so satisfying to watch.

[–]CalBerks 1 point2 points ago

Cat = Me.

Water = /r/spacedicks.

[–]majestick 0 points1 point ago

Where do they go? I mean, where do cats go when they go running like this?

[–]ZestyWargasm 1 point2 points ago

"I immediately regret this decision."

[–]kook321 0 points1 point ago

My cat did this except with the toilet.

[–]09112001 1 point2 points ago

So lucky he didn't scratch your legs to the fuckign bone

[–]HauntedPockyBox 0 points1 point ago

Back when our drain was clogged up a bit and it took a while for the tub to drain after a shower, I was in the computer room after taking a shower. I heard splashing from the bathroom. Curious, I go to check it out.

MY CAT WAS SWIMMING.

[–]Averant 0 points1 point ago

What makes me laugh is that he doesn't just run away, he LAUNCHES himself out of the bathtub, and ricochets his backside off the door frame.

[–]thafighta 0 points1 point ago

Totally a repost, but upvoted anyway....cats....what can you do?

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

Man, you do not want to be naked around a desperately clawing cat.

[–]thisiznick 0 points1 point ago

wheres the rest of that video

[–]maileykaye 0 points1 point ago

I've had to pee for the last 30 minutes and I just peed myself laughing at this so hard.

[–]RetinaMisfire 0 points1 point ago

Seen so many times, yet I still upvote.

[–]Ikarus3426 1 point2 points ago

More like:

shit.....fuck.....fuck........ok....ok....ok...o-SHITFUCKFUCKSHBLURBLUBLURSHITBLURBLUB FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[–]ineedtousespaces 0 points1 point ago

couldn't stop laughing and cried

[–]UncleDrunkle 0 points1 point ago

Why do cats hate water so much?

[–]IM_Drwho 0 points1 point ago

i laughed waaay to hard at that gif lol

[–]Fried_Beavis -1 points0 points ago

If cat's get water in their inner ears it can kill them.

[–]chukklhed 0 points1 point ago

Citation?

[–]munchies1122 0 points1 point ago

He hit lightspeed out of there.

[–]Nodebunny 0 points1 point ago

My pussy is always gettimg wet. So i wear a headcam

[–]The_Ombudsman 0 points1 point ago

When I was a teenager one of my friends had this cat, who he named Congo Kitty. (Don't ask, not a racial thing.) This cat liked to run down his hallway, into the bathroom at the end of the hall, and jump into the empty bathtub.

One day his mom ran a bath and then got distracted with something else. Cat does his normal thing, tears down the hall, into the bathroom, jump, and SPLAAAAASH FUCK FUCK RUUUUUN.

[–]drinkredstripe2 0 points1 point ago

I've made a huge mistake

[–]Zenith251 -1 points0 points ago

God I hate cats.

[–]TheNoisyOyster 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahaha. Cats hate water.

[–]jvonn 0 points1 point ago

She's lucky that cat didn't use her to get out of the water.

[–]agirlneedsagun 0 points1 point ago

I love cats.

[–]piraterum 0 points1 point ago

Made all the more funny because this was obviously shot in Japan, and in my mind the cat is cursing in Japanese.

[–]guywhosaysfuckcats -1 points0 points ago

as a guy who says fuck cats, I like this

[–]hornyinseattle 0 points1 point ago

came for wet pussy jokes, was not disappointed.

[–]Fluffy_Tail123 0 points1 point ago

I can watch this for six hours straight and still laugh uncontrollably.

[–]finger_blast 0 points1 point ago

Here's a kitten falling into an empty bath, with the same reaction. http://www.gifcrap.com/v/Animals/Young+cat+panics+over+an+empty+bath+tub.gif.html

[–]Bitsie 0 points1 point ago

I cried laughing.... :D

[–]Monya619 0 points1 point ago

Damn around the end of that gif how fast does the run... Freakin usain cat bolt

[–]imaburnvictim 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]Rawrz3dg 0 points1 point ago

My cat just did this last night...She usually sits in the tub while I sit on the toilet, but the drain was clogged. She freaked the hell out. I felt so bad

[–]waynehell 0 points1 point ago

one floor sweeping coming right up

[–]TheThingToSay 0 points1 point ago

I take a special kind of satisfaction in watching cats fall into water.

[–]MyDogIsGod 0 points1 point ago

Cat + water = laff riot

[–]StormtrooperMario 0 points1 point ago

Ran off like a facehugger from Alien.

[–]zeauzman 0 points1 point ago

aptly titled

[–]Tjkim 0 points1 point ago

You sir, have made my day. XD

[–]Bitsie 0 points1 point ago

This shouldn't be funny, but HELL it is!!!

[–]cryglory 0 points1 point ago

hahaha stoopid cat

[–]awesomechemist 0 points1 point ago

Wharblgarbl.

[–]yinoryang 0 points1 point ago

The last half is going to be my new Abandon Thread gif.

[–]moebagels 0 points1 point ago

[–]lantern55 -2 points-1 points ago

Am I really alone in finding this fucking hysterical?!

[–]ITS_ANOTHER_REPOST 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]Polo_FR3AK-21 -2 points-1 points ago

HAHAHAHA YEA! ima do that to a cat except the bucket will be too high for it to get out!

:]

[–]EspejoOscuro -5 points-4 points ago

You have to hold it under for this to work properly.

[–]johnratchet3 0 points1 point ago

Any chance of the vid? Can't stop chuckling, would love the vid to DL.

[–]AyeAyeLtd 0 points1 point ago

I don't mind this repost because every time I ponder why that person has their camera while bathing.

[–]newtothelyte 0 points1 point ago

"And this, students, is what happens when you put something that is hydrophobic in something hydrophilic"

[–]Username582 -1 points0 points ago

Lolz. Stupid Cat.

[–]macdezignr -2 points-1 points ago

why is there not a fucking subreddit for people and their stupid-ass cats/ dogs/ chameleons/ tigersharks for me to unsubcribe from? Seroiusly i love animals but i am sick and tired of seeing pictures of the damn things, shit!