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[–]Stopdeletingaccounts 1042 points1043 points ago

There is gonna be some serious pain when that broom hits the water and annihilates his balls.

[–]BillyBreen 254 points255 points ago

Scrotto Expelliarmus!

[–]VitalEmptiness 101 points102 points ago

Sectum Scrota

[–]EbonHawk7x 110 points111 points ago

[–]stillnotking 99 points100 points ago

I made the original of that .gif. I think it's gone downhill since then.

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 92 points93 points ago

Well la dee da! I'm in the presence of internets royalty

[–]stillnotking 24 points25 points ago

Er, no, that's like 90% of my karma. I just think it's funny to see how shitty the .gif has become.

[–]WishboneTheDog 17 points18 points ago

It's been through the jpeg wash once or twice.

Btw, once upon a time I actually laughed out loud at that gif the first time I saw it. Thanks for that.

[–]TheAntZ 5 points6 points ago

So what? You're still not a king.

[–]Mardoxx 2 points3 points ago

So?

[–]PaullyDee19 85 points86 points ago

Yer a cripple, Harry!

[–]Graydingo 368 points369 points ago

broken wand.

[–]opus666 68 points69 points ago

broken wang.

[–]jaavaa 95 points96 points ago

[–]marcus_ivo 25 points26 points ago

I miss Bash too :(

[–]escalate_it_to_11 2 points3 points ago

:(

[–]DrPeacemaker 3 points4 points ago

Where has this been all my life?

[–]Asdayasman 3 points4 points ago

[–]93tillinfiniD[S] 76 points77 points ago

No family jewels were harmed in the making of this photo! ;)

[–]HomieHavko 383 points384 points ago

How do you know? This isn't your photo...

[–]4_word_replies_only 283 points284 points ago

Quick, gather your torches.

[–]HomieHavko 138 points139 points ago

Why don't you go grab your bitch-fork?

[–]beeztrain 63 points64 points ago

ah fuck. here we go again. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

[–]spoc824 43 points44 points ago

derka derka mohammed jihad

[–]Kenster180 21 points22 points ago

Dey derk er jerbz!

[–]farewelltokings2 6 points7 points ago

No they didnt.

[–]scorpion347 2 points3 points ago

Ummm... Dey dernt derk er jerbs?!!!

[–]Roaming_alistar 3 points4 points ago

RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

[–]ps3issweet 16 points17 points ago

Can I be in the front of the mob?

[–]HamzasSister 9 points10 points ago

I am going to do the smart thing and grab my wand. You can't defeat a wizard with a torch.

[–]Mopar_Madness 2 points3 points ago

Noticed the name, instantly upvoted.

[–]Acid-Rain 8 points9 points ago

Amusing anecdote.

[–]DonnyDreamliner 36 points37 points ago

Three different reverse image search engines show no results. These might be the droids we're looking for.

[–]funke42 5 points6 points ago

Your friend is a eunuch? Has he considered a career as a master of secrets?

[–]rewere3 6 points7 points ago

This kills the testicles.

[–]BillBraskysTesticles 2 points3 points ago

Wouldn't faze me.

[–]TheFlamingGit 1 point2 points ago

Clean up on isle 4!

[–]killbjoy 244 points245 points ago

There is no possible situation where that ends well

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 209 points210 points ago

What if the broom is actually magical?

[–]JCXtreme 68 points69 points ago

Then there are hunters that mistake him for a bird and kill him. They will then proceed to cook and eat him, and only after there is a skeleton left will they realise that it is, in fact, a wizard.

[–]hamsterwheel 11 points12 points ago

he drops his date's watch, and it gets eaten by a whale.

[–]KingGorilla 2 points3 points ago

This is the greatest possible situation where that ends well

[–]DavenIII 2 points3 points ago

he said "possible situation" :P

[–]godofallcows 43 points44 points ago

Hot nurse fondles his balls back into shape, marries said nurse and has 10 hot children who get into Hogwarts.

Also sues the broom company and lives rich the rest of his life.

[–]Roaning 58 points59 points ago

hot children?

[–]H_E_Pennypacker 24 points25 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]FuglyShmugly 10 points11 points ago

cuff him!

[–]mrrizzle 1 point2 points ago

also the pool he was diving into was actually a pool of jelly.

[–]men_like_me 87 points88 points ago

Something about this just doesn't seem safe

[–]Jeeonta 97 points98 points ago

He's wearing no condom.

[–]unitarder 16 points17 points ago

I don't blame him. He wouldn't be able to feel the landing if he was.

[–]YETIS_DICK 12 points13 points ago

it's probably that he's jumping into the shallow end

[–]anathema30 128 points129 points ago

It looks awkward for a man that muscled to have his legs tucked in so tightly around a broom with a creepy grin.

[–]ErtltheTurtle 87 points88 points ago

Nice toe point though.

[–]Oswald_McFeff 48 points49 points ago

You've watched too many Olympics.

[–]theodrixx 7 points8 points ago

I've had four whole Olympics. I'm lucky I'm not in a coma.

[–]beginnerlawyer 45 points46 points ago

Is this the reason the pool is so close to the house?

[–]jonnyrotten7 44 points45 points ago

So you can jump into it?

[–]too-many-things 26 points27 points ago

That would be the implication, yes.

[–]so_carelessly_here 9 points10 points ago

Isn't communication great?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It could be that they have enough money for a pool, but not enough for a parcel of land to comfortably put one in. It does seem to be an awkward spot to put it. Like the owner just opened up the "swimming pool" tool and stamped it in the wrong spot, but can't afford to demolish it and pay for another one.

[–]Styx92 24 points25 points ago

Harry put on a shit ton of muscle

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 19 points20 points ago

As Ash Ketchum looks on.

[–]chessuscrust 217 points218 points ago

You're a repost, Harry!

[–]Ron_DeGrasse_Gaben 36 points37 points ago

Expecto... Painscrotum!

[–]timmmmmm 33 points34 points ago

What is that, a Home Basix? You'll never make seeker using that. Get a Nimbus, bro.

[–]Jipalio 22 points23 points ago

Swiffer, Nimbus is so 2000.

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[–]Elrim208 4 points5 points ago

I get the pun, but Harry Potter was set in the 90s. The Nimbus 2000 was actually really popular in the 1991 according to Harry Potter lore.

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[–]neverender424 16 points17 points ago

The keg definitely explains why this is happening

[–]Singular_Thought 12 points13 points ago

And that is how you kill yourself.

[–]trakam 11 points12 points ago

Don't be so dramatic, that's permanent paralysis at most.

[–]iliveinabunkbed 5 points6 points ago

Who the hell puts a rock by the pool that way?

[–]Lemon_Tile 2 points3 points ago

From the good people over at r/photoshopbattles

Sorry the first one is repeated by the way.

[–]rahmspinat 3 points4 points ago

DAT BICEPS!

No srsly, he looks way too ripped to be a guy who pulls of such a stupid act. Which lets me conclude: He can fly.

[–]deviation 9 points10 points ago

This is a repost you chubby coon!

[–]hail_to_the_victors 1 point2 points ago

I'm a what?

[–]chawsea 0 points1 point ago

That is a horrible, horrible idea.

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[–]bgarfinkel 0 points1 point ago

You're a dumbass, harry!

[–]TheSchmutte 0 points1 point ago

You're a paraplegic, Harry!

[–]henryhorker 5 points6 points ago

WHY IS HE SO BUFF

[–]pipodoom 5 points6 points ago

There were no survivors.

[–]CountDancula 2 points3 points ago

That pool looks pretty shallow..

[–]Whodatguy77 -1 points0 points ago

Ole boy is just chillin while the other Ole boy is flyin out his window on a broom! Fuckin seen it on reddit!!'

[–]gulpeg -1 points0 points ago

I don't like the placement of that rock.. You'd be in a world of pain to land on that boulder

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

i will never get over this.

[–]brantham -1 points0 points ago

A Nimbus 2000!

[–]Polmeh -1 points0 points ago

And then we have Ash down there.

[–]EvanBerrett -1 points0 points ago

Now that's style

[–]self-defication -1 points0 points ago

If he's Harry Potter, then the other guy is... Ash Ketchum?

[–]ragingmemeaholic -1 points0 points ago

Hits the water as broom squashes his balls into a pancake

[–]manurmanners -1 points0 points ago

A giant edged boulder next to my swimming pool? Better jump from two stories for a photo!

[–]wwwyzzrd -1 points0 points ago

Technically I'm more of a slumlord for pop up ads.

[–]stereotypeless -1 points0 points ago

oh shit I hope he landed alright haha

[–]rhinoscope -1 points0 points ago

the person watching him has the face of a mannequin... i'm officially confused.

[–]ignorantFuck -1 points0 points ago

I don't recall Harry Potter being so muscular.

[–]parker214 -1 points0 points ago

I think I know that guy.

[–]Kaysol -1 points0 points ago

Brody died shortly thereafter...

[–]thelokiface[!] -1 points0 points ago

i hope he's wearing a cup

[–]stackdatcheese -1 points0 points ago

I wonder how deep that pool is.

[–]synschecter115 0 points1 point ago

A few inches makes the difference between a cool stunt, and a hilarious lack of children for him.

[–]sergyy[!] 1 point2 points ago

This could be photo shopped very easily.

[–]autolos 1 point2 points ago

Yer

[–]NateTheGreat424 -1 points0 points ago

Photoshop is pretty sweet.

[–]cantstopreadingit 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because of how huge he is

[–]DoctorVanGogh 1 point2 points ago

He's going to be a witch when he lands in the pool.

[–]FifthGear -1 points0 points ago

ok two things, first off harry got buuf, 2nd you think that guy on the otherside of the pool got in that position on purpose? haha

[–]deeznutz12 0 points1 point ago

There is a high chance of him hitting something that will fuck him up. Ex: Bottom of pool, as well as that rock.

[–]RandomredditHero 0 points1 point ago

How is he so calm.....

[–]catrapredder 0 points1 point ago

I really hope it de-broomed before impact.

[–]sh2248 0 points1 point ago

Is there a photo of him after he landed?

[–]blink182_allday 1 point2 points ago

Harry hit the gym

[–]PterodactylGang 0 points1 point ago

fuck me thats high.

[–]amspi24 1 point2 points ago

It's definitely 'YER a wizard, Harry!'

[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point ago

looks like hes jumping into the shallow end..it appears there is a stair in the curve of the pool right there so i figure 14 or so foot drop into less than 4 foot of water..its gonna hurt.

[–]Boyofdestiny001 0 points1 point ago

Is that dude on the ground wearing an Ash Ketchum hat?

[–]Dagheloot 0 points1 point ago

He can apparate right before he hits the water. Nerd reference.

[–]highastrees 0 points1 point ago

No one else mentioned yet: Nice choice of beer!

[–]SeanDougherty86 0 points1 point ago

The risk/reward ratio seems a little off in this picture

[–]floppyears57 1 point2 points ago

The crazy thing is, he actually jumped out of a window on a broom. The funny thing is, the pool was photoshopped.

[–]NumbersGuy 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/qWBe8.png

I don't know when, I don't know how. But this may prove to be of use to some of you. It may even save your life.

[–]TheHangoverCure 1 point2 points ago

This is the difference between him an the rest of his competition. He just has such great composure all the way through his routine. Excellent execution. 15.72/16.50

Edit: too high to type. Back to r/trees I go.

[–]standupstanddown 0 points1 point ago

The look on his face is priceless. I also enjoy that the imgur link ends in "ow."

[–]Bonix420 -1 points0 points ago

I'm Harry and welcome to Jackass!

[–]canadian028 0 points1 point ago

NSFW for language, but relevant http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJ_DeT-c3M

[–]tylerwatt12 0 points1 point ago

[–]princessmero 0 points1 point ago

Will you marry me?

[–]KingChocolate 0 points1 point ago

Damn Harry, you're such a fucking bro

[–]coreyisthename 0 points1 point ago

This seems incredibly dangerous.

[–]fdott 0 points1 point ago

Now you're a cripple, Harry!

[–]zenaly 0 points1 point ago

nice photoshop.

[–]greathornedowl 0 points1 point ago

For a second, I thought there were two people on the ground. A brunette in a black dress leaning over trying not to watch the horror unfold. But I'm about a [7] now.

[–]fubbington 0 points1 point ago

How was the funeral?

[–]justinecruz 0 points1 point ago

That's odd. No offense man, but those feet! It's like a gay with a huge upper body on a flying broom!

[–]almost_cr8z 0 points1 point ago

My mouth dropped-Easy Harry!

[–]pachezilla -1 points0 points ago

Harry did some SS before going to Hogwarts, didn't he?

[–]JacksonFish -1 points0 points ago

Lesuire dive! Nice style!

[–]delilahrose 0 points1 point ago

you're a eunuch, harry

[–]evilxerox 0 points1 point ago

is it just me, or does it look like hes coming up a little short...

[–]PrisonJesus -1 points0 points ago

I love how his faces just says "yeah, you're jealous." makes me wonder about the conversations he had that led up to this though...

[–]seatoke 0 points1 point ago

if he came out the window that's impressive

if he went off the roof, that's gonna be painful

[–]trolli_baba 1 point2 points ago

inner city minority kids are more likely to die in a case of mistaken identity during a gang drive by shooting.

suburban white kids....well, this.

[–]Proclaim_the_Name 0 points1 point ago

Your legs are broken, Harry!

[–]twoktwok 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, what if he fell and hit that rock...

[–]AccidentalPedant 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen anyone that cut with a farmer's tan before.

[–]Bobert92x 0 points1 point ago

I love the decorative boulder next to the pool.

[–]Choam 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]MySwagga91 0 points1 point ago

The pain must have been way worth it! Haha

[–]RunicGuardian 0 points1 point ago

Is he a buff wizard? Answer the question.

[–]fancydad 0 points1 point ago

...then died

[–]SmokeTreeRideDragons 0 points1 point ago

The coma started thr second he got that idea.

[–]Mr_Ibericus 0 points1 point ago

I feel like that pool isn't deep enough for that jump to be safe.

[–]dlay 0 points1 point ago

I want to see the next picture.

[–]WhiteKnight0194 -1 points0 points ago

And todays Darwin award goes to buff wizard guy

[–]conspiracy_thug 0 points1 point ago

i want to skate that pool and do a smith stall on the rock.

[–]Sengura 0 points1 point ago

That pool destroyed the illusion!

[–]poopbackwards -1 points0 points ago

Why is Ash laying out by that pool?

[–]dondon13 0 points1 point ago

waiting for a WTF post as a followup...

[–]timberwolfe 0 points1 point ago

My desire to replicate this is too high for my own safety

[–]fartsandcraps666 -1 points0 points ago

Thats dangerous.

[–]robo23 1 point2 points ago

I guess he has never seen that video where the guy dives and splits his face in half.

[–]Dandamanten 0 points1 point ago

That looks so fucking dangerous

[–]thokk2 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, wrong Harry...

[–]Entangling_Toots 0 points1 point ago

[–]partypeanut4 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully he doesn't hit the boulder instead. THAT would hurt.

[–]skillzedmuff1nsnomz 0 points1 point ago

*you're slizzered Harry

[–]Wookbaca -1 points0 points ago

Dumb ass

[–]WyWy1234 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if he really is flying

[–]bacon_sniper 0 points1 point ago

you sirs are, HOT!!

[–]Freebird99 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of that one youtube video when Hagrid is like "You're a faggot, Harry!"

[–]Markymark36 0 points1 point ago

I really hope that pool is deeper than the avg home pool

[–]Camr7 0 points1 point ago

I assume tequila was involved?

[–]BlackWithAVengeance 0 points1 point ago

  1. Photoshop pool out
  2. ????
  3. Profit

[–]loliver10 0 points1 point ago

That is the best way to sit to watch a good friend die, I'd say.

[–]fireseed_ 0 points1 point ago

balls crack in 3, 2, 1, ...

[–]TinFoilWizardHat 0 points1 point ago

And then Jeff died from severe rectal trauma.

[–]troymckin 0 points1 point ago

By the calm and collected look on him and his friends face, I feel like he has done this before.

[–]Inphinityy 0 points1 point ago

For those who don't know. expectro patronum, what's that sound like, the meaning... expect...ing patro (father) so expecting father. And when you watch the movie what does it look like ;)? Sadly after this I don't think he'll be able to cast that spell again.

[–]Sneegro-damus 0 points1 point ago

His "broom" is about to have a bad encounter with a wet Whomping Willow

[–]Eddyoshi 0 points1 point ago

that must have hurt real bad once he reached the bottom

[–]ThisIsOriginalUser 0 points1 point ago

You forgot to mention the guy on the left wearing Ash Ketchum's hat.

[–]treefox 0 points1 point ago

[–]Dankycheese 0 points1 point ago

That looks incredibly safe

[–]MyFriendsRDinosaurs 0 points1 point ago

Fucking badass!!! HAHAHA

[–]Dickybow 0 points1 point ago

"OK take five, try not smacking into the side of the pool this time heh?"

[–]EndlessBlueSkies 0 points1 point ago

How deep is that deep end?
...Oh gosh, I hope that's the deep end.

[–]PotPatron -1 points0 points ago

I'm sure that keg influenced Harry, don't drink and fly bruh.

[–]doughboy011 -1 points0 points ago

nice photoshop. see the different shading in the man compared to the house?

[–]theDigitalNinja 0 points1 point ago

I would have totally cropped it right at the pool.

[–]bronymobile 0 points1 point ago

This kills the testicals.

[–]Miss_Cracker 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaa best harry potter pic ever!

[–]Agent_Volkoff -1 points0 points ago

Your a cripple Happy

[–]mycoolname -1 points0 points ago

[–]ShiyoxTheAlicorn 0 points1 point ago

Someone is going to photoshop this sooner or later.

[–]Pika237 0 points1 point ago

Did... Did he die?

[–]KingDP 1 point2 points ago

"Did you get the shot? No do it again!"

[–]sympathyvoid 0 points1 point ago

"I'm so high right now bro"