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The Hammer (imgur.com)

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[–]da_faq_jus_happen 392 points393 points ago

Dr.Horrible and Avengers? Aw yiss

[–]kodutta7 98 points99 points ago

Motha fuckin comic books

[–]vivvav 12 points13 points ago

/r/comicbooks

[–]synicalx1 2 points3 points ago

As a reasonably regular comic book reader, I feel borderline retarded for not know this existed before now.

[–]pootytangluver619 4 points5 points ago

I am just wondering, not criticizing but just wondering, how you did not know this. There is a subbreddit for everything relatively important on here. Hell, I found two, not one but two, subbreddits for Deadpool. Why the hell would there be two subbreddits for him? I mean he is my favorite comic book guy, but come on. And they both post different shit most o the time. Why not combine them into one almighty subbreddit? Sorry for going on there about meaningless stuff. Downvotes for me I guess. TL;DR Downvote this because it ended up being meaningless. Don't really though.

[–]synicalx1 1 point2 points ago

I too am asking myself why I didn't know that subreddit existed. I think I've narrowed it down to me just not thinking a comic-related subreddit would exist (I know, that makes little sense...).

No way would I downvote a legitimate question. Also, Deadpool is awesome I'm just starting to read some of his stuff on Comixology

[–]pootytangluver619 1 point2 points ago

Why thank you for not downvoting. I was feeling bad about going off in a random direction. But keep reading Deadpool because he is as awesome as nutella pizza.

[–]Holotoast 16 points17 points ago

The whedonverses are colliding... get ready for some thrilling heroics

[–]imjustmichelle 5 points6 points ago

I swear, if this line is in any Avengers movie to come, I will dedicate the rest of my life to tracking Whedon down and getting close enough to hug him and weep.

College could wait till then.

[–]FieryPinataFace 10 points11 points ago

The hammer... is my penis.

[–]Hounmlayn 3 points4 points ago

Mother. Fucking. Comics.

[–]timetraveltrousers10 6 points7 points ago

just replying so i remember to look this up

[–]robosis1 5 points6 points ago

Good strategy

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Why not use the "save" button?

[–]5paceman5piff 1 point2 points ago

Idk about others, but my save button in RES stopped working.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

That's terrifying!

[–]sitchinator 61 points62 points ago

Captain Hammer corporate tool

[–]11235813_ 1 point2 points ago

...balls.

[–]hjklyuiop 335 points336 points ago

the hammer is my penis.

[–]Antonton 63 points64 points ago

Best line of the series.

[–]Lupus1339 156 points157 points ago

My favorite was "And sometimes there's a third deeper level that's exactly the same as the surface... Like with pie..."

[–]sleepyj910 64 points65 points ago

I meant...Gandhi

[–]TheCynicalMe 81 points82 points ago

"I wanna do great things... Like Bad Horse."

"... The thoroughbred of sin?"

[–]Matub 18 points19 points ago

"I meant Gandhi..."

Edit: Turns out I can't read.

[–]afterthot 26 points27 points ago

Opens washer "I don't love these."

[–]RobertAPetersen 25 points26 points ago

"Oh my, look at my wrist...."

[–]Maharog 27 points28 points ago

"so how are things with cheesy on the outside?"

[–]JediMasterEvan5 44 points45 points ago

Captain Hammer threw a car at my head...

[–]hhaley 21 points22 points ago

"A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do"

[–]dehydratedpink 2 points3 points ago

something something are you kidding!

[–]Clockian 16 points17 points ago

For the unfortunate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eeQSI-jo0E

[–]seconskin552 15 points16 points ago

Wanna ride on my Ham-Jet?

[–]BuzzKillingtonThe4th 6 points7 points ago

The Mjolnir is a mythic hammer that changes its size in times of need. Sounds about right.

[–]dickMcFickle 3 points4 points ago

which one was referencing which? or did they both just have the same joke independently?

[–]voidsong 5 points6 points ago

Independently might not be the right word, since I'm pretty sure Joss was involved with both.

[–]dickMcFickle 5 points6 points ago

ohh right, I forgot he used to write for Marvel. That makes sense

[–]Thors_Other_Hammer 2 points3 points ago

Yes the hammer is the penis...

[–]Sbajawud 12 points13 points ago

This comic (NSFW) seems oddly relevant.

[–]BuzzKillingtonThe4th 15 points16 points ago

wat

[–]Willyjwade 3 points4 points ago

wat

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

taw

[–]lolwat_o_O 10 points11 points ago

You're getting downvoted pretty hard.. but damnit, more people need to know about Oglaf.

[–]charlzizawesome 7 points8 points ago

The fuck did I just look at?!

[–]whip_the_manatee 6 points7 points ago

when I read

[–]rubberducky22 1 point2 points ago

def one of the best webcomics out there.

[–]HybridEmblem 0 points1 point ago

so that's where nailing comes from

[–]Thor4269 45 points46 points ago

I'm Thor and I approve this message.

[–]GOD_HUNTER 41 points42 points ago

TWANG!

[–]JarlofDenmark 11 points12 points ago

One down, several thousand to go.

You've got a lot of work ahead of you.

[–]ignoramus012 13 points14 points ago

Have you seen any gods lately? I think he's gotten a lot more than ONE down.

[–]williemcbride 1 point2 points ago

He'd have got em all if that one asshole didn't go into hiding two thousand years ago.

[–]tastethelink 3 points4 points ago

Jesus: A harder catch than Mew.

[–]lorok -1 points0 points ago

T's Wang.

[–]PewterCityGymLdr 45 points46 points ago

relevant

Behold! I am smiling!

[–]xblackdog 6 points7 points ago

:)

[–]Shuyo 1 point2 points ago

I was just looking for that the other day.

[–]tranquilpie 190 points191 points ago

A BLOO BLOO BLOO

[–]Herpinheim 130 points131 points ago

http://imgur.com/lRMEc

[–]Willyjwade 7 points8 points ago

Um... science?

[–]Thydamine -1 points0 points ago

He said "A BLOO BLOO BLOO"

[–]GodspeakerVortka 33 points34 points ago

God damn the internet never ceases to amaze me.

[–]alavanterx 59 points60 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/YG3Sd.jpg

[–]Asurnasurpal 43 points44 points ago

wat

[–]elbruce 29 points30 points ago

Great, way to spoil the Avengers sequel for me...

[–]SnappyTofu 35 points36 points ago

???

[–]tranquilpie 24 points25 points ago

???!!!

[–]daveo42 10 points11 points ago

Watch out...

[–]4realthistime 22 points23 points ago

dafuq... fuq.... aw...

[–]4realthistime 9 points10 points ago

fuck

[–]b0wles 9 points10 points ago

I don't even...

[–]DingoScallion 4 points5 points ago

?

[–]jonathan481 6 points7 points ago

WTF did I just read?

[–]fuzaco 7 points8 points ago

WHY AM I AROUSED

[–]jnethery 25 points26 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/mbld5.gif

[–]bitcheslovedroids 3 points4 points ago

Still fapped

[–]Hydrochloric_Comment 1 point2 points ago

This belongs on /r/yaoi.

[–]LittleBlessedVillain 14 points15 points ago

Question: Is this an actual comic and if so what is it? I would very much like to read the context.

[–]The_Blackening 31 points32 points ago

I'm fairly certain this is an edited version of some of the panels from The Invincible Iron Man, The Five Nightmares Part 2.

As for the context, although it's not what you were expecting, this is a conversation between Thor and Iron Man following the funeral of the Superheroine Anitun, I believe they are talking about the events of the Civil War.

Edit: Found about half of the original: http://betweenthepanels.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/part3.jpg

[–]LittleBlessedVillain 6 points7 points ago

Damn, was hoping that was a real conversation.

Oh well, truth is good too. Thanks!

[–]ElanRosenfeld 5 points6 points ago

It's based on a scene from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

[–]LittleBlessedVillain 1 point2 points ago

Oh I'm well aware. I was hoping it was a real comic conversation. Some guy who liked Dr. Horrible sneaking in a goofy scene or something. Would have been great if that was the case.

[–]dissapointedorikface 5 points6 points ago

But... but... he WAS to blame for the events of Civil War.

God, I hate Civil War Tony so much.

[–]knobbodi 2 points3 points ago

Yeah he was a gigantic tool for pretty much that whole storyline. I loved when Thor hit him with a lightning bolt

[–]dissapointedorikface 2 points3 points ago

God, that storyline was the very first comic book I owned. I almost didn't get any more Iron Man comics because of that.

[–]neostorm360 1 point2 points ago

See, I know Im about to wake the hornet's nest... but I thought Capt America was being stupid in the Civil War. "This act is unconstitutional!" "Cap?... have you read the constitution?" In my mind, the Civil War was a way of adding a little realism by explaining and justifying why normal Americans would be ok with masked vigilantes effectively ruling their society.

[–]dissapointedorikface 2 points3 points ago

I agree with the whole superhero registration thing. When you have people who destroy cities, or even the world, just by wishing it so, you need to keep some sort of tabs on them. I just think Tony was a dick about it. Instead of trying to settle it peacefully and diplomatically, he was the one who declared full-on war on the people who were, understandably, against the idea. He killed his former "friends" without an ounce of remorse. While CA's personal opinion might have been wrong, he was at least somewhat ethical in his dealings with the "enemy" and absolutely hated killing the people who he had considered friends.

[–]neostorm360 1 point2 points ago

Not to argue about a comic book plot that happened 5 years ago, but I disagree with the sentiment that Tony was any more violent or aggressive about it than the anti-registration side. It's possible my memory is clouded, but I only distinctly remember Goliath and Cap dying on the anti-reg side. Goliath was an accident (mostly Mr. Fantastic's fault imo) and CA died from an assassination that had nothing to do with the war, and both were mourned heavily by Stark.

On the other side of the fence, CA waged a brutal guerrilla war on American soil against a group of super heroes, shield agents, and police who were just trying to enforce an admittedly flawed law. Was he wrong? I wouldn't say so. But he never really seemed to justify the logic behind his movement, and that has always left me deeply unsatisfied.

[–]MisterMcFancyPants 1 point2 points ago

This is going to get really nerdy, really quick, but Tony was throwing their friends into a jail in the negative zone. Captain America understood that giving up hundreds of heroes identities could put them, and their loved ones in danger. Spider-Man was the perfect example of that. He unmasks, and the Kingpin targeted Aunt May. Captain America was trying to fight against that

[–]neostorm360 0 points1 point ago

Ok, you're right this is going to get nerdy. I shall do my best to not rage, or provoke raging.

Stark was throwing criminals into a prison. Yes, they're criminals we all know and love (Daredevil's arrest scene was amazing) but they knowingly broke the law. That makes them criminals. I'm not going to try to justify the law, but Ironman was enforcing it, and that IS justifyable. I don't blame cops who arrest people for smoking marijuana. I think it's a stupid law, but I can't blame the people who enforce it as part of their job.

Aunt May getting killed was tragic, and (while no one can deny it led to some of the best plot lines SM has had in years) it was a direct result of him complying with the registration act. Here's the thing: Cops take this risk. Cops HAVE to take this risk to protect us. I wouldn't want to live in a world where police hide their identity and are not scrutinized by those that have authority over them. Even if you disagree, I think it reasonable to suggest that if we lived in a US that was overrun with masked, superhuman vigilantes and criminals, that a fair share of our citizens would at least want someone in our government to know who these people are, and what they can do.

[–]dorekk 0 points1 point ago

God, that storyline was the very first comic book I owned.

Oh god are you eleven years old?!

[–]dissapointedorikface 0 points1 point ago

I'm 15, got it at 14. I had always sort of been into Marvel stuff, watched the cartoons, played the games, watched the movies, etc. etc. But I never actually had read very many comics, mainly because I never really had time to go out and pick some up. That changed when I had to get surgery, so my parents took me to a bookstore to pick up some books as I would be bedridden a few weeks after the surgery. So, I picked up Civil War, a Halo Comic, and a Deadpool comic.

[–]pooponagoose 9 points10 points ago

I wonder why in the comics and cartoons, Thor is usually always wearing his helmet. In the movies he wore it...I think in just the beginning. Was it uncomfortable or something?

[–]LeonHRodriguez 40 points41 points ago

it was so we (the audience) would get to see Chris Hemsworth's pretty face as much as possible - you'll notice they did the same thing with Cap's mask

[–]thelibrarina 14 points15 points ago

To be fair, Cap's mask makes him look like kind of a tool.

[–]terrible20somethings[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank God.

[–]SolidSquid 7 points8 points ago

So... why is Thor so interested in rubbing his hammer against Iron Man's chest?

[–]thelibrarina 6 points7 points ago

I don't know, but I would like to see that in the sequel.

[–]hargmarglin 7 points8 points ago

Technically, wouldn't it be his "GodHood"?

[–]m42a 9 points10 points ago

Thor, being an non-dead Asgardian, is half-man.

[–]hargmarglin 1 point2 points ago

Ah...

[–]jfay-07 2 points3 points ago

An...

[–]RichdiculousRichie 1 point2 points ago

Ar...

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[–]Thors_Other_Hammer 2 points3 points ago

BEST DAY EVER

[–]MisterMcFancyPants 1 point2 points ago

I'd be terrified if some of the costumes weren't terrific...

Now I'm just fascinated...

[–]Nazsha 8 points9 points ago

Wasn't that a joke in Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog?

[–]Saybyetotheaccount 5 points6 points ago

Whoosh!

[–]milikania 5 points6 points ago

I really do hope they make a sequel to both of these. (Avengers is a definitely, I know.)

[–]eak125 1 point2 points ago

Iron Man 3 is already in the works...

[–]milikania 6 points7 points ago

I was referring to Dr. Horrible's Sing Long Blog.

[–]Halefor 2 points3 points ago

It's planned.

[–]nintendocat 7 points8 points ago

Thor: Mighty God of Subtlety

[–]gametavern 4 points5 points ago

Dr. Thorable?

[–]zen_monkey 4 points5 points ago

Hmm. Now I know what Wonder Woman is talking about when she mentions her Golden Lasso.

[–]failed_novelty 10 points11 points ago

???

She's referring to the fact that she has a magical, unbreakable Golden Lasso. Anyone tied up by it must speak the truth.

She also ends up tied up by it regularly. She was created by a BDSM fetishist.

[–]albrano 1 point2 points ago

The only reason I keep her around is on account to MASSIVE TITS

[–]zupman86 7 points8 points ago

This just reminds me of the episode of Workaholics where Anders dad shows up

[–]zmilts 15 points16 points ago

Dude! Dad dicks are huge!

[–]gidjun 4 points5 points ago

TWO Thor's Hammers!

[–]iBrad99 4 points5 points ago

"Just might sleep with the same girl twice They say it’s better the second time They say you get to do the weird stuff"

[–]RobertAPetersen 5 points6 points ago

...We do the weird stuff!

[–]m3ltaw4y 0 points1 point ago

Why would they leave this out of the movie?!

[–]QuantumTycoon 1 point2 points ago

Thor needs to cut Capt. Hammer a check

[–]Estoye 2 points3 points ago

♪ A god's gotta do what a god's go-tta do... ♫

[–]thehammerisnotmyfist 2 points3 points ago

Oh hey, im relevant!!!

[–]macdavisishere 2 points3 points ago

http://www.christmasmovieslist.com/media/1688/hebrew-hammer-poster.jpg

[–]Tebasaki 2 points3 points ago

Gaaaaaaaaaaay (love Thor)

[–]Ninja10301 0 points1 point ago

I have that exact comic

[–]johnny_appletits 1 point2 points ago

My manhood's name is Thor. True story.

[–]enkogneato 0 points1 point ago

And by manhood, I mean my member.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 0 points1 point ago

IN the myth the thing about the hammer is that the "shaft" is really short

[–]Garanik 0 points1 point ago

See, this is ridiculous because Mythology Thor went around boning everything.

[–]Mileskitsune 1 point2 points ago

i like how in the last panel iron man's face plate looks like a frown

[–]Cavemansol 1 point2 points ago

All I can think about its Ders' dads dick...

[–]jfay-07 1 point2 points ago

Boss

[–]tehweave 0 points1 point ago

The hammer is my penis.

[–]Christophe 0 points1 point ago

I like how Iron Man's confused silence had a machine voice.

[–]WhiteMansBurden 0 points1 point ago

That's funny. I call my penis Mjǫlnir.

[–]KayakNinja 0 points1 point ago

A situation like this needs that "That's a penis" .gif

[–]April_Fabb 0 points1 point ago

Personally I lean towards Grabthar's hammer.

[–]Mishmash34 0 points1 point ago

the hammer is my penis

[–]Pjoco0708 0 points1 point ago

Was this a whole captain hammer Joke into a avengers comic?

[–]patchsonic 0 points1 point ago

really? sex jokes in a cemetary?

[–]SADoctorNick 0 points1 point ago

AHAHAHA ITS A FUCKING JOSS WHEDON REFERAENCE AAHAHRHRHRRHRHHRHRHR

[–]KreeperLiz 1 point2 points ago

"I've got a phd in horribleness"

[–]Ashleyartsy 0 points1 point ago

I didn't look close enough and thought this was in a different language, so I just looked at the pictures.

[–]karmakiller69 0 points1 point ago

Whoever created this wins the internet.

[–]DarkBomberX 0 points1 point ago

Hold on, I have this comic and I really don't remember it happening like that...at all.

[–]captaintaco2345 0 points1 point ago

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]bowieblast 0 points1 point ago

Wow, Thor! I didn't know you meant your manhood when you were talking about your hammer!

[–]kidred2001 0 points1 point ago

Joss Wheden is in every single aspect of that reference.

[–]EstonianKnight 0 points1 point ago

Came here expecting Adam Carolla.

[–]Safiasouthey 0 points1 point ago

The hammer is my penis

[–]niggapleez 0 points1 point ago

It's funny cuz penis

[–]toolusingmonkeys 0 points1 point ago

This crap got 1300 up votes? A swarm of 10 year olds hit reddit today?

[–]thistle172 0 points1 point ago

Seems like we're missing a few important panels fore and aft here......

[–]AliceTheBored 0 points1 point ago

Hahahah virgin? XD

[–]munge_me_not 1 point2 points ago

The back of Iron Man looks penis.

[–]mrbigtoe -1 points0 points ago

POUND MY ASS WITH YOU HAMMER BIATCH

[–]indpndnt 2 points3 points ago

wat

[–]jonathan481 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else read this in Jesse Pinkman's voice?

[–]SebbenandSebben 0 points1 point ago

Waiting for obligatory Workaholics reference

[–]Roton7 4 points5 points ago

Dad dicks, from like the 80s and 90s, they were bigger than they are now. That should be on 20/20.

[–]Harrasshole 1 point2 points ago

This was the first thing I thought.

[–]jonor85 -2 points-1 points ago

I love how thor throws in that comment right at the end. He must think Ironman is a retard!

[–]MCMK -2 points-1 points ago

Mind = Blown

[–]ToSnoopy-NotToSnoopy -4 points-3 points ago

I. Don't. Care.

Iron Man is better than him.

[–]Pnooms -4 points-3 points ago

k...so Thor's gay too now

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