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[–]AngryHippy 21 points22 points ago

Reddit: where you get praised for giving no fucks, unless those fucks are about small grammatical errors.

[–]Davepen 21 points22 points ago

To be fair to the girl, I doubt she wrote that on the board herself.

[–]The_Yar 9 points10 points ago

Your just a fanboy.

[–]Davepen -2 points-1 points ago

*You're just a fanboy.

[–]Davepen 0 points1 point ago

Damn, missed that.

[–]The_Yar 0 points1 point ago

Yes, thank you.

[–]bullshitmaybe 10 points11 points ago

Parenting 101:

You can tell she's pooping because she's trying extra hard to look like she's not pooping.

This is obvious POV shot of lucky man walking in on Ms. Swift as she expresses her distaste for the atrocity scrawled across the board behind her by leaving the most sensuous, immaculate turd in all the universe on the ground behind that chair. Must find that chair.

[–]moar_noaw 0 points1 point ago

Disturbing.. yet satisfying.

[–]JDoobs 19 points20 points ago

God what an angel. I would love her forever.

[–]Vishus 7 points8 points ago

If we're being anal…that’s a foot mark, not an apostrophe.

(' vs ’)

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

we're

[–]funzel 5 points6 points ago

Um... most sans-serif fonts don't have curved apostrophes...

[–]OldScenee 2 points3 points ago

The consequences will ever be the same!

*epic mustash

[–]neostead2000 2 points3 points ago

Surprisingly enough she is moving to my hometown to be near the Kennedy's, I have no idea what a country girl will do up here in the north

[–]decayed_syllables 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? Where is she moving to?

[–]neostead2000 1 point2 points ago

Hyannis massachusetts, inside the kennedy compound

[–]theREALhacman 2 points3 points ago

DAT BIG TOE

[–]Zabooni 2 points3 points ago

WOW. Bad grammar? Lowers her down to a 4/10 would not smash.

[–]shadowray 2 points3 points ago

[–]FullClockworkOddessy 5 points6 points ago

Well she did decide to make country music voluntarily, so what did you expect?

[–]Kalanth 0 points1 point ago

She could have learned to write from Jewel! Yeesh.

[–]mustyoshi -1 points0 points ago

And then you realized she's a class A troll.

[–]theyetithe 0 points1 point ago

Beyonce has the best spelling of all time. Of all time!

[–]SomeoneBetter -1 points0 points ago

Shes hot she gets a pass.

[–]2Minutes5MinutesAgo 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]markevens 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure she is the one who wrote all that on the chalk board.

[–]BYUIGirl -1 points0 points ago

Actually it is "your" "you're" means you are. They're talking of his window therfore it would be "your". Someone needs to look over their grammar notebook again.

[–]GRFatman 0 points1 point ago

she is a fucking stalker

[–]CREHNKE 0 points1 point ago

DO YOU SEE THAT GIGANTIC "FRED FLINTSTONE" TOE?!?! YIKES

[–]goddammit99 0 points1 point ago

that girl need a cheeseburger stat

[–]axetheduck 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have link to the "You're" picture?

[–]stillonthecouch 0 points1 point ago

upvoting for the title

[–]papasuckle55 0 points1 point ago

"Overruled" "On what grounds?" "Boobs"

[–]Nate_the_Knife 0 points1 point ago

Given her fundamental misunderstanding of Romeo and Juliet, this really isn't surprising.

[–]RedditGarbage -2 points-1 points ago

Faggotry

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[–]septimus379 4 points5 points ago

10/10... Would bang

[–]halloran3000 -4 points-3 points ago

No it's:

*You're