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[–]Jungl3 391 points392 points ago

Has manners, dresses well, gets high, wakes up in the morning brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack. My name's Jack, I don't know what this entails but I'm liking the sound of her.

[–]Jipalio 161 points162 points ago

ehh, I don't man Kesha is the kind of girl you can smell just by looking at her.

[–]HigherFive 57 points58 points ago

LSD is one helluva drug.

nedit: Hey, Chromium doesn't disagree that "helluva" is a word. Neat.

[–]caindaddy 30 points31 points ago

Your love is my drug

[–]HigherFive 9 points10 points ago

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[–]eatfreely 11 points12 points ago

I'm so high right now. Thank you.

[–]imtheprofessor -1 points0 points ago

Relevant

[–]applewagon 24 points25 points ago

No one on acid acts like Kesha. Kesha seems more like pill popping, cocaine-snorting, topped with tequila kind of trash.

[–]HigherFive 34 points35 points ago

No, no. You seem to have misunderstood me. See, LSD can induce synesthesia. And a person experiencing synesthesia might see smells or smell sights - what Jipalio was joking about.

[–]applewagon 36 points37 points ago

Welp, that went real far over my head.

[–]ImJustJokingCalmDown 27 points28 points ago

Seems like you're pretty stupid

[–]applewagon 37 points38 points ago

I AM PERFECTLY CALM.

[–]prince_of_tacoma 1 point2 points ago

How common is LSD-induced synesthesia? Do most people get it when they trip or is it rare? I've always wanted to see sounds.

[–]DickInCeilingFan 1 point2 points ago

Well, I've never had it. But I've only dropped twice.

[–]j0rbsh 0 points1 point ago

personally I never did from LSD, but morning glory seeds produced very vivid visuals for me. I was laying on my bed with the lights off listening to some new music I had never heard, and I could see the notes on a scale with different colors representing different sounds and it floated in time through the air. I also talked to God that night, turned out to be the TV. *edit: morning glory seeds contain LSA

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    [–]Vectoor 2 points3 points ago

    She's basically an Einstein.

    [–]Poncyhair 2 points3 points ago

    wikitionary entry

    Pretty much for reals now

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      [–]JimboJimboSlicee 5 points6 points ago

      That's just the glitter.

      [–]Kentravyon 3 points4 points ago

      Layer of bleach between the second and third condom?

      [–]snakeman2058 2 points3 points ago

      Pretty sure bleach kills latex

      [–]fuckingcaptcha 15 points16 points ago

      This kills the condom

      [–]NyranK 3 points4 points ago

      Bleach has a negative effect on my erections, too.

      [–]taybagg88 1 point2 points ago

      It gets the stains out though

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        [–]TheRealYM 9 points10 points ago

        As a fellow Jack, I can confirm that my name is also Jack.

        [–]VickyStElmo 7 points8 points ago

        My name's Marley

        [–]Careless_Con 38 points39 points ago

        I'm not sure if you're joking about that, but to be frank, this sounds like an awesome girl to me.

        Unfortunately, some people can't tell the difference between being a respectful, fun-loving girl with style and being an entitled bitch who gets alcohol poisoning at 16 because she has no self-control.

        [–]Skylighter 33 points34 points ago

        You mean you can't know everything about a person based on a spam image posted on their Facebook?

        [–]CranberryBogMonster 0 points1 point ago

        Don't tell that to angsty judgmental virgin teenagers on reddit! You'll break their stride!

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            [–]JLish 1 point2 points ago

            I know right.

            [–]jackdapogo 1 point2 points ago

            There's only room for one Jack in this town!

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              [–]snap_wilson 113 points114 points ago

              "Kill yourself." That's clever.

              [–]TotalBro420 2 points3 points ago

              DAE hate stuff?

              [–]Jwpt 133 points134 points ago

              Die like Cobain.

              [–]MagneticPolystyrene 90 points91 points ago

              Amy Winehouse*

              [–]neostead2000 56 points57 points ago

              Marilyn Monroe*

              [–]NamelessPurity 75 points76 points ago

              My personal respect for the deceased*

              [–]ilovetodance 34 points35 points ago

              My friend actually said the way Marilyn Monroe died was glamorous. When I tried to tell her it's not and that she was an addict just like all other addicts she responded with "But when you're a celebrity it's different". I swear my generation...

              [–]TheAriaWithin 16 points17 points ago

              There is conspiracy as to whether she was murdered or not. Is that glamorous enough?

              [–]MrChurchSir 9 points10 points ago

              She was murdered by herself.

              [–]EvanYork 1 point2 points ago

              Like that girl in Dekalb who killed, raped, and burned her own corpse in the woods last year.

              [–]MrChurchSir 0 points1 point ago

              That's what you get for living in Dekalb.

              [–]EvanYork 1 point2 points ago

              I get a lot of things for living there.

              [–]TheShader 9 points10 points ago

              Our culture as a whole has an unnatural obsession with celebrities, and it's in no way restricted to any generation. We put them up on a pedestal as bring above your average citizen in terms of personal responsibility, and people forget that they're people just like everyone else.

              [–]fuckingcaptcha 9 points10 points ago

              It's true. Marilyn Monroe pooped.

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              [–]beer30 3 points4 points ago

              I see what you did there.

              [–]TheRealYM 1 point2 points ago

              Everyone poops.

              [–]Ameisen 7 points8 points ago

              Nobody poops but you.

              [–]TheRealYM 5 points6 points ago

              Wait really?

              [–]dioxholster 2 points3 points ago

              yes, we didnt want you to find out before so we installed toilets wherever you went

              [–]analogkid01 10 points11 points ago

              Didn't she die by a barbituate-laced enema?

              [–]MisterYouAreSoDumb 7 points8 points ago

              Ohh, that doesn't sound fun at all...

              [–]MrChurchSir 1 point2 points ago

              It's better than it sounds. A dude was nailing her, right? So, he pulls Captain Happy out, dips him in Luminal, and sticks it up the poop chute.

              [–]HandeyOJack 0 points1 point ago

              That is some pretty epic shit if that's true.

              "How was your day?"

              "Eh, not bad I think I fucked Marilyn Monroe to death. You?"

              [–]neostead2000 0 points1 point ago

              I know that feeling bro

              [–]weenerhole 6 points7 points ago

              2pac*

              [–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 0 points1 point ago

              Jimi Hendrix

              [–]Lawd_of_Spoons 0 points1 point ago

              Whitney Houston*

              [–]UncleTedGenneric 0 points1 point ago

              Horshack* :(

              [–]eric0rr 1 point2 points ago

              John F. Kennedy*

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                [–]Bamba1260 1 point2 points ago

                Who would murder a girl like that?

                [–]RichardsonSam 0 points1 point ago

                *Lennon

                [–]prince_of_tacoma 0 points1 point ago

                Die Like A Rockstar

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                  [–]gammatide 118 points119 points ago

                  The worst thing about this is that apparently a fair majority of people on Reddit think you should kill yourself for enjoying your life when you're what looks to be 16 years old.

                  [–]onfia 18 points19 points ago

                  Its more about posting stupid shit to facebook to look cool or something.

                  [–]RedAnarchist 22 points23 points ago

                  As opposed to butting into facebook conversations where someone asks people to pray for their grandma and you explain god isn't real and prayer is useless.

                  Yeah that stupid Facebook shit is totally downvoted on Reddit and never on the same page.

                  [–]victore992 3 points4 points ago

                  As opposed to posting stupid shit to Reddit to look cool or something?

                  [–]SolidRaiden 0 points1 point ago

                  the majority of a Reddit are lonely hermits that hate everyone, it's pretty obvious by what comments and content tend to get upvoted the most.

                  [–]megarusty 0 points1 point ago

                  Hey man 16 year old here. I can safely say I wish to have no affiliation with anyone who "Acts like a princess, Looks like Barbie, Smokes like Marley or Parties like Ke$ha". Don't get me wrong weed is great and all and I'm all for legalization, but it's absolutely fucking stupid to start at 16.

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                    [–]Herollit 169 points170 points ago

                    i actually see nothing wrong with a girl acting like this

                    [–]jiubling 28 points29 points ago

                    I would be impressed if a chick could act like a Princess while smoking Blunts and Joints many times a day, and getting drunk in the morning. And on top of that maintaining a pristine physical appearance.

                    But really I think people just are disturbed by the values this image promotes.

                    [–]madamimadamimadam 142 points143 points ago

                    Yeah, I'm gonna agree with you here. Reddit seems to be jumping on some weird bandwagon where women aren't allowed to be hedonistic or capitalize on their appearance unless Reddit wants them to be.

                    [–]clubdepizza 41 points42 points ago

                    I don't know, if I saw a girl that looked like a Barbie doll I'd probably call an ambulance.

                    [–]madamimadamimadam 73 points74 points ago

                    Yup, because we're being completely literal here in our definitions. You should literally act like the offspring of royalty and drink heavily before belting into an autotuning device, all while not being able to bend your knees or elbows.

                    Don't be pedantic.

                    [–]RHSC 14 points15 points ago

                    mmmmm... shallow and pedantic.

                    [–]IDontShareMyUsername 2 points3 points ago

                    Pedantic: the best type of pens.

                    [–]WateryPenisButter 2 points3 points ago

                    Don't be a buzz kill.

                    [–]clubdepizza 1 point2 points ago

                    Some people just take things too far, that's all.

                    [–]paintthisred 1 point2 points ago

                    if you can still bend your knees and elbows, you're not partying hard enough.

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                      [–]palpablescalpel 5 points6 points ago

                      She's not even "capitalizing on her appearance," really. The only one of these that even has anything to do with appearance is 'look like Barbie' and it's not implying that she'd get anything special out of it. But yeah, I'm all for everything this post suggests (you know, if she's into that).

                      [–]Tillhony -1 points0 points ago

                      Of course, shes not talking about science and stuff.

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                        [–]Apply_For_Creddit 27 points28 points ago

                        Who cares about any of this? So fucking stupid. Redditors would fuck anything, fact!

                        [–]TruthRage 4 points5 points ago

                        Correct...but wether we run or stay after we ejaculate our semen all over her tits is the real question..and in this case it is sadly NOPE

                        [–]NottaGrammerNasi 3 points4 points ago

                        I think what you're describing is the difference between a one night stand and a woman you bring home to meet your mother.

                        [–]Captain___Obvious 5 points6 points ago

                        fact

                        [–]am4zon 2 points3 points ago

                        DM;HS

                        [–]kousi 4 points5 points ago

                        ITT: BHD

                        [–]devourke 5 points6 points ago

                        I had to google this to find out what it meant and apparently there's a lot of bad hair days in this thread.

                        [–]kousi 5 points6 points ago

                        Bahaha, love it. I meant butt hurt dweller, but excellent nonetheless.

                        [–]devourke 2 points3 points ago

                        Oooooohhhhhhhh, yeah that makes a lot more sense.

                        [–]darklight12345 3 points4 points ago

                        heres where it goes wrong

                        acts like a princess - person assumes it's the stuck up spoiled brat kind looks like a barbie - covered in make up, impossibly thin. Smokes like marley - some people hate smoking Acts like kesha - drunk past the point where it's fun, gets in tons of emberassing situations

                        I would bet money at least 3/4s of everyone who sees this imagines THAT or at least some of those. Possibly with some variations like "So the optimum girl is a barbie huh? made of plastic and does whatever the guy wants?" or similar.

                        Then there are the few that was originally made for, who sees only the positive side of things.

                        [–]yackerman 6 points7 points ago

                        I do. Whenever a girl calls herself a "princess," it usually means she thinks she's the center of the world. Barbie is overfeminized and has a disproportionate body. If a girl actually looked like Barbie, it would be pretty weird.

                        As far as the other two, go for it.

                        [–]TheBourbinator 0 points1 point ago

                        I concur.

                        [–]KingGorilla 0 points1 point ago

                        I think my problem is the looking like barbie and acting like a princess. Might cake on the make up and be high maintenance

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                          [–]Jakeron 9 points10 points ago

                          run like a KENYAN

                          [–]devourke 8 points9 points ago

                          GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY

                          [–]the9trances 0 points1 point ago

                          PREPOSTERONE!

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                            [–]KingWhompus 35 points36 points ago

                            Am I the only one that thinks Ke$ha's name looks like shit smeared on a wall?

                            [–]SparklepireBETCH 10 points11 points ago

                            Accurate.

                            [–]Jestified 5 points6 points ago

                            With glitter sprinkled on top.

                            [–]gonopro -1 points0 points ago

                            nice.

                            [–]alanpugh 43 points44 points ago

                            You know, I really hate girls that act classy, are attractive, can be mellow but also know how to party. Yeah, those sound like the worst kind of girls. /s

                            [–]StrongCoffeh 19 points20 points ago

                            err I assumed the titles were modern. as in, when a girl acts like a 2012 princess she's being an entitled twat, not a lovely well mannered lady. and when she dresses like Barbie, it's not 1960's class, it's a shit ton of makeup, 4 inch skirt, and 5 inch heels. smoke weed like marley? all right. but that still seems a bit more reminiscent of the #yolo crowd than actual smokers. and kesha.. don't need to argue that one

                            i prolly wouldn't say 'kill yourself' but the hand gesture is about right. like "how bout you take a step back?"

                            [–]CoughTunt 2 points3 points ago

                            If you party like Kesha you are certainly not acting classy. And just because you smoke a shit ton it doesn't make you mellow.

                            [–]thesundeity 4 points5 points ago

                            i think its kesha that pushed it over. kesha isnt knowing how to party, kesha is just trash.

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                              [–]goblinpiledriver 60 points61 points ago

                              Shift up 2!

                              Act like Marley, Look like kesha (optional), smoke like a princess (not at all), and come on barbie let's go party.

                              considerably less rage inducing, and they can keep their temporary idols.

                              [–]DerpyWhale 33 points34 points ago

                              So be chill, look good, don't smoke and party it up with a guy made of plastic.

                              So close.

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                                [–]elderezlo 15 points16 points ago

                                Anatomically, if they look like Barbie, that won't be an issue.

                                [–]Willcagney313 1 point2 points ago

                                this is why sometimes I wonder my point of existence on this planet, and why I'm not a molecule of some toxic gas in Jupiter's red spot.

                                [–]darkmafia069 1 point2 points ago

                                Idk I think this is my dream girl my dude.

                                [–]BobLeBuilDerp 9 points10 points ago

                                I see we're fighting tumblr posts by added le 9gag me-me's? Why is this post being upvoted, it's stupid.

                                [–]biowtf 2 points3 points ago

                                No one knows why shit like this is being upvoted on r/funny every day. The top comments are always hating. I think it's some sort of raid to take us down from within.

                                [–]vonbw 1 point2 points ago

                                The top comments are always hating. I think it's some sort of raid to take us down from within.

                                Haha. Naw man. IT's just reddit. God. I would never want to visit reddit island.

                                [–]BobLeBuilDerp 0 points1 point ago

                                I think if theyre going to take us down, the best way would be buying EVERYONE reddit gold and posting more cats.

                                [–]cosmoose 24 points25 points ago

                                Don't worry. They're already dead on the inside.

                                [–]godofallcows 22 points23 points ago

                                OP smells of virgin.

                                [–]grayaus[S] 2 points3 points ago

                                I am ;-;

                                [–]godofallcows 2 points3 points ago

                                Try dousing yourself in axe body spray and hair gel. Guaranteed to work.

                                [–]the9trances 1 point2 points ago

                                Ha-ha!

                                [–]QuesoSc2 2 points3 points ago

                                I must commend you for your diligence in isolating and identifying the odor of the unsullied

                                [–]jimmypopali 12 points13 points ago

                                Points 3 and 4 cancel point 1 out.

                                [–]calebrelee 4 points5 points ago

                                To be honest, I'd love this combination.

                                [–]123draw 4 points5 points ago

                                Hook me up with the body, sounds like my dream girl.

                                [–]parkadactyl 14 points15 points ago

                                There is an ironically ridiculous amount of hate that comes from this site.

                                [–]trakam 2 points3 points ago

                                Why is that ironic?

                                [–]parkadactyl 6 points7 points ago

                                Reddit is supposedly (barring /r/politics) an open-minded and tolerant community.

                                [–]trakam 9 points10 points ago

                                Who told you that?

                                [–]redflag45 3 points4 points ago

                                I dont think labeling the whole site a bunch of hate-mongers over one image mocking a dumb facebook post is really fair of you.

                                [–]parkadactyl 3 points4 points ago

                                It's the justification of posts like OP's which contribute to the problem. It's not just this post.

                                [–]parkadactyl 3 points4 points ago

                                It's the justification of posts like OP's which contribute to the problem. It's not just this post. Imagine the reaction to a similar post replacing the sayings with something about atheists/science/cats/democrats and ending with a 'Kill Yourself' and a 'Please do'.

                                [–]PropMonkey 0 points1 point ago

                                Well, you know what they say about uh, supposeding.

                                [–]tistadly 9 points10 points ago

                                Does anyone else not find it funny when, even jokingly, people tell someone else to kill themselves? It's disgusting..

                                [–]dustlesswalnut 0 points1 point ago

                                Depends on the person. My friends and I tell each other to kill ourselves all the time, but it's all in good fun.

                                I don't believe it's something one should say to a stranger, though. People can be mighty sensitive.

                                [–]im_too_literal 3 points4 points ago

                                People can be mighty sensitive.

                                And sometimes they have reasons for it.

                                A friend of mine lost her husband of a week when he was hit by a drunk driver. She was, understandably, horrifically depressed, but she tries to handle that by acting bubbly. We were out sometime having fun while she was being her I'm-hiding-the-fact-that-my-life-fell-apart self when someone said a few tables over "geez, that girl is so annoying she should just kill herself."

                                Her parents had to put her on suicide watch later that week.

                                [–]dustlesswalnut 2 points3 points ago

                                I'm very personally aware of the real horrors of suicide. My mom attempted it more times than I can count, the most memorable being when I woke up to her clawing at her bedroom door when I was in the fourth grade. She was dead when the paramedics arrived, though they revived her.

                                Sometimes the only way to get over something horrible is to joke about it. It takes a lot of it's power away. To ridicule that which you fear or that which has hurt you can be very psychologically beneficial.

                                The situation you described was not a joke, it was an asshole telling a person they've never met to commit suicide.

                                [–]tistadly 0 points1 point ago

                                Among friends, it's a bit more "acceptable" but it's still pretty dark humor. To say it to a random person, or person you stereotype and don't really know, it's just a dick thing to say, you don't know what that person is doing or anything... I'd imagine you would feel pretty awful if you found out said person actually did kill themself.

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                                  [–]bureX 5 points6 points ago

                                  Where is that suit guy from originally?

                                  Every time I see him "no"-ing something I feel much better.

                                  [–]awdes 2 points3 points ago

                                  On facebook a page names You're* made it. This is a bad copy

                                  [–]bureX 0 points1 point ago

                                  I remember that one, but I was talking about the real origin of that guy... was he on a propaganda poster or something?

                                  [–]IcedJack 3 points4 points ago

                                  Is telling people to kill themselves really that funny?

                                  [–]qasman 3 points4 points ago

                                  Yes, telling people to kill themselves is funny. Hilarious.

                                  [–]spoleto 3 points4 points ago

                                  Oh my god. Who the hell cares?

                                  [–]obadetona 1 point2 points ago

                                  As a guy, I'd be pretty happy to live like that. Apart from the Barbie bit of course

                                  [–]gulpeg 3 points4 points ago

                                  Masturbate like Michael Hutchence!!

                                  [–]AnthAttack 0 points1 point ago

                                  She should switch "party like kesha" and "smoke like marley" and it would rhyme

                                  [–]yep45 0 points1 point ago

                                  -Princess

                                  -Barbie

                                  -Bob Marley

                                  -Ke$ha

                                  one of these things is not like the other...

                                  [–]louster200 1 point2 points ago

                                  ...I think it's Ke$ha.

                                  [–]yep45 0 points1 point ago

                                  I felt like the demographic this was aimed at wouldn't exactly identify with Bob Marley for much except weed

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                                    [–]I_Hate_Reddit_ 0 points1 point ago

                                    haters

                                    [–]yackerman 2 points3 points ago

                                    Tell a teenage girl to kill herself.

                                    Kill yourself.

                                    [–]WickedMystic 0 points1 point ago

                                    Like Ohlin

                                    [–]Hu_dat -1 points0 points ago

                                    The Ke$ha one looks like shit someone fingerpainted on a bathroom wall.

                                    [–]trakam -1 points0 points ago

                                    She parties hard!

                                    [–]Tretyal 1 point2 points ago

                                    The yellow spots are corn :)

                                    [–]forbearance -1 points0 points ago

                                    Like a Farley?

                                    [–]The_Great_Kal -1 points0 points ago

                                    I'd be okay if the last two lines were switched so it at least rhymed.

                                    [–]Babblerabla -1 points0 points ago

                                    Is that Kesha's feces on the wall?

                                    [–]Melancholy_Chill -1 points0 points ago

                                    She sounds fun.

                                    [–]Jareth86 -1 points0 points ago

                                    What's a Drincess?

                                    [–]ylime32 1 point2 points ago

                                    Does it look like the name Kesha is written in poop? Anyone else see that?

                                    [–]redzdevilz 1 point2 points ago

                                    Makes sense.

                                    [–]Tetelesthai 0 points1 point ago

                                    What? Those four things are like, mutually exclusive or something.

                                    [–]cjZombie 0 points1 point ago

                                    Is it me or does the color the lettering in Kesha's name look like it was written with shit.

                                    [–]necromundus 0 points1 point ago

                                    Like Kurt Cobain

                                    [–]ZalRed 0 points1 point ago

                                    like cobain?

                                    sorry.

                                    [–]xhephaestusx 0 points1 point ago

                                    kill yourself like cobain?

                                    but for there's no inherent problem there, except that ke$ha is kind of a slut

                                    [–]vonbw 0 points1 point ago

                                    but for there's no inherent problem there, except that ke$ha is kind of a slut

                                    Haha. What?

                                    [–]Epicshark 1 point2 points ago

                                    I really fucking hate that meme.

                                    [–]tokerdytoke -1 points0 points ago

                                    no girls like this on reddit.

                                    [–]etothepowerofipi 1 point2 points ago

                                    I seriously think that partying like Kesha is a problem. Most people don't have the kind of financial security that she has. Call me a butthurt, no fun, try hard if you wish but prioritizing that is not a good thing.

                                    [–]JSh1v3 0 points1 point ago

                                    Boy, that escalated rather quickly.

                                    [–]RossLH 0 points1 point ago

                                    Masturbate like a Carradine.

                                    [–]drplump 0 points1 point ago

                                    I wish all girls had no genitals just like barbie! If they act like they are above all other women because of their incestual blood line EVEN BETTER!

                                    [–]bluereaper75 -1 points0 points ago

                                    PLEASE

                                    [–]whatisinmyhead -1 points0 points ago

                                    this post is anti-weed. reported.

                                    [–]MotoBall -1 points0 points ago

                                    Sorry, but other than the Marley part, you just described every ex-girlfriend I've ever had....maybe that's why they're ex's.

                                    [–]jfb423 0 points1 point ago

                                    ...like Kobain???

                                    [–]dustlesswalnut 1 point2 points ago

                                    A person like that wouldn't be my cup of tea, but their actions in no way affect me, so I couldn't care less.

                                    [–]tjsurf246 0 points1 point ago

                                    Kesha is written with poop lol

                                    [–]ebalen 0 points1 point ago

                                    like Kurt Cobain

                                    [–]PropMonkey 0 points1 point ago

                                    My cousin likes to tell people "kill yourself" for some pretty silly things. Recently, his brother gave it a whirl, I wonder how if affected his vocabulary.

                                    [–]MischievousPickle 0 points1 point ago

                                    Ronald agrees

                                    [–]poorlythoughoutname 0 points1 point ago

                                    My cousin posted this on Facebook... Kinda ruined it for me.

                                    [–]TheIrreverend 0 points1 point ago

                                    Is anyone else as upset as me that this wasn't arranged so that Barbie and Marley were lines 2 and 4 so that it would rhyme?

                                    [–]smasters908 1 point2 points ago

                                    The third one ain't so bad.

                                    [–]texan5055 -1 points0 points ago

                                    Hate female douches like this. They inhabit most hip clubs, or "ultra lounges" in most major cities. Avoid at all costs

                                    [–]Shniggles 1 point2 points ago

                                    Look like Barbie, eh? I have a few naked, mutilated, dirty-haired, hot-chocolate-spilled-on-Barbie Barbies somewhere in my dungeo- I mean basement.

                                    [–]StayGoldDal 0 points1 point ago

                                    Lol Kesha

                                    [–]FapFrog97 1 point2 points ago

                                    I'm not proud to say that but i saw this on 9gag before. http://m.9gag.com/gag/5043796

                                    [–]Hobbicus -1 points0 points ago

                                    Doesn't matter. It's automatically better on Reddit.

                                    [–]Lleamen 0 points1 point ago

                                    /r/funny is just 9GAG in a different wrapper now anyways. It's full of unfunny shit and reposts by people who just want their precious karma.

                                    [–]camelcrusher -1 points0 points ago

                                    I would have preferred "Shoot like Cobain."

                                    [–]ypsy 1 point2 points ago

                                    This was the first thing I've really laughed at in a long time. Thank you. This really meant a lot to me.

                                    [–]Turtley 0 points1 point ago

                                    If I see someone walking down the streets who look like barbie, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.

                                    [–]Shortbusbandit420 0 points1 point ago

                                    Get this lame shit out of here.

                                    [–]drumart 1 point2 points ago

                                    It looks like 'Kesha' has been smeared in sparkly dogshit

                                    [–]The_F_uckin_B_I 0 points1 point ago

                                    this picture is missing "if you" on the top.

                                    [–]bradysambrano 0 points1 point ago

                                    This is one of my favorite posts on Reddit ever.

                                    [–]neostead2000 0 points1 point ago

                                    Dude....yes, great song

                                    [–]eamantite 0 points1 point ago

                                    "Ke$ha wrote her name in shit again guys, who the fuck invited her?"

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