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So i accepted my 9-year old niece's friend request on Facebook. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]blackandwhitecookie 49 points50 points ago

Protip, put her in the restricted list. And unsubscribe from her.

[–]JamesAQuintero 4 points5 points ago

There's a restricted list?

[–]blackandwhitecookie 0 points1 point ago

Yep, you click on the Friends button on someone's timeline and put them in there. They can't see your status updates and pictures in which you're tagged. Or something like that.

[–]draMadi17 39 points40 points ago

Farmville requests.

Farmville requests everywhere.

[–]jCcrackhead 13 points14 points ago

You can disable them.

[–]Their_Police 7 points8 points ago

It's much more fun to pretend you're inconvenienced by them though. Just think of the karma!

[–]spidersnake 23 points24 points ago

Isn't there a minimum age requirement on facebook?

[–]feyyd 30 points31 points ago

Yes, and its very hard to circumvent.

[–]TribalTribesman 10 points11 points ago

"You must be 18 to enter this site."

Well, shit.

Or, if they're really tight on security: "Please enter your date of birth to see this content."

[–]Hounmlayn 24 points25 points ago

1st of january, 1912.

[–]staplesgowhere 6 points7 points ago

Aw man, why is it defaulting to granny porn?

[–]Tiktaky 0 points1 point ago

This one always used to trip me up when I'm trying to read up about a brand of alcahol on an American website. There was a good 3 years of my life when I was legally drinking the stuff, But the company wouldn't let me visit their website without lying about my age.

[–]Sierus 8 points9 points ago

12 If I remember correctly.

[–]zubie_wanders 3 points4 points ago

13 actually

[–]spidersnake 1 point2 points ago

Then I feel sorry for these poor bastards.

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[–]OMGapotato 73 points74 points ago

Because technology. 6 years ago we were asking ourselves why 12 year olds had cell phones.

[–]Golden-Calf 172 points173 points ago

I still ask that.

[–]DSTFU 63 points64 points ago

I had to take an hours subway to get to school everyday starting at grade 7 so I had a cell phone in case I got raped by a hobo.

[–]bongo1138 47 points48 points ago

I've heard cell phones ward off homeless rapists, too.

[–]twist2002 55 points56 points ago

"ward of homeless rapist" sounds like the worst rpg shield or spell ever.

[–]FlyingPasta 17 points18 points ago

If you've never had rapist hobos shield you from attack, you haven't really played an RPG.

[–]Hounmlayn 3 points4 points ago

I hope the long awaited RedditRPG has this spell.

[–]Doctorwhoisawsome 3 points4 points ago

Come to think of it a reedit RPG sounds awesome , hell even South Park got one.

[–]slevinkelevra07 2 points3 points ago

Is that really a thing?

[–]Hounmlayn 2 points3 points ago

Naa, I totally just made it up there. Would have been fun if someone made it for the steam summer sale though, tht would have been the highlight instead of the train simulator and that horse trainer game.

[–]bongo1138 1 point2 points ago

Or just a typo.

[–]fuzzycuffs 5 points6 points ago

There's an app for that

[–]rob_s_458 4 points5 points ago

As a homeless rapist, I can confirm this.

[–]TuxingtonIII 1 point2 points ago

on a related note, I always take my cellphone with me whenever I go shopping for the sole reason of calling for help if I get attacked by ninjas in the parking lot. (then again, if I get attacked by ninjas, I'm probably already dead)

[–]WarAndRuin 1 point2 points ago

Read in case as because..need to get my eyes checked out

[–]DSTFU 1 point2 points ago

They both work

[–]easycumeasyhoe -1 points0 points ago

Dafuq did I just read?

[–]IAmNotCreative101 4 points5 points ago

Basically, folks don't have a house phone anymore, so then it basically gets to the point that everybody needs a cell phone.

[–]staplesgowhere 5 points6 points ago

Also, payphones are a rare sight these days.

[–]IAmNotCreative101 0 points1 point ago

That's true, I remember recently being at a conference center in Boston and walking into a room that use to house payphones, and all that was left was the empty shells as they were removing the payphones.

[–]Golden-Calf -5 points-4 points ago

People keep mentioning that nobody has house phones anymore, but I don't think I've ever met anyone (other than college kids/young adults) that doesn't have a landline.

[–]dietotaku 4 points5 points ago

my fiance and i don't have a landline, we're in our 30s. why do we need one? it's just another $30 a month so that people can only reach us when we're home.

[–]toastymow 2 points3 points ago

I don't know why my grandparents have a landline. Two types of people call them on it: My aunt while she is driving to work and Telemarketers. My aunt has their cellphone numbers.

[–]dsoltesz 2 points3 points ago

40's, we dropped our land line 10 years ago.

[–]IAmNotCreative101 0 points1 point ago

My parents still have their land line for one and only one reason: because of my grandparents. Granted, it may not be to the level of the norm, but it is definitely not abnormal for people to not have a landline/main home phone anymore.

[–]bvx89 1 point2 points ago

Even my father, ~50 years old, unsubscribed to landline due to switching over to cell phone. I don't know how it's like in other countries, but the negative part of not having a house phone here is that you still have to pay an extra monthly fee for internet since it uses the same line in to your house (unless you have cable TV or fiber).

[–]SoulShatter 1 point2 points ago

Yeah living in Sweden I'm giving up landline now, as I've had internet via cable the last 11 years. Wonder why that didn't happen earlier tbh. Doesn't do many calls, the expensive part in this house is paying for the unnecessary landline to the house

[–]moose_man 2 points3 points ago

In my books, if the kid can be home alone, they can have a cell phone.

[–]ArbitraryIndigo 25 points26 points ago

What happened to having to be 13 to have an account online?

[–]tumescentpie 35 points36 points ago

I believe someone lied on the internet, to the internet. Facebook is going to be soooo mad when they find out.

[–]tonterias 7 points8 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/82uJT.jpg

[–]rob_s_458 3 points4 points ago

Just about as mad as they were when they found out their ad-clicking users are all bots.

[–]missachlys 1 point2 points ago

Technically, it's only 13 if you have to collect information from the user (email, name, etc). And I think you can use your parents email for websites that require "confirmation". If the account it just username and password, you can make an account at any age.

Obviously Facebook violates all of this. .-.

COPPA is also just a US law. I don't know if other countries have similar laws or not.

[–]ArbitraryIndigo 0 points1 point ago

Facebook is a US company; so, I think it should apply.

[–]AtTheLeftThere 58 points59 points ago

SPOILER ALERT: If your 12 year old has an iPhone, it's not because you're a cool parent. It's because you're raising an entitled piece of shit.

[–]Hounmlayn 4 points5 points ago

When I was 12, I had one of those shitty nokia phones. Only a year ago I got it upgraded to a cheap as fuck smart phone. For 8 years I had that phone. Now technology doesn't last a year. And my smart phone has a massive crack in the middle of it.

[–]AtTheLeftThere 1 point2 points ago

The only people who owned cell phones when I was 12 were super important CEOs. Fuck.

[–]ScubaSteve12345 1 point2 points ago

I don't think they were even "cellular" back then. I would have killed for a Zach Morris phone growing up.

[–]dsoltesz 1 point2 points ago

The only people who owned mobile phones in my day were secret agents.

[–]svenborgia 0 points1 point ago

When I was 12 I had nothing. A few rebels had beepers. We were told to stay away from them... that they were "drug dealers."

I eventually got a cell phone later in life when I could afford to pay the monthly bill, which got me local voice, no roaming, limited minutes with no SMS, on an analog network.

I also had to walk to school, one year in a place that snowed, and in fact did traverse up a hill in both directions.

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[–]AtTheLeftThere 2 points3 points ago

I don't understand man, don't they see what they're doing to the next generation of shitheads? This place is fucked.

[–]wkw3 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to go ahead and assume you have no children, but are perfectly comfortable lecturing people on something you have no experience with.

[–]dsoltesz 0 points1 point ago

Explain to me why a 12 year old needs an iPhone.

[–]icelolly 3 points4 points ago

They need a phone so they can contact their parents if they need to. Having a mobile is a great convenience of the modern world.

Why do they need an iPhone? Well they don't really. But I also don't see why they SHOULDN'T have one. You can get a lot of educational apps. It's also the technology of the future. Kids should start learning how to use technology, it'll put them in good stead as they grow up.

Explain to me why it is a bad thing for a 12 year old to have an iphone?

[–]dsoltesz 0 points1 point ago

Because it's overly extravagant. A feature phone and a wireless tablet (if the apps are really that good to shell out $300 for a tablet vs. a netbook, kindle, etc.) seems a far better value.

[–]icelolly 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure why extravagance is a bad thing though. Also, as technology progresses the nature is things which used to be extravagant become less so. Having a computer in the 80s was extravagant, now it isn't. Now we are reaching a stage where schools give every student a laptop. Society adapts and progresses and technology goes from being extravagant to being something everyone has. It's called progress.

If a parent wants to spend 300 on an iPhone for their 12 year old, i say let them. Smart phones are the way of the future, I don't know why you think it is a bad thing to include the younger generations in this.

[–]wkw3 -1 points0 points ago

I never said that they did, but your blanket assessment of many people's parenting is ridiculous. To be clear, no one NEEDS an iPhone, but if you don't understand the advantages of being able to contact and locate your kids at a moments notice, you haven't given it much thought from a parents' perspective. Also, I believe iPhones to be a poor value and gave my girls inexpensive, functional android phones for my own reasons.

[–]dsoltesz 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Just fucking wow. Get some sleep. Eat a good breakfast. Come back when you're feeling well rested (and no longer hallucinating) and try that response again, this time without reading imaginary stuff into my question.

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[–]yesukai 23 points24 points ago

My 8, almost 9, year old only has a steam account. That he doesn't even know the password to. And that's stocked with specific games I get him during sales.

No email, no facebook, none of that shit. He is eight. He sees his friends every single day in school.

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[–]missachlys 0 points1 point ago

That's what my parents did since I was 6. Though I didn't really discover the internet until I was 8. They "monitored" our internet use, but in reality they just checked our email once every 3 months. I didn't grow up any worse for it. Sure I grew up fast, but if there's one good thing it's that I don't get grossed out/shocked as easily as my peers. :D

[–]rob_s_458 0 points1 point ago

loose*. Sorry, loose vs. lose is my biggest grammar pet peeve.

[–]thelittlewhitebird 14 points15 points ago

parenting, you're doing it right

[–]pjgamer77 3 points4 points ago

I was 12 in 2006 and lived in an upper-middle class area. Nobody I knew had a cellphone.

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

I... don't think we ever stopped.

[–]yesukai 2 points3 points ago

I still wonder why 12 year olds have cell phones.

[–]Portacath 1 point2 points ago

When I got a Facebook, I was fairly young. Maybe 11 years old? I knew that if I was going to be on a mature website, I had to act mature myself. I barely post anything, besides pictures. I only use Facebook to talk to my friends via IM.

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[–]Portacath 0 points1 point ago

Well, I'm just telling you that not every young person on Facebook is immature. And plus, I'm 14 now. Not that much older, but older.

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[–]Portacath 0 points1 point ago

How is the internet not a suitable place for children? Before you give a child a laptop/desktop, you need to give them ground rules. You'd tell them not to give information to strangers, never accept random friend invites, never to go on websites like chatroulette, omegle, etc., and to NEVER go to 4chan.

I've followed all these rules, and I've never been in danger.

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[–]Portacath 0 points1 point ago

I'm not saying I'd be a better parent. YOU'RE totally failing to see my point. I'm still a child, so I still know a lot about children. That doesn't mean I'd be a better parent, it just means I'm more understanding.

There's no reason to be a dick.

[–]chewb 1 point2 points ago

Perfect example of age-inspired superiority complex.

I agree with you by the way. If you talk to your children, they'll be okay.

It's not like every 14 year old will start showing their genitals on omegle anyways but if parents sit down and discuss the 'dangers' of the internet with their kids, they'll be okay

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[–]Portacath 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to see you have a child. You'd be the worst parent ever.

[–]ShiinChan 1 point2 points ago

Yea... it is so fucking retarded ....

I mean a 9 year old playing Online games... thats on the line but fine...

Having a facebook and cell phone? ya.. no...

[–]CookPu 53 points54 points ago

So did I

[–]brokendimension 21 points22 points ago

What's the best part about fucking 28 year olds?

[–]lift_heavy64 53 points54 points ago

There's 20 of them

[–]brokendimension 24 points25 points ago

Good job, you sick fuck.

[–]EATS_ONE_PRINGLE 11 points12 points ago

Alternatively:

"There's 28 of them."

[–]iRape4Sport 27 points28 points ago

If one dies you still have 19 left.

[–]Dashward 30 points31 points ago

First I laughed, then I saw the username. ಠ_ಠ

[–]th1nker 7 points8 points ago

You're supposed to spell the number.

[–]smixton 5 points6 points ago

Take your own advice.

[–]belflandluvr 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't really work in text form, does it?

[–]kravitzz[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Pfffttt- that one's good.

[–]humble_gentleman 11 points12 points ago

"Why does that man have a cone on his head and no pants?" - OP's niece.

[–]doctorscurvy -2 points-1 points ago

OP's niece's friend

[–]psyki 7 points8 points ago

Wow, this is the lowest quality version of this gif I've ever seen.

[–]TribalTribesman -1 points0 points ago

This could be from repeated downloading/uploading of the same gif. There's a video floating around on Youtube from a guy who downloaded and then uploaded the same video repeatedly, to show how the quality is compromised over time.

[–]Lampshader 3 points4 points ago

This could be from repeated downloading/uploading of the same gif.

No, it couldn't.

Yes, it could happen with a video, if there's any transcoding involved in the download/upload (eg. if he converted from .flv to .avi or something - note that directly saving youtube format files is difficult, directly saving GIF files is super easy).

No quality loss by saving a copy of a GIF. The copy you download is exactly identical to the original.

[–]TribalTribesman 0 points1 point ago

Well then, count me as being corrected. Thanks!

[–]Hounmlayn 0 points1 point ago

What would you search to find said video? Gif corroding?

[–]TribalTribesman 1 point2 points ago

It was a Youtube video. Here's number 1

And number 1000

I'm not saying that's definitely what happened to this gif, but it's an interesting concept to consider as we share things amongst ourselves repeatedly.

[–]Damnit_Nappa 5 points6 points ago

You can unsubscribe from her posts if they annoy you. Accepting her friend request was a nice thing to do, just don't remove her as a friend of course.

[–]AnnatheHordie 9 points10 points ago

He has to censor his own statuses because she can now see them, is the problem.

[–]niccamarie 9 points10 points ago

custom privacy settings. set up a group, and then set your privacy settings to allow postings to be viewed by everyone but the people in that group.

[–]Squishpoke 3 points4 points ago

Google Plus makes it so much easier.

And people aren't switching over.

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 3 points4 points ago

IMO Google+ will be the new 'Facebook' in 5 years, while Facebook becomes the old myspace.

[–]dsoltesz 2 points3 points ago

Only if geeks inherit the earth.

[–]Hounmlayn 0 points1 point ago

I did, but no one else did, so I went back. No point in using a more effective social networking site if no one else you know uses it. I only use it to organise meet ups though, so I don't mind what I use ultimately.

[–]Lampshader 1 point2 points ago

Google Plus did it, then Facebook copied it about 3 weeks later...

Granted Facebook's isn't quite as good as Google+'s way, but it's a hell of a lot better than it used to be. Also there's the whole "I already have my friends on Facebook" thing.

[–]Damnit_Nappa 1 point2 points ago

Ah it makes a lot more sense now

[–]TribalTribesman 0 points1 point ago

Also, if his friends have their settings for "friends of friends," she'll see their crap as well when OP interacts with them. I never understood why facebook assumes I care about someone's posts when I don't even know them.

[–]cockyjeremy -3 points-2 points ago

I wouldn't censor shit. If she can't take what he says, she should delete him.

[–]the_red_scimitar 6 points7 points ago

She should not even be on FB.

Here is their age policy

[–]revonrat 7 points8 points ago

Welcome to nine years of G rating facebook usage. I hate that.

[–]dsoltesz 0 points1 point ago

I put the kids on a "restricted" list that pretty much can't see shit.

[–]revonrat 1 point2 points ago

Thank you! Now I can go back to being the foul-mouthed asshole I really am.

[–]SchoolyardCheeze 3 points4 points ago

Just don't censor yourself. My cousin tried to bitch at me about what her daughter read on my page, I told her she should probably monitor what her kid does a little better, as my FB page is clearly R rated for language.

[–]Bresdin 11 points12 points ago

Do what I do, Wait a month and do a "facebook purge" and delete everyone including family, but keep all your close friends and hot girls.

[–]throw_away_my_ass 0 points1 point ago

can't live with 'em, can't get rid of 'em.

[–]KingTroll69 -1 points0 points ago

Hey I know you.

[–]throw_away_my_ass -1 points0 points ago

I do not think you do.

[–]Voodooimaxx 6 points7 points ago

Isn't 13 the minimum age? Report and BANNINATION! Then:

F bombs... F bombs everywhere!

:P

[–]davesfakeaccount 0 points1 point ago

Yeah... I de-friended a niece a few weeks ago. Maybe it's cute when they are young, but wait until they turn 14.

[–]DSTFU 1 point2 points ago

omgz my lvoe of my lfei just chaetehd on me goinga drink some shots and drive cos yolo btchs.

[–]Hounmlayn 2 points3 points ago

Aw bbz am always hea 4 ya. If u eva ned 2 tlk inbx me.

All da luv in da worldz babz!!!!!!!!!!!! Xoxoxoxox

[–]CFritZ 2 points3 points ago

With the framerate on the gif, it looks like he's saying, "I found you a steak."

[–]blanketer 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking it looked like "I have a huge dick."

[–]beanso 2 points3 points ago

There are still people that don't know about privacy settings on Facebook?

[–]dsoltesz 0 points1 point ago

We need to get all these PSA posts to the top.

[–]kravitzz[S] 3 points4 points ago

I haven't spoken to her in quite a long time. It appears she has a liking for smosh ¤shrug¤

[–]yesukai 8 points9 points ago

A liking for what? You cut out at the very end there when you got crushed by a large object.

[–]shadecrimson 1 point2 points ago

There's worse things in life

[–]kravitzz[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yes. Yes there are.

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[–]kravitzz[S] 4 points5 points ago

thanks

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[–]wutangswordstyle 2 points3 points ago

no you are right that kid is a bitch.

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[–]wutangswordstyle -2 points-1 points ago

The dad is a dick and has ADHD and the kid has bipolar

they all need to be medicated

[–]dsoltesz 0 points1 point ago

That's the heavy duty version of why I friend my nieces and nephews. When teen angst (or actual shit) hits the fan, Auntie D.'s got a futon to sleep on, and it's as easy as a FB message to get to her.

[–]Wolfosaurus 2 points3 points ago

I have an idea. Delete Facebook because it's a piece of shit. Remember when it was for just you and your friends in University? Then the idiots joined. Then your Mum joined. Then your extended family joined. Now kids.

You are just as trapped on Facebook as you are in real life.

[–]no_social_skills 6 points7 points ago

I deleted it a couple months ago and have never felt more free. I literaly only talked to two people on chat and read pointless statuses all day.

[–]DSTFU 3 points4 points ago

Says the person with "no_social_skills". Haha, but I agree with you, I never made one in the first place.

[–]edwardunknown 2 points3 points ago

Deleting Facebook is like taking a massive two foot long crap and you're 10 pounds lighter and your pants fit again.

[–]Lampshader 0 points1 point ago

But then how would people invite me to do things with them? How would I invite people to do things with me?

Seriously, Facebook is the main way my social events are organised these days. I don't even have phone numbers for half of these people!

[–]rderekp 1 point2 points ago

You should tell her to stop lying about her age and then report her.

[–]DiscoDiscoDanceDance 1 point2 points ago

Enjoy those "like this post if you love your dad", "if you don't like this, your mom will die! Some girl didn't listen, and her mom died!" posts.

[–]ArbitraryIndigo 1 point2 points ago

Never friend people you're related to.

[–]iNerdRage 0 points1 point ago

Did that with my cousin Oo

[–]emerald876 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, with this .gif, I read GOB's lips as if he was saying, "I have a huge dick."

[–]itriedtoquitreddit 1 point2 points ago

Just put her on your "Restricted" list and then she can only see your public posts. She'll be all happy that her uncle is her Facebook friend, and you can continue posting raunchy stuff as long as it's not as public posts.

[–]anarkhist 0 points1 point ago

You've got to be 13 or over to have an account for those wondering.

[–]stu55 0 points1 point ago

I love that episode...I've made a huge mistake...

[–]yesukai 0 points1 point ago

Who would possibly consider their 9 year old niece a friend?

[–]myfriendmadethis 0 points1 point ago

lol my girlfriends mom got super mad at me when i wouldn't accept her friend request. (im 23 years old and have alot of dumb party photos and what not)

[–]dsoltesz -1 points0 points ago

Tough shit for her. Sounds like she needs to double up on the therapy sessions. Never apologize or give in on who you allow into your FB. And, block her fucking ass.

[–]worstchristmasever 0 points1 point ago

"A fusion"

[–]th1nker 1 point2 points ago

Just block specifically her from seeing all of your posts and comments. The only way she will see is if she specifically visits your page. I had to do that when my sister wouldn't stop embarrassing me in response to each of my posts. It has decreased in frequency.

[–]rhunex 1 point2 points ago

  1. Disable all output from them and the things they do.

  2. When they ask "why didn't you like or comment on my post?", pretend like you're a stupid adult who doesn't know how to use Facebook(it's not a difficult selling point, all kids think you're an idiot anyways).

  3. ????

  4. Profit

[–]ADubs62 1 point2 points ago

Accepted my friend's 14 year old sisters FB friend request, I had all her older sibblings as friends and didn't want her to feel bad... Got accused of being a pedophile.

[–]crazyjimmy 0 points1 point ago

You probably made her very happy.

[–]geoff422 0 points1 point ago

yeah well I accepted my mothers friend request, so I don't even bother with facebook. All she posts are "adoration of god" stuff and faith crap. She's not in the best of health and I'm not gonna get on there and post about how I think god is the adult invisible friend when that fantasy may be all that gets her through the day.

[–]timbowen 1 point2 points ago

This is a COPA violation and against facebook TOS - you probably could (maybe even should?) report her and get her account suspended.

[–]Vegemeister 0 points1 point ago

Someone has lied about their age on the internet. Whatever shall we do?

[–]julianfkelly 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for the Skyrim font. Is that you, Myriad Pro Condensed?

[–]ilikeblacktea 0 points1 point ago

TIL that all the kids that have added me on Facebook are super cool.

With the exception of one little douche that is trying way too hard to be cool (having an album named retarded pics and posting about sex an orgasms). He's 13 though.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

/r/reactiongifs

/r/HIFW

[–]shaloham -1 points0 points ago

WHY. IS. THIS. A. GIF.

[–]UncleDrunkle 1 point2 points ago

Children Online Privacy Protection Act makes it illegal to take or store any information for someone under 13....I think her being on facebook is illegal...

[–]derpusderpus 0 points1 point ago

No I don't watch Wizards of Waverly Place, I'M AN ADULT!!!

[–]Mapekus 0 points1 point ago

You do realize you need to turn in all of those terrible posts into karma now, right? I want to see how she turns out.

[–]maxterbator710 0 points1 point ago

Anybody remember when Facebook was high school and college only? Those were much better days.

[–]dsoltesz 1 point2 points ago

Anybody remember when Facebook was college only? Those were much better days.

[–]Flakbadger 0 points1 point ago

Was the huge mistake the fact that you are still on Facebook?

[–]greym84 0 points1 point ago

You'll be singing "Afternoon Delight" at the family reunion in no time.

[–]chiron1 1 point2 points ago

Report her for being to young and violating the TOS. She'll never know it was you who got her account deleted.

[–]dudeiknow 0 points1 point ago

Why is the gif not saying any of the right words?

[–]DrTrunks 1 point2 points ago

Get socialfixer its RES for Facebook.

[–]ShipWreckLover 0 points1 point ago

9 year olds shouldnt HAVE facebook...because they will click on every game they can find and send you annoying requests all the time

[–]onesillygooses -1 points0 points ago

Why the fuck didnt you just unfriend her. Dumbass.

[–]GonzoMojo 1 point2 points ago

one of my cousins has a bunch of friends that blindly invited me, and I tend to accept invites blindly, the next day I knew more about ben 10 than anyone could ever want to know

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[–]Jealousy123 11 points12 points ago

Rats you out about what?

[–]kravitzz[S] -1 points0 points ago

Not tlaking.

[–]feyyd 5 points6 points ago

Oh my, your Uncle must take the leather to you for this. I don't understand what can be so bad that your uncle does when you don't talk to his daughter?

[–]kravitzz[S] -1 points0 points ago

Why are you replying to me?

EDIT: No seriously, that wasn't my comment.

[–]feyyd 0 points1 point ago

Strange, I think it moved my comment under you after he delted his post.

[–]Jealousy123 -4 points-3 points ago

So you, a 25 year old man, get in trouble for not talking to your 10 year old cousin. And you get in trouble with her father?

[–]kravitzz[S] 2 points3 points ago

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? IT'S NOT MY COMMENT...

[–]Jealousy123 2 points3 points ago

Wow shit I feel retarded now...

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[–]Jealousy123 1 point2 points ago

I'm gonna forget this ever happened.

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