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[–]yellowtag 66 points67 points ago

I remember being someone different. Until I watched a kitty whale. I watched him achieve what others called "impossible". I watched him overcome ridicule and disbelief. I watched him try and fail, but never lose hope.

Then... I watched him fly. I watched him soar. I watched him touch the sky.

Because of that, I watched myself change.

[–]jaaba232[S] 22 points23 points ago

so brave

[–]Im_OK_with_this 19 points20 points ago

so majestic.

[–]dr_mustard_dog 7 points8 points ago

So...you may have found the creature that killed Troy McClure.

[–]youngavlol 6 points7 points ago

[–]warped_and_bubbling 5 points6 points ago

I don't know whether to kill it or adopt it.

[–]youngavlol 4 points5 points ago

Yes.

[–]dontfeedtheanimals 2 points3 points ago

Eons of evolution in a single lifetime.

[–]Haai 4 points5 points ago

[–]shwanky 32 points33 points ago

[–]bojang1es 9 points10 points ago

It's... it's so beautiful ;_;

[–]jaaba232[S] 6 points7 points ago

Quite majestic.

[–]jaaba232[S] 26 points27 points ago

Dang it I made a spelling error in the title, IM SO SORRY REDDIT

[–]warped_and_bubbling 26 points27 points ago

Didn't even notice, but now that you pointed it out I am legally obligated to point and laugh at you.

[–]TearHugger 0 points1 point ago

Which is sadly reddit's way of downvoting.

[–]Homletmoo 15 points16 points ago

I thought downvoting was Reddit's way of downvoting.

[–]SlaughterMeister 6 points7 points ago

I laugh while pointing the mouse at the down arrow.

[–]jaaba232[S] 6 points7 points ago

:(

[–]IronMikeT 6 points7 points ago

Here come the pitchforks!

[–]DatGuy45 5 points6 points ago

I always like how we basically make OP deliver a public apology whenever he makes a spelling error.

[–]modulusshift 0 points1 point ago

Son I am disapoint.

[–]WAR_T0RN1226 0 points1 point ago

Sir, I have good news and bad news for you. The bad news is that you have a grammatical error as well as a spelling error. The good news is you can be cured if you eat shit and die.

[–]darkswifter 0 points1 point ago

You are no longer worthy young child

[–]HeyLetsBang 4 points5 points ago

Professor Meowingtons?

[–]StanleyRiver 3 points4 points ago

[–]darren199314 6 points7 points ago

Really? Because I Googled it and found this: http://i.imgur.com/BtVPF.png

[–]stockholm__syndrome 1 point2 points ago

Orcatguin!

[–]LunchMasterFlex 1 point2 points ago

The first thing I though of was "Penquat," but it leaves out the orca. What about "Openquat?"

[–]stockholm__syndrome 2 points3 points ago

That reminds me of a not-closed kumquat.

[–]R4dent 1 point2 points ago

Sad thing is that shortly after this picture was taken, he started eating his tail and just washed up as a cat stump. The magic was lost forever.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Googled "OP is an unoriginal sack of shit" and got this downvote!

[–]RalphWasntHere 3 points4 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
i typed "killer cat" into Google, and this popped up. 8coms 317pts 3dys cats
Orca(t) whale 1com -2pts 1mo pics
lolwut 13coms 251pts 4mos WTF
This is why I love the internet. His name is Jones. 0coms 12pts 7mos pics

source: karmadecay

SUUUURE you did.

[–]Funktapus 1 point2 points ago

With penguin feathers, no less

[–]Mergeville 1 point2 points ago

The majestic Cat Whale's sophisticated hunting techniques and vocal behaviors, which are often specific to a particular group and passed across generations, have been described as manifestations of culture.

[–]cedds 1 point2 points ago

Cat Whale! Catwhale! Cawhale! Quail?

[–]gravrok 1 point2 points ago

Flee wirry come a with a Shitty chicken.

[–]kris13craig 1 point2 points ago

that is deadmau5's cat! professor meowingtons!

[–]micahk2 0 points1 point ago

Dear God...it's...it's beautiful.

[–]zeblackfuhrer 1 point2 points ago

I was really hoping it would be Nick Cage's face on the whale.

[–]abigboot 0 points1 point ago

okay I thought the dolphin thing was funny, but this, I probably need to replace me keyboard because I started crying with laughter.

[–]BucketOfArse 0 points1 point ago

You're a bad man.

[–]triggershadow9er 1 point2 points ago

Cat fish!

[–]drfez 1 point2 points ago

Got this.

[–]Abraves119 -1 points0 points ago

Totally fake

[–]cubemaster21 0 points1 point ago

That looks just like my cat, down the goatee. http://imgur.com/Cpo8u

[–]ONOOOOO 0 points1 point ago

Came expecting Gabe.

[–]StevenJamesMoore 1 point2 points ago

Can someone please size/make this for a Facebook cover photo?

[–]Kartisan 0 points1 point ago

Yes, please!

[–]warped_and_bubbling 0 points1 point ago

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE KITTY WHALE

[–]Anonymo 0 points1 point ago

Meowjestic

[–]Carsonlt 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting some kind of "Nick Cage" photoshop........

[–]holyfuck123 0 points1 point ago

Orcas find a very hard time finding mates, so they just pick up cats.

[–]Elcycle 0 points1 point ago

Ive seen this creature before. The Killer Chale. Its almost as dangerous as it it majestic.

[–]PukasScondor -1 points0 points ago

I see your cat whale and raise you this http://imgur.com/gallery/BtVPF

[–]Hcanimals 1 point2 points ago

I googled crazy pictures and got a crazy picture! So cRaZyYyY!!!

[–]Tedddyninja20 0 points1 point ago

DOLCAT

[–]SugarMountain 0 points1 point ago

You and everyone who upvoted this is ....................

[–]coottenhimer 0 points1 point ago

You should have googled original title, but you probably would have been disappointed.

[–]twiddle_dum 0 points1 point ago

Jump Free Kitty!

[–]cadenn 0 points1 point ago

That's odd, this is what I got when I googled it http://i.imgur.com/BtVPF

[–]isthatacat 0 points1 point ago

that's a cat.

[–]naomeow 0 points1 point ago

Made my day.

[–]brokendimension 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see a hybrid of The Thing and Lugia.

[–]smreilly0726 0 points1 point ago

ORCAT!

[–]Bobop101 0 points1 point ago

When I read the title I was fully expecting a picture of Nicolas Cage

[–]postsentin 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of rainbow pandafish

[–]danaofdoom 0 points1 point ago

I had a good long laugh. Thanks.

[–]mamytime 0 points1 point ago

CATS ARE GODS

[–]Esc4p3 0 points1 point ago

So...cat woman and the penguin got back together?

[–]AtlasAnimated 1 point2 points ago

http://x18.xanga.com/ebce164069332282461734/m225159486.jpg

Now this is a truly majestic creature

[–]Sluuurp 0 points1 point ago

Cougar-squirrel-butterfly was the second result http://i.imgur.com/8ZiOW.jpg

[–]jimyin 0 points1 point ago

How in hell did I see this in anything but /r/new?

[–]EmeAngel 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]linkmahboi 0 points1 point ago

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? VOTE NOW FOR A FREE IPAD!!!

[–]jspliff1 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, the mighty kitty whale, a mighty predator of the water. It is a water mammal of the kitten orca variety. Kitty whales are found in all oceans, from the frigid Arctic and Antarctic regions to tropical seas. Kitty whales as a species have a diverse diet, although individual populations often specialize in particular types of prey. Some feed exclusively on fish, while others hunt humans often toying about with its prey before executing a feline fatality. Kitty whales are regarded as apex predators, lacking natural predators except for the mighty Dog Shark.

[–]AceTrainer_Alex 0 points1 point ago

Crazy. This same image has been stored on my iPod for months. Never knew it'd be so popular.

[–]franklloydwrong 0 points1 point ago

Its a a CATPISS

[–]monty477178 0 points1 point ago

It needs a narwhal tusk.

[–]everflow 0 points1 point ago

It would break its neck if it is so flexible as to look sideways. That is why the bottlenose dolphin's neck is less flexible than the river dolphin's, because the former is roaming the ocean at high speed and jumping out of the water, while the latter is swimming slowly through murky rivers.

[–]KMan604 0 points1 point ago

The Catorca.

[–]vashappenin 0 points1 point ago

Can someone edit a picture exactly like that except with this cat's head? Here's a couple of pictures
http://i.imgur.com/AIFUl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/QlXHy.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ZJxOQ.jpg

[–]ShittyMSPaintEdit 10 points11 points ago

Not my best, but here you go. I'm sure someone who knows what they're doing could do a better one.

[–]Wargizmo[!] 0 points1 point ago

"Have you seen me, evolutionists think I'm real"

[–]zoso33 0 points1 point ago

The orcat has been on the endangered species list for as long as I can remember.

[–]alaskan-assassin -2 points-1 points ago

That is SOOOOOOO ridiculous! XD

[–]acidaris -1 points0 points ago

That's my fiancé's cat. Her sister photoshopped it. I'll go find some other stuff for proof

EDIT: http://imgur.com/a/ljJZf Images of the cat (and her brother). I'll See if I can get the original when i get home.

Edit2: I've been corrected by the sister, she found the image, but it does look AMAZINGLY like her cat...

[–]NurRauch 0 points1 point ago

Acidaris will surely deliver.

EDIT: Yo, how come the cat in the real photos has brown eyes but the orca cat has green eyes?

[–]acidaris 0 points1 point ago

I considered them both as Yellow -- but it seems I was mistaken.

[–]BoerboelFace -3 points-2 points ago

It needs a narwhal tusk.

[–]Massa1337 -2 points-1 points ago

I don't think I've ever been "disapointed"