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all 157 comments

[–]kevbens 389 points390 points ago

Somebody was holding the dog, you can see the hand. Nice try

[–]DWhizard 171 points172 points ago

Checkmate, atheists!

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 67 points68 points ago

Checkmate, Pavlov!

[–]Shyamallamadingdong 5 points6 points ago

Ding ding ding, we have a knockout

[–]Kash87 4 points5 points ago

Checkmate, Snoop Lion!

[–]thats_a_risky_click 7 points8 points ago

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 52 points53 points ago

Really? It looks more like he's pointing to the downvote to me.

[–]thats_a_risky_click 14 points15 points ago

Happy birthday playboy!

Have you submitted a pic of your cat yet?

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 52 points53 points ago

Thanks!

How's this?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 23 points24 points ago

Happy Birthday! also, showing your pussy on your birthday? Bold.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 23 points24 points ago

I know what the people want.

[–]SupermanV2 10 points11 points ago

I want you.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 10 points11 points ago

I'm almost finished with my fanfic of you guys.

[–]SassyLittleMinx 0 points1 point ago

Says ANAL_QUEEN.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 5 points6 points ago

She's my friend

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 2 points3 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]thats_a_risky_click 0 points1 point ago

Dawwww

[–]OhNoMellon 1 point2 points ago

That's a really cute cat...

[–]AjdinSamurai 0 points1 point ago

If you look closely it was a little dog.

[–]SkullScrew 2 points3 points ago

Happy cake day, you radiation Romeo.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 5 points6 points ago

[–]Temporarily__Alone 3 points4 points ago

[–]IceOnFire97 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day!

[–]Astrapsody 1 point2 points ago

What kinda devil-worshiping jpeg is that? It's gotta buncha...buncha white space at the bottom there. Almost looks like Satan.

[–]Lock_Jaw -1 points0 points ago

No sonny, no devil worshiping here. It was downloaded in the olden days... what they used was a 28.8k modem. In midst of the picture coming thru the computer, some dumb ass picked up the phone and ruint the picture. Don't know why, but that was the way it was like in the olden days.

[–]marreggy 0 points1 point ago

In no way did I find that click to be risky

[–]Yoyo8 0 points1 point ago

Hmm. I'm using my phone and it looks like Mr. Science guy was pointing at my jerk of a cat.

[–]halotwo2 0 points1 point ago

post this anywhere for free karma?

[–]spartan4333 0 points1 point ago

The hand of god

[–]Dave_Hulud -1 points0 points ago

Dog goes in, steals the food. Hand pulls it back, you can't explain that.

[–]sm3llofholland -2 points-1 points ago

NOPE! CHUCK TESTA!

[–]H3000 -2 points-1 points ago

This is not fucking funny. Stop saying it.

[–]specialk16 -1 points0 points ago

Lol

[–]wrcwill 11 points12 points ago

I'm sorry, but that is not a hand... http://i.imgur.com/VNy2u.png

[–]heardlb 6 points7 points ago

Thanks for ruining this for me

[–]OrangeRhymes 2 points3 points ago

I must be blind. Where do you see the hand?

[–]kevbens -2 points-1 points ago

You can see it on the smaller dog's right side when he pokes his head out

[–]FacePalmPro 3 points4 points ago

That is dog clothing. Something pink and sparkly.

[–]dsvoid 4 points5 points ago

/r/karmaconspiracy was right all along

[–]RiddleofSteel 2 points3 points ago

Man you must be fun at parties and reminding the teachers to give out homework.

[–]ander594 1 point2 points ago

I took their upvote away thank you!

[–]Raticide -1 points0 points ago

Also, the last part is simply being played in reverse.

[–]AjdinSamurai 0 points1 point ago

I thought it would be something about Michael Jackson and that little dog was cute.

[–]Jeeman 0 points1 point ago

You have ruined this for me

[–]joefoot420 -2 points-1 points ago

but the sweet sweet karma

[–]samfoto7 26 points27 points ago

Anyone else have the song stuck in their head now??

[–]BanditoRojo 12 points13 points ago

dun dun da da dun dunt dunt yeoww

[–]RockinSocks 51 points52 points ago

Annie, are you okay?

[–]redeys25 32 points33 points ago

Are you okay, Annie?

[–]TheGayRoommate 25 points26 points ago

you've been hit by

[–]meshugga 25 points26 points ago

You've been struck by

[–]HYPERNATURL 98 points99 points ago

a truck.

[–]slefob 21 points22 points ago

C-c-c-combo breaker

[–]NavySEAL1123 9 points10 points ago

A smooth criminal.

[–]Reddit_Whisperer 1 point2 points ago

are you okay...

[–]jaqueass 2 points3 points ago

I just don't understand how the little dog keeps getting away with it over and over again.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 38 points39 points ago

Pug life.

[–]thederpstinator 44 points45 points ago

I hate to break it to you, but that's not a pug.

[–]Corvuss 0 points1 point ago

You sure do like that gif.

[–]sheriff_skullface 10 points11 points ago

Don't mind if I do!

Edit: Joking of course. Nice to share a cake day with atomicplayboy. After one year each, I only trail by 300,000 karma!

[–]thats_a_risky_click 5 points6 points ago

My immediate thought after the first gif was "he should be crying a downvote" and goddamnit as soon as I look down I see this. Fuckin love you man.

[–]NextName -1 points0 points ago

It seems like he just posts the same gif over and over until he gets a good amount of karma from it, then he switches to a new one.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 6 points7 points ago

I posted it twice. My friend Quarter_Centenarian made it a few weeks ago, and I thought it was clever.

[–]NextName 5 points6 points ago

Welp, I can't berate one of the biggest power users on their cakeday, so I'll just keep quiet.

[–]SupermanV2 8 points9 points ago

Yes you can. Berate him! He likes it.

[–]Shyamallamadingdong 0 points1 point ago

It didn't choose the pug life, the pug life chose it

[–]big_bub 0 points1 point ago

..You think that was a pug?

[–]MayorEmanuel 1 point2 points ago

Get that damn Chinese dog out of here! Commie!

[–]Crinklepouch 2 points3 points ago

[–]eziair 1 point2 points ago

it would be perfect if the dog turned when her owner asked, "Annie are you ok?"

[–]Molotopheles 4 points5 points ago

I thought this was going to be a Michael Jackson gif :P

[–]goodguynextdoor 4 points5 points ago

Did you not see his hand?

[–]NavySEAL1123 0 points1 point ago

Annie are you okay?

[–]DreamSpirit3 0 points1 point ago

It's a shame, it would have been so awesome.

[–]mosesonaquasar 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else start humming the song immediately upon reading the title?

[–]Felix2231 2 points3 points ago

I saw this a while ago on Tobuscus's 'Cute Win Fail'...

[–]Lexi_Laura 1 point2 points ago

As did I...as did I...

[–]Ahmm 6 points7 points ago

Thomas Edison stealing Tesla's inventions

[–]Up-The-Butt_Jesus -3 points-2 points ago

tesla was fag get over it

[–]mxchael -1 points0 points ago

It's always the small/little dog...

[–]flytaggart1 -1 points0 points ago

It looks like something you'd see on a Disney ride.

[–]vexx -1 points0 points ago

anyone else hear the song in their head as soon as the little dog crept his head out for the bowl?

[–]wayupthere -1 points0 points ago

Annie are you ok?

Naw, some of my food is gone.

[–]ellevehc -1 points0 points ago

This fish is a smoother criminal. A sneaky one at that.

[–]JesusChristNipples -1 points0 points ago

That's a crazy motherfucker

[–]Gruekiller -1 points0 points ago

Holy monkeys, I was listening to the eponymous song as I navigated to the main page and saw this link.

PhoneDojo... are... are you a wizard?

[–]awaizy -1 points0 points ago

Smoooth

[–]charizard12345 -1 points0 points ago

Dun dun dun den den den den dun dun dun dun dun den den dun duuuuuun dun

[–]CarlWheezer -1 points0 points ago

Now that song is stuck in my head. Inception.

[–]Laughing_Chipmunk -1 points0 points ago

Did anyone else hear the song while they were watching the gif?

[–]Trashism -1 points0 points ago

Would have been better if it was a Cat

[–]will_lurk4beer 0 points1 point ago

ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE?

[–]TakeshiKovaks -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else say "yoink!" when he stole some?

[–]MooseBrigade 0 points1 point ago

Fucking repost

[–]ImNOTRelevant 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend made me sleep on the couch.

[–]spartan4333 0 points1 point ago

The small dog learned to throw his voice, which distracted the bigger dog so that the small dog could steal his food.

[–]NotSoHastyHobbit 0 points1 point ago

i was just listening to the alient ant farm cover of this song. are you ok, you ok, annie

[–]tsilihin666 0 points1 point ago

There are two types of people in this world. Those who love Neil diamond, and those who don't.

[–]DCFP 0 points1 point ago

upvoted it first, saw the first comment, checked the post again, came back here and downvoted it.

[–]Lollypoppa10 0 points1 point ago

I think the OP stole this from an old tobuscus CWF video.

[–]betawolf8 1 point2 points ago

LOLOLOL More like Smooth Kibbimal-fuck. i'm so sorry, i butchered that

[–]Traeco13 -1 points0 points ago

As he came into the dog bowl.

[–]PhillipJack 2 points3 points ago

How does that bowl never run out of food?

[–]somerandomguy02 2 points3 points ago

I have NEVER heard that joke made on every gif ever posted.

[–]purenitrogen 1 point2 points ago

Cartoon physics applied to real life situations.

[–]AkiraChi -1 points0 points ago

Was expecting Michael Jackson.

[–]slightlya 1 point2 points ago

For a moment my mind was blown that this popped up at the top of the front page right when I was listening to Alien Ant Farm's version of this song, then i realized that with a playlist of fewer than 100 songs, and the inordinate amount of time I spend on reddit, it's not really all that shocking.

[–]JihadDerp -5 points-4 points ago

Nice try. Bad comment though.

[–]mynameisrainer -1 points0 points ago

WOO!

[–]redditorforthemoment -1 points0 points ago

I feel like there's the perfect comment for this gif waiting to be posted by some magnificent, crazy diamond. I'll wait here until it happens.

[–]fawker -1 points0 points ago

I can hear the song, what's wrong with me.

[–]flume -1 points0 points ago

The ratio of dogs to cats on reddit is tipping in dogs' favor, and I personally am a big fan of this change.

[–]stonecutterunderwear -2 points-1 points ago

Never speak such blasphemy.

[–]CGord -1 points0 points ago

Oh hey, imgur is putting banner ads on pages now. They want to help me find God's match for me! Great!

[–]arkleseizure17 -4 points-3 points ago

How is it that a .JPG is animated?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You can change the file extension on Imgur links and they will retain the same file type. Example: http://i.imgur.com/RJnTl.png

[–]baculaat 0 points1 point ago

Penguins are even better at this stuff

[–]Hinkelson -2 points-1 points ago

Who else heard the guitar riff to "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm as the little Yorkie committed the food bowl robbery?

[–]Slacker2k -2 points-1 points ago

Annie you okay?

[–]Aint_got_no_agua -2 points-1 points ago

Big dog is the 99%. Small dog is the 1%. I see the symbolism.

[–]superfusion1 0 points1 point ago

this would be top comment in r/politics

[–]atrain1486 -2 points-1 points ago

... so, where's Michael Jackson?

[–]Dcoil1 0 points1 point ago

YAT DADDAT A DAT DAT (WHOO!)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Annie are you okay? (you ugly Annie)

You've been hit by. A smooth criminal..

[–]wickedg3 -3 points-2 points ago

huge lol!

[–]helpusobi_1 -3 points-2 points ago

God dammit I love it when a gif repeats over and over and still makes sense

[–]JesusIsTruth -5 points-4 points ago

The Kingdom of Heaven has now claimed this thread as it's territory. Love and hugs for everyone!

[–]allthefoxes -1 points0 points ago

wat

[–]JesusIsTruth -2 points-1 points ago

  • Tearing down strongholds with the sword of truth/
  • I am a holy warrior, demons tremble and fear me/
  • God whispered in my ear when I was but a youth/
  • I said yes and he opened my eyes to see/
  • That the world we are living in isn't how it's supposed to be/
  • Standing free, chains shattered at my feet/
  • Light and love shines through my eyes to all that I meet/
  • So why do I get so much hate all the time?/
  • Calling me names, hurling insults and spitting at my feet/
  • Throwing rocks and refusing to let me preach upon the street/

  • Recently I had a close friend turn on me/

  • His words "Bible thumping bitch talk shit faggot"/

  • What did I do to deserve this? We hung out every day/

  • I never forced God on him, I let him have his way/

  • I just tried to love him and be the best friend I could be/

  • Apparently that's not enough, so I bow my knee/

  • I refused to retaliate even though my anger burned/

  • My best friend I saw every day, why have you turned..?/

  • Against me, seemingly without cause/

  • Your actions have made me stop, think and realize/

  • I am food in all your hungry jaws..

[–]allthefoxes 0 points1 point ago

Okay then.

[–]Curvedsword -1 points0 points ago

Obvious troll is obvious. 0/10 would not read again.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

never gonna give you up

never gonna let you down

[–]JesusIsTruth 0 points1 point ago

I'm just gonna push you off the cliff.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

never gonna run around and desert you

never gonna make you cry

never gonna say goodbye

never gonna tell a lie... and hurt you

[–]JesusIsTruth 0 points1 point ago

< I don't know this song 3

[–]The_Snootiest_Jet 0 points1 point ago

[–]cha0tic_klutch -1 points0 points ago

How many down-votes will this get?