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[–]AnchorAlienMorbo 35 points36 points ago

PUNY HUMANS WHO REPOST WILL BE DESTROYED FIRST IN THE INVASION!

[–]OnePumpJump[S] 12 points13 points ago

Oh fuck.

[–]NamelessPurity 6 points7 points ago

At least you didn't deny it. You're only half faggot.

[–]OnePumpJump[S] 0 points1 point ago

What? You think I would just go on the internet and lie?

[–]ImADouchebag -1 points0 points ago

Wow, even your comments are reposts.

[–]OnePumpJump[S] 4 points5 points ago

I live up to what I put out.

[–]huck08 29 points30 points ago

This is not funny.

[–]Mansyn 7 points8 points ago

Who upvotes this? Did everyone from 9gag move to Reddit?

[–]Hoogyme -5 points-4 points ago

Everyone from Memebase moved to Reddit.

[–]TreeMiner 0 points1 point ago

Nobody from memebase is worthy for reddit.

[–]Daneruu 1 point2 points ago

IT'S NEW TO ME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND YOU CAN SHOOT ME NOW.

[–]_shazbot_ 3 points4 points ago

What is happening in these comments...?

[–]OnePumpJump[S] 3 points4 points ago

A shitstorm.

[–]Fudge_Sinful 3 points4 points ago

We come to it at last, the great shitstorm of our time.

[–]silent66 0 points1 point ago

REFERENCES!

[–]HamfacePorktard 6 points7 points ago

Something about Gandalf having to work at Applebee's just made me so incredibly sad.

[–]that_unfunny_guy 2 points3 points ago

How did this get pass the knights of new?

[–]OnePumpJump[S] 1 point2 points ago

Brute force.

[–]godsrequiem 5 points6 points ago

So many negative comments in this thread...this pleases me.

[–]neferr 2 points3 points ago

This is so stupid but it made me laugh. I'm not mad about it

[–]HoneyNinja 2 points3 points ago

Picture is from 'Come Dine with Me: 'Celebrity' Special'. Nicky Clarke, Caprice, Donnie Osmond and some other bellchop.

[–]Rossymagic 1 point2 points ago

I'm here for you HoneyNinja

You fuckers, this IS from Come Dine with Me. Myself and HoneyNinja are excited to know this so don't you bring us down

[–]HoneyNinja 1 point2 points ago

Cheers mate, I applied to be on the show a while ago. Got through to the phone interview but alas, I wasn't strange enough to be on the show :)

[–]h8no1 -1 points0 points ago

Thats fuckin HUGH JACKMAN

[–]HoneyNinja 1 point2 points ago

No its not, it's Nicky Clarke.

[–]h8no1 0 points1 point ago

alas, you are correct..

[–]HoneyNinja 0 points1 point ago

Thats ok, I can see the likeness.

[–]r3isdangerous 0 points1 point ago

used to work at applebees only have 1 desert item one of everything screws the joke for me downvote me for being a picky asshole

[–]Firkragg 0 points1 point ago

He is a good seller but someone needs to talk to him about his flair

[–]Your_Favorite_Poster -1 points0 points ago

This is the stupidest piece of shit I've ever seen.

[–]bellpackard -1 points0 points ago

Looks like dessert is back on the menu, boys!

[–]Damasticator -2 points-1 points ago

Meet Gandalf, Tim Tebow's personal quarterbacks coach.

[–]johnny_ringo 0 points1 point ago

that doesn't look like any Applebee's I've been in

[–]lgendrot -2 points-1 points ago

There is nothing unfunnier than this, nothing has ever been as not funny.

[–]silent66 0 points1 point ago

Rape?

[–]jumpup -5 points-4 points ago

he was never early and never late