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[–]Fellow51 607 points608 points ago

It's in the Community season 3 bloopers Here it is on Youtube. There's scenes with a bunch of the cast giving fake hand jobs. Starts at about 6:20 in the video.

[–]theonlyalterego 161 points162 points ago

[–]nbshark 19 points20 points ago

Could someone turn this part into a Gif as well please... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qyhkzV4pW0&feature=youtu.be&t=7m2s

EDIT: I just realized my windows are open and my sound was pretty loud when I was replaying this to see if I got the right link to post this here... I need to move now.

[–]billcurry 40 points41 points ago

[–]bultonic 23 points24 points ago

Somebody did that already here: http://i.imgur.com/srYNP.gif. Thank JAnon19 further down the page.

[–]bezaorj 39 points40 points ago

you sir, are here to serve the laziest among the lazy. And I thank you for that.

[–]iBuzzKill 2 points3 points ago

did they take that idea from mad TV's skit with bobby lee? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZqoh2aUW7g

[–]soawesomejohn 54 points55 points ago

They were rehearsing for a movie called Dragon Hunter 2.

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 253 points254 points ago

Hint - You can link a specific time of a YouTube video by appending #t=(number)m(number)s to the end of the URL.

EDIT: And look at that, you learn something new everyday (right clicking to get the time URL). Thanks guys!

[–]dagumboss 314 points315 points ago

Or just right clicking the video and selecting "Copy URL at current time"

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 121 points122 points ago

I love it when things are easy.

[–]my_bitches_love_me 237 points238 points ago

Like your mom.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 70 points71 points ago

MY MOM IS HARD!.... uh..yeah..

[–]darkevil923 79 points80 points ago

So am I.

[–]papa_bear_uk 9 points10 points ago

I never knew you could do this! /hangs head in shame

[–]uhmerikin 48 points49 points ago

The internet is a big place, there's plenty out there still to learn. Chin up, sport!

[–]zzephyr 10 points11 points ago

You can also right click the video and click "Copy Video URL at Current Time", might only be for chrome, not sure.

[–]dan_au 3 points4 points ago

No, it's part of the YouTube player.

[–]redjimdit 16 points17 points ago

!

[–]MisterMeatball 45 points46 points ago

BOOM INTERROBANG!

[–]cybergeek11235 7 points8 points ago

Fuck yeah, interrobang!

[–]Seyloren 10 points11 points ago

?

[–]wristcontrol 55 points56 points ago

SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[–]turdburglersc 16 points17 points ago

fission mailed!

[–]gandilf 7 points8 points ago

What are you so excited/alarmed about?

[–]bleedRnge 9 points10 points ago

I think you mean appending.

[–]manilly 4 points5 points ago

10 points for Gryffindor

[–]wonderless2686 100 points101 points ago

This proves that Donald Glover is the funniest of the bunch even when the writers have nothing to do with it.

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 127 points128 points ago

I thought he was getting too old for this shit.

[–]BeowulfShaeffer 89 points90 points ago

No, that's Danny Glover. Donald Glover saved Lorraine by cold-cocking Biff when Biff assaulted her at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.

[–]FoolsRun 67 points68 points ago

(Would have upvoted harder if you said "Fish Under the Sea Dance")

No, that's Crispin Glover. Donald Glover is the actor who gave Tyrion Lannister such a hard time during his stay in King's Landing in Seasons 1 and 2 of Game of Thrones.

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 55 points56 points ago

No that's Julian Glover. Donald Glover is actor who played the prison warden in Alien 3.

[–]literaturefracture 52 points53 points ago

No, that's Brian Glover. Donald Glover is the actor who played Lionel Luther in Smallville.

[–]NigNagNug 51 points52 points ago

No, that's John Glover. Donald Glover is the magical, four-fingured title character from a 1998 Nintendo 64 game.

[–]respite 34 points35 points ago

No, that's Glover. Donald Glover is the father of the main actor from 24.

[–]FoolsRun 23 points24 points ago

No, that's Donald Southerland. Donald Glover is a pair of coverings often used in cold weather to warm and protect one's hands.

[–]FoolsRun 4 points5 points ago

STUFF! He said "stuff", kids.

[–]furyasd 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, and I think Chevy Chase isn't very likable, and they don't seem to like him that much. I got that feeling from watching the bloopers.

[–]Mimble_Wimble 5 points6 points ago

His character gets the sparsest of laughter from me, but the show would feel weird without him as a punching bag. Weird how that works.

[–]scratchfury 19 points20 points ago

7:02 !

[–]2LabsGuy 11 points12 points ago

Was gonna say, her doing that while screaming "oh, oh, oh god" did it for me.

[–]teazelbranchlet 8 points9 points ago

THIS AUDITION IS WRONG! THIS AUDITION IS WRONG!

[–]Rameko 1634 points1635 points ago

This was safe for work ...until I started masturbating.

[–]dieselnut 393 points394 points ago

Stand on the right, she seems to like that better.

[–]projectstew 106 points107 points ago

She just hasn't finished the right one yet. She'll be just as grossed out when it's his time.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 140 points141 points ago

She wasn't grossed out, it was just sour. He has a Warhead.

[–]IndubENTably 73 points74 points ago

TIL warheads have penises. Man I sucked a lot of penis when I was younger.

Edit: Now I understand the head reference and just feel silly. I should stop redditing under the influence. Wait, no I shouldn't.

[–]tokomini 157 points158 points ago

Man I sucked a lot of penis when I was younger.

Misunderstandings aside, I just wanted to quote you on this so you'd have to read it again.

You're welcome.

[–]BEEFire 39 points40 points ago

scumbag redditor.

quotes embarrassing statement out of context twice.

[–]tokomini 20 points21 points ago

Nope, only quoted him once. Once is enough.

[–]LegoClaes 9 points10 points ago

Tagged as "Man I sucked a lot of penis when I was younger".

[–]Golden_afro 58 points59 points ago

Guy on the left needs to get more pineapple in his diet

[–]DIDNT_GET_SARCASM 0 points1 point ago

My impression is that the left chummed in her mouth so I would want to be that guy, already got off and don't have to go for sloppy seconds.

[–]LittleTT 113 points114 points ago

Masturbation is contagious like yawning. A sticky, messy yawn.

[–]mackinoncougars 118 points119 points ago

Both are followed up by a nap.

[–]Claypool2112 33 points34 points ago

Then more masturbation

[–]lebleuceleste 14 points15 points ago

It's a vicious cycle

[–]UncleNatty 85 points86 points ago

More like a viscous cycle.

[–]RecursiveInfinity 51 points52 points ago

slow fap

[–]Appare 45 points46 points ago

slow nap

[–]pklfnga93 15 points16 points ago

even slower fap-nap...

[–]RobertJ93 13 points14 points ago

Fap nap, hand still holding it.

[–]fknrat 11 points12 points ago

A Fap and a Nap

[–]hamsterwheel 25 points26 points ago

am I the only fucking person that actually wakes up more after they masturbate?

[–]runtheplacered 58 points59 points ago

Physiologically you should get more tired after ejaculating. I have no idea why you're backwards. Maybe you're stroking your balls and you don't understand masturbation yet? Don't know.

[–]hamsterwheel 22 points23 points ago

I think the intensity of the sensation just wakes me up. If its morning its like BOOM! NUT SHOT! WAKEUP MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]RecursiveInfinity 15 points16 points ago

Ask your doctor if dopamine is right for you!

[–]big65ben 18 points19 points ago

You're doing it wrong.

[–]Willcagney313 18 points19 points ago

why yes why yes you are

[–]MauiWowieOwie 11 points12 points ago

Yes.

[–]alteffeight 15 points16 points ago

I think "sticky, messy yawn" is also a good euphemism for vomiting.

[–]FluttershyGuy20 148 points149 points ago

[–]fuckingcaptcha 235 points236 points ago

The ending is jpg because Imgur doesn't care about what extension comes after the dot, it cares what the file was when it was uploaded.

SO NOBODY POST THE MIND BLOWN GIF OR I SWEAR TO GOD MY DOWNVOTES WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN. SERIOUSLY, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU HAVEN'T READ A GODDAMN EXPLANATION FOR THIS SHIT YET. SHUT UP.

[–]FluttershyGuy20 208 points209 points ago

[–]Way_too_poor 47 points48 points ago

WHY DO YOU GET TO YELL?

[–]TexasWithADollarsign 42 points43 points ago

LOUD NOISES

[–]itoucheditforacookie 104 points105 points ago

THE MIND BLOWN GIF

[–]goalcam 117 points118 points ago

[–]maryjayjay 6 points7 points ago

Jeremiah Johnson is the MAN!

[–]PsychoM 15 points16 points ago

mind_blown_gif.jpg

[–]Redequlus 17 points18 points ago

IT'S A JPEG!?!? MIND_BLOWN_JPG.gif

[–]HighFistDujek 24 points25 points ago

Guys, I just upgraded my internet to Chrome and it makes jpg into animated gifs! you should get it too!

[–]jellystone 221 points222 points ago

She's really rude to the imaginary guy on the left.

[–]StuporCollider 111 points112 points ago

I'll take it.

[–]hinduguru 4 points5 points ago

seconds

[–]mordella1 23 points24 points ago

Her left or our left? :P If our left, not her fault it taste weird, maybe he should be more hygienic, if her left, the gif is only a few sec long, shes not gotten to him yet!

[–]FudgeBananaSwirl 86 points87 points ago

Regardless a lady always divides her time fairly between her gentleman callers. It's transgressions like this that can get a girl a bad reputation.

In the end it's all about class.

[–]mjolnir616 81 points82 points ago

Taking this joke to ridiculous logical extremes, what you are suggesting is that any sample time taken should display a 50% divide in time between imaginary cocks. Even if she was switching fictional dick (dictional) to the other several hundred times a second, it would still be possible to sample a clip short enough that only one falacious phallus receives any lovin'. Anyway, everyone knows that if you're switching between dicks more than once every 30 seconds then you might as well not even bother jerking off a roomful of sweaty men.

[–]ASquishyJollyRancher 44 points45 points ago

I just started my Reddit day and can already tell its going to be a good one.

[–]Mimble_Wimble 19 points20 points ago

Like easing into a nice warm tub of semen.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 13 points14 points ago

dictional

:D

[–]gnur 5 points6 points ago

If you watch the source, she never gets to him, it is really sad..

[–]dontbthatguy 236 points237 points ago

She is doing the chicken dance all wrong.

[–]Immynimmy 203 points204 points ago

I bet she's never even seen a chicken.

[–]ProxyMuncher 158 points159 points ago

She's seen a few cocks though.

[–]SchruteBuck 177 points178 points ago

[–]dantepicante 273 points274 points ago

[–]cluelesspuma 2 points3 points ago

American Psycho, Harry Potter, tacos, a sombrero and a mustache all in one gif, fantastic.

[–]Nokel 29 points30 points ago

Makes me giggle every time.

[–]tdn 172 points173 points ago

Has anybody in this family even seen a chicken?

[–]sarcastic_and_bold 206 points207 points ago

Haha! That's from a show I like!

[–]Claypool2112 69 points70 points ago

SO BOLD

[–]againstxme 30 points31 points ago

[–]lCHANCHOl 3 points4 points ago

She has choked a few though

[–]duudass 27 points28 points ago

well, that worked for me...

[–]JAnon19 82 points83 points ago

[–]0therWhiteMeat 2 points3 points ago

Thaaank you

[–]Lecks 96 points97 points ago

As much as I'm enjoying this some context would be nice.

[–]turnondruid 113 points114 points ago

It's in reference to this sketch with Bobby Lee on MadTV.

[–]sirtimid 13 points14 points ago

The very last part is awesome.

[–]Peter100000 8 points9 points ago

This show looks cool!

[–]verekh 10 points11 points ago

Its fucking awesome.

[–]WhipIash 15 points16 points ago

Wat

[–]sturmeh 11 points12 points ago

They exist? D:

[–]speaker_fan_1337 10 points11 points ago

slowly raises hand

I'M SORRY OKAY? I NEVER CARED TO TRY WATCHING IT

[–]EphemeralStyle 27 points28 points ago

You're, like, a million streets behind.

[–]westyfield 11 points12 points ago

The worst.

[–]simeon94 11 points12 points ago

The opposite of Batman.

[–]TraMaI 6 points7 points ago

Give it one chance. Watch it on hulu even. You won't regret it

[–]BitterChris 3 points4 points ago

I laughed my ass off at the one blooper reel I watched (disc 1 I think). It seems like too much fun to work on this show.

[–]did_it_before 4 points5 points ago

THE CONTEXT IS WRONG. THIS IS RIGHT.

[–]perezidentt 146 points147 points ago

Time for someone with masterful photoshop/gif skills to edit this...

[–]sagan555 73 points74 points ago

Wouldn't that be a little too on the nose?

[–]prometheus1981 278 points279 points ago

Depends on how big you make them.

[–]TVlistings 24 points25 points ago

Thanks! You made my lunch break.

[–]azn_dude1 68 points69 points ago

Can you put it back together?

[–]ICanFindYouOnGoogle 8 points9 points ago

Little early for lunch eh?

[–]TVlistings 16 points17 points ago

Depends on what you are eating.

[–]NBAallstar 23 points24 points ago

Shit, it's 10:46 am here and I just cracked a beer.

[–]dangersdad 4 points5 points ago

God, that's the best idea I've heard all day

[–]RustyTromboneaux 2 points3 points ago

Only if you have good aim.

[–]Vikko 11 points12 points ago

Using Aftereffects with the original video would be best.

[–]spiraldroid 24 points25 points ago

Productivity on reddit has jumped to 200%.

[–]perezidentt 14 points15 points ago

Prove it. ;)

[–]Annihilia 13 points14 points ago

You really want this, don't you..

[–]perezidentt 22 points23 points ago

I want it for the community.

[–]blade2000 7 points8 points ago

Still waiting...

[–]bezaorj 4 points5 points ago

where are the experts when you need them?

[–]zoanthropy 14 points15 points ago

[–]gggjennings 80 points81 points ago

I would kill every single one of you to be in the same room with Alison Brie, even if that interaction led to her laughing at my dick.

[–]WalkerTexasRanger 36 points37 points ago

Your honesty is refreshing. Uncalled for. But refreshing.

[–]IDDQD_ 102 points103 points ago

[–]Aerobahn 10 points11 points ago

Is she giving imaginary BJs in Steve Zissous submarine?

[–]Sofa_King_We_Todd_it 30 points31 points ago

That ghost has been eating his pineapple

[–]Saerain 4 points5 points ago

I'm assuming you mean he hasn't.

[–]Veo_x 30 points31 points ago

JustJustJustJustJustJust

[–]Jymotion 168 points169 points ago

justjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjust

[–]Saerain 29 points30 points ago

Explain.

[–]Jymotion 169 points170 points ago

Redditors love to follow cliche's when they title their submissions. In the past it has been "______ , that is all", "_____ level: _____ ", "If you ____ , you're an asshole", etc.

The current fad is submitting content and pretending it's not interesting ("Just a ____") or starting the title with "so", as if we were in a room and there was an awkward silence ("So this just happened" / "So I was walking down the street")

Why is this a big deal, you ask? In the grand scheme of things, it isn't at all. But when you visit a website looking for content you haven't seen before, it's nice when half the titles aren't exactly the same.

[–]solidcube 30 points31 points ago

Oh, Jymotion. I'll just leave this here.

[–]Jymotion 80 points81 points ago

I hope you get really cold one night and find a blanket but it's just a few inches too short to be able to cover both your toes and your shoulders

[–]solidcube 11 points12 points ago

I'll tell you the one I hate.

"Really?" The "sarcastic really." There are so many little verbal quirks these people have that I can't stand.

When I see photos of these people I usually want to kick their teeth in.

[–]Turious 52 points53 points ago

At first, I giggled because it looked like two hand jobs. Then I realized that it was actually supposed to be two hand jobs and it, for some reason, got funnier.

[–]vip3rxxx7 42 points43 points ago

She's too good at it.... I think she's had prior experience

[–]NBAallstar 29 points30 points ago

They actually reference this in Community.

link

[–]throawawayaccnt 30 points31 points ago

So glad I'm an engineer and don't have to deal with those super artistic sexually liberated sexy as hell women like her.

[–]BigDaddyCraw 10 points11 points ago

I kind of want to drop out of college for art school now...

[–]Mimble_Wimble 12 points13 points ago

Makes all the public menstruation seem worth it.

[–]MyBlowUpDoll 4 points5 points ago

I don't know what this means, but I'm upvoting it anyway.

[–]bonyhawk 4 points5 points ago

I understood this reference. No shame in my game

[–]IvanTheTerrific 28 points29 points ago

Holy shit, that was strangely erotic.

[–]fuckingcaptcha 25 points26 points ago

Strangely?

[–]crackshot91 39 points40 points ago

I HAVE THE MOST REASONABLE AND EXPECTED BONER.

[–]Saerain 9 points10 points ago

Nah, everyone knows most 29 year old women have never touched a penis.

[–]OneCello 85 points86 points ago

If you arent aware of the show Community, you're streets behind.

[–]NumeroTwo 27 points28 points ago

Typical, way too fast.

[–]nonobadwife 36 points37 points ago

i dont even bother with hj's any more. a guy knows how to jack himself off better than i ever could.

[–]redjimdit 23 points24 points ago

Thank you for your years of service but you really got it right here.

I have spent literal man-years with my hands wrapped around this thing.

[–]nonobadwife 33 points34 points ago

yep. luckily, most guys can't suck their own dicks, so thats good news for me.

[–]redjimdit 9 points10 points ago

I tried once when I was younger. I remember chasing the thing around on my bed like a dog chasing its own tail.

I have some fucked-up thing where my not-erect penis goes inside of me like a frightened turtle.

[–]redzurenko 26 points27 points ago

God she is hot.

[–]MJFX 5 points6 points ago

This is more like, "TAW" Torture at work.

I NEED TO LEAVE NOW.....

[–]BradGroux 12 points13 points ago

Now that's what I call a gag real.

[–]Bad_Innuendo_Guy 44 points45 points ago

I just have one thing to say.

[–]ChimpanAToChimpanzee 8 points9 points ago

DAYUMDAYUMDAYUMMMMM

[–]ilovehentai 12 points13 points ago

Photoshop wizards, GO!

[–]diegomyeggo 10 points11 points ago

[–]shags3379 15 points16 points ago

Notice the eye contact she would be making? Not bad

[–]JBaayBaay 12 points13 points ago

Annie's pretty young we try not to sexualize her

[–]TrueSol 2 points3 points ago

Woah, what happened to the last 43 minuets.

[–]hunter9 3 points4 points ago

Still waiting for the photoshop.

[–]leronbrames 1 point2 points ago

fap bank...deposited

[–]GothicFighter 1 point2 points ago

This is begging to be photoshopped

[–]uncleblazerr 3 points4 points ago

I bet Alison Brie is a freaking devil in the sack.

[–]mrgreddit 2 points3 points ago

Annie's young. We try not to sexualise her.

[–]AltmerEnt1 2 points3 points ago

I'm suprised no one photoshopped in dicks yet

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

Downvoted for "just".

[–]dantepicante 79 points80 points ago

Just le Alison Brie gem I found

[–]steady_riot 20 points21 points ago

DAE think Alison Brie is hot??

[–]homochrist 8 points9 points ago

as a 90's kid i get the reference

[–]TheArtofXan 3 points4 points ago

Reddit, what's you're best 90's story? I'll go first.

[–]MikeyDreamboat 0 points1 point ago

great actress

[–]LeapYourBar 0 points1 point ago

Most annoying voice in Mad Men.