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[–]MapleButter 63 points64 points ago

[–]mariannemao[S] 43 points44 points ago

Awesome movie.

[–]Emoteen 5 points6 points ago

I just didn't get why any time there was a troll the TROLL HUNTER screamed like a little girl telling everyone to run. Every scene was the same. There might be a troll. There's a troll - RUN! We almost died, let's go back! TROLL! <FLASH>

Still a great movie even if predictable.

[–]Maddjonesy 25 points26 points ago

Because he usually hunts alone. He was trying to protect the others with him.

[–]SkylarSkittle 1 point2 points ago

Looks like SOTC

[–]Glazastik 0 points1 point ago

Favorite PS2 game, no wonder I loved the movie :)

[–]Edrondol 12 points13 points ago

Ugh. I love the movie, but looking at the trivia I saw this:

Summit Entertainment bought the rights to produce an American remake before this film's initial release.

Please, please, please let them never do this.

[–]ScottFromCanada 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, I saw that too. It's pretty depressing, but from the filmmaker's standpoint, it probably meant a lot of money.

[–]Edrondol 4 points5 points ago

Hollywood: Ruining cool foreign movies by remaking them as shitty Americanized versions since...as long as I can remember.

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[–]greasywiener 1 point2 points ago

Awesome.

[–]Endevour 1 point2 points ago

I'll give the girl with the dragon tattoo some credit, but they really shouldn't have to. When it comes to acting, conveying emotion if far more important than words.

[–]Fozee 1 point2 points ago

The American version of tGwtDT had the single best intro I have ever seen.

[–]greasywiener 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it was actually pretty much the same movie and all the actors did a great job, imo. What always gets me though, is I thought it was going to be set in America, hence the English language. Movies set in places that don't speak English filmed entirely in English always bother me for some reason, couldn't have been that hard just to write it into America/Canada/Britain somehow.

[–]ProfessorMcLurk 0 points1 point ago

And that's what's really important

[–]Potchi79 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure the original was a masterpiece of modern cinema. Who gives a shit? I'd probably watch both.

[–]Christbi2 2 points3 points ago

NOTE: This movie is a true documentary!!

[–]DoucheAsaurus_ 0 points1 point ago

Those poor trolls!

[–]aaaaah_fresh_meat 2 points3 points ago

[–]The_Ultimate 2 points3 points ago

[–]luger718 1 point2 points ago

came here for this, take your upvote

[–]ScottFromCanada 1 point2 points ago

Wow, first thing I thought when I saw the pic! I just saw the movie 2 weeks ago!

[–]Mr_Mimiseku 1 point2 points ago

First thing that came to mind. Fantastic movie.

[–]Negative_Space 1 point2 points ago

Best quote from the movie hands down.

[–]BKDX 33 points34 points ago

...while I banged Eartha Kitt.

[–]dfhawks3 14 points15 points ago

in an airplane bathroom.

[–]lobstahfi 12 points13 points ago

it came up organically!

[–]dfhawks3 4 points5 points ago

One of my favourite episodes.

[–]roxtoby 4 points5 points ago

ROOOXXXXANNE

[–]dfhawks3 8 points9 points ago

No.

[–]thiefx 1 point2 points ago

Fine, i'll get the pizza =P

[–]confuseum 35 points36 points ago

He shouldn't feed the trolls.

[–]kilowhisky 40 points41 points ago

Any excuse to get two meals...

[–]UnfortunateCunt 36 points37 points ago

He did pay for two seats..

[–]omni_whore 18 points19 points ago

2 first class seats!

[–]Itsgoodsoup 15 points16 points ago

Now American Airlines cancelled his AAirpass

[–]AscentofDissent 3 points4 points ago

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...grilled shrimp on a bed of arugula? On a plane??

[–]Fozee 1 point2 points ago

I feel terrible being able to legitimately say that is the best looking meal I have ever seen.

[–]Fangs78 5 points6 points ago

There are no 1st or 2nd class seats on plane routes in Norway.

True story...

Insanely uninteresting Norwegian trivia 101

[–]JSA17 4 points5 points ago

I know SAS has Business Class on flights from NY to Oslo. I've spent many flights being jealous of that extra leg-room.

[–]wintercast 3 points4 points ago

I flew SAS from Washington DC to Switzerland with a connection to Denmark. The oversea flight was on a huge plan (sorry i dont know the numbers.. it had 2 aisles. I was not in first class, but still had a good seat next the window with a tv screen i could watch movies and play games on (2002). The meals were good too. On the connection to Denmark, it was a smaller plane with 2 seats on either side of a central aisle (perhaps one side had 3 seats.. my row only had 2). Anyway i was really tired on that flight, but again, i got a nice meal.

On a side note, the guy (stranger) that sat next to me took care of me. I was really tired so i started to sleep on the plane. When they served the food, he set up my tray, placed the silverware for me and then put my food plates in front of me. I ate my food, but did not touch my sour potatoes. He asked for those. I gave them to him. I then went back to sleep and he cleared away my plates and put the tray away. It was actually not creepy. He even requested the flight attendant to bring me a blanket and pillow.

We never talked, and he otherwise left me alone for the whole flight. i dont even know what nationality he was, but the first language he spoke to me in was english (not an american or brittish accent).

[–]JSA17 0 points1 point ago

I have had nothing but good experiences with SAS. Best airline I have personally flown. Just wish I could take them from Denver to New York instead of the crap options out there.

[–]wintercast 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah, i lucked out and got SAS when i bought my ticket. I did one of those name your own price deals with priceline. I paid under 400 bucks for a round trip from DC to Denmark. That was less than flying from east coast to west coast. The flight back sucked though, not SAS's fault. Bad weather and some REALLY STINKY people sitting next to me that made me want to barf. I seriously thought i was going to throw up on the plane, or else through customs. Kept it together though. I think i sat in the bathroom in the airport for a good 30 minutes till i felt better. my mom, picking me up from the airport was worried when did not come out with everyone else to gather luggage.

[–]Fangs78 1 point2 points ago

Was thinking of domestic fligths. But brain refused to remember the word then..

[–]secretredditoflej 0 points1 point ago

That does not look like any domestically-used SAS plane I've been on. Just look at those seats and the meals. I haven't flown farther than Stavanger-Kristiansund/Trondheim though, so maybe a direct flight from Oslo to Alta or something is a bit fancier? Maybe?

[–]Fangs78 1 point2 points ago

Nah... It's probably an international flight.

I didn't say it was a relevant comment! ಠ_ಠ

[–]handmann 0 points1 point ago

looks like thai airways tbh.

[–]nexus9988 1 point2 points ago

2 meals??? I'll settle for one meal in the US. Stupid Peanuts for NY to Cali Flight...

[–]HetfieldJ 0 points1 point ago

Everything is fine except her nose.

[–]healbot42 52 points53 points ago

We're in the darkest timeline now.

[–]ThatOneGuyInTX 18 points19 points ago

Evil Troy and Evil Aaabed.

[–]adstretch 29 points30 points ago

Clearly you don't understand anything about defeating trolls

[–]sarahkelleher 14 points15 points ago

At first I thought it was fat John Lithgow and my mother.

[–]jimichanga 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Nuggets head coach George Karl.

[–]John_Mon 8 points9 points ago

My eyes were first drawn to the crazy awesome looking meal, then I saw that thing.

[–]rlcandlejack 0 points1 point ago

Seriously. That shrimp looks pretty good.

[–]Soliduok 6 points7 points ago

"MY WIFE WOULD LIKE SOME DINNER TOO"

"uh... ok..."

[–]SamBryan357 5 points6 points ago

I hope Troy doesn't have to defeat that one as well

[–]Zelcron 0 points1 point ago

Well, it's larger than the one he defeated before, but it's not on fire. I call it a wash.

[–]cav4life 3 points4 points ago

I'm assuming the wtf is at how nice the food is for an airplane meal

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I'm more baffled by the fact that he must've paid a lot of money for his weird... companion to go with him since those look like first/business class seats. Unless it's a person in a costume but I don't think it is.

[–]NiteLite 2 points3 points ago

I believe the Norwegian news article mentioned that they upgraded him to business class once they realized he had a troll with him, since there was room there anyway and people kept coming over to have their picture taken (more room in business class). :)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

That's a brilliant way to get upgraded. I've gotta remember that for trains.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

He ordered two tickets because he didn't dare send the troll as luggage. He did operate a travel agency, so I guess he got a good deal? I don't remember it saying he was upgraded...

[–]dfhawks3 5 points6 points ago

Shove it down your throat! Hurry!

[–]ywibra 3 points4 points ago

I never knew Norway had fat people!

[–]BigPoofyHair 4 points5 points ago

I found one of these in an antique shop here in Idaho! Norwegian Troll

[–]falconae 3 points4 points ago

It's looking at you...

[–]COCAINE_LAZOR_BEAM 1 point2 points ago

Troll Three confirmed.

[–]eap1809 2 points3 points ago

Don't let Troy see it!

[–]bolthead88 4 points5 points ago

Mmmmm. Singha beer.

[–]Gbdet 1 point2 points ago

Best beer in thailand

[–]bolthead88 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever tried Beerlao from across the border? Good shit.

[–]Gbdet 0 points1 point ago

Beerlao was also pretty good I thought. Tiger was fairly gross.

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[–]Gbdet 0 points1 point ago

We can definitely agree on that

[–]BandyLegsCrane 0 points1 point ago

The choice is incredibly shit in Thailand, to be fair. A below average beer anywhere else.

[–]Iamfubar 3 points4 points ago

Flying first/business class on Thai airways

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[–]Iamfubar 1 point2 points ago

Not really a frequent flyer but I do make a few trips to asia every year for fun. Just got back from Thailand last week and was upgraded to business on my return trip, very nice :) Singapore airlines are also one of my favorites, Changi rules!

[–]kraven420 0 points1 point ago

Seems to be on a 777-300 (and not an ER), which is not used for flights to Oslo.

[–]JonR88 0 points1 point ago

That was the last picture I wanted to hit the internet.. Now everyone is gonna think we're fat bikers and have trolls as wifes..

[–]spitdragon 0 points1 point ago

Shes a keeper

[–]IIdsandsII 3 points4 points ago

those real dolls are gettin weird as fuck

[–]kayrope 1 point2 points ago

POPO!

[–]LtTeertstra 0 points1 point ago

You could say it was frustrating to get her on the plane?

[–]insert_pun_here 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what that thing is, but he has another one on his shirt.

[–]Hansarn 3 points4 points ago

Quite literally, a troll. The type from older Norse tales.

[–]award07 1 point2 points ago

I'd eat that...the meals..not the troll..or the man.

[–]Ms_Olson 1 point2 points ago

That troll paid good money for that seat. He deserves a meal!

[–]tekufah98 0 points1 point ago

Holy Shit... that's a fucking nice meal for an airplane.

[–]HowieGaming 0 points1 point ago

Thats regular.

Looks nice, tastes old and dry.

[–]sterling925s 0 points1 point ago

Woooah they still serve meals on planes in Norway?! What a crazy photo!

[–]ByzantineSteve 0 points1 point ago

Feel the terror!

[–]soladeda 0 points1 point ago

That airplane food looks good

[–]ImJET 0 points1 point ago

That is some good looking airplane food

[–]beatsbyaaron 1 point2 points ago

I immediately thought of the movie "May"

[–]Derecho777 -1 points0 points ago

I don't even wanna ask...

[–]undeadFuller 0 points1 point ago

He looks like the Trinity Killer.

[–]Iceberg_Sim 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if he got in to the mile high club.

Of course he did.

[–]gee_what_isnt_taken -1 points0 points ago

wat.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

DAT wench

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

beeeeeeep beeeeep

[–]lysdexiad 0 points1 point ago

What.... the fuck... IS that thing? And why does it have a first class meal in front of it?!

[–]MarBra 1 point2 points ago

It's a common Norwegian troll, folklore and stuff.

[–]manzanero 0 points1 point ago

Wtf... I have an exact troll like that one in a bookshelf. A lot smaller of course, but the exact one!

[–]Cchrist 0 points1 point ago

Same here! Only mine is in a box somewhere at the moment.

[–]Pontiifur -1 points0 points ago

Are you going to eat that?

[–]pagaladmee 0 points1 point ago

No explanations?, I need a story please!

[–]FuckYeaALright -1 points0 points ago

"I get two dinners this way!"

[–]LordBaggington -1 points0 points ago

Da fuq?

[–]OhBlackWater -1 points0 points ago

Penis nose.

[–]rationalguy99 -1 points0 points ago

But that one's too big for Troy to eat!

[–]jwall504 -1 points0 points ago

Don't show troy barns, he'll try and eat it.

[–]Steir0 1 point2 points ago

Having to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and stumbling upon this

[–]manitoadlet -1 points0 points ago

Judge Dread Lives!

[–]pusene 1 point2 points ago

Nobody makes RealDolls like norwegians...

[–]xgnarf 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure he uses that nose as an anal dildo

[–]SockofBadKarma -1 points0 points ago

That's weird. I thought tengu demons were native to Japan, not Norway...

[–]weekiltedlassie 0 points1 point ago

I know that's a troll type thing, but what is it from exactly? I have a mini one in my house and no idea where it came from...

[–]mariannemao[S] 2 points3 points ago

It a Norwegian troll. Souvernir-type of thing. My mom has a lot of them (only a lot smaller)

[–]AzzyDee 1 point2 points ago

He isnt using utensils. I too prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think 'this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry.' I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more. He should take a train.

[–]Ajishly 1 point2 points ago

From Norway Thai Airways generally only fly to Thailand... or perhaps across to Copenhagen to get more passengers on the way to Thailand. They are long haul flights.

[–]AzzyDee 0 points1 point ago

Everything except the last line of that was a quote from a scene in the movie, Hostel. That's ok, it was an obscure reference. The picture somehow jarred 'Scary Eastern-Euro Guy From That First Hostel Movie' out of my brain so I dropped it here to see if anyone else got that vibe from it

[–]Ajishly 1 point2 points ago

Ah, I am a complete wuss who refuses to watch movies like Hostel... hence completely missing the reference.

[–]AzzyDee 1 point2 points ago

I'm totally with you there - that's the only one I watched. I'm also the same way with the 28 days later, and the SAW movies and that's the way it's going to be. I know my limits.

[–]AzzyDee 0 points1 point ago

Oh wait, and the first sentence too, that was mine.

[–]shaggy9 0 points1 point ago

now that is how you troll, euro style!

[–]Anticlimax1471 1 point2 points ago

It's been a long while since I've seen a real troll on reddit.

[–]beige_people 0 points1 point ago

My grandparents had a statue exactly like that, except maybe 20 cm tall, in their house.

And I remember as a kid being read this kids book in polish about trolls.

There's something about europeans and trolls that I don't quite understand.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's Scandinavian folklore, not generally European.

[–]chokern 0 points1 point ago

The man looks kinda like Trinity (Dexter S4)

[–]deftoneslover 0 points1 point ago

That's a very suave dinner for a flight.

[–]UUGE_ASSHOLE 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]jlab23 1 point2 points ago

That is the fattest John Lithgow impersonator I've ever seen.

[–]curtincall89 0 points1 point ago

I actually have two (smaller scale) trolls like this that my family from Norway gave me.

[–]everflow 1 point2 points ago

You mean "over Norway".

[–]veegard 0 points1 point ago

nor nor nor nor nor nor nor nor nor nor nor nor

we oil now

[–]prufrock 0 points1 point ago

is this the chap who has the lifetime airticket and his "guest"?

[–]StormyHiccups 1 point2 points ago

why did i need to read this... it was nothing more than a min and a half im never getting back.

[–]Scal99 0 points1 point ago

Dread to think where that nose has been.

Goddamn internet, you've ruined me

[–]Sydviciouz 0 points1 point ago

More like Noway.

[–]Numero_Uno 0 points1 point ago

Did you pay the troll toll to get into the boy's soul?

[–]KingWilson 0 points1 point ago

Norway is a lot smaller and more elevated than I would have thought.

[–]Spaceraider 0 points1 point ago

Which one's the troll?

[–]Lillipout 0 points1 point ago

Apparently, I have been misled about the attractiveness of Norwegian women.

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[–]Johnlemonx 0 points1 point ago

scroll up

[–]applec4ke 0 points1 point ago

My old neighbour has huuuuuge trolls like this in his garden

[–]MangoCats 0 points1 point ago

It's the awesome Trolls of Narvik again!

I saw these guys (in Narvik) in 1989, and haven't spotted them since.

[–]scramtek 0 points1 point ago

Norwegian Sex Dolls are fucking terrible.

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 0 points1 point ago

Is that… a Thai beer? Dafuq?

[–]smittyp87 0 points1 point ago

The sex dolls over there are terrifying.

[–]NDN_perspective 0 points1 point ago

he is getting on the mile high club... one way or another.

[–]average_stranger 0 points1 point ago

I have to report this as trolling...

[–]Gavekort 0 points1 point ago

Technically it's in an international zone since he's not flying a regional jet.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Roughly speaking it's the jurisdiction where the plane is registered. The laws of [insert country of registry] apply inside that plane. It's not an "international zone" in the free-for-all sense.

However it is also subject to laws of the country it's flying over, unless it wants to get shot down... And there's also the question of the nationality of the flight crew (captain), leased aircraft ownership, and not least where they land.

tldr; it's complicated

[–]hooligan99 0 points1 point ago

the Trinity Killer is even creepier than we thought

[–]antsugi 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure the flight attendant wouldn't judge him too much for ordering 2 meals alone. It's a bit off the deep end to fake a passenger.

[–]Ace1999 0 points1 point ago

Alright wtf is going on here?

[–]FreakNation 0 points1 point ago

Absolutely Horribleeee.

[–]ahhhhhnthony 0 points1 point ago

That's a plane actually

[–]CMac17 0 points1 point ago

Food on a plane?!? Unheard of!

[–]dodecadevin 0 points1 point ago

Realdoll is reaaaally going out on a limb here

[–]Pebblesetc 0 points1 point ago

Guys and gals, I think we're being trolled.

[–]801_chan 0 points1 point ago

I have Norwegian friends and this is not at all surprising to me.

[–]iDivideBy0 0 points1 point ago

He needs 2 meals?

[–]TheConTrollFace 0 points1 point ago

[–]stonespiral 0 points1 point ago

I'm disappointed in the number of Community comments.

[–]lurxxor 1 point2 points ago

This dude obviously knows how to party. Why can't I get seats next to dudes like that when I fly?

[–]eagledick 0 points1 point ago

Where are they now: Suicide from the movie Ski Patrol

*Laugh!

[–]ShyGuyBashful 0 points1 point ago

Norway needs to catch up with the United States, in terms of the quality of the finished product of their Real Dolls.

[–]stillnoteeth 0 points1 point ago

No boners for me now. Ever.

Thanks.

[–]duckandcover 0 points1 point ago

I thought Norwegian women were supposed to be hot?

or

Wow! Those Norwegian women really are hot! I'd tap that.

[–]xanroeld 0 points1 point ago

Norway sure looks an awful lot like the inside of a plane.

[–]MyFriendsRDinosaurs 0 points1 point ago

Someone please explain. Is this actually legal to bring some creepy prop on board? Wtf is this shit?

[–]derekmyoung 0 points1 point ago

Dat airline food. Oh weird, a troll. But seriously, is that real silverware?

[–]ryguy_1 0 points1 point ago

has anyone ever had an airline scallop? Is it at all edible?

[–]matap666 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a fat John Lithgow

[–]_Rat 0 points1 point ago

Papermaché troll

[–]Mahaiy 0 points1 point ago

Should I be scared, concerned, or both?

[–]bcc79 0 points1 point ago

I had a night mate of that exact troll but in a shorter for back when I was around 7. Worst nightmare EVER!

[–]BestTastingFish 0 points1 point ago

Maaaan, Dick Chaney has really let himself go...

[–]Psicrow 0 points1 point ago

That is by far the nicest airline food I have ever laid eyes on.

[–]coco4 0 points1 point ago

"on second thought don't open the box" - pierce from Community

[–]woodyallin 0 points1 point ago

That's one happy tourist

[–]dafoe_under_bed 0 points1 point ago

That food looks great!

[–]woe2thepubliceye 0 points1 point ago

in intrigued by that large nose...

[–]idkmybffchuck 0 points1 point ago

The thing in the chair is on his shirt :p

[–]Uppercut58 -1 points0 points ago

Meanwhile, above Norway, you mean...

[–]Hansarn -1 points0 points ago

As a Norwegian, I can confirm this.

[–]thechupacabra -2 points-1 points ago

If they're no longer in Norwegian airspace, this title makes no sense.

[–]myrpou 0 points1 point ago

Where are they exactly?

[–]bvpus 0 points1 point ago

On a flight to Thailand.

[–]myrpou 0 points1 point ago

But they might still be in norwegian airspace, how do you know?

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