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For the girls that want to write their name in the snow... (imgur.com)

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[–]ninjette847 50 points51 points ago

I actually know someone who bought one of those. She got it to use on the trains in India that just have holes in the floor for toilets. There actually are practical uses.

[–]smartzie 35 points36 points ago

I imagine they would be nice for camping, too, instead of squatting over bushes whenever you need to take a leak.

[–]Lillipout 25 points26 points ago

Some of the lady climbers I know find them useful in winter mountaineering. Delayering in arctic cold is no fun.

[–]Nausicaa13 4 points5 points ago

I've never heard of squatting over a bush and the Worst Case Scenario Game told me to prop myself between two trees or boulders. I'm am not a gymnast. I squat and take the ground's quality and slope into consideration.

[–]FiMack 9 points10 points ago

That thing should be issued to all women in the army. The number of times I would have found that useful when having to 'go' in the wide open with a section of perverted creeps wanting to catch a look were innumerable.

[–]Vaginosaurus 4 points5 points ago

Also great for camping or hiking outside where there is no bathroom.

[–]JoelQ 61 points62 points ago

Not pictured: The girl overfilling the device too quickly and getting piss all over her hands.

[–]Seanjohn2800 12 points13 points ago

I'm sure that happens all too often.

[–]bigbadderfdog 27 points28 points ago

I got my girlfriend one of these as a gag gifts last christmas. She actually uses when she goes camping.

[–]iheartart 11 points12 points ago

these are a staple at some camping festivals / they make porta potties easier for ladies, esp at burning man.

[–]threwahway 7 points8 points ago

Came here to mention atrocious port-o-pottie situations in some places. Sure sucks when you wait in like 30 minutes to use a freaking port-o and then you walk in and it's unusable.

[–]mjolnir616 3 points4 points ago

Festivals in the UK hand out loads of free cardboard ones, and have portable urinals in the women's toilet areas, saves loads of time. I've had to shit at festivals, and I don't envy women having to queue for a Portaloo every time they need to piss.

[–]threwahway 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, should have mentioned that I'm a guy and the above scenario has happened...

[–]TazerSquid 19 points20 points ago

Now all the ladies will need to remember to "shake it off"!

[–]smokedogg 30 points31 points ago

2 shakes. If you shake it 3 times you just playin with it.

[–]ArtiMo22 19 points20 points ago

Shake it once, that's fine. Shake it twice, that okay. Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself again!

[–]SgrNspkS 8 points9 points ago

Made an account just to upvote the GC referance.. Lameness at it's finest..

[–]Lillipout 13 points14 points ago

No matter how much you squirm and dance, the last two drops go in your pants.

[–]Courtnims 7 points8 points ago

Just bought one of these today. No way I'm going to be hovering above those festival toilets this weekend. Perfect solution!

[–]pacoliketaco 31 points32 points ago

Ugh...

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I guess it is pretty convenient 5coms -7pts 21dys WTF
Again, science comes through where nature has failed. 5coms 2pts 16dys WTF
Strange. 3coms -6pts 13dys WTF
SheWee...? 6coms -5pts 14dys WTF
No more sitting to pee ladies... [img] 3coms -5pts 16dys WTF
I wonder why this never got popular. 4coms -6pts 22dys WTF
Now you can pee standing up 5coms -2pts 22dys WTF
Just wait till we get home Cindy. Nah mom, I'll just go outside. It's cool. 9coms 22pts 22dys WTF
This could have come in handy several times...it's called a Sheewee 2coms 5pts 20dys WTF
No. Just no. 6coms -3pts 21dys WTF
Why does this exist? 6coms 1pt 23dys WTF
now you can pee like a guy 0coms -2pts 27dys WTF
I hope this doesn't catch on 11coms 4pts 19dys WTF
no words for this (xpost from r/funny) 2coms 4pts 22dys WTF
Where is your god now? 367coms 1236pts 23dys funny
Ya, so this exists.. 11coms -12pts 21dys WTF
Yes! 3coms 0pts 21dys WTF
There is no words 15coms 3pts 22dys WTF
So this exists.. 13coms 26pts 21dys WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Anshin 6 points7 points ago

interesting at the plenty of downvotes, then one that hits

[–]Nausicaa13 2 points3 points ago

I see a pattern.

[–]grrrrrrrr8 26 points27 points ago

FINALLY

[–]krooked2nollie 6 points7 points ago

A solid product still.

[–]anatkh 14 points15 points ago

Actually, I'm a girl, and I already can pee like a boy. Thanks for the offer though.

[–]BuffaloBounce 4 points5 points ago

I can only pee standing if I'm wearing a skirt. I mostly want one because it has a funny name.

[–]Illpalazzo 4 points5 points ago

As a boy that has peed on, in, around and with playful patters pee all you want but you can not pee like me.

Is peed right by the way? it just feels like the wrong spelling when you type it for some reason.

[–]thehongkongdangerduo 1 point2 points ago

If it's location you're talking about, yo holmes yo. I've peed in a bunch of major cities, in broad daylight at times, and twice (I guess I just like danger) within line of sight of police officers... not facing me but still. The key for girls is skirts or stretchy pants, and leaning low pretending to be on a cell phone. And before anybody calls me a freak for this, I have a bladder pain condition that's gradually necessitated these practices.

But with, you know, magical swirling patterns and writing your name in the snow... damnit, you win. I'm waiting for robot bladder technology.

[–]Illpalazzo 1 point2 points ago

you have not lived till something was left in your toilet and and you high water pressure cut it in half.

[–]thehongkongdangerduo 1 point2 points ago

Haha wow... delightfully graphic and to the point.

[–]GooseNGala 3 points4 points ago

That's just what I was thinking.

[–]anatkh 2 points3 points ago

Seriously.

[–]GooseNGala 6 points7 points ago

Yes.. If you stand just right and wiggle the hips. Really only works with no bottoms on. So peeing in snow might be to cold.

[–]Picklwarrior 6 points7 points ago

I don't think I understand yet. Video?

[–]frustrationman -5 points-4 points ago

You know, for scientific purposes.

[–]Nausicaa13 2 points3 points ago

I was always too scared to try. But you have given me hope. If my neighbours call the police I'll just say it's for science.

[–]Warsaw99 8 points9 points ago

There is no snow in the picture.

[–]NumblyBumbly 5 points6 points ago

This product also works for males with abnormally small penises. I have a friend...

[–]throwthis2 3 points4 points ago

AND for all the girls who want to dribble pee on their shoes!

[–]FrisianDude 4 points5 points ago

This is one of the first times I wonder "why is this in wtf?" This is not only a rather obvious idea, it's also about a decade old already.

[–]scarlettpumpernickel 2 points3 points ago

I used to work with the guy who created the Fenis. He used to talk about it at parties and we'd lose our shit laughing at him when he wasn't around. Saw him on Dragon's Den a couple of years ago. His dream of women carrying around a prosthetic penis with which to urinate standing up has finally come true.

[–]palsar 2 points3 points ago

OHMYFUCKINGGOD they make glow in the dark ones.

[–]kittyg92 2 points3 points ago

I have never wanted something so bad in my life.

[–]PlayingGod 3 points4 points ago

For the redditors desperate for karma... Reposts

[–]Tiktaky 0 points1 point ago

I still love how this is an actual product. Back in the scouts we just used to roll up some newspaper to make a funnel.... then throw it on the fire when we were done.

The big issue is that you can't shake out those last few drops.

[–]samkrisbeck 5 points6 points ago

what happened to just dropping your drawers and squattin?

[–]MidWestJoke 2 points3 points ago

From experience (not my personal experience because I'm a professional squatter) but some girls just can't seem to understand how to squat, pee, and manage not to pee on yourself. Those poor souls.

[–]Tiktaky 1 point2 points ago

I have heard so many women say they can't squat and pee, I never understood it, I guess it just depends how your positioned and on how your vulva affects the pee-angle.

[–]Tiktaky 1 point2 points ago

Its not the most ideal when there is no shrubbery to hide you. its less revealing to pee standing up.

[–]Sydviciouz 0 points1 point ago

Apparently this is a repost, but I haven't seen it. I'm gonna get this just so I can see the horror on his face when I show him that I wrote my name in the snow with my piss.

[–]SluggoVonPunch 0 points1 point ago

Pussy Gutters.

[–]porsche34 1 point2 points ago

What happens if it over flows...

[–]Dancing_monkey 1 point2 points ago

It doesn't. It slides down on a slant.

[–]Tinkrbela 2 points3 points ago

Seriously, STOP RE-POSTING this.

[–]BuddyTheeElf 2 points3 points ago

Musical jingle for our upcoming ad...

"If there's no seat in sight, but you still gotta pee... Just whip it out, your little shewee!!"

Now available from skymall and wherever else fine products are sold.

[–]branman77 3 points4 points ago

She obviously didn't read the directions. pants are not required when using the shewee

[–]UndeadMause 0 points1 point ago

men....its the end of the world now....

[–]AutisticRorr 1 point2 points ago

Cunt Funnel

[–]ArchieBunkerWasRight 1 point2 points ago

They've been selling this thing in camping catalogs for decades.

It always gave me a chuckle re:the G.I. Joe character of the same name.

[–]Brycmatt062 1 point2 points ago

Just one shake of those wangs ladies anymore than that constitutes pleasure and we aren't in that business!

[–]jenniface 1 point2 points ago

I've always said the first thing I would do if I could be male for the day is aim my piss/write my name in the snow; I will buy one of these just to try it out once and make that sick dream come true.

[–]georgeo 1 point2 points ago

I heard a long time ago that if a woman pulls her pubis up and apart, she can pee standing up. Any ladies of /r/WTF try this?

[–]buddhaeatscats 1 point2 points ago

Pull up

edit: Didn't see the "up and" part. Yes, it does work.

[–]georgeo 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, you made a great contribution for science!

[–]buddhaeatscats 1 point2 points ago

Yay!

[–]xterraguy 1 point2 points ago

http://otoh.org/mirror/restrooms.org/standing.html

[–]Shannynh 1 point2 points ago

Finally... a chance for me to leave my mark! I'm a girl, but don't have a penis like some other commenters seem to have, so this is great.

[–]Dancing_monkey 0 points1 point ago

Go for it! I got mine for about $6 on Amazon.

[–]purplesascwatch 1 point2 points ago

should this be nsfw

[–]DeannaKean 1 point2 points ago

I especially love how the ad has her using it in the grass

[–]Mouselady1 1 point2 points ago

My mother got one of these for travelling rural China too.

[–]DNAsly 1 point2 points ago

Girls: As a southerner who only recently got to write his name in the snow, there are some things you gotta know.

First of all, cursive is hard. Second, if your name is longer than five letters, you're going to need to come back a second time to finish it.

It's over rated. Fun, but over rated.

[–]dthoj31r 1 point2 points ago

I just broke my funny bone... :(

[–]FankiJE 1 point2 points ago

Peeing my name in the snow has been the only time I've used cursive in my life.

[–]emperornibble 1 point2 points ago

Somehow I dont think shaking it will get the pee off of the labia and then your underwear would get all wet. If there is one thing I know of women its that they hate pee getting on stuff.

[–]Dancing_monkey 2 points3 points ago

You kind of scrape it up, like when you're feeding a baby and you scoop up the food off their face with the spoon.

[–]icedcooly7 1 point2 points ago

Sheenis.

[–]madprudentilla 1 point2 points ago

Those things are the best. They just need to name them better. SheWee... GoGirl.... ugh.

[–]toni_toni 1 point2 points ago

For girls who want to dip there Doritos's in a bowl like civilized people

[–]alabamahightest 1 point2 points ago

I can die happy now.

[–]Dancing_monkey 1 point2 points ago

I have one, just a different brand. Works wonders. I don't have to do the hover or cover the seat in public restrooms.

[–]thebinarycarpenter 1 point2 points ago

I have a friend who has one and loves it. For camping and other outdoor peeing situations, she says it makes the whole process much, much easier.

[–]Tunnelofpain 1 point2 points ago

When I read the title I thought it may have been a stencil.

[–]twitinkie 1 point2 points ago

This is invented by a Canadian called the "Fenus"

It was featured on Dragons Den (equivalent to Shark Tank in the US)

source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPqV7amoIrg

[–]luna547 1 point2 points ago

This would come in real handy in a porter potty.

[–]almjjo 1 point2 points ago

.....Where can I get one?

[–]pollydowner 1 point2 points ago

I have a PStyle and it's amazing. I use it anywhere where it's too disgusting to do otherwise, like port-a-potties.

[–]sirichbeencool 1 point2 points ago

as a male, her stance is quite wrong

[–]hyperkiller3 1 point2 points ago

That would be a good way to get a guy to run if you wake up in the morning from being drunk and having a random guy with you in bed, make enough noise to wake him up then go to the bathroom using that thing :)

[–]hautegauche 1 point2 points ago

Years ago, I lived in a van (yes, fine, down by the river) and had a Freshette. Basically the same thing. Fucking INDISPENSABLE. I mean it. I wish I still had it just because... well, it would be pretty cool for drunken stumbles through the French Quarter, too.

[–]godless_savage[S] 1 point2 points ago

i miss new orleans. every time i walk past a dumpster in the summer I'm reminded of the french quarter for those 6 wonderful months i lived there. I mean this in all seriousness. i loved the shit out of that town while i was there.

[–]Arnoa94 1 point2 points ago

This is not WTF worthy.

[–]Wildebeast1 -1 points0 points ago

This company should advertise on Reddit just on the pure amount of posts this has been in...

[–]SmellyGoateeGuy -1 points0 points ago

Dude, just let her hold yours.

[–]Idiotfiasco 2 points3 points ago

http://www.shenis.com/Shenis/Home.html

[–]ktbanna -1 points0 points ago

Have any females ever actually tries to use one of these?

[–]capslock 11 points12 points ago

Yes? I still don't get why this is in /r/wtf every week. It's a practical product... It would be like posting a bra and being like 'omg it holds her BOOBS lol.'

[–]godless_savage[S] 1 point2 points ago

THEY HAVE SOMETHING THAT HOLDS BOOBS!? I need this product! I LOVE BOOBS and they're just laying out all over the place in my house...

[–]da_ballz -1 points0 points ago

so women now need to carry around little funnels that smell like piss everywhere?

[–]yaqueeah 1 point2 points ago

I mean, you do. AND I MEAN LITTLE

[–]DocSporky510 0 points1 point ago

No! Being able to pee standing up is one of the few things men have left! You can't have that too!

[–]KarmaCockblocker 0 points1 point ago

THIS is what is WTF to you? Are you new here?

Also, repost. http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/x7k41/this_could_have_come_in_handy_several_timesits/

[–]emperornibble 0 points1 point ago

My sister became a man but doesnt have a dick yet, so he uses one of these to feel like a man. Its weird.

[–]fuck-you-reddit-cunt -4 points-3 points ago

for girls who want to be boys...

[–]FuchsiaGauge -1 points0 points ago

This was JUST posted in WTF and it's not any more WTF now than it was then. Redditors just think that anything having to do with women is wtf. Grow up.

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