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[–]wogs94 31 points32 points ago

So fucking old

[–]sheeponfire 14 points15 points ago

I think you missed the karma train for this one.

[–]rebekahy097 0 points1 point ago

yeah seriously

[–]JKR93 0 points1 point ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one to see a repost.

[–]GracieGirl1998 0 points1 point ago

I thought the same. If I had a nickel for every time I saw this, I'd be rich.

[–]Nerfherder32 1 point2 points ago

This is only the second time I've seen this, does that mean I have some semblance of a life?

[–]GracieGirl1998 1 point2 points ago

I do believe you have not truly lived until you've seen this picture enough times for it to haunt your dreams.

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

Then I'll begin staring at it blankly now

[–]GracieGirl1998 1 point2 points ago

Best of luck to you good sir.

[–]Nerfherder32 1 point2 points ago

Thank you madam

[–]JKR93 1 point2 points ago

No just means you actually work at work.

[–]Ramrod312 11 points12 points ago

misleading title

[–]TheForceiswithus 3 points4 points ago

Meth. Not even once.

[–]iCapture 1 point2 points ago

If you add the word pooping at the end of the top line, it is a lot better. Damn being to lazy to create it and re-post for karma...

[–]Nightmathzombie 1 point2 points ago

Masturbation.

[–]VonMeatstein 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget you have to be looking away or down for emphasis.

[–]AtomikRadio 0 points1 point ago

I love that redditors give this guy free advertising for life.

[–]Rattle_Stang1320 0 points1 point ago

I doubt anyone actually goes to his page.

[–]AphoticSketch 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the kerning.

[–]Galahad4615 1 point2 points ago

You forgot the hat.

[–]seanwoohoo 0 points1 point ago

How many times is this goofing to be reposted?

[–]hobobong 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]remjob61 2 points3 points ago

Filters on filters on filters.

[–]Epix115 -2 points-1 points ago

dude. this was up 2 weeks ago, AND THAT WAS A REPOST. give it a rest