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[–]devilz_devilz 171 points172 points ago

Yes top 20!

[–]tdn 38 points39 points ago

Mmm, Tisdale...

[–]jer21 47 points48 points ago

Also, gift shop girl.

[–]Metroidman 20 points21 points ago

but she is married so she isn't ranked.

[–]pacoliketaco 15 points16 points ago

Cant even be seen most of the time.

[–]BbrotherHill 9 points10 points ago

yeah apparently Kim worked at Sacred Heart the whole time... hmm.

[–]pacoliketaco 9 points10 points ago

I mean, the did a pretty good job of integrating that into the show, even if the premise of invisibility was a little outlandish. but its a tv show, and a damn fine one in my opinion.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

dat hands off ranking system

[–]Pedantic_Me 7 points8 points ago

It's all about Tasty Coma Wife.

[–]jer21 1 point2 points ago

Totally forgot about TCW.

[–]broken_life 0 points1 point ago

We should stay away from HFFA!

[–]gtjio -1 points0 points ago

I came here looking for this exact comment, and I was not disappointed

[–]Beard_on 55 points56 points ago

Oh how I miss this show.

[–]hellohurricane87 0 points1 point ago

Me too brother, me too. : (

[–]cam3r0nrock 20 points21 points ago

EEAAGGGLEEEE!!!!!

[–]Dhex 6 points7 points ago

I came for the eagle.

[–]Dongface 38 points39 points ago

Carla got hotter, while Elliot got skinnier.

[–]dagreenman18 10 points11 points ago

And then not as hot in that season that never happened, and then hotter still in Cougar Town.

[–]LoganardoDVinci 30 points31 points ago

In what world is Sarah Chalke number 12?

[–]etherama1 60 points61 points ago

The same world where you have Elizabeth Banks and Heather Graham working in the same hospital.

EDIT: I guess that would just make her 3. So, you're right.

[–]eastsideski 37 points38 points ago

And a world where J.D. fucks all 3 of them

just remembered that he never got with the fine Dr. Molly Clock, my bad

[–]etherama1 12 points13 points ago

So close, and yet so far, J.D.

[–]burntash 4 points5 points ago

He could have if he wanted to... she was dtf

[–]lydocia 4 points5 points ago

Now we're even.

[–]studmuffffffin 6 points7 points ago

What about nurse tisdale?

[–]stratamartin 3 points4 points ago

And the gyno girls!

[–]etherama1 8 points9 points ago

Or LaVerne!

[–]cdude 10 points11 points ago

dude, no

[–]etherama1 11 points12 points ago

Don't knock it til you try it

[–]Limpan 0 points1 point ago

What about Laverneagain?

[–]NeuVoice 0 points1 point ago

You mean Shirley?

[–]lilrabbit129 2 points3 points ago

Don't forget Sarah Lancaster. Hot Giift Shop Girl.

[–]Ghooble 2 points3 points ago

Elliot should have been number 1! Dat lady is hotter than a spicy mexican pickle.

[–]hellohurricane87 4 points5 points ago

For the last time she is Dominican.

[–]Ghooble 2 points3 points ago

You think my middle name is Juanita?!

[–]hellohurricane87 1 point2 points ago

[–]mackenzie549 84 points85 points ago

i cant resist upvoting scrubs..

[–]wtf_apostrophe 42 points43 points ago

[–]Ryan7456 16 points17 points ago

I love you.

[–]HikingNerd 2 points3 points ago

a minute ago, I thought I was going to be productive today. And now I've learned there is an /r/scrubs. I better cancel my plans.

[–]hellohurricane87 -1 points0 points ago

Crap, me too!

[–]noslodecoy 1 point2 points ago

Nice. This month I've been rewatching Scrubs from start to finish and I'm now towards the end. My only regret is that I would have known of this subreddit sooner!

[–]quotejester 1 point2 points ago

On the side, it says 9,404 Ginas. I don't get the reference.

I do however get Daves, Debbies and Slagathor, and recommend that it be changed.

[–]remlap 0 points1 point ago

It's a girls name.

[–]Fgame -1 points0 points ago

I'm not a Scrub-a-holic, but didn't Cox go through a time where all he did was call JD girl's names, and a different one each time? Might have to do with that.

[–]alis96 4 points5 points ago

That time was the entire series.

[–]remlap 1 point2 points ago

Thanks mate as mod of /r/Scrubs I appreciate it.

[–]Nalbis 13 points14 points ago

I upvote every scrubs pic. They are always funny.

[–]Demanez 6 points7 points ago

The only way Sarah Chalke was 12 is if Elizabeth Banks took spots 1-11.

[–]thatwasntveryraven 8 points9 points ago

Are you forgetting Heather Graham, Heather Locklear, Mandy Moore, etc.?

[–]BohmaJenkins 7 points8 points ago

I might be in love with Mandy Moore

[–]PleaseDontStalkMe 0 points1 point ago

She's got that nice girl thing going on hard.

[–]duudass 19 points20 points ago

dangerous to do IRL... but could be fun!

[–]Careless_Con 26 points27 points ago

It's not sexist if you rate everyone in the workplace by appearance.

[–]weasellystoat 10 points11 points ago

I think it's only fair to use age brackets. Top 10 for each bracket. 20-29, 30-39, etc.

[–]Careless_Con 74 points75 points ago

Calm down, Bracket 2, Category 4, Section 15, 12.

[–]what1stuff 8 points9 points ago

Calm down 5318008

[–]Fgame 0 points1 point ago

........I see what you did there.

[–]zelmerszoetrop 0 points1 point ago

Calm down, 7 of 9, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01!

[–]bacon_cake 4 points5 points ago

When I worked in a shopping centre a friend and I would keep a spreadsheet of all the girls that worked nearby, we assigned them all ratings (between 2 and 12 to obscure their actual rating) and a nickname.

It was then our quest to find out the real names of every single female in the center.

I can only imagine what would have happened if that spreadsheet got released into the wild.

[–]BohmaJenkins 2 points3 points ago

Between 2 and 12 isn't obscuring much, unless they happen to be an 11 or 12.

[–]pacoliketaco 0 points1 point ago

angry women. angry women everywhere.

[–]editthis7 4 points5 points ago

If she's 12 who's number 1?

[–]Doc_Toboggan 19 points20 points ago

The very hot Nurse Tisdale.

[–]landbeaver 5 points6 points ago

Gift shop girl.

[–]dagreenman18 1 point2 points ago

Considering she's Ellie from Chuck, im going with Gift Shop Girl.

[–]FenrirIII 9 points10 points ago

I think every man plays this game, especially working in an office where you might not know every woman's name.

[–]katedid 6 points7 points ago

I'm the only woman in an office full of guys. I'm always number one!

[–]cowpunter 2 points3 points ago

You are both the most beautiful and ugliest woman in the office.

[–]katedid 2 points3 points ago

Damn it! There's always a catch.

[–]cowpunter 11 points12 points ago

No, I only have attractive, unattractive, and SOMEBODY_GET_ME_THE_EYEBLEACH!!!!!! and I don't consciously think of it.

[–]jcy 1 point2 points ago

which translates to: "actually interested in what they say", "pretend to be interested in what they say", "avoid eye contact at all costs"

[–]What_Can_ISay 4 points5 points ago

Why should their appearance have to completely affect your interest in what they say?

[–]jcy 5 points6 points ago

because sex

[–]Kai_Daigoji 1 point2 points ago

For me, it's the other way around. How interested in what they have to say ups the attractiveness a HUGE amount.

[–]Fgame 0 points1 point ago

Aren't you just adorable =p

[–]What_Can_ISay 0 points1 point ago

I agree

[–]Siverix 0 points1 point ago

It's hard to have a conversation with someone you don't dare looking at.

[–]What_Can_ISay 1 point2 points ago

No-one is that unattractive, it won't burn out your retinas to look another human being in the face with some decency and respect.

[–]Advocates_Bad_Stuff 1 point2 points ago

You've never seen some of the she-beasts that I work with, have you?

[–]What_Can_ISay 0 points1 point ago

You're one of those type of people.

[–]Advocates_Bad_Stuff 2 points3 points ago

Yep. I'm absolutely one of those people that can't have a conversation with a sweaty, drooling, 450lb monster with 12 teeth. I'm not sorry if it offends you, some people are ugly and they deal with it. Maybe you should try sometime. :D

[–]What_Can_ISay 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought this didn't really merit a response so I wasn't gonna bother, but then I decided that I need to tell you that you're being a dick. Seriously, while I don't believe anyone is ugly, I agree some people are leas attractive than others. But that doesn't change their personality and not having the decency to even talk to them is just rude, and completely arrogant as well. Maybe I should try what sometime, may I ask?

[–]cowpunter 0 points1 point ago

Actually the content of what they say dictates interest. The only time I pretend to be interested is if I want some bureaucratic favour done. The only time I avoid eye contact is if I think you're attractive and you don't say anything and I have no idea if you say anything interesting at all. And if you happen to fall in eyebleachville then you may hear the phrase 'low orbit ion cannon' exit my mouth at some point.

[–]Siethron 4 points5 points ago

Then shouldn't 13 be 1.

(I know, different show)

[–]Redlift 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry bro, I got it.

[–]kliqit 1 point2 points ago

oh 12! thats the number of times i have seen this exact post!

[–]LoveMachine69000 3 points4 points ago

How long till the SRS fempire arrives...

[–]rb_tech 18 points19 points ago

Damnit, why do people keep talking about that subreddit? More exposure only gives them more power. Let them circlejerk quietly from a distance.

[–]cowpunter 11 points12 points ago

Judging by the eight downvotes your post got, one hour or less.

[–]ec1548270af09e005244 0 points1 point ago

barely breaking even, 3 hours later!

[–]GrandMasterMara 0 points1 point ago

Damn, wish the vid was easier to find :/

[–]snatchenvy 1 point2 points ago

[–]javver 0 points1 point ago

5, please

[–]citychamp1093 0 points1 point ago

If Sarah Chalke is 12 i REALLY wanna see number 1 !!

[–]Hotpotabo 0 points1 point ago

omg, who is 1-11???

[–]Vodiodoh 0 points1 point ago

12? That's a high number. I see a 12 like once a year.

[–]BeltedYapper 0 points1 point ago

What episode?

[–]FourForty 0 points1 point ago

That's how I got my username.

[–]robotunicornpunk 0 points1 point ago

why is Christian Bale wearing a wig and in scrubs?

[–]Mitz510 -1 points0 points ago

I did this in class and when I asked my guy friend of his top 5 hottest girls in class he looked at me and said he never did that. It was near the end of the school year and it shocked me.

[–]tabovilla 0 points1 point ago

he was probably gay..

[–]kvlt616 -4 points-3 points ago

Who watches scrubs

[–]hellohurricane87 1 point2 points ago

Hm...AWESOME PEOPLE watch Scrubs. That is who watches Scrubs, AWESOME PEOPLE!

[–]kvlt616 -3 points-2 points ago

that show sucks, it's for oldfags

[–]OnlyAMuffin[S] 0 points1 point ago

are you high?

[–]kvlt616 0 points1 point ago

high on life