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[–]dogbreath101 74 points75 points ago

should have called it the "hitler did nothing wrong"

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[–]twispy 9 points10 points ago

[–]illability 6 points7 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Q2R0i.jpg I fixed it for you. :)

[–]twispy 5 points6 points ago

That doesn't look anything like the flag of Nazi Germany.

[–]cornoisseur 24 points25 points ago

i look forward to hearing 'la cucaracha' when my pizza arrives

[–]Wildcard1222 15 points16 points ago

I take it no one from Mountain Dew has contacted them yet...

[–]Iorek 14 points15 points ago

When The Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens.

[–]JackLowgun -4 points-3 points ago

bah beat me to it !! but have an up vote anyways.

[–]yawhatnow 16 points17 points ago

The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. You want to talk contact patches? Your car's tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator's car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta.

[–]Cideon 1 point2 points ago

[–]HairyPlotter 26 points27 points ago

Get this to 4chan. They will make this happen

[–]Daneruu 34 points35 points ago

False, they will make this happen.

Edit: Risky Click

[–]Zolty 3 points4 points ago

To be fair there are those out there who haven't seen that particular episode of the Simpsons. Far more people can appreciate the humor found in a dickmobile.

[–]that6guy66[!] 4 points5 points ago

this is a job for the Reddit community...

[–]Jubei_08 1 point2 points ago

I thought of the Ambiguously Gay Duo's car. Didn't think it was real.

[–]futuremarine213 3 points4 points ago

Don't forget to cite Homer Simpson or they'll get sued.

[–]demontongue 14 points15 points ago

I will not be satisfied until this delivers my pizza.

[–]thebornotaku 4 points5 points ago

Short of the Pizza Planet rocketship on top, this is actually what like 75% of all the pizza delivery vehicles in my area look like. Round Table uses exclusively old tacomas in my area.

[–]Left-Hand-Path 1 point2 points ago

Came here to post this. And the man driving it must be wearing a cowboy hat and yellow shirt.

[–]dembonezz 1 point2 points ago

I believe he also has a snake in his boot...

[–]thegreatscam87 5 points6 points ago

Yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball

[–]JavaMoose 15 points16 points ago

No, I'm sorry, but if this isn't their new delivery van we have all failed.

[–]StarWars_92 4 points5 points ago

That's just as ugly.

[–]JavaMoose -2 points-1 points ago

You shut your cock holster.

[–]Mousekavitch 6 points7 points ago

I would drive the shit out of this car. Separate bubble for the kids? How can you beat that?

[–]dutchessgummibuns 3 points4 points ago

Seriously. Homer didn't get the credit he deserved. That car is fucking awesome.

[–]cheeze_skittles 2 points3 points ago

Agreed, the car is not the best design overall, but the separated back seat is genius, and horns everywhere, because you can never find one when you need it!

[–]Tman3500 4 points5 points ago

The first thing that piped into my mind was this car from Idiocracy

http://imcdb.org/i077622.jpg

[–]bglatz 9 points10 points ago

I don't want my pizza served from a rolling penis. Or a cat. Or from Dominoes for that matter.

[–]Casual_Liar 0 points1 point ago

because it would seem you think the internet is controlled by Dr. Suess.

[–]Solobear 0 points1 point ago

They should be more concerned about making their pizza not taste like pure salt.

[–]drain13 2 points3 points ago

the answer has already been done... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17B_uFF4cA

[–]WilliamTellAll 2 points3 points ago

just don't let them name it.

[–]whatsgood27 1 point2 points ago

They dont need a new car they need a fucking teleporter 30 minutes my ass

[–]supnul 1 point2 points ago

Cougar Thunder Falcon bird.. with extra dead eagle

[–]evanthesquirrel[S] 0 points1 point ago

No dog food for Victor tonight!

[–]Imsomagic 1 point2 points ago

If spore taught us anything, a joint cock-mobile will be delivering pizzas any time now.

[–]maxxim2000 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/DwWp7.jpg Done already by the next Governor of Virginia, T-Mac.

Mycar http://www.wmgta.com/en/

[–]josephanthony 1 point2 points ago

All hail the 'Hitlerdidnothingwrong' mobile.

[–]buffyfan69 1 point2 points ago

If 'the Internet' designs anything you'd better believe it will end up covered in dicks and swasticas.

[–]Kridder25 0 points1 point ago

Too much dr suess?

[–]Hedone 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure the result will be much more dick-shaped.

[–]qk314 1 point2 points ago

Since Nissan crowdsourced their 350z, it feels like everyone is crowdsourcing a car now...

[–]Most_Likely_Late 1 point2 points ago

That would make me order pizza from them.

[–]DistortedWaffle 0 points1 point ago

We should make the Thundercougarfalcon bird deluxe model with more eagle beak!

[–]PullOutBoy 1 point2 points ago

I would pay extra to ride in it

[–]themarcster 0 points1 point ago

i would buy it

[–]Orval 1 point2 points ago

I read that as "Powered by a Gorilla" and got excited for a second.

[–]DjFeltTip 0 points1 point ago

It will be a Ford Escort, not that. Either that or a 78 Nova. Those two are widely known as the perfect pizza delivery cars. They are also perfect for weed runs to Billy's house.

[–]evanthesquirrel[S] 0 points1 point ago

I had a manual transmition VW TDI when I delivered pizza for Papa Gino's. Fucking great gas mileage.

[–]cmd_iii 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like the Toyota "Sponsafy Your Ride" contest of a few years ago. Toyota set up a site where fans could design their own race cars, and then a vote would be held on the best one.

The winner was the "gay rights" car, with a huge rainbow-colored flag down the side and everything.

Sadly, the site with the car's picture has been taken down, or at least I can't find it with my pitiful searching skills. Hopefully, somewhere in Redditland, a copy exists....

[–]Raffo54 0 points1 point ago

It looks like that car homer made on the simpsons

[–]bondinferno 0 points1 point ago

Make it happen!

[–]floydiandroid 0 points1 point ago

Powell makes a pow-pow-powerful car.

[–]Toymachinary 0 points1 point ago

because that's awesome.

[–]ChrisTaco -1 points0 points ago

I really think they should make a car from Ambiguously Gay Duo

[–]DrNoDoze 1 point2 points ago

One can only hope.

[–]motorsickle 0 points1 point ago

It has racket peanut steering!

[–]kowell 0 points1 point ago

Not enough dicks

[–]Gattsta 0 points1 point ago

This is the car from the Simpsons. This is the one Homer makes when given the chance to do it. I believe it's called "The Homer".

[–]Emerican09 1 point2 points ago

Because its awesome.

[–]Choochoocazoo 1 point2 points ago

That car is awesome!

[–]tehflud 1 point2 points ago

Pow-pow-powell makes a powerful car.

[–]SmallName 1 point2 points ago

You win the interwebs for today good sir

[–]faprawr 1 point2 points ago

I like how homer's car had a separate bubble compartment for the noisy kids

[–]tehzullo 0 points1 point ago

Is that a Green Fapple paint job?

[–]thenerdherd 0 points1 point ago

I don't see Hitler or your Granny

[–]Tabun 0 points1 point ago

PLEASE MAKE IT!

[–]BoothWilkesJohn 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling it will look more like this.

[–]xDRxJoKeRx -3 points-2 points ago

Reminds me of the Simpsons

[–]finnmau5 6 points7 points ago

That's the car Homer made in an episode from The Simpsons. The one where he meets his half-brother.

[–]xDRxJoKeRx -1 points0 points ago

Yea that's what I had thought just wasnt sure I think the car was called the panther or something lol good episode

[–]chinkostu -3 points-2 points ago

Nobody suggested the pizza planet truck?!

[–]FUCKING_EVERYTHING -1 points0 points ago

[–]skond -2 points-1 points ago

That design sucks. Not nearly enough cargo space. Other than that, I'd drive that shit on delivery, no problem.