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[–]studioprisoner95 11 points12 points ago

In Australia, it's friday :trollface:

[–]eightwebs 1 point2 points ago

Just sucks on Sunday :P

[–]Batmans_left_nipple 0 points1 point ago

sure is.

[–]Soniccyanide 9 points10 points ago

"Asia kunnossa"

[–]idiootimpi 13 points14 points ago

It's from finnish show called kummeli and the sketch is Jankon Betoni:

Jankon Betoni 1

Jankon Betoni 2

Jankon Betoni 3

Jankon Betoni 4

[–]Treats 6 points7 points ago

Is it just the same joke every time?

I would watch that.

[–]Robeleader 1 point2 points ago

Hence, reddit.

[–]stoopitmonkee 2 points3 points ago

I work in a fine dining restaurant. I have no concept of Friday any more. This is how I feel pretty much every day. Except Mondays. Monday is my day off.

[–]Permadrunkk 2 points3 points ago

its Friday in Australia! But i'm working Saturday.

Same reaction gif.

[–]1M9R0F9 9 points10 points ago

This .gif gets me everytime.

[–]el_horsto 4 points5 points ago

that is one repost i'm not going to complain about. i will never get tired of watching that guy

[–]Informationator 2 points3 points ago

...so the coincidence here is crazy...

Today I woke up late and half out of my mind because I got to bed pretty late last night.

I drive to work in my jeans and collared shirt excited for Friday. I check the time on my phone. ...It's Thursday.

No turning back now. I just need to own it. I get to work, slink in, and not even the administrative assistant sees me (he was away from his desk for some reason?) ...then I realize Thursday are team meeting days. Crap. I'm going to be wearing jeans and no tie in front of a group of 15 people in 45 minutes. This might sound stupid, and I agree that it is, but I can't tell you how much image matters in corporate America. If you dress casually people don't think you take your job seriously. If your hair is too long or you come off as a slob people will think your work is sloppy. ...often these connections aren't all that far off... Anyway, I've got this freaking team meeting coming up very soon and I've got no way out.

...BUT WAIT! I'm part of a high-priority project, part of a bigger umbrella that will save our company millions. The vendor scheduled a meeting right on top of our team meeting. That trumps the team meeting. I let my team lead know I won't be in our team meeting via email (still, no one has seen me).

I get on the phone with the vendor and he hasn't been able to acquire the technical resource we asked him for. Meeting cancelled. A glorious 45-minute window has opened up.

...over the next 30 minutes I managed to sneak out, drive home, change, and drive back to work. When my team got back from the meeting they stopped by my desk. There I sat in my black slacks and red power tie.

I think one person in the entire company saw me and no one had a clue I went home.

Corporate Ninja

[–]SULLYvin[S] 0 points1 point ago

Take my up vote, sir.

[–]Informationator 0 points1 point ago

I'll take that upvote and invest it. In 8 years, it'll be TWO upvotes!

[–]SULLYvin[S] 1 point2 points ago

Well, here's another one. Together, they can become 4.

[–]Informationator 0 points1 point ago

With compound interest.... I'LL NEVER DIE!

[–]Inhale_Exhale42 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel.

[–]rottinguy 0 points1 point ago

I hate that!!!!!

[–]Smilehate 0 points1 point ago

If it makes you feel any better, I have tomorrow off.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 0 points1 point ago

Me when jeb said no new snapshot

[–]biscobuddha 0 points1 point ago

Well I thought it was Monday, so today was good for me

[–]el_horsto 0 points1 point ago

let me guess: bavarian?

[–]Hoodooz39 0 points1 point ago

The worst part is that my husband is off on Fridays, so this evening when I get home, he'll be all like, "Yay, it's Friday!"

[–]ctothel 1 point2 points ago

It's Friday in New Zealand! But I have to put up with winter for the privilege :-(

[–]Ryukishi 1 point2 points ago

But our winter is nowhere near as cold as theirs

[–]Borease 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I definitely woke up thinking it was Friday.

[–]nightwing2024 0 points1 point ago

My work week is actually Sunday-Thursday, so I'm more like this when I realize it's Thursday.

[–]Mein_Tarnaccount 1 point2 points ago

Had this realization hours ago. Still can't believe it.

[–]dragonsroc 0 points1 point ago

I don't work tomorrow, so I'm glad it's Thursday.

[–]Secretg 0 points1 point ago

It is friday for me today, fuck yeah Hawaii Statehood day!

[–]BasicCake 1 point2 points ago

It's Friday in New Zealand! Ha!

[–]reiphil 0 points1 point ago

[–]mrimperfect 0 points1 point ago

Nothing fucks with your Friday like realizing that it's Thursday.

[–]ronan81184 0 points1 point ago

This happened me today. Except I was on the way to work at 9am and realized I didn't have to be there till 12 cause I don't start till 12 on Fridays. Fml.

[–]Sgeba 0 points1 point ago

jankon betoni

[–]sgtpppr 1 point2 points ago

I have tomorrow off, so Thursday is the new Friday and considering Saturday is normally the Friday of Sunday, then Saturday is now the new Thursday.

[–]Megawatts19 2 points3 points ago

I have some sort of idea what you're saying.

[–]sgtpppr 1 point2 points ago

Hopefully, someone can explain it to me on the new Thursday (formerly old Thursday and Friday, but now the new Wednesday and the old Thursday). Wait...in that equation, the new Thursday equaled the old Thursday. I think I've found a singularity...

[–]Megawatts19 1 point2 points ago

Call the authorities!! We've made a discovery!!

[–]CoolMoD 0 points1 point ago

...holy crap. I just came back from work thinking it was Wednesday. I just went an entre work day believing, without a doubt, that it was Wednesday.

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

This is probably the most soul crushing realization I've ever had.

[–]hdesk 0 points1 point ago

upvote for kummeli!

[–]Fine_Structure 0 points1 point ago

Is that Theodore Roosevelt?!

[–]Janssen4444 0 points1 point ago

It's Friday for me :D

[–]psyEDk 0 points1 point ago

i hope that guy has a pillow stuffed up his shit, because wow.. someone needs to get off their fat lazy ass and get some exercise otherwise!

[–]Robeleader 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like you are one who might benefit from /r/whatdayoftheweekisit

[–]Flapjack_ 0 points1 point ago

I had a dream once back in high school that my mom was waking me up for school on a Tuesday morning.

When she actually did wake me up it was Monday.

Fuck that week.

[–]Lord_Zero 0 points1 point ago

[–]acepiloto 0 points1 point ago

From everyone that works in the service industry: Fuck off.

[–]YouTypeA 0 points1 point ago

Did this, but it was a Monday.

[–]nameismy 0 points1 point ago

I work 4 ten hour days. I love Thursdays! 3 day weekends every week!

[–]HappyChicken 0 points1 point ago

That's how I felt yesterday when I realized it was only Wednesday. And the day before when I realized it was only Tuesday. It has been a long week.

[–]OMGKitty[!] 0 points1 point ago

Even with all the flack that comes from being a teenager, I fucking love having summer vacation. With I finally have to actually do shit with my life, I will weep bitter, adult tears. I respect working adults with each passing day I sit on my lazy ass.

[–]Neslom 0 points1 point ago

G'day Mate. Welcome to FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Buff_N_Sexy 0 points1 point ago

Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday

[–]chickenplucka 0 points1 point ago

You'll have to wait a whole day before you get down

[–]i_am_beercules 0 points1 point ago

There's an episode of The Office about this.

[–]MoSabio 0 points1 point ago

This just made my day , thank you good sir

[–]shizknight 0 points1 point ago

How I realize it's actually Thursday : I see this reposted for the fuckteenth time.

[–]Swallow_ 0 points1 point ago

Hey listen to this. Sucks to be you because it is Hawai'ian statehood day and non federal employees and students (like myself) get Friday off.

Everyday is an awesome day when you live in Hawai'i nay.

[–]Banannasticker 0 points1 point ago

i work sunday-Thurs. AAAAAAWWW YEEEEAH!!!

[–]peacockskeleton 0 points1 point ago

Opened this, paniced cause i thought it was thursday, calmly realized post was 19hours old and i have 2 hours left of work before weekend fun times.

[–]packrat083 0 points1 point ago

i read this on Friday. Was confused for a second there...

[–]gurana 1 point2 points ago

I'm on vacation this week, so I'm glad it's only Thursday.

[–]Capitaine_Qc -1 points0 points ago

Fuck everything exept the computer

[–]VestaDear 1 point2 points ago

The one thing I like about my work schedule is that Thursday is essentially my Friday. I just wish I could work more hours the first four days of the week.

[–]pooponagoose 1 point2 points ago

[–]Today_is_Thursday 1 point2 points ago

It's ok. I'm here for you.

[–]aa7mit 1 point2 points ago

Except in Israel. In which case, http://i.imgur.com/4fRF7.gif

Shabbat Shalom.

[–]xtian11 1 point2 points ago

My co-workers set my computer an hour ahead today..That last hour that I thought I had already worked was torture.

[–]SULLYvin[S] 2 points3 points ago

Those bastards.

[–]MoonDaddy 1 point2 points ago

Wow I really thought it was Wednesday today.

[–]Lordborg909 1 point2 points ago

Here in New Zealand IT IS FRIDAY.... mind blown!

[–]Rosy895 1 point2 points ago

Aw:( I looked at the time posted of this and was like wait- what? But... It said it was posted ten hours ago... And ten hours ago was still Friday.... And then I realized the ugly truth of it being Thursday in the U.S.A.

[–]Cannot_Be_Stopped 0 points1 point ago

Yeah! Fuck Monday, Fuck Tuesday, and Wednesday, especially Fuck Thursday. Friday, you're cool. Saturday you're cool. Fuck Sunday.

[–]crunchybuttburger 0 points1 point ago

Sorry Homie Its Thursday hahaha

[–]coatrack68 -5 points-4 points ago

Why is Friday so great? Two days later and it's Monday again! :(

[–]SULLYvin[S] 4 points5 points ago

Two days after Friday is Sunday. Clearly you didn't pay attention to Rebecca Black.