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How I feel whenever it's someone's cakeday. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]emarkd 33 points34 points ago

Not sure how I should react to this post since its your cakeday. I suppose I shouldn't give a shit...

[–]iliketurtles2795 7 points8 points ago

This is how I reacted

[–]HoneyBadgers_Forever 12 points13 points ago

iliketurtles2795

[–]DoodleBob88 5 points6 points ago

You feel like a black man in prison? Yikes.

[–]tagnut 4 points5 points ago

The word cakeday is bollocks. That is all.

[–]higginsnburke 5 points6 points ago

Yeah...that's pretty much how my family and friends reacted to my birthday too...

[–]noer96 20 points21 points ago

No one cares if it's your cake day

[–]polyshore 2 points3 points ago

So, my wife was talking and I random say, "look, it's Morgan Freeman saying I don't give a shit." Her immediate response was, "you don't have to be a dick."

[–]teh_fearless_leader 3 points4 points ago

Oh, the irony.

[–]onesillygooses 1 point2 points ago

So i dont give a shit either you fuck.

[–]ubomw 5 points6 points ago

Hi OP, happy cake day !

[–]lolrsk8s_2 0 points1 point ago

What's up faggots

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I missed my cake day and... 9coms 79pts 3dys gifs
It's my cake day. 4coms -6pts 6dys gifs
How i feel when people complain about the word "Swag" 1com 68pts 10dys reactiongifs
My opinion, as not american, about the chick-fil-a 6coms 3pts 11dys gifs
To everyone voicing their opinion on Chick-Fil-A, this is what I say to you. 5coms 43pts 13dys funny
Popped up on my newsfeed 0coms -2pts 14dys funny
This is my country 0coms 5pts 15dys pics
How I feel about the hundreds of "This is [random country] 0coms -4pts 16dys gifs
My reaction to the constant circlejerk about chris brown 1com -2pts 16dys funny
When people announce they're gay on Reddit 111coms 1273pts 17dys gifs
my favorite gameboy ad! 0coms 1pt 17dys gaming
My reaction to all the priceless Friendzone posts on reddit. 3coms 0pts 17dys funny
What the U.S. uniforms should have been [FIXED][FIXED][FIXED] 25coms 755pts 17dys funny
How I feel when I read anything "Batman", let alone 'spoiler'. 0coms 2pts 27dys funny
Whenever my Mom tells me about someone I went to high school with 0coms 8pts 28dys funny
How I Feel About "How I Feel About..." Posts 0coms -2pts 28dys funny
"But this has been posted a hundred times already!" 0coms -4pts 28dys funny
How I feel about Omegle posts. 48coms 1013pts 29dys funny
How I feel when a family member says "I pray for you." 3coms 2pts 29dys atheism
I work in retail and this is how I feel every time a customer tells me a product is cheaper somewhere else 494coms 1557pts 1mo gifs
Whenever redditors complain about the most meaningless things. 0coms 0pts 1mo gifs
When people say "THIS IS MY FAVORITE GIF" 1com -2pts 1mo gif
When someone tells me I've had too much to drink..... 26coms 473pts 1mo drunk
When my cousin tells me all about her high school drama problems 4coms 116pts 1mo gifs
How I feel after 365 days on Reddit, and thinking of potential 'karma' possibilities... 34coms 611pts 1mo reactiongifs
How I feel about "As an American" and "As an Englishmen" posts [FIXED] 2coms 75pts 1mo gifs
How I feel about the way you remember to spell words. 1com 0pts 1mo funny
My friend texted me saying that I was missing Snooki & Jwoww series premier last night. 3coms 17pts 1mo funny
My reaction to Trapped_In_Reddit being exposed 102coms 782pts 1mo reactiongifs
Friend called to tell me I missed my cake day 74coms 1096pts 2mos funny
"OMG you know you're going to hell right?!" 2coms 14pts 4mos atheism
And whenever I hear a "look who I ran into today"... 1com 14pts 4mos funny
Me, when I learned POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY was andrewsmith1986 [FIXED] 454coms 1307pts 5mos funny
How I feel about all the Whitney Houston status updates on Facebook. I must be a bastard. 22coms 274pts 6mos gifs
After 14 hours on Reddit, a realization 19coms 386pts 7mos gifs
How I feel about all of your Halloween costumes. 145coms 639pts 9mos funny
How I feel when people say "my favorite gif" 0coms 0pts 1mo funny
How I feel about all these "cleverbot fight" posts 17coms 397pts 20dys funny
For my class project I had to survey 20,000 people on what internet browser they liked best. Here was the answer. [x-post: r/technology] 0coms 5pts 20dys funny

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[–]Jungl3 3 points4 points ago

WTF reddit this is funny, sure it's nice to wish someone happy cake day etc but honestly do you reeeeeaaallly give a fuck about how long a person you've never met has been using a site that thousands of other poeple use. It's like living in a city and someone announcing they've lived there for a year, then doing a mediocre juggling trick and everyone giving them a dollar. And at the end of the day this submission was made to /r/funny a place for humour, try not to take the things posted here too seriously.

[–]Their_Police 2 points3 points ago

Types out paragraph defending OP

Jesus guise, don't take things so seriously!

[–]Jungl3 0 points1 point ago

Haha oh cruel irony.

[–]Their_Police 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for being a good sport about it at least.

[–]Jungl3 0 points1 point ago

When you lose your temper you don't fully realise what it is you're saying or doing... Until some smart cunt points it out ;)

[–]Aiken_Drumn 3 points4 points ago

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/300W/f/2010/302/c/3/iseewhatyoudidthere_by_iseewhatyoudidthere-d31rbdr.jpg

[–]Their_Police -4 points-3 points ago

I see what you did there? No, that's not the right picture for that.

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[–]Their_Police 0 points1 point ago

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[–]akakaze 0 points1 point ago

I think I'm getting tired, I expected the punchline to be Gary Oldman shouting "Everyone!" and it made me laugh a lot.

[–]wisewizard 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY INTERNETS BIRTHDAY! Eat the cake EAT IT!!!

[–]JediWookie -2 points-1 points ago

Upvote or Downvote???

[–]hooizyoo -1 points0 points ago

I guess you won't be upset about my downvote then.

[–]Dano719 -1 points0 points ago

You want a downvote, you got it!

[–]kalleguld 1 point2 points ago

How I feel when someone says how they feel when: http://www.reddit.com/tb/y9ri0

[–]sakredseven 0 points1 point ago

how i feel whenever somebody shows their feelings for when its somebody elses cake day http://i.imgur.com/amVGs.jpg

[–]noer96 0 points1 point ago

so meta

[–]Kuge -3 points-2 points ago

Isn't the line "I don't give a damn"?

[–]andrewsmith1986 -3 points-2 points ago

You really are towing the line with this post.

[–]aldude3 -2 points-1 points ago

Brooks was here.

[–]snowdog265 -2 points-1 points ago

My mind is full of fuck

[–]ReallyCoolFloor -4 points-3 points ago

I want to upvote because cake day, I want to down vote because shit ain't given...

[–]Cheesecurls -3 points-2 points ago

Also my reaction when posts from r/trees make it on the front page

[–]turnleftdale -4 points-3 points ago

I agree, but I'm downvoting you.

Meta.

[–]funnystuff97 -2 points-1 points ago

. * Ahem *

[–]JohnComplains -4 points-3 points ago

To be clear, I'm upvoting this because I agree, not because it's your cakeday.

I think it's a greater cause to get people to stop giving a shit about it being someones cakeday, than to deprive someone of an upvote because I'm fundamentally against something stupid and worthless.

[–]FullMoon1108 -4 points-3 points ago

You should give a shit or go back to 4chan

[–]texaslonghorn22 -4 points-3 points ago

Douche

[–]slimbones -5 points-4 points ago

It's funny cuz

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