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[–]anathema30 4 points5 points ago

Please do that dance when you see her. She'll really like you.

[–]tedstyle[S] 0 points1 point ago

It will be happening in my head. I can't make it too obvious

[–]acesulfame69 5 points6 points ago

I was literally thinking, where the fuck is the explosion the entire time.

[–]Pvt_Studmuffin 0 points1 point ago

Oh dude same here. Was a little disappointed.

[–]stinkyhat 1 point2 points ago

Make sure you wear your ordnance disposal suit. It's smexy.

[–]Cashmoneyswift -1 points0 points ago

I see the girl I like everynight... Through her window... Cause my mom doesn't close the blinds... In my sister's room...

[–]Nerfherder32 3 points4 points ago

Dude, do you hear banjos?

[–]Pvt_Studmuffin 0 points1 point ago

why do your windows face each other...? what a strange house.