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[–]jpwinkis 66 points67 points ago

That's really close to the babies eyes. That kid could of accidentally poked the kid in the eye.

[–]ribbitboing 24 points25 points ago

Poked, or who knows what the ink can do to vision. :/

[–]tracerghost00 3 points4 points ago

That print on the chair means your 20 years too fucking late

[–]jpwinkis 4 points5 points ago

Yea, good point, besides the tip hitting the eye you have the chemicals in the marker.

[–]upboat_ 0 points1 point ago

Looks like crayola non-toxic washable marker.

Source: I used them once

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is that Kuato?!

[–]Blu3j4y 14 points15 points ago

Also no penis drawn on the cheek. Fuckin' amateur.

[–]OkButWouldYouRather 0 points1 point ago

Ok, but would you rather have a penis tattooed on your cheek or lick the head of a penis once a year for the rest of your life?

[–]Non_Causa_Pro_Causa 1 point2 points ago

Interesting. The latter.

Would you rather slide down a giant razor blade into a barrel of iodine, or drink a gallon of monkey snot?

[–]TriesWayTooHard 0 points1 point ago

That depends, do I have to drink the snot all in one chug, or can I take sips of it over a long period of time?

[–]Non_Causa_Pro_Causa 0 points1 point ago

For the sake of argument, let's say you have to finish it in 30 minutes.

[–]kookoo831 1 point2 points ago

That would be difficult, the average human stomach cannot hold a gallon at any given time.

[–]Non_Causa_Pro_Causa 0 points1 point ago

Difficult, but not impossible - those events were mostly in 12 minutes, including the guy who did a gallon of mayo. I'd be fine with some of it getting regurgitated (kinda assuming that, given 30 minutes).

I came up with the figure of 30 minutes having seen competitive eating contests. Could make it longer I guess.

[–]CrimsonGear 5 points6 points ago

Depending on the type of marker (I can't really see), I'd be more worried about all those wonderful marker fumes addling that little baby-brain.

[–]yummyjelly 3 points4 points ago

could have.

[–]Dynasty471 24 points25 points ago

The parents took a picture of this? I would have freaked out and tried my best to make sure no one knew I allowed this to happen.

[–]kittiekween 33 points34 points ago

they must have great parents

[–]Gruesome 22 points23 points ago

No kidding. The first thing you learn about small children is: if they're quiet, something not-good is happening. The some not-good is directly proportional to the length of silence.

[–]CauseItsTrue 4 points5 points ago

my baby could be going blind! But first quick where's my camera

[–]Scur63 18 points19 points ago

It's a Juggalo! Kill it before it grows up and multiplies!!

[–]cockyjeremy 2 points3 points ago

Maybe this is Shaggy Dumbdick's baby picture.

[–]e3342 12 points13 points ago

Where was the mother??? This is not funny!!

[–]boogerstrom 3 points4 points ago

Ack. That baby looks like GG Allin. The corpse photo in particular.

[–]reignition 0 points1 point ago

OMG YES!!!!!!!

[–]HoneyBadgers_Forever 5 points6 points ago

Later.

[–]mandie6 1 point2 points ago

Downvote for baby vandalism...upvote for annoyed baby face...so torn...

[–]AshleyRenaeIsOnline 2 points3 points ago

I think this is the first time ive ever seen the phrase "baby vandalism" in my entire life.

[–]hereaminuteago 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me a lot of that book, Tangerine, where the kid spray paints in his brother's eyes and fucks up his vision

[–]creativityfail 1 point2 points ago

This just makes me cringe. You know that kid was just scrubbing the shit out of those babies eyelids with that marker.

[–]ydonchablome 6 points7 points ago

I want to know who these kids are and get them to do a remake of the photo.

[–]therealskyler 5 points6 points ago

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Thank you and goodnight

[–]notoriousslacker 0 points1 point ago

[–]cloned_again 1 point2 points ago

Yes, I'm sure those little kids wrote that perfectly. I sense an ex husband is behind the camera.

[–]notoriousslacker 3 points4 points ago

People fake stuff on the internet?!

[–]TranscendTheIllusion 3 points4 points ago

Laughed so hard that I'm crying. :)

[–]s7r1k3r 1 point2 points ago

That kid is probably blind now? So that means that he/she will never be on reddit to see this thread about them.

[–]ThagaSa 0 points1 point ago

I read the "kill me" in the voice of the babes from Duke Nukem 3D

[–]nacidefi 0 points1 point ago

Future tattoo artist in the works. I hope that is washable.

[–]BIGnateBIGpoppa 0 points1 point ago

they prolly wanted to 13 months ago, fuckin assholes

[–]ublaa 0 points1 point ago

I hope you find it

[–]himurax3x 1 point2 points ago

"kids these days,".......... fuck off mom ur just stupid

[–]Drewedish 1 point2 points ago

The older kid is clearly jigglypuff in disguise.

[–]contola 0 points1 point ago

Soooooo.... I did the same thing as a toddler.. only with finger paints... and ALL OVER EVERYTHING! Come to think of it, I think my teddy bear still has paint from that fateful morning....

[–]NelsonJones 0 points1 point ago

At least there aren't any drawings of cocks and balls.

[–]linnearrr25 0 points1 point ago

I can never decide whether or not I feel about how funny I find this picture.

[–]udunnomeh 0 points1 point ago

I literally just spent half an hour laughing at this. I'm expecting and have been super hormonal and tired. I understand that this should be taken more seriously but I couldn't help but laugh until tears gushed out of my head. I've been feeling like having a child will be nothing but hard work but when I see things like this with "kids just being kids" it makes me excited for all the laughs my kid will bring me. Ultimately made my day. Thank you.

[–]FutureJose 0 points1 point ago

my favorite ytmnd of all time.

[–]Immony 0 points1 point ago

We are expecting our second child in a month and this picture just visualized my fears.

[–]fuck_you_suck6 0 points1 point ago

This should be in WTF....

[–]darkniteofdeath 1 point2 points ago

Parents of the year. The following day she let her son put the cat in the over while it was on Bake. The parents just laughed.

[–]HueyRocks23 1 point2 points ago

Looks like G.G. Allin

[–]andgravy 0 points1 point ago

I know its terrible but its just so fucked up.

[–]trashmouth 0 points1 point ago

Urgot?

[–]greym84 0 points1 point ago

Kind of looks like that one high guy meme we have around here. Just younger and markerred up.

[–]manself 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop laughing.

[–]SenateOfPyro 0 points1 point ago

Totally reminds me of this for some reason.

[–]charliefantastic 0 points1 point ago

I hope you find it again one day.

[–]RandomIndianGuy 0 points1 point ago

[–]LpShyGuy 0 points1 point ago

Damnit, an indian beat me to the punch

[–]Ruined534 0 points1 point ago

Saving that for a bad day. Thanks, OP.

[–]OLGIJOMI 0 points1 point ago

The kids eyes where blue before this picture, and who would leave a three year old (estimating here) alone with a baby long enough to color there face and clothes like that?

[–]antizeitgeist 0 points1 point ago

I haven't audibly laughed at anything on Reddit in quite awhile but this one got me going righteously for some reason. Upvote for you, sir!

[–]loveandbaseketball -1 points0 points ago

[–]MagikTrash 0 points1 point ago

Fuck. I remember this one. I lost it when I first saw it. Got it back. Lost it again now, thanks.

[–]thishappenseverytime 0 points1 point ago

No matter how many times I see this I laugh every time.

[–]bluemar00n -1 points0 points ago

I haven't laughed that hard from /r/funny in a while. Upvote for you, good sir.

[–]TastyHemlockBev 0 points1 point ago

I had to take five minutes to calm down and wipe my tears before I could comment on this photo.

I haven't laughed that thoroughly in a long time, but it only got a chuckle out of my husband.

[–]udunnomeh -1 points0 points ago

I did the same thing. My stomach aches so bad from laughing and the front of my shirt is soaked in tears.

[–]mdnrnr 0 points1 point ago

Good thing you found it again so you could post it.

[–]AwesomeKing5000 -2 points-1 points ago

This is some great material.

[–]kchubb 0 points1 point ago

Her shoes are clearly off though?

[–]recyclinghomos 0 points1 point ago

Someone fell asleep with their shoes on

[–]goof-ballz -1 points0 points ago

(laughing) that's not funny

[–]dreadbread 0 points1 point ago

Just shot coffee out my nose

[–]Might_be_a_Geek -1 points0 points ago

Oh my god I never get over this.

[–]Ms_SBLDG -1 points0 points ago

I found this picture while in high school some ten years ago and died then.. Seeing it again made me also die

[–]nolubezocramid -1 points0 points ago

That is hilarious.

[–]aMAC1320 -3 points-2 points ago

Why?

[–]naturalethic -1 points0 points ago

It's both laminated and dipped in olive oil.

[–]OhSnapItsKay -1 points0 points ago

Everyone in this mall thinks I'm crazy now. Thanks.