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[–]juseipel43 309 points310 points ago

Could have sworn it was rickety cricket from always sunny

[–]Flylighter 67 points68 points ago

Close, but it looks more like he was serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy!

[–]quiversound 15 points16 points ago

Anyone else in the mood for coffee?

[–]CACKENBOOLS 30 points31 points ago

A blond Steve Buscemi.

[–]RevHank 0 points1 point ago

YES!

[–]andbruno 37 points38 points ago

[–]roguewave 6 points7 points ago

You gotta keep it fresh or we don't eat.

[–]olivermihoff 12 points13 points ago

Homeless Alone?

[–]wet_bandit 0 points1 point ago

childhood movie, ruined.

[–]lstant 5 points6 points ago

Wait, it's not?

[–]FishWash 11 points12 points ago

Oh my god, I totally thought I had a single original thought for once...

Me: 0
Reddit: 91534

[–]Boots2Asses 4 points5 points ago

Poor McCauley hasn't been the same since Michael pass on...

[–]Canucklehead99 -2 points-1 points ago

not quite sure why you are being downvoted unless you are being mysteriously sarcastic in someway.

[–]eckster 1 point2 points ago

and BOOM instant William Dafoe.

[–]ThePhenix 5 points6 points ago

Willem*

[–]penguinturtle11 0 points1 point ago

You have to say it like marshal says it in how I met your mother

[–]handbannana -1 points0 points ago

Looks more like an O'Poyle to me

[–]easylivin 0 points1 point ago

I had to check imbd as soon as I saw this picture just to make certain.

[–]ravelle 0 points1 point ago

Could have sword that was the joke.

[–]hills21 0 points1 point ago

I was gonna say the same thing!

[–]thonl 96 points97 points ago

[–]Eggsandwich 107 points108 points ago

He might want to look into some new pants though...

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[–]ReVo5000 14 points15 points ago

And he also plays paintball with 'em

[–]malfunktionv2 18 points19 points ago

Are those the jeans he was wearing from the second Home Alone movie?

[–]dr_mike_rithjin 11 points12 points ago

I saw him in the MOMA in New York a few months ago. He looked much more like this photo than OP's photo.

[–]HunterLarsson 6 points7 points ago

It's just photo journalism; lighting, angles and shit, you know. The way tabloids work is by selling drama, he probably is fine, they are just selling him as another failed child star that started taking drugs.

In this case it's all about making people feel superior to him. Hegemony you know.

[–]Avista 2 points3 points ago

Apparently, he was never doing "bad". It's all derived from that one picture.

[–]dwallas 1 point2 points ago

Maynow also be a painter, to subsidisehisdrugproblems

[–]Prockzed 1 point2 points ago

Awesome. He is one actor I can be genuinely happy is doing well. He seems like he's probably a pretty cool guy off the camera. I mean he worked closely with Seth Green, he can't be that bad.

[–]OhTenMinusOne 174 points175 points ago

That is the picture of a man who realizes he used to sleep with Mila Kunis and now it's all downhill from there.

[–]TeethofBusey 76 points77 points ago

As a kid I was always jealous of him because he was rich and funny. I'm still jealous of him because he used to sleep with Mila Kunis. He may look like your average junkie now, but damn it, he will always have that over me.

[–]Partheus 6 points7 points ago

He doesn't look like a junkie at all nowadays. I wish I'd look like him to be honest

[–]dcy123 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was proven that this was a look for a role?

[–]lolowhat 33 points34 points ago

He tapped that for 8 years, he realizes the peak is over and has just let go and is tumbling down the mountain.

[–]ClemsonPoker 14 points15 points ago

I was going to say. He's had the most professional success he's ever going to have, he's fucked the hottest woman he's ever going to fuck, might as well get as high as he's ever going to get and check the fuck out.

[–]JonesBee 1 point2 points ago

He had his penis inside Mila Kunis, it was a good life. Doesn't really matter what happens now.

[–]tstoreyisaboss 25 points26 points ago

Read his book. It really gives a great perspective on how he grew up, and how he dealt with such immediate stardom as a child actor. link

[–]SOPA_NO 5 points6 points ago

Commenting so I can find this later, this book looks interesting.

[–]bjarso 5 points6 points ago

RES Protip: save feature

[–]SOPA_NO -1 points0 points ago

I wasn't on RES, I was on my iPod (Alien Blue), and Alien Blue doesn't have a save feature.

[–]bjarso 3 points4 points ago

Click the star on the far left after holding down the link (the same way you would upvote)

[–]SOPA_NO 6 points7 points ago

[–]Sir_Spishyus 0 points1 point ago

Alien Blue doesn't save the comment so you would have to come look for it.

Doesn't seem like a problem here but a specific comment gets tougher to find in popular threads.

Edit: accidently placed Res instead of Alien Blue

[–]iagainsti 1 point2 points ago

Yes it does...there's saves links and saved comments...

[–]Sir_Spishyus 0 points1 point ago

I am sorry. I meant Alien Blue instead of RES

[–]jjsreddit 215 points216 points ago

[–]grippage 70 points71 points ago

His child star sister filled out as well, but in good ways.

[–]JimmyJames137 79 points80 points ago

I would like to have sex with that woman

[–]Bryz_ 32 points33 points ago

I'm not following you. What do you mean?

[–]AdziiMate 15 points16 points ago

Anyone else not get this subtle reference??

[–]B_S_O_D 6 points7 points ago

Sir, please stand at the end of the queue/line.

*Edited to accommodate non-Britishers.

[–]DrRedditPhD 7 points8 points ago

British or not, if someone an English speaker can't understand the word "queue", they deserve to be punched in the throat.

[–]The_Mosephus 5 points6 points ago

quit punching toddlers.. they dont have a well established vocabulary yet.

[–]cr0wbar 0 points1 point ago

But they can't speak proper english yet so they don't fall into that category. woohoo!

[–]JonnyBhoy 1 point2 points ago

How will they learn then?

[–]UncleTogie 0 points1 point ago

ritish or not, if someone an English speaker can't understand the word "queue", they deserve to be punched in the throat.

I think this is my cue to point out homophones...

[–]paulfknwalsh 1 point2 points ago

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoh wait.

[–]rewision -2 points-1 points ago

I don't think he's British.

[–]chrt 12 points13 points ago

I had no idea they were related.

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[–]chrt 27 points28 points ago

Emily Osment, she played Miley Cyrus' best friend on Hannah Montana. Christ, why do I know that?

[–]DoWhile 14 points15 points ago

Because you're under 30?

You're under 30, right?

[–]RustBrotherOne 2 points3 points ago

I'm under 30 and I didn't even know that. There is no excuse... though, they all were hot.

[–]swohio 1 point2 points ago

they all were hot.

.....

[–]RustBrotherOne 0 points1 point ago

TIL that I am unintentionally creepy when posting creepy messages... Because of my grammar.

[–]cr0wbar 0 points1 point ago

Would be better if he was over 30 and have watched it with his kid.

[–]Insomnia1 4 points5 points ago

I want one.

[–]FlemDeezIll 0 points1 point ago

dibs

[–]Machine_Man 48 points49 points ago

Looks like Rob McElhenney.

[–]bigolebastard 63 points64 points ago

Listen, he's cultivating mass, alright bro?

[–]Machine_Man 26 points27 points ago

Well, he needs to stop cultivating and start harvesting!

[–]Give_it_a_Read 7 points8 points ago

Trash bag full of burritos anyone?

[–]mikeypikey 1 point2 points ago

Chimichanga

FTFY

[–]spawnofyanni 12 points13 points ago

New theory: All child stars eventually turn into It's Always Sunny characters.

[–]Smellmyhand 146 points147 points ago

I like how everything on his body grew, except his face.

[–]mista0sparkle 14 points15 points ago

I feel like everyone says this every time there's a post about him, and yet it's always hilarious.

[–]Smellmyhand 0 points1 point ago

I know, I've heard people say the same thing every time he's mentioned on here, but I just have to point it out. Not even to be funny or obvious or even observant, it's just an impulse and it makes me smile.

[–]mista0sparkle -2 points-1 points ago

You are so right man. There's nothing wrong with it either! It legitimately makes me crack a smile every time.

[–]U731lvr 11 points12 points ago

That child star didn't fuck MILA KUNIS like lil Kevin did.

[–]Almost_Ascended 2 points3 points ago

Trevor!

[–]weaver2109 0 points1 point ago

Reincarnated, apparently.

Calling all angels

[–]Puphallo -1 points0 points ago

I don't get that "ate them all". He looks good. Totally normal.

[–]voidsong 0 points1 point ago

It seems like the kind of face that make adorable kids also make for freakish adults.

[–]theagonyofthefeet 0 points1 point ago

Well at least he finally grew in to those massive chompers.

[–]Inane_Asylum -1 points0 points ago

...Sheth...?

[–]tummybox 1 point2 points ago

He's way hot to me as a chub... I don't know why.

[–]kingdavecako 12 points13 points ago

T-bag?

[–]AngryEnt 2 points3 points ago

haha oh shit. didnt even think about that. Thank you for pointing that out.

[–]kingdavecako 4 points5 points ago

Haha. First thing I thought of. Looks just like T-Bag.

[–]bombadil1 2 points3 points ago

Like a bleached T-Bag.

[–]ghostface134 22 points23 points ago

[–]mattereaterlad 8 points9 points ago

[–]BassDestroyer 43 points44 points ago

"Kevin, what got into you?"

"Michael Jackson."

[–]finkalicious 30 points31 points ago

Oh beat it.

[–]JonyTehNinja 9 points10 points ago

Youre so bad.

[–]charlemagne_the_cat 1 point2 points ago

Kevin was just doing it for the thrill

[–]Minotaur_in_house -4 points-3 points ago

Beat it!

[–]matadora79 8 points9 points ago

[–]3098 6 points7 points ago

Damn I miss that show now. :(

[–]matadora79 1 point2 points ago

me too :(

[–]Tastygroove 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit! THAT'S THE IMAGE MY BRAIN COULD NOT PRODUCE! Thank you! It's been knocking around in my head since the first time this pic surfaced.

[–]Vurz 15 points16 points ago

Rickety cricket?

[–]tits-mchenry 45 points46 points ago

He found his heroin beard too... I'll show myself out.

[–]iwantafunnyname 12 points13 points ago

Flesh colored beards always creep me out.

[–]gulpeg 15 points16 points ago

Forever home alone: 20 years later

[–]_youngdeezy_ 6 points7 points ago

saw this picture on a tabloid in line at the grocery story, scared the bajeezus out of me

[–]ShabbyRat 19 points20 points ago

The Grocery Story.

[–]IEnjoyFancyHats 4 points5 points ago

I'd watch that movie.

[–]joppybabbo 4 points5 points ago

Say goodnight, Kevin.

Goodnight, Kevin.

[–]NYRBlueshirts 28 points29 points ago

More like he lost Mila Kunis's snatch

[–]Floopa 10 points11 points ago

He looks like Gary Busey.

[–]aldude3 46 points47 points ago

-.O

[–]weaver2109 4 points5 points ago

They probably had the same dealer.

[–]Wethequeens13 3 points4 points ago

HOW'M I DOING TODAY GARY BUSEY?

YOU'RE DOING GREAT!

GREAT, THEN I'LL KEEP IT UP!

[–]Dmbdestroyer 7 points8 points ago

Dude... He's been clean for 8+ years. You do heroin for 10 years and see if you look any better.

[–]baconatedwaffle 1 point2 points ago

If I absolutely had to do that, I'd try spreading it on food instead of injecting it or smoking it.

[–]B4ronSamedi 2 points3 points ago

God damn that would taste bad. Like grinding up aspirin for your toast, I'd bet.

[–]thegoodsyo 6 points7 points ago

Drugs or redditor? That's the question.

[–]Zephydelic 12 points13 points ago

he looks like something i saw while tripping on salvia... that's terrifying...

[–]Daksund 1 point2 points ago

Damn that's distressful.

[–]Angelus_the_Lone 8 points9 points ago

It looks like someone was left Home Alone a little too long.

[–]nivanbotemill 2 points3 points ago

Catherine O'Hara, what a fox. A comically talented fox.

[–]Hellomrraccoon 0 points1 point ago

Someone left him home alone a little to long

[–]davidk23 0 points1 point ago

Dumb parents, never should of left him home alone

[–]nianubisn1 0 points1 point ago

He looks good! cough cough

[–]MarxKarlton 2 points3 points ago

Party Monster.

[–]Mr_Eggly_Bagelface 1 point2 points ago

I had to look it up, and I found out inadvertently that apparently he's signed on for season three of The Walking Dead. Sweeeeet.

[–]fuzzycuffs 1 point2 points ago

I think McCauley Culkin would look totally reasonable if he didn't have the same haircut he had 20 years ago and stopped with the oversized leather jacket look.

[–]dumbgaytheist 1 point2 points ago

Shit, if I got dumped by Mila Kunis, I'd go on a five year bender too.

[–]haylstorm1020 5 points6 points ago

Ever since watching The Good Son.....I just haven't liked this kid.

[–]RHesketh 1 point2 points ago

But he still banged Mila Kunis. Jealous much

[–]SummerDays 1 point2 points ago

looks like robert knepper from prison break

[–]zamora23 1 point2 points ago

Thats what I was thinking lol.

[–]aroxion 0 points1 point ago

Is that really him?! 0.o

[–]arianjel 1 point2 points ago

I admired that guy as a kid

[–]whizzard 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, this was awhile ago. Kinda sad. Anyone got pics of him since, did he put back on any weight?

[–]aliceayers69 0 points1 point ago

Hes really home alone now.

[–]jenniav 0 points1 point ago

See what happens when we all go ape shit about kid movies! I said LOOK AT IT!

[–]lollermittens -1 points0 points ago

Spot on. Spot on.

[–]Awesomeade 0 points1 point ago

I need to see this guy in a movie playing a super creepy guy in a really depressing movie. For some reason, I find this idea hilarious.

[–]juicyjupiter 0 points1 point ago

how am I doing today gary busey?

[–]mayamys 0 points1 point ago

I still find him exceedingly attractive.

[–]TheRyanKing 0 points1 point ago

This makes me so self conscious about my goatee.

[–]ratzratz 0 points1 point ago

He didn't change at all. Minus creepy beard

[–]jpndoc 1 point2 points ago

A young Willem Dafoe.

[–]spartex 0 points1 point ago

Fuck I feel old

[–]B_Zuckerkorn 0 points1 point ago

What the hell does Dennis Leary have to do with the mom from Home Alone?

[–]Jarl_Walnut 1 point2 points ago

As a Kevin, I got worried when I clicked this.

[–]Hoppux -1 points0 points ago

poor guy doesn't have that long. It's a shame, his movies were nice.

[–]Pquick 0 points1 point ago

Childhood ruined

[–]andersaur 0 points1 point ago

Hey mom, I Needle little bit of money for rent

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

whats the point of that pun?

[–]Fookananer 0 points1 point ago

Keanu??? is that you??

[–]Gatta_Penny 0 points1 point ago

How did he attract Mila Kunis!?!?

[–]shadowmask 0 points1 point ago

Everybody looks better with a beard.

[–]Finnmanjohn 0 points1 point ago

He is trying to get the role of Slenderman.

[–]Jaybleezie 0 points1 point ago

He needs to gain weight and lose that 'thick peach fuzz'

[–]fvicvinegar 0 points1 point ago

goddamn street rat!

[–]toxpoint 1 point2 points ago

Can't help but think he'd be good at playing Steve buscemi type roles in 10 years...

[–]skinnymidwest 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Thom Yorke.

[–]Enleat -1 points0 points ago

He looks like a decrepit old Viking :/

[–]sirunclecid 0 points1 point ago

Did he just play a bunch of drug addicts after Home Alone? inb4notmacaulayculkin

[–]SibrenHart 0 points1 point ago

Someone shouldt photoshop him to voldemort! ..

[–]robj31 0 points1 point ago

"Kevin you're such a disease!!"

[–]nonax 0 points1 point ago

this is what happens when you leave your kids home alone too much.

[–]MFchimichanga 0 points1 point ago

Bubba needs rehab and some food.

[–]LVArturs 0 points1 point ago

Lol, people, that's not Kevin. That's definitely Guybrush Threepwood. A mighty pirate!

[–]blackkevinDUNK 0 points1 point ago

IM SORRY

[–]Atlantian 0 points1 point ago

Macaulay Culkin went from a prank-dealing home-defender to Mr. Pink in the blink of an eye!

[–]Turd_Ferguson88 0 points1 point ago

Goin for the strung-out meerkat look

[–]Kelseakinkyston 0 points1 point ago

first person i thought of was willem dafoe

[–]ito62 0 points1 point ago

he was my neighbor for awhile

[–]gamingdevil 0 points1 point ago

He should play Beavis in a Beavis and Butthead live action film.

[–]molly649 -1 points0 points ago

Is he still alive?

[–]not_a_jedi 0 points1 point ago

Is that Steve Buscemi?

[–]LongRod_VanHugendong 1 point2 points ago

TIL: Heroin is the same as testosterone.

[–]DudeNudem -1 points0 points ago

Decidedly not funny. WTF people?

[–]kenetha65 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like crystal meth to me.

[–]marty86morgan 1 point2 points ago

Skin is too... intact.

[–]JaqHammerJesus -2 points-1 points ago

Hot mom was so hot in Beetlejuice

[–]jstfly 0 points1 point ago

Looks like William Dafoe

[–]funnypicsWA -2 points-1 points ago

Appeared on FunyJunk 2 days ago. Hmmm...source would be the right thing to do.

[–]Wethequeens13 0 points1 point ago

He's not reposting. It was on A DIFFERENT WEBSITE. What is there to complain about?

[–]funnypicsWA -1 points0 points ago

I didn't say this was a repost. Normal convention is to provide the source...by not doing so, he's quasi-claiming the material is his own. Bad form.

[–]MrFrisbeeLane -1 points0 points ago

Yo! He got 9 years of Mila Kunis vajayjay... Haters gonna hate, including me!

[–]Daedly2 -1 points0 points ago

So uh this guy and Mila Kunis are together? Knowing this gives me hope.

[–]markman71122 -1 points0 points ago

I think he looks bad ass.