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[–]rudesheim 174 points175 points ago

[–]Loseit95 47 points48 points ago

He never seems to laugh

[–]rotato 116 points117 points ago

[–]Jonny_Watts 58 points59 points ago

[–]Lecard 13 points14 points ago

YO SO FIESTA!

[–]vpookie 50 points51 points ago

It's called public image, at points you can see he is holding his laugh back.

Also this was probably written for him.

[–]Kritical02 23 points24 points ago

You see his eyes going off to the left to look at the prompter multiple times through the skit.

[–]Dantayl 10 points11 points ago

He was on the Jonathan Ross show, or possibly Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (both the same, apart from channel and band) and there were multiple moments when he found something funny, laughed and then quickly tried to suppress the laughter. Honestly, it made it hard to watch. I spent a lot of that interview thinking "just laugh like a human being, for crying out loud."

Trying not to laugh for the sake of your image is one thing, trying to force your laughter to stop once you've already started is really cringe-worthy.

[–]Dzungana 16 points17 points ago

[–]meeps114 11 points12 points ago

I heard it was because of some anxiety problem he has.

[–]Rcp_43b 4 points5 points ago

I could believe this. He's probably always so unease in public, he puts up "hard" front all the time that its the only way he's comfortable. Laughter in public, literally scares him.

[–]eamantite 2 points3 points ago

I heard it's because he x'd all the y's

[–]Scyn 1 point2 points ago

[–]SorryIreddit 44 points45 points ago

Only when he's talking about killing his "wife."

[–]syllabic 15 points16 points ago

It's taken him almost 20 years to gain the hip hop cred he has now, he doesn't want to blow it all in 10 seconds by laughing.

[–]Alarconadame 7 points8 points ago

I don't get how laughing can blow his hip hop credentials...

[–]Paclac 18 points19 points ago

Snoop Lion laughs all the time... Him and 99% of rappers.

[–]json1 16 points17 points ago

Snoop Lion still sounds fucking ridiculous to me. D O double-g...

[–]wardsac 6 points7 points ago

Y? D O double-g ya see...

[–]cawncawn 11 points12 points ago

He'll always be Snoop Dogg in my heart.

[–]ChuckLiddell 4 points5 points ago

snoop motherfucking lion

[–]lollermittens 0 points1 point ago

Hip-hop is technically dead and Eminem is now a family man slowly entering his 40s.

The "tough guy" image has truly faded anyways... Especially since the release of Recovery which was the death of his Slim Shady alter ego.

Him and Dre's glory days are long gone -- they're just old now.

[–]kyzfrintin 2 points3 points ago

Watch him while saying number 6. He's holding back pretty bad.

[–]GiantSquidd -2 points-1 points ago

...what was he supposed to laugh at? I'm sorry but at best one or two of those "jokes" were mildly amusing.

[–]Only_Recites_Portal 12 points13 points ago

"Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster."

[–]GiantSquidd 0 points1 point ago

What, me? ...or Dave Letterman since about 1990?

[–]Only_Recites_Portal 6 points7 points ago

"How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test."

[–]illwatchyousleep 5 points6 points ago

I'm not sure if there are many funny moments in that top 10 bullshit

[–]bluntmasterflash 1 point2 points ago

Number 2 is always the best one.

[–]Craption 0 points1 point ago

Pff, hes suckin his laughter back hard in that bit

[–]RedTheDopeKing 0 points1 point ago

You wouldn't laugh if you were stoned out of your gourd on a bunch of pills either.

[–]Nebakanezzer 47 points48 points ago

that band playing "the real slim shady" sounded sick. like, remix worthy sick.

[–]i_go_to_uri 9 points10 points ago

Hell yea i wanna hear the whole song like that

[–]mistermegusta69 5 points6 points ago

"please" "thank you" and "step off, bitch."

[–]phenomite1 2 points3 points ago

Yeah he sort of seems awkward. And I'm saying this as a die hard Eminem fan. He should just smile, he tries too hard not to.

[–]sPOKoOne 2 points3 points ago

The only part I found funny was how Dave Letterman had to look down at his card every time to say "Number 9", "Number 8..."

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for that.

[–]-Tommy 1 point2 points ago

Step off bitch

[–]ElDubardo 1 point2 points ago

That was incredibly not funny... :(

[–]Deltafire -1 points0 points ago

Nice re-post KrimsonTide. You Bum.

[–]KrimsonTide[S] 2 points3 points ago

I swear to God I didn't know it was a repost. I checked if it was after I posted this. Didn't wanna delete it. Sorry!

[–]Cannot_Be_Stopped 211 points212 points ago

Now I have to start hiding under ebay'ers beds. "Wow funny meeting you here.. can you sign my...."

[–]KrimsonTide[S] 134 points135 points ago

"No. I'm trying to murder this kid. He auctioned off the signed bandana I gave him."

[–]Cannot_Be_Stopped 108 points109 points ago

".. what... what if after you're done with the murder weapon you sign and date it?"

[–]KrimsonTide[S] 90 points91 points ago

"I use my hands"

[–]Cannot_Be_Stopped 69 points70 points ago

"If I leave here, head to the kitchen, call the police and make it back under this bed before they show up.... will you pose with me on camera?"

[–]KrimsonTide[S] 80 points81 points ago

"Looks like the ebayer isnt the only one who's gonna die tonight."

[–]m3l0n 17 points18 points ago

A perfectly diagonal line of upvotes for all of you!

[–]TakenakaHanbei 8 points9 points ago

For you too, since you shared your story with us.

[–]m3l0n 1 point2 points ago

You are too kind. Thanks for sharing yours too! <3

[–]KrimsonTide[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you sir!

[–]Cannot_Be_Stopped 1 point2 points ago

Its like a reward for smartassery! Smartassery? Smartassness? I feel like those should both be words.

[–]m3l0n 0 points1 point ago

I think "smartassery" sounds best. If it's not a word it definitely should be!

[–]thursdae 0 points1 point ago

I read all of this like Eminem would have rapped it..

It was actually pretty good!

[–]The_designer_pro 1 point2 points ago

i date my hands..... been dating them since 1999

[–]Tebasaki 4 points5 points ago

You've got a brilliant idea there! If famous people would sign perishable goods, the value of their signature would always be high, and a new signature would always be needed on a piece or meat or produce!

Oh. No. Wait. I read bandana wrong.

[–]MrBossin 16 points17 points ago

Get it signed then upload it to eBay mobile while under the bed with him

[–]Cannot_Be_Stopped 3 points4 points ago

I actually chuckled from this comment. Thank you.

[–]IamLeven 68 points69 points ago

He looks scared like he sold some stuff on ebay with Eminems autograph.

[–]EvrythingISayIsRight 48 points49 points ago

Why would Eminem be scared of Eminem?

[–]ynglv 158 points159 points ago

Because 7 8 9.

[–]Snoopyalien24 79 points80 points ago

Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

Via This guy

[–]llxGRIMxll 6 points7 points ago

seems like 7 should be afraid of 6.

[–]ynglv 2 points3 points ago

That was fantastic.

[–]JeSuisNerd 7 points8 points ago

I prefer this version

[–]herodrink 5 points6 points ago

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a sixual predator.

[–]wilfordsy 1 point2 points ago

Can anybody explain the reference? I don't get it.

[–]ynglv 1 point2 points ago

It's a joke.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

Because 7 ate (8) 9.

There is honestly no reference other than that. I got the same feel from that question (Why would Eminem be scared of Eminem?) as I did from the set up to that joke, so I went with it.

EDIT: Whoops, told the joke wrong. It's "why is 6 afraid of 7."

[–]Dorimukyasuto 1 point2 points ago

Isn't it, "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9?"

[–]ynglv 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]wilfordsy -1 points0 points ago

LOL Thanks for the clarification man. I feel dumb for not knowing that joke. Thanks!

[–]ynglv 1 point2 points ago

[–]TakenakaHanbei 2 points3 points ago

That is the only gif that consistently makes me laugh.

[–]mchugho 0 points1 point ago

Definitely my favourite gif.

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[–]desmondsdecker 21 points22 points ago

Eminem is so awesome! He read the joke that the WGA staff writers wrote.. he read it right off that there teleprompter! Splooooosh.

[–]NYPorkDept 5 points6 points ago

They suck at this segment though. It has so much potential and this is one of the few lines that I actually find funny

[–]fortyonered 23 points24 points ago

I love Eminem for this scene.

[–]trampus1 62 points63 points ago

You guys, I got a foolproof plan.

  1. Get Eminem to sign something and list it on eBay.

  2. Build Eminem trap under your bed.

  3. Catch Eminem and force him to sign as many things as you want.

  4. Profit!

It just can't not work.

[–]Dorimukyasuto 12 points13 points ago

If I was famous I'd sign a bunch of stuff and then give all of it to poor kids and then encourage them to sell it. Oh that $1 t-shirt from the salvation army? Let me sign that. Boom, it's worth $75 now.

[–]TheMagicStik 12 points13 points ago

The thing about signings is the more there are the less they are worth, havent u watched Pawn Stars?

[–]pacoliketaco 8 points9 points ago

Best I can do is 5 cents.

[–]-Tommy 4 points5 points ago

Sorry there were two of these ever signed. That makes it worth only 3 million dollars. Best I can do is 50 bucks.

[–]Grinja 0 points1 point ago

That's why if some celebrity gets upset about that kind of thing, they should sign everything. Saturate the market.

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd 0 points1 point ago

People will still hound them for autographs for sentimental reasons.

[–]markex 1 point2 points ago

Best I can do is thinking about watching it.

[–]brodiemann 0 points1 point ago

As someone who has had a job where I counted money, thereby making me an accounting expert, this is a solid financial plan.

[–]tswpoker1 47 points48 points ago

You Don't...Wanna Fuck with Shady...Cuz Why? Because Shady...Will Fucking Kill You!

[–]Monya619 13 points14 points ago

"Money doesnt buy you happiness it buys you crazy ass happiness

[–]bfogarty27 5 points6 points ago

Why do I get the feeling you saw this comment and then just searched previously posted pics of eminem for you to repost

[–]WarHymn 1 point2 points ago

Eminem is one of those guys that while I still don't like his music, I have grown to like over time.

[–]andrzejellis 5 points6 points ago

Apart from his music, he's also just an entertaining personality.

[–]WarHymn 2 points3 points ago

Agreed.

[–]michaelpaulhartman 2 points3 points ago

Do you also love Sting?

[–]WarHymn 1 point2 points ago

Nice.

[–]anonymousHacker 20 points21 points ago

Why I hate reposts

[–]Dorimukyasuto 3 points4 points ago

I've only seen this about 10 times.

[–]MinionOfDoom 15 points16 points ago

I've never seen it, and I' sure there are others who haven't either. Reposts happen for a reason.

[–]zackattacks331 2 points3 points ago

He looks so unhappy.

[–]madamxassxtroxnut 2 points3 points ago

I don't know how scared I'd be...but I'd certainly be wearing a sexy nightgown that night ;)

[–]awhlawrdylucifer 2 points3 points ago

Where's that bot that says how many times this has been on the front page?

[–]codesign 2 points3 points ago

"My paper for the fifth grade is on why I love Eminem. I love Eminem because he reads jokes on David Letterman's show. I do not love David Letterman. And that's why I love Eminem."

[–]TheeReconciler 2 points3 points ago

Why I love Eminem? Because they melt in your mouth, not in your hand ;)

[–]dakota_is_OP 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–]thatguywhodrinks 3 points4 points ago

The last time I saw this, I laughed so hard that I fell off my dinosaur

[–]Slug9114 14 points15 points ago

The best Rapper in the game by far..

[–]Fellow51 24 points25 points ago

Maybe for his first 3 albums. Now he just spews the crap that's popular. Lost his edge a while ago.

[–]RedAnarchist 11 points12 points ago

I don't know man. Forever had him, Kanye, Lil Wayne and Drake (arguably the top rappers out there then) and Eminem was by far the best of the crop.

I actually agree with the top comment that he is the best rapper in the game.


EDIT

Just relistened to the first track of Recovery (Cold Wind Blows) really hard to take the statement 'he lost his edge' seriously in the context of a song like that.

[–]T3mporaryGold 23 points24 points ago

I still don't know why relapse was so bad to people. I thought it was great.

[–]jest3rxD 11 points12 points ago

Its most likely is because you weren't listening to him when he released his early albums. How much he changed (and how far he fell IMHO) made relapse that much shittier to me.

[–]RedAnarchist 15 points16 points ago

I don't think he changed in the sense that he 'fell off' I think he changed in the sense that he matured (something most musicians especially rappers can never seem to do)

I love the playfulness and just pure shock of the first two albums. He said some things you never heard in main stream rap and it was hilarious - for it's content and for how much negative attention it got.

But you can't do that forever. How much less of him would you think if he was still rapping about faggots all the time.

He's moved on, went through some serious shit in his life, came back and is now successfully rapping about, still often times using his playful style (Bagpipes from Bhagdad) but on much more serious and real life topics.

My 2 cents.

[–]stferago 7 points8 points ago

In the bed with two braindead lesbian vegetables,

I bet you that they become heterosexual,

nothing can stop me from molesting you,

titty-fucking you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles.

That is all.

[–]gangsterpony 5 points6 points ago

I say this all the time. The boy grew up. He's not living the same lifestyle anymore, so how could he be rapping about hating his ex-wife, dropping E and stabbing homosexuals still?

The man is in his 30s. He wants to calm down and get his shit together. And he wants to do it while still making incredible rhymes, yet everyone talks about how he fell off because his content isn't the same as when he started.

I find that silly.

[–]Dukuz 2 points3 points ago

Rap changes, listen to 80s rap, compare it to 90s rap, completely different, well guess what, it's 2012 going on 2013... this is no longer the 2000's. He has changed, had an addiction to pills, grew up... He can't keep putting out the same flow / sound, otherwise people will argue "all his stuff sounds the same".

[–]sayn 16 points17 points ago

Relapse > Recovery.

[–]T3mporaryGold 5 points6 points ago

Definitely, I have been listening to bad meets evil all night and its better than recovery to me. His cleaver wordplay is there in all his albums, kind of.

[–]kareem_abdul_montana 7 points8 points ago

i love Eminem but i don't think he's the best rapper....he's the best rhymer for sure. the amount of multi-syllable, multi-line rhymes he has is RIDICULOUS, but sometimes it just seems like it's nonsense to fill in words just so they rhyme

[–]SabreEye 6 points7 points ago

[–]EastPhilly 1 point2 points ago

Lyrical poet

[–]Incongruity7 3 points4 points ago

Honestly, it just wasn't that good compared to his other releases. Even Eminem said Relapse wasn't that great:

Let's be honest, that last "Relapse" CD, was "eh"

Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground

-'Not Afraid' -Eminem, Recovery

[–]crazycriv 2 points3 points ago

Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground

FTFY

[–]Incongruity7 1 point2 points ago

Yea that didn't sound right in my head since I last heard the song, but I copy/pasted the lyrics from a site. Fixed.

[–]notmyrealnam3 0 points1 point ago

i thought it was "meh"

edit - someone else also quotes eminem

[–]friednoodles 2 points3 points ago

It's a common problem for musicians. Got rich, and all the problems and anger he had that fueled his contents kinda just went away. Great lyricist still, but there just aren't the same intensity anymore.

Unless its pop rap, its hard to have longevity in the game. And Eminem is not that kind of rapper.

[–]hereschucky 1 point2 points ago

exactly, i like the first D12 album Devil's Night because of the seriousness that is communicates and the Marshall Mathers LP is from the same cloth. there are some radio friendly songs on those albums but that is to be expected. but as for rap in general...

i don't like the backpack rap which seems to be prevailing as pop rap today. i blame No Limit, Cash Money (OG), and DTP for this hybrid we have. i think it should be called alternative rap, well, that's how i see it.

[–]taybagg88 0 points1 point ago

Infinite to encore were all pretty damn good great, he's lost his edge. But that doesn't mean he sucks

[–]Stickyresin 0 points1 point ago

If you mean the first 3 starting with 'Infinite' (then SSLP and MMLP), then I completely agree. That was probably my favorite but most people haven't heard it since it was before he got popular. Damn I feel like such a hipster.

[–]KrimsonTide[S] 0 points1 point ago

He's one of the few rappers that actually raps about meaningful stuff. Not money and hoes and drugs and fighting.

[–]Fellow51 0 points1 point ago

used to rap about meaningful stuff that was close and personal with his life. Now it's not so much.

[–]KrimsonTide[S] 0 points1 point ago

How? Have you listened to Recovery? It's all about proof and how he's ecstatic that he got his daughter back.

[–]KrimsonTide[S] 3 points4 points ago

Can't argue with that!

[–]abbott_costello 0 points1 point ago

I love Eminem and his stuff...up through Relapse anyway. At first I didn't like Relapse because it was worse than his earlier music, but after listening to Recovery I came to admire it a lot more. RECOVERY SUCKS. I hate how Eminem just yells his lyrics now, and while that may be because he's less clouded from drugs, I will still think all of his new music isn't any good as long as he's shouting.

[–]andrewsmith1986 11 points12 points ago

Why you love the writers you mean.

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[–]manderso 9 points10 points ago

He's talking about this joke. It was written for him.

[–]ITS_ANOTHER_REPOST 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–]campmommy -1 points0 points ago

I love him....and as creepy as this sounds as a 50 yr old rocker female I still would love to meet him and have a beer

[–]Fapcats 1 point2 points ago

Remember the magic words: "please, thank you, and step off, bitch."

[–]mesh1 2 points3 points ago

I think you were looking for /r/unfunny.

[–]KrimsonTide[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oh geez how creative are you for thinking that gem up? I applaud you.

[–]Alex-Cross 0 points1 point ago

fuck your repost

[–]HummusBandit 2 points3 points ago

If you don't like it, move on. You don't have to come in here and leave a comment. You're wasting your time more than you would by opening the link and realizing it's a repost.

[–]Alex-Cross 0 points1 point ago

I'm a fast typer

[–]PeteRoss 1 point2 points ago

That facial expression is just perfect.

[–]CamCamJenkins 0 points1 point ago

I wonder where he got that 1000 yard stare from...

[–]andrzejellis 2 points3 points ago

Lots and lots of prescription painkillers.

Also probably a stagehand's directions.

[–]WideLight -1 points0 points ago

That scene in Funny People is why I love Eminem.

[–]Jode36 0 points1 point ago

Eminem is the one celebrity I have had a sex dream about. Involved an airport. Weirdly, he had the same look on his face....

[–]WideJuly 1 point2 points ago

I think most people are forgetting how amazing this was.

Also when Cheddar Bob comes to tell him that he drew Lickity Split in the first round, and asks him if he's okay with that. B Rabbit just responds "I don't give a fuck who it is."

[–]Denverbros -1 points0 points ago

I'd sell my bed, a bed touched by eminem, thousands right there

[–]dancas91 -1 points0 points ago

Don't really understand why people say Eminem doesn't have problems anymore. Yeah, his life is significantly better then when he first started out, but the majority of Recovery is him dealing with Proof's death...

And I respect opinions, but very surprised a lot of people prefer Relapse...I thought that album was trash.

[–]truthie 0 points1 point ago

The guests on Late Night write their own top 10's now?

[–]mfgalvin447 0 points1 point ago

Now I know how to get Eminem in my house.

[–]ChernobylGypsy 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't mind finding him under my bed! I'll invite him up on top :D

[–]nubbled21 -1 points0 points ago

elijah wood?

[–]DanPearce 0 points1 point ago

I love Eminem's ability to just not smile.

[–]DoctorSteve -1 points0 points ago

You mean "Why I love the writers for David Letterman"

[–]supersillier -1 points0 points ago

Haha Ive just been watching the letterman top 10s on YouTube. Another one is 'If I find out you've downloaded my music illegally, I'll be under your bed when You get back'

[–]jetAnegative 0 points1 point ago

His Run DMC induction speech was fairly inspiring.

this

[–]Ihaveanusername 0 points1 point ago

It's true, he's been under my bed a couple of times.

[–]JerkyChew 0 points1 point ago

Keeping that image enables him to do some really hilarious shit sometimes.

[–]HotbutteryToast -1 points0 points ago

Wise words from a wise man.

[–]chillale66 0 points1 point ago

Rerperst merks tha frernt perg, ermahgerd.

[–]hussyslayer 0 points1 point ago

This is why I love Eminem. Eminem goes back to high school.

[–]JazzyDan 0 points1 point ago

Frodo Baggins, just me?

[–]Tortillas47 -1 points0 points ago

Why the fuck would he be ebay searching for shit he has signed?

[–]LoLisABadSubreddit 0 points1 point ago

I suspect it will unpopular, but I liked him much more in his blond hair days when he wrote incredible stuff like Role Model and Kill You, and I thought his new CD was just awful.

[–]promptx 0 points1 point ago

He has that same vacant look that Tom Green used to have.

[–]manixrock 0 points1 point ago

..right next to Michal Jackson.

[–]Reminemaril 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

that's the only reason why you love Eminem?

[–]SpaceDuchess 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Yeah! I was the 1000th vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Exclamation Mark!

[–]stewiefet -1 points0 points ago

You love eminem for reading jokes that someone else wrote...?

[–]d19901234 0 points1 point ago

A lot of the time when you suffer from learning or social difficulties like myself and eminem among many others, even laughing in public is a hard thing to do, you tend to try and remain emotionless as that is the safest option...it's a mental thing, I don't think he's worried about his image because the way he does it is so typical of people with such difficulties and anxieties.

[–]greymalik 0 points1 point ago

There are, a lot, of commas, in that sentence.

[–]Giggyjig 0 points1 point ago

Eminem is the biggest wigger ever. Just sayin'

[–]dhumidifier -1 points0 points ago

If I see this posted on more time I'm quitting reddit

[–]jenstem8 -1 points0 points ago

HAHA WOW HAVEN'T SEEN THIS ONE ON REDDIT BEFORE!

[–]Ghoulglum 0 points1 point ago

He won't get his cut if they sell it on Ebay.

[–]PhillyPhish 0 points1 point ago

What he should have said: "If I see the post on reddit tonight, after seeing it reposted about 20,000 times, I'll be waiting under your bed" FTFY

[–]Zympth 0 points1 point ago

That's his reading face

[–]theshadymisfit 0 points1 point ago

Not sure to upvote because it's a repost from a couple of months ago or upovote because eminem is the shit

[–]Sammyscrap 0 points1 point ago

Lol, classic Slimshady

[–]jackbauer616 1 point2 points ago

good then he can sign more things

[–]TheSeeker00 0 points1 point ago

Because he read a joke from a teleprompter at an outside location written by Dave's comedy writers?

Wow....what a hero.

[–]GenericHighschoolKid 0 points1 point ago

At least it's obvious he wasn't enjoying it. When the segment ended he just walked off. Didn't look like he thought it was funny at all.

[–]dgamer1 -1 points0 points ago

Then I get to sell Eminem! Profit.

[–]Ron_Mahogany 1 point2 points ago

I enjoy how his lyrics actually mean something rather than sex money women and gang fights and the word "nigger"

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[–]TastyMeatPoop 5 points6 points ago

We're all so impressed by you posting something that was posted 2 years ago a month earlier than someone else.

[–]Timid_Pimp 1 point2 points ago

Why are you complaining? It's not like your post was OC or the first time the repost had been reposted on reddit.

[–]rAmrOll -1 points0 points ago

Yeah get the fuck out you got like 1.5k I could understand being pissed at no more than 300, after that it's just gratuitous.

[–]tris203 -5 points-4 points ago

and you got a lot of karma for it!

now let me man have his moment

besides reddit love reposts