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[–]mypinkieinthedevil 20 points21 points ago

It's not the job he deserves, its the job he needs right now.

[–]TigerWylde 3 points4 points ago

and he'll keep doing it, not because he wants to - but because he can take it.

[–]gigamunch 15 points16 points ago

but . . . I wanna be a pornstar . . .

[–]general_tictac 2 points3 points ago

as a garbageman, people always are weirded out by my white tuxedo

[–]h2sbacteria 0 points1 point ago

you're fired. good day.

[–]JohnStamosAsABear 4 points5 points ago

This is almost exactly like this comic I saw months ago.

[–]McsTarget 2 points3 points ago

Ok but what happened if you can't dress for the job you want because the job you have doesn't pay well enough?

[–]RepostThatShit 0 points1 point ago

Free market knows best.

[–]awhaleofatale 1 point2 points ago

I can guarantee that office job does not pay near the amount required to finance Batman.

[–]garjoourn 1 point2 points ago

How does one dress like a video game tester/ food critic, who also gets paid to house sit for Hugh Hefner?

[–]Cygnus_X1 0 points1 point ago

Dress the same way you play video games: naked or in underwear.

[–]troytron2 0 points1 point ago

That guy must hate his parents.

[–]fabberkraut 0 points1 point ago

So, you want your parents dead?

[–]imadeanacc0unt 1 point2 points ago

I've always wanted to be a male stripper so I took your advice... I lost my job and I was kicked out of the mall Santa union! Also I'm due in court in a few weeks.

[–]cervantes429 1 point2 points ago

Treat yo' self!

[–]Sukanyaaa 0 points1 point ago

Judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.

[–]nonax 0 points1 point ago

if you dress for the job you want instead of the job you have, you're gonna get the job you deserve my friend.

[–]fugularity 0 points1 point ago

Okay, so I can wear whatever the fuck I want, because I want to work at Google?

[–]soawesomejohn 0 points1 point ago

So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

[–]quantiplex 0 points1 point ago

I would go to work naked and find a black couch.

Is that okay?

[–]SHYDAWG79 1 point2 points ago

I'd love to know how my boss would react if I came to work one day dressed like firefighter ....a male stripper firefighter

[–]ColtonWalters 2 points3 points ago

I'd give you a raise.

[–]SHYDAWG79 1 point2 points ago

I pray you are female

[–]ColtonWalters 1 point2 points ago

Nope. All man.

[–]maskedman3d 2 points3 points ago

I am assuming the word "raise" did not refer to an increase in monetary wealth.

[–]Cygnus_X1 1 point2 points ago

There would be many raises. One would be in his pants.

[–]justkaplan 1 point2 points ago

job you used to have

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