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[–]thishappenseverytime 286 points287 points ago

Parenting will be easy said no one ever.

[–]11oops 28 points29 points ago

Hah, bullshit. Now, "'parenting will be easy' said no one with kids ever" might be accurate, but a lot of young couples (or lovestruck teens) preparing for their first child have said it'll be easy.

[–]buntingsnook 25 points26 points ago

No. No they haven't. Not ones who actually were trying to have a kid.

[–]Cepheia 1 point2 points ago

I was and am a young parent.

I've never once, ever, in my entire life so far, heard that "parenting will be easy." Not even from my teenage friends trying to have kids too young.

"I know it's going to be hard, but I love kids! I'll make it work." Is more along the lines of what I often heard.

[–]ShotMarvinInTheFace 540 points541 points ago

It looks like someone just threw the kid at the dresser after he shit himself.

[–]CHAINSAW_GUTSFUCK 145 points146 points ago

That is a hilarious observation. I cannot stop laughing...

[–]RainbowBrushie 119 points120 points ago

[–]Polaris_Sun 17 points18 points ago

I'm glad this isn't 4chan, otherwise I would never click on that link.

[–]rnrigfts 13 points14 points ago

To the life and memory of the Diddily Man,

who would wander around and juggle peoples

newborns completely naked. You inspired us

through laughter and remarkable coordination.

May your soul live on in nudity. You will truly be

missed.

[–]rdavis022 39 points40 points ago

ah, the good ol' Sandusky statue.

[–]theblackraven 17 points18 points ago

[–]Kowboooy 4 points5 points ago

they just don't get it

[–]ConvictedCow 11 points12 points ago

LEARN HOW TO USE THE POTTY DAMMIT!!

[–]Thanatos_Rex 26 points27 points ago

[–]wooden_spoon 17 points18 points ago

He was holding an enormous shit in and braced for it once failure was imminent by covering his ass with his hands. The force of the shit ripped right through the diaper and sent the child flying. The shit slammed into the dresser. The child clawed around the room in agony before succumbing to exhaustion.

[–]AsskickMcGee 4 points5 points ago

That picture just got 10 times more hilarious.

[–]ScumMagnet 58 points59 points ago

This happened to me last week. I heard my daughter laughing...I walked into her room and she'd lifted the mattress in her crib and held it back...while simultaneously shitting through the wire rack underneath onto the white carpet. Not just normal shit, either. Full on liquid. We stared at each other for a good thirty seconds in silence. Also she likes to vomit in her shoes.

[–]KosherNazi 87 points88 points ago

Time for an exorcism

[–]trichme 4 points5 points ago

Almost choked on a bunch of Cheetos when I read this.

[–]PickleParty 11 points12 points ago

This right here will prevent me from having children for some time to come. You have demon children.

[–]Chris952 54 points55 points ago

This is bringing back some memories of college

[–]uhmerikin 69 points70 points ago

My wife and I have our first kid on the way, and seeing things like this terrify me.

[–]SeymourLevov 86 points87 points ago

when i had my first, i was scared of these things happening....

3 kids in, i've had a kid throw up directly into my mouth, i've had to scamper out of barnes and noble, diarrhea trailing (i felt so bad, by the time i cleaned the kid up the store was already cleaning it up) and once had to change the clothes of a kid who threw up on himself in a Nebraska truck stop bathroom with porn mags all over the floor...i sat on the floor myself, changing him in my lap, so he wouldn't have to touch any surface of that bathroom...but these, plus the hundreds of disgusting things you have to do as a parent every week simply don't compare to what love you will feel for your kid.

[–]Easih 42 points43 points ago

throw up in your mouth.. wtf and jesus

[–]noideaman 21 points22 points ago

I've woken up to my son's wonderful smiling face only to discover that he had removed his freshly soiled (half-digested beans included) diaper and had just got done rolling around under the covers.

[–]Cervical_Mucus 16 points17 points ago

When you have kids, you get pooped, peed and puked on so much, you don't even think much of it after awhile. The first time my sister met my son, he spit-up down her cleavage. Thats what you get for letting your boobies all out!

[–]twoisnotenough 4 points5 points ago

No one but parents understand how much stronger parenting makes us.

[–]El_Camino_SS 1 point2 points ago

Exactly. Mind bullets.

[–]hailunix 58 points59 points ago

Parent of twins here... Two words: Duct tape. When they take their diaper off once you do duct tape on diaper waistline and they don't even try. They don't care and it NEVER comes in contact with their skin, it stays on diaper surface only. It's loose enough for their diaper to not be constricting as well, but not so loose they can pull them off. Alternatives are zippered PJs on backwards.... Our kids only tried the diaper thing at naps and bedtime, rest of the time you can catch them before they get their bottoms off. One time ONE TIME last week I had to remove my son's shorts because he spilled his lunch on them. Removed, daughter starts crying for unrelated reason, I help her, turn 'round and son rounds the corner nude holding his diaper over head saying 'AHHA AHHA'. That point forward I always have the next pair of shorts in hand before I take the current ones off:)

[–]Malthaeus 52 points53 points ago

Zippered PJ's, reach in and fasten a safety pin through the pull down zipper from the inside.

My kids used to finger paint their poop all over the walls each morning. Duct tape? Bah, they figured out how to slide the diapers off over their hips. Sealing them inside the darn PJ's was the only way to get them to stop. My wife would call me at work, sobbing, "They did it AGAIN!".

[–]Cepheia 1 point2 points ago

Time for potty training if they're painting poop on the walls.

Started potty training my son at 13 months and haven't regretted it since. Took him two months to grasp the idea and now he's great at it. Holds it in whenever he can. At his age, 2.5 years, I have to be intuitive on when he'll need to go pee by watching his actions and remembering how much he drank and when... but it is soo worth it.

[–]awhit147 13 points14 points ago

Another father of twins here. My kids just started taking their diapers off. I want to thank you for this ingenious idea and I will be trying it tomorrow.

[–]Cepheia 11 points12 points ago

Start potty training. If your kids are old enough to start playing these games they're old enough to start potty training and have been for a while.

I started potty training my son at 13 months. There's a lot of sitting around and waiting, as with all potty training. Do not reward them with treats or toys, reward them with your happiness.

Be sure to tell them that poop and pee is yucky and gross and that you do NOT ever play with either of them. You play with crayons, paint, playdough but never, ever poop because it will make you SICK. Be very clear of your expectations of them. They won't pull this shit.

Source: My son is two and a half. Never plays with his poo and refers to it as icky and yucky. Goes pee on the potty often and feels very bad when he wets himself if he's without a diaper in between the pool and home.

Potty training tips: The more fluid your kid drinks the more often you'll be running them back and fourth to the potty. At a certain age start taking their diapers off and showing them that they're not wearing a diaper. Make sure they know what diapers are for, to make sure you don't get pee everywhere. Talk to your kid's like they're adults, not like they're babies. Let them know what you want from them and reward them with your smile and praise when they do good. They will want to please you then and will keep doing little things to make you happy. If they're doing it wrong, tell them. Tell them flat out, that's wrong. Don't help them do small things. I spent 20 minutes the other night staring at my kid because he was told to take his shirt off and was being whiny. He got stuck in his shirt and told me to help him and I said no, you can do it yourself. When he finally got it off the smile on his face was so big and I was so proud of him. He now insists on taking his own shirt off and he's great at it. It was SO hard to watch him struggle, but I knew he could do it by himself. Kid's are much smarter than anybody gives them credit for. Also, just buy a potty ring for your toilet. Don't give them special potties unless it's a travel potty that you need for going out. Potette Plus for me and my son. Going on the same toilet you do helps them understand that going to the bathroom on the toilet is what everybody does and soon they'll be wanting to show you they can do it on their own.

[–]blackbitty 9 points10 points ago

Maybe it's time to start potty training?

[–]twoisnotenough 2 points3 points ago

Probably not. Finger painting usually comes waaaay before kids are mature enough to potty train.

[–]EagleGod 12 points13 points ago

What the fuck.. smearing shit all over is known as "finger painting"?

[–]twoisnotenough 3 points4 points ago

Yes. It is. And it is much more common than you might like to think.

[–]Cepheia 2 points3 points ago

Wow.

I started potty training my son at 13 months. He's two and a bit now and refers to his poop as "icky" and insists I wash his hands if he ever accidentally touches his own poop. Which, he doesn't need to insist, but before I can drag him to the bathroom he always does. "Washa-haaadz"

My son hasn't even started finger painting yet.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 2 points3 points ago

I'm a twin, I was the best behaved. In fact, my mom has a picture of me pushing my toilet training thing around butt naked lol.

[–]MrsAnthropy 23 points24 points ago

I have a three year old, and several friends with children all around the same age. None of us have ever encountered something like this. Ever.

[–]twoisnotenough 5 points6 points ago

Really? I don't know any parents who don't have a fun "finger-painting" story.

[–]MrsAnthropy 4 points5 points ago

I asked a few of them on Facebook a little bit ago and one said her daughter accidentally pooped in the bathtub a couple of times, but that was it.

[–]rptwinkie 3 points4 points ago

Thankfully, not all kids did this. My best friend did, but my brother and i never had (WHEW).

[–]El_Camino_SS 1 point2 points ago

The first diaper is the dry heaves. The 500th diaper you could eat a chicken salad sandwich at the same time.

I'm not going to lie. The first six months are hell. Funny sitcom hell. Then after that, they get really cute, and all is well. Just don't leave them in a hot car, okay?

[–]zandersmom 0 points1 point ago

my son never had poop playing problems. i tried to really avoid it, with every diaper change it was,...ewww poops go away, or yucky. every child is diffrent, the only horror story i really have is that my sons first few words included stupid. (thank you aunts) every where we went to everyone was your stupid. you guys will be fine. look at it this way now you will have a little partner in crime, or a 2nd to all video games! its a real adventure from here i can tell you that! and congrats btw!

[–]Dueada 2 points3 points ago

Can't believe how far down i had to go to see this.

[–]Claptrap8 56 points57 points ago

okay..no kids for me. ive decided.

[–]PrimaxAUS 13 points14 points ago

[–]ODA157 11 points12 points ago

Who the fuck said parenting will be easy?

[–]General_Bahlsax 12 points13 points ago

"is that poop or chocolate?" tastes it "it's chocolate."

[–]manfreakez 12 points13 points ago

You called the shit poop.

[–]bear_trap_ouch 86 points87 points ago

That's a pretty shitty dresser.

[–]hammy20455 60 points61 points ago

That carpet choice is crap.

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points ago

Kid looks pooped!

[–]Ianbuckjames 43 points44 points ago

Feces.

[–]smokedogg 14 points15 points ago

The shit must have been so fun he passed out lol.

[–]great_gape 74 points75 points ago

Who told you parenting was easy? Shaniqua Jones?

[–]Ommec 6 points7 points ago

I got 4 people on hold but I can talk.

[–]sigaven 12 points13 points ago

La'Tasha Johnson?

[–]angrytortilla 17 points18 points ago

Courtney?

[–]Tyranichomp 6 points7 points ago

Who needs condoms? THIS is birth control

[–]ConzorPeacock 6 points7 points ago

Party hard.

[–]sparty_party 4 points5 points ago

Parents: what would you actually do in this situation? Like you walk into your child's room and this is the exact scene, what is your actual plan of action. I'm seriously honestly curious what a parent would do if they were presented with this, because I am clueless.

[–]twoisnotenough 24 points25 points ago

Assuming the kid is sleeping peacefully, what you do is this:

1) Take a few moments and sob quietly. Then you collect your cleaning supplies. Get tons of wipes, shopping bags, garbage bags, paper towels, Woolite pet stain remover and disinfecting spray. Disposable gloves are handy if you have some. At this time, you should also enlist the help of any other adults in the home.

2) Wipe away your tears and don your gloves. Remove any bedding or toys that have been affected and put them in bags to be taken to the sink or laundry later. Wipe off all surfaces with wipes, then spray with disinfectant and wipe off with paper towels. I've found that rubbing alcohol is a great disinfectant.

3) Get to work on the carpet with the stain remover and paper towel. You will need those shopping bags to dispose of all the paper towels you go through. This one looks like a 3-roller, to me.

4) Put the laundry in the washer with a cup of bleach (in my experience, it doesn't wash out colors as much as you would think,) BUT do not start it yet, and set the toys soaking in the bathroom sink with some dishsoap and bleach.

5) Dispose of all garbage.

6) Assuming the kid is actually still asleep, you might get to take a break for a few minutes. If he's up, then you need to strip him ASAP and get those clothes into a plastic bag. This step must be completed the moment he wakes up, or he will inevitably spread the shit mess around even more. Wipe the worst of it off him with wipes. Throw the kid in the tub and wash thoroughly. Drain and re-bathe if necessary. Use a nail brush on his nails. If he's upset say, "Mommy is cranky because you touched the poopies. Why is Mommy cranky? Right. Don't touch the poopies."

7) Throw the clothes in the laundry with the bedding, and set it on the hottest, longest cycle possible. Wash your hands thoroughly.

8) Have a glass of wine, even if it is 7 am, and finish crying.

[–]Oceloctopus 4 points5 points ago

I've never been a parent, but I have been a overnight summer camp counselor for a cabin of 12 six year olds, I can confirm this. Emphasis on the drinking regardless of time part... I'll never figure out how they got it on the ceiling so thoroughly... shudder

[–]aborted_cause 35 points36 points ago

I would roll a newspaper up and gently smack their face while saying, "no, bad child" And then maybe put the childs face near the mess so it knows what it did wrong. I'm not a parent but that would be my best guess.

[–]Rysdad 7 points8 points ago

"Honey....?"

[–]ChickWithBrains 22 points23 points ago

My 18month old did this. I put her down for a nap. When it was time to wake up, I heard her giggling in the crib. I decided to just let her play - she sounded so content. 10 minutes later it got quiet and I got worried. So I peeked in. There was poop all over the wall next to her crib. Poopie hand prints were on the drapes. Her diaper was off and she was covered head-to-toe.

My reaction? I closed the door. I was hoping it was some nightmare or optical illusion. But once I opened it again, I knew I needed to clean things up. I looked at the clock first, hoping hubby might be on the way home from work. He wasn't.

I put water in the tub and got my supplies ready. I put trash bags over my hands and picked her up - keeping her at arms length. She got a bath, fresh clothes, and was put in the playpen. I put fresh bags over my hands and grabbed the linens for cleaning. I left the wall and mattress for my hubby. Didn't want him to miss out on precious memories of her childhood. I'm helpful like that.

[–]charol_astra 7 points8 points ago

If I had to guess this was a tantrum thrown from not wanting to take a nap. He could of possibly been new to the toddler bed and thus was free to throw his shit around and then pass out to peaceful slumber after a rage induced shit fit.

[–]award07 6 points7 points ago

at least he's napping...

[–]ratzratz 2 points3 points ago

said no one ever

[–]nohotpocketforu 22 points23 points ago

Reposting will get me karma they said.

[–]zxain 3 points4 points ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows.

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[–]Phenomena_Veronica 4 points5 points ago

I used to babysit 3-year-old twin boys. Once, during naptime, they did this. It is still one of my most horrific memories.

[–]MR_901 1 point2 points ago

to the front page with you

[–]Bullshit_Repost 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]IKilledChronos 5 points6 points ago

Oh god I can taste it

[–]Jeffyfox 2 points3 points ago

You get the same results with ABDL roommates.

[–]TazerSquid 1 point2 points ago

Aftermath of a raw brownie mix bender!

[–]quantiplex 0 points1 point ago

That's the same fucking drawer that I have at home...

[–]troughton 2 points3 points ago

As a parent, shit happens.

[–]WisLonghair 2 points3 points ago

This should be the /r/childfree poster child.

[–]cheesy_ninja45 1 point2 points ago

I got poop wiped on me yesterday.

[–]Creativation 2 points3 points ago

[–]davidk23 1 point2 points ago

He must of got shit faced last night

[–]tiredofthehate 1 point2 points ago

That rug really tied the room together.

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]kempomaster 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]SubtleMockery 1 point2 points ago

No one has EVER said that. EVER.

[–]Batani 1 point2 points ago

who the fuck told you parenting was easy?

[–]Vane_102108 4 points5 points ago

Noooo!! And I'm TRYING to have a baby.. Is should go back on birth control

[–]hazzardjk 5 points6 points ago

Literally LOL. Pass out with your ass out brother!!

[–]Cixelsid 5 points6 points ago

Birth Control. Use it.

[–]Atopanunderwood 3 points4 points ago

A repost would be funny they said.

[–]liz_bluefreak 1 point2 points ago

WHYYY CHILD WHYYYY?!!

[–]Bob_The_Avenger 1 point2 points ago

Repost they said. You'll get karma they said.

[–]Straight_To_Ace 3 points4 points ago

Fucking reposts.

[–]nomasha 1 point2 points ago

this looks like a photo taken at some kind of institution, not a family home.

[–]ambassoon 1 point2 points ago

I would've told you to beat the shit out of him, but...

[–]pixelrage 1 point2 points ago

Wholly shit...

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 1 point2 points ago

Ain't that some shit?

[–]whizzard 1 point2 points ago

where to begin....

[–]TheLrkr -1 points0 points ago

I'm not sure who told you parenting was easy, but they must hate you to tell you something like that.

[–]MoDat32 1 point2 points ago

FUUUUKKKK THAT

[–]xxsmokealotxx 0 points1 point ago

and I thought it was bad when I fell asleep on the couch and woke up painted with spaghetti sauce..

[–]Kweelee 0 points1 point ago

My daughter did something similar in her cot aged about 12 months. Nothing in life can prepare you for something like that.

Nothing.

[–]irotsoma 0 points1 point ago

My oldest did this a few times. When he was supposed to be sleeping, he would get up and play with his poop and his cars. We had to throw away lots of cars.

[–]reeb0k 0 points1 point ago

Time to call in Grandma.

[–]Sydviciouz 0 points1 point ago

No one has said parenting would be easy, besides for Snooki.

[–]JamieLowery 0 points1 point ago

[–]Rysdad 0 points1 point ago

"Oh, thit."

[–]clowning_around 0 points1 point ago

Mr Hankey. The Christmas poo! {http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu4AuQA50pg}

[–]milesunderground 0 points1 point ago

Welp, time to move.

[–]bigv61585ja 0 points1 point ago

Pay attention they said

[–]slingbladerunner 1 point2 points ago

Save this photo. You will need it on prom night.

[–]squireofrnew 0 points1 point ago

That's what I call shitty drunk.

[–]rbuicki 0 points1 point ago

whoever said parenting is easy is plain dumb and obviously has never had any children.

[–]Sigma34561 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes this is just a sensory issue with children. They crave new senses and smearing is a new and interesting sense. Try getting more into play-doh and finger painting to satisfy those interests and the kid might ease up with this. It also helps if you "throw away" the toys that have poop on them. My wife cleans them off when the kids are in bed and hides them and then puts them back in the room a month later. Kids none the wiser, but the fear of losing toys to poop stays with them.

[–]lolaoecritheal7 0 points1 point ago

He just wanted to practice his finger painting... Then he ran out of paint...

[–]dishie 0 points1 point ago

That looks like rental home carpet to me. Godspeed getting the stains out!

[–]Travie6492 0 points1 point ago

Said no one ever.

FTFY.

[–]The_Dingman 1 point2 points ago

Exactly why I made a deal with my wife: She's in charge of cleaning up our kid's poop, and I clean the cat box. Both kids are out if diapers for a year and two, and while she's no longer responsible for anything and I'm still cleaning the box, I still think it was a good deal.

[–]c-mason3 0 points1 point ago

My kid doesn't always poop in his hand, and wipe it on the wall... But when he does, I get the camera.

[–]Cinviction 1 point2 points ago

I have a three year old, so I speak from experience when I say it's difficult as hell. But this kid had enough time to take off his diaper and smear shit around until he fell asleep. Who was supposed to be watching him? This post infuriates me if anything.

[–]iamNebula 0 points1 point ago

There's poo on his fingers ಠ_ಠ

[–]lilleborik 0 points1 point ago

This is probably nothing I'd like to see at work by the way.

[–]annielovesbacon 1 point2 points ago

I thought the kid smeared chocolate or something. Until I saw his butt.

[–]Toxette 0 points1 point ago

Awww, he tuckered himself out.

[–]gangstababy3000 0 points1 point ago

I guess you could say that this is the shitty side of parenting.

[–]etyson518 1 point2 points ago

The girl I nanny did this once. It took everything in me not to scream "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?????"

[–]NeurotiKat 0 points1 point ago

[–]kenks88 1 point2 points ago

Party hard...

[–]StellaBadger 0 points1 point ago

Ummm...who ever said that?

[–]voodoomurphy 0 points1 point ago

If they can take the diaper off, it's time to not use a diaper anymore.

[–]gonesnake 0 points1 point ago

Well, I'm off to r/childfree

[–]AAKurtz 0 points1 point ago

No one says that.

[–]beaulieu6 0 points1 point ago

That's what you get for getting your child shit faced

[–]Dr_Medic345 0 points1 point ago

Am I on the FBI's list? I just saw baby ass.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Who leaves a toddler alone long enough to do this and then fall asleep? My two year old doesn't know what it's like to be alone.

[–]Zombie_Dance 0 points1 point ago

Guess I'm lucky to have kids that are absolutely disgusted by poop and would never touch it, let alone smear it.

Now when I was a CNA working with adults with severe mental retardation..found myself in some frightening poop situations.

[–]11oops 0 points1 point ago

And that's why you lay Pergo floors in the nursery. Between the shit, piss, and vomit cleanup for the first 5-6 years, you'll be glad you did.

[–]sushitushi 0 points1 point ago

No, I didn't see the pool. I'm assuming it wouldn't have made anything better.

[–]xtg 0 points1 point ago

Easy until there is shit EVERYWHERE.

[–]snap_wilson 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck said that?

[–]FriendlyPanther 0 points1 point ago

Who said that, ever?

[–]gromus 0 points1 point ago

This comment in another thread fits so nicely here. This is the primary link for the lazy.

[–]californialimabean 0 points1 point ago

THIS is why you make eye contact with them every 10 seconds.

[–]fperkins 0 points1 point ago

3 kids. Never had anything remotely close to this.

[–]MintClassic 0 points1 point ago

I found this many times more upsetting than the bifurcated penis photo. Many times.

[–]h-town21 0 points1 point ago

who EVER said parenting would be easy?!?!

[–]NiteTiger 0 points1 point ago

They lied

[–]pantiloons 0 points1 point ago

[–]meatpaw 1 point2 points ago

I'm on the couch recovering from my vasectomy today. God bless and good night.

[–]heffel77 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god, you know this is rehearsal dinner GOLD when he gets married right? I would freeze this in carbonite and only thaw in 20 years or use for blackmail in high school. You have a winner on your hands.

[–]gargeug 1 point2 points ago

Looks like you went with the 'classic brown'. I would've chosen 'baby green' or even the 'nut n corn crunch' myself...

[–]stosh13 0 points1 point ago

how could you not openly have disdain for your child after this? kid would be like " im hungry" i would be like " fuck you!"

[–]Rocket80 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to save this picture to look at every time I feel like having kids.

[–]brownman94 0 points1 point ago

Let's be honest. You threw shit everywhere for the karma.

[–]iverse4 0 points1 point ago

My cousin wiped his poop on the wall once because he "wanted to see what color it was". He was three.

[–]DanKiely 0 points1 point ago

My daughter shit herself and took her diaper off in the middle of the night like this. It was pretty gross. I put the video of the aftermath on YouTube so I can show it to all her dates in high school

[–]cjarrodsnow 0 points1 point ago

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!! and I thought my son just squating to leave a gift on our floor was bad... hahahah!

[–]GrilledCheeser 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha I did not see that coming.

[–]omplatt 0 points1 point ago

x post to /r/aww

[–]Shortstopmwd 0 points1 point ago

Go help the fucking kid!

[–]Black_Diamond 0 points1 point ago

There's shit... EVERYWHERE.

[–]mnori004 0 points1 point ago

I am a behavior therapist who has worked with children that engage in this behavior. The most important part is to have the child clean the mess up themselves. Granted he is not going to do that great of a job but having him help will help him understand that it is not an appropriate behavior to repeat.

[–]trulyunruly 0 points1 point ago

looks like a shit storm just rolled in....

[–]iceclimbers 0 points1 point ago

The things people will do for karma.

[–]ObLIVi0n75 0 points1 point ago

Whoever told you parenting would be easy trolled you hardcore.

[–]incoherentpanda 0 points1 point ago

I tripped and fell I swear!

[–]kayheezy 0 points1 point ago

looks like he was visited by Mr. Hanky

[–]whopoopedthebed 0 points1 point ago

That kid looks tired as shit.

[–]AndrewElmore 0 points1 point ago

Apparently reposting is easy.

[–]porcelanee 0 points1 point ago

My son started escaping from his crib once he could stand, so we had to get a "crib tent" because we would find him wandering around the house at all hours or loud thuds and screaming. Well,one day when I went to get him up, He'd protested in a way similar to this. The horror. Bye bye crib tent hello mattress on the floor.After fearing I had messed him up-I later realized- kids are weird.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I have a 1 month old baby girl and thankfully I've been able to dodge the random pee streams whilst changing diapers, (good thing I'm spry) Only been puked on once and it wasn't all bad, Never wanted kids or to be married again. Now I am a stepfather and a biological dad to a wonderful family and thankfully we are a rather tidy bunch. This however has me thinking of new ways to avoid this situation, ducktape and pampers comes to mind.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'd forever blackmail my son with a picture like this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What a Kodak moment!

[–]rhinoscope 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a nightmare.

[–]yoodlebug 0 points1 point ago

Wow. I had the same problems with my daughter.

[–]Born-dead 0 points1 point ago

Party hard.

[–]Reeferhead_Esquire 0 points1 point ago

This kid has a very bright future!

[–]Amethest 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck said that?

[–]Whisky_man 0 points1 point ago

My kid's passed out with shit everywhere. Gotta get the camera.

[–]ImpartialBigot 0 points1 point ago

This is child porn.

[–]yenoomk 0 points1 point ago

I posted this months ago in /r/spacedicks. Fuck you.

[–]dedzone2k 0 points1 point ago

Meth is one hell of a drug.

[–]D1rty0n3 0 points1 point ago

Upvote because my daughter did the same to the bathroom before. My wife was laughing her ass off cause i had to clean it since i was there for it. She took the baby upstairs and was telling her good job while holding her up. Then my daughter pissed on her lips. I love my daughter.

[–]TeenageAnimeLife 0 points1 point ago

Oh gawd... his hand...

[–]philthyphildo 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad I feel this should be classified as /funny?

[–]Reformed_journalist 0 points1 point ago

A young Poocaso. That dresser will be worth some bucks one day.

[–]Cepheia 0 points1 point ago

False.

Nobody said parenting was easy.

Source: I have a two year old. They're insane.