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[–]homestargunner 128 points129 points ago

I miss the old Lindsay

[–]OkButWouldYouRather 86 points87 points ago

Okay, but would you rather have her act like a teenager for eternity or see her destroy her life publicly and you receive a little kitten that never ages?

[–]TogepiTickles 59 points60 points ago

Kitten please.

[–]Sthr33 0 points1 point ago

That'll be two kittens, hold the aging.

[–]bacon_cake 13 points14 points ago

Number 2! Oh god yes.

[–]5oclockRxn 12 points13 points ago

oh, the possibilities with this novelty account...

[–]oenoneshore 4 points5 points ago

Kittens are nice but it's cars that have personality. I would rather adopt a five year old cat with great personality than a kitten

[–]ohgeronimo 11 points12 points ago

But does that cat get 43 miles to the gallon average for highways?

[–]Pannecake -1 points0 points ago

IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED! Seriously Lindsay's life started really circling the drain when my cat gave birth to our forever kitten "Kitty-kate" or as we call her "Shitty-cakes" I've never wanted to drown a cat before....

I'd take Lindsay over Shitty Cake anyday

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 7 points8 points ago

she's the Sarah Kerrigan of celebrities

[–]MaoThatHurt 1 point2 points ago

And you're the Frederic Henry of aproners.

[–]BohmaJenkins 4 points5 points ago

Janice turned out to be hotter anyway.

[–]obsidianop 0 points1 point ago

To think there was a time when she was sexy, talented, and funny.

[–]dearbooboo 80 points81 points ago

You go glen coco!

[–]jhangel77 26 points27 points ago

Stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

[–]javabrewer 13 points14 points ago

I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

[–]HermyKermy 6 points7 points ago

She doesn't even go here!

[–]Iggyhopper 1 point2 points ago

Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!

[–]jtfar 35 points36 points ago

She doesn't even say that line in that scene!

[–]sbucks168 49 points50 points ago

She doesn't even go here!

[–]wabbajacky 6 points7 points ago

I just have a lot of feelings.

[–]sbucks168 3 points4 points ago

Ok go home.

[–]leyniaz 17 points18 points ago

Thank you! The correct frame is when Cady is visiting Janice at her work. And Janice says she smells like a baby prostitute.

[–]jtfar 7 points8 points ago

And Ms. Norbury comes by and asks Cady how mathletes is going. And Damien tells her it's social suicide.

[–]nowthatssarcasm 3 points4 points ago

nope, wrong scene.

[–]leyniaz 4 points5 points ago

That happens earlier. The British man quote comes after Cady has already practically become plastic.

[–]funbobby86 6 points7 points ago

"Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic."

[–]leyniaz 1 point2 points ago

"AND I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK. I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK."

[–]fabtastik 186 points187 points ago

Why are so many adults interested in a teenaged girls hairstyle?

Seriously, what the fuck? Who the fuck cares?

[–]DontSayAlot 157 points158 points ago

Reddit doesn't consist of only adults. Sorry to break it to you.

[–]vinfx 33 points34 points ago

You're right. Here's the "official" breakdown.

|============> Misogynistic neck beards
|===============> Asperger literalists lacking funny bones
|==> Women
|==> Women fishing for compliments on r/GoneWild
|==============> Women hiding under male screen names
|==================> Gamer addicts
|============================> Atheists
|=======> Wiccans & Pagans
|===> Christians
|========================> Teenagers searching for boob pics
|===========> Programmers
|=======> Engineers    
|====> Scientists
|==> Pedophiles
|====================> Ebophiles
|======================================> Cat people
|=============================> Dog people
|===> Bird people
|======================> Fat people haters and mockers
|=================> Racists who only come out when people are tossing
                    the nigger word around and then manage to work nigger
                    into every one of their posts in the thread
                    as a show of how un-racist they think they are

[–]AGodlessHeathen 9 points10 points ago

But... I fall under probably... five of those categories. I don't even

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 5 points6 points ago

Guys!! I regret to inform you that he/she hasn't posted in GW.

[–]BurningWater 0 points1 point ago

Are you a Female scientist? Who own's a cat and enjoy gaming and searching for boob pics?

[–]sonoviva 0 points1 point ago

I'm a bird person, I can confirm this.

[–]Yenegon 0 points1 point ago

You forgot closet racists.

[–]NonSequiturEdit 8 points9 points ago

I don't even know who this is.

[–]spage6 1 point2 points ago

Beat me to it. I don't know who the fuck either of them are.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

Miley Cyrus is an adult.

[–]om_nom_nom 5 points6 points ago

Still a teenager though.

[–]memeaddictedchick 3 points4 points ago

She's like 20 something, right?..that's not a teenager.

[–]ShotgunWedding0 5 points6 points ago

Apparently she's still 19, gonna be turning 20 later this year though.

[–]lydocia 20 points21 points ago

Adults? You must not have got the memo. It's summer holidays.

[–]GrimaceJoe 2 points3 points ago

To borrow a term from 4chan: summerfags.

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 0 points1 point ago

Can you explain that term to me please. I'm always to scared to ask in r/4chan.

[–]ThoughtShotgun 1 point2 points ago

thank you

[–]EntingFantastic -1 points0 points ago

This is a default subreddit, there's lot of shit here so I don't know why people still complain about these type of posts on default subreddits.

[–]iamagainstit 0 points1 point ago

seriously, can we please stop talking about her haircut.

[–]BurntSyrkut 1 point2 points ago

Once you've actually matured, you feel the need to act like a child again.

Have kids. You'll yearn for something as simple as making fun of a celebrity.

[–]shades_of_black 13 points14 points ago

Is it still bullying if the subject is a celebrity?

[–]wildweasel91 30 points31 points ago

it is probably still full of secrets

[–]CrazyBastard 31 points32 points ago

are we a fucking tabloid now?

[–]eatmyboogersjerk 6 points7 points ago

Oh you poor ignorant fool. We have been a tabloid since time immemorial.

[–]cats_only 11 points12 points ago

To everyone who keeps referring to her as a teenager... She's probably older than you.

[–]flesh_crayon 5 points6 points ago

I feel like I'm the only person who watched Mean Girls and didn't feel the need to reference like it was a staple of modern film.

[–]blarglznoflo -1 points0 points ago

I don't think people are referencing it because it's that great of a film, but it does have a lot of relevant quotes on many subjects. That's why I quote it so often.

[–]DontSayAlot 24 points25 points ago

I can't help it if I have a wide-set vagina and a strong flow.

[–]triple_OH_7 34 points35 points ago

...a heavy flow? I'm pretty sure she says "a heavy flow." I remember this because the mental images that accompany that phrase are pretty traumatic.

[–]powerpuffgirl 17 points18 points ago

You're right. The line is, "But I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"

[–]DontSayAlot 4 points5 points ago

Most likely; haven't watched the movie in a month or two...

[–]Kaitar 213 points214 points ago

Am I the only one that kind of...likes her hair? Sure, it is a little weird, but its interesting...

[–]ThoughtShotgun 344 points345 points ago

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HER HAIR?!

[–]Lebowski_ 37 points38 points ago

There are 7.74 billion people in the world, seeing as there's only a few million people who browse reddit, I would estimate that you and 99% of the world do not give a shit about her hair.

[–]4realthistime 17 points18 points ago

Her hair will grow and change but what the fuck did this poor girl do to her lips?

[–]dyljm2 24 points25 points ago

We are the 99%.

[–]starchildx 6 points7 points ago

Am I the only one who doesn't know who that person is?

[–]winless 2 points3 points ago

Seriously. It took reading through dozens of comments just referring to 'her' or 'she', but it looks like it's Miley Cyrus.

[–]Kaitar 4 points5 points ago

I honestly don't care either, she can do whatever the heck she wants with her hair. I was just saying that I don't think its that terrible of a haircut.

[–]mul4mbo 42 points43 points ago

You aren't the only one. But like, I hate admitting my awareness of this issue, you know? It so shouldn't even be on my radar...

[–]feureau 21 points22 points ago

It wouldn't be on my radar if not from the fact that reddit kept putting it back on my radar.

And now that you've mentioned it, I totally dig her haircut. But then again, I have a thing for /r/shorthairedhotties

[–]HomieHavko 15 points16 points ago

That's so fetch

[–]sbwdux 18 points19 points ago

STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN

[–]McFro 3 points4 points ago

Came here just to bring some support to my fellow "/r/shorthairedhotties" lovers. I'm just saying I'd still hit it.

[–]jollyholliday 9 points10 points ago

Do guys not like long hair anymore? I thought it was preferred. Serious question.

[–]frenchhornhero 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend has moderately long hair, but personally I wouldn't Be opposed to seeing it cut, just for the hell of it.

[–]McFro 1 point2 points ago

They do, but I believe that it's been not so much a taboo, as just on the DL (down low) that women with short hair can be sexy too. So out of fear of ridicule I like many others I'm assuming since this is apparently a shock never shouted from the mountain tops "I love Aeon Flux because Charlize looks as hot as she is badass!"

[–]winless 1 point2 points ago

It's almost like there's different preferences amongst the billions of males on the planet! The social norm is long hair for girls, but you can't extrapolate what any individual person will find attractive based on that.

[–]KingslandGrange 2 points3 points ago

I am very glad that I browsed this thread. Thank you for making me aware of /r/shorthairedhotties. I feel like my life now, somehow, is fuller that it has ever been before.

[–]Kaitar 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. If everyone was saying they loved her hair, I wouldn't even bother to say that "omg I like it too guise" I was mostly just commenting because I felt like no one was even taking the time to form their personal opinion. It shouldn't be an issue. Its just some girls hair.

[–]leahyrain 0 points1 point ago

[–]silent_p 8 points9 points ago

Am I the only one who firmly believes that people can do whatever the hell they want with their hair?

[–]raskolnikov- 5 points6 points ago

Well, I like it. I think she looked boring, before.

[–]ICANSEEYOUFAPPING 8 points9 points ago

I think its really stupid that people are making fun of her hair considering she donated it to charity. People can be such asses.

[–]nonbasic 3 points4 points ago

she did not donate her hair to charity. it would be very difficult to make a wig from her hair because it has been colored and processed so many times.

[–]ICANSEEYOUFAPPING 2 points3 points ago

It would be difficult, but both 'Locks of Love' and 'Children with Hair Loss' accept hair that has been dyed. 'Locks of Love' does not accept bleached hair but 'Children with hair loss' accepts hair as long as it is in good condition.

[–]mmmorgan 6 points7 points ago

I appreciate the ballsiness of the haircut, but I loved her long hair.

[–]blarglznoflo 3 points4 points ago

I don't really see all these Malfoy comparisons as an insult to her, honestly. I think it's just funny to point out the resemblance. I kind of like it too, I've wanted to get a cut like that.

[–]creamcheesebagel420 5 points6 points ago

i think that's just a bad picture. also people are used to seeing her with TONS of photoshop.

https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/status/235249832032362497/photo/1/large here's a way better one, she's still beautiful i think!!

[–]somnolent49 0 points1 point ago

Pretty awful quality, but she's damn cute in that shot. Thenagain i'm a total sucker for short hair.

[–]Kaitar 2 points3 points ago

:o okay, now I love her hair. And the red lipstick looks gorgeous with her bleached hair!

If people had used this photo instead of the one the OP used, I bet they would be saying some different things.

[–]creamcheesebagel420 1 point2 points ago

Agreed!! :D

[–]bearodactylrak 2 points3 points ago

The thing I don't get is why reddit is so obsessed with it. Really, Miley Cyrus' hair is the most pressing topic of the day?

[–]random19 4 points5 points ago

I like it too, and i'm sure she does as well (hence why she got it?).

Reddit just has nothing better to do than make fun of attractive people to forget about there own imperfections

[–]Aetheriumsoldier 10 points11 points ago

I'm really getting sick of Reddit. All anyone really does lately is make fun of teen girls that I wouldn't even know exist if they hadn't all been like "Hey guys, Miley Cyrus got a dumb hairdo amiright!?" And then when you have a different opinion than someone else, they downvote you into the Nether region. It's getting ridiculous....

[–]Roflkopt3r 36 points37 points ago

You should have seen what happens when Reddit actually likes the girls that try weird things. It was in the Olympics subreddit that someone posted this picture of the Russian female gymnasts. The feedback? "Lovely", "Awesome", "I'm glad to see them having fun".

Now imagine any random group of teenage girl had posted this somewhere on the internet. The exact same picture would probably have frontpaged over /r/wtf with an headline such as "What girls think is pretty these days..." or something amongst those lines. The feedback would be "disgusting", "WTF?", "retarded?" and so on.

So, what happened when I mentioned this in the r/olympics comment? Someone tried convincing me that it's different because these girls earned the right to have fun by beeing top athletes. Dafuq? It's necessary to earn the right of having fun in one's free time these days?

Real reasons are easily explained: Stereotypes, judgement purely based on sympathy and taking things out of context as people please.

[–]potterarchy 3 points4 points ago

beeing top athletes

http://i.imgur.com/Qi8tG.gif

[–]Aetheriumsoldier 3 points4 points ago

And you're getting downvoted for having a different opinion. Who gives a shit about reddiquette, right? I agree with what you said, and honestly why does Reddit care so much about what a teenager does to her hair? C'mon guys, really.

[–]Cthulhu_Bloop 2 points3 points ago

As a counter point, why are we not allowed to make jokes about a celebrity without everyone jumping straight to the conclusion that we all vehemently hate her and have nothing better to do?

I mean, come on, the picture isn't wrong. She does look like Malfoy.

[–]Aetheriumsoldier 2 points3 points ago

Like I said, the joke just got old. Once you see 30 posts all about Miley's hair, it's not funny anymore. The first one was funny, but now everyone is just having a hatefest on a teen's hair.

[–]yeropinionman 0 points1 point ago

cute girl is cute

[–]Roflkopt3r -1 points0 points ago

Short hair typically puts the emphasis more on face and body. Both look fine, and I like her hair as well.

Kinda sad that Reddit has become so mindless. On the one hand always telling you how awesome even rare styles can be and how nobody should be judged based on his unique preferences, but going batshit insane when either 1) stars they don't like or 2) teenage girls try it.

But that happens when a site such as Reddit becomes too popular. Mindless groups get attracted to it, original canons of values quickly dissipate and huge groups of upvote-and-forget voters decide the contents.

[–]GrimmLo 0 points1 point ago

I am not aMmiley Cyrus fan, and usually don't read about her on purpose but so many people were commenting about it. Anyway, I actually kind of love her hair. I love shaved sides and punky cuts and I think it's really cute. The picture used in the meme isn't the most flattering representation of the cut though.

[–]joeanon 0 points1 point ago

I give her credit for the attempt, but it really shows off how NOT especially pretty she is for a TV personality.

That sounds horrible, but it's her job. Image is everything for someone who's main talent is selling themselves.

The bad part is it makes her look younger and that's the last thing she needed. A change would have been good, just not this one.

The funny part will be when she talks with their haircut. I bet she stays out of the media for a few weeks while it grows out a little and they can fix it.

[–]Writingwhileontoilet 0 points1 point ago

I actually more than kind of like it, I wish more girls did this kind of thing.

[–]KryptKat 1 point2 points ago

I like girls with shaved heads and alt hairstyles. Miley actually just went from being off my radar to kind of hot.

[–]beefwich 1 point2 points ago

I've only seen it today, but I think it's pretty cool looking and balsy as fuck. Plus, I mean, it's hair-- it's not stuck like that forever.

[–]Readingrainboom 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I really like it.

[–]Aetheriumsoldier 48 points49 points ago

She donated her hair guys, stop giving her so much shit. Also this joke is getting really old, fast.

[–]cheatonus 60 points61 points ago

LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you BASTARDS! LEAVE MILEY ALONE!…..Please.

[–]victore992 9 points10 points ago

I thought you couldn't donate bleached or colored hair.

[–]Aetheriumsoldier 7 points8 points ago

She bleached it afterwards I guess. I'm not trying to stick up for her or anything, it's a dumb hairdo. She should have just donated it all instead of leaving small parts. I'm just saying the joke is old and if a teenage girl wants to have weird hair, let her

[–]cyberphonic 8 points9 points ago

Someone posted a pic of her the other day on a train, on her way to the salon and her hair was already bleached.

[–]Aetheriumsoldier 8 points9 points ago

Then I don't know. Maybe they let her donate it because she's rich as tits?

[–]splashyyy 8 points9 points ago

If it was to locks of love they don't actually donate it anyway. Most of the time they just sell it to people with alopecia. Plus, there's even a backup of hair in the LOL system right now and a few of my friends got turned away a couple months ago because they had TOO much hair. LOL just told them to keep it...

[–]Kasplazm 5 points6 points ago

stop giving her so much shit

I'm not trying to stick up for her

Yeah, okay Crocker.

[–]Aetheriumsoldier 3 points4 points ago

I admit, it is a dumb haircut. I'm not trying to say it's not. What I meant by "stop giving her so much shit" is why does Reddit give a shit about what a teenage girl does to her hair? Is there really nothing else going on in the world that deserves more attention than the life of a teenager?

[–]victore992 3 points4 points ago

Oh I agree, I was just genuinely curious about the donating part.

[–]Aetheriumsoldier 5 points6 points ago

Yeah I don't know why she bleached it, I guess she just wanted to stick out.

[–]iRideDragons 3 points4 points ago

I don't get why you got downvoted.

[–]Aetheriumsoldier 0 points1 point ago

Because Reddit downvotes you for having a different opinion than the majority, which is against reddiquette. But who gives a shit about the rules, right?

[–]tswpoker1 14 points15 points ago

Donated her hair? How wonderful for her....lighten up for fucks sake, she looks straight up like Draco Malfoy

[–]oliveh44 5 points6 points ago

Snape would be so proud of her

[–]DasBoss 4 points5 points ago

She donated her hair, 10 points to Slytherin!

[–]PachecoOwnz 5 points6 points ago

Nice try, Miley.

[–]Aetheriumsoldier 2 points3 points ago

Sorry for going along with the joke, jeez...

[–]vadergeek 7 points8 points ago

Okay, Reddit. I understand your love of the nerdy celebrities, the Gabes and the Fillions. I even understand your weird need to share your hatred of certain conventional celebrities, even if I dislike it. But why have I seen half a dozen jokes about the hair of a young, mediocre musician? I mean, it's not like she made her hair into a windmill or something, it's just short.

[–]blarglznoflo 4 points5 points ago

It amuses people that she looks like Malfoy. I think that's all this is...not hating her, not insulting her, just calling attention to the resemblance.

[–]twordslinked 4 points5 points ago

This girl down the street from me got a crazy haircut. If I uploaded it would you guys care. NO! Clearly this is just because shes famous. Girls everywhere do weird shit with their hair everyday. Let her do what the fuck she wants. Good for her for not falling into what we expect her to be. lets keep the celeb circle jerks off Reddit.

[–]RebaBlack 3 points4 points ago

I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

[–]DefinitelyPositive 7 points8 points ago

Am I the only one who finds that haircut really appealing? I love short hair.

[–]RagingBearFish 3 points4 points ago

Pretty sure she'd look a lot better with that haircut if she didn't dye it blonde...

[–]Paddy_Tanninger 2 points3 points ago

I think he actually looks like a more attractive woman. Dude would be smokin if he grew his hair.

[–]Zanizelli 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks her haircut is actually pretty cute?

[–]BlueBird518 2 points3 points ago

What is Miley doing? Is she trying to be all punk and lash out against her "horrible" famous life style? She should stop hanging on to her daddy's coat tales and get a real job then as a Walmart cashier. I don't give a shit that she's being an attention whore. But I did snort and chuckle a bit at this comparison to Draco. :P

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

High school never ends. Seriously. You guys are seriously upvoting critiques of Miley Cyrus's hair.

In other news, have you seen Miranda Cosgroves dress that she wore! It's ridick!!!1

[–]Mrkiruru -1 points0 points ago

GASP, the similarity is uncanny

[–]chilldude24 2 points3 points ago

Miley looks like a white black person now.

[–]BDKhXc 4 points5 points ago

is that seriously Rachel McAdams?

Edit: nvm, i thought that's why it would be relevant, but who is it?

[–]skipdog172 7 points8 points ago

Stop talking about Miley's haircut. Wow...

I'm pretty convinced now, that the majority on Reddit is under 16.

ugh

[–]Ericb25 19 points20 points ago

You sound 15

"ugh"

[–]Yellerfeller 2 points3 points ago

Stop commenting on these posts then, downvote it and move on. It really is that simple.

[–]armedwithturtles 3 points4 points ago

I'm a big fan of her hair, and short haired girls in general

[–]Juttore 3 points4 points ago

boo you whore

[–]Dominoes282 1 point2 points ago

No, she'd look like SHIT

[–]tommy2fingers 0 points1 point ago

That's not what parantheses are for.

[–]Todomanna 1 point2 points ago

Wow, they both have medium length platinum blond hair, they're twins!

[–]hungdailou 1 point2 points ago

Forget her hair, what happened to her face?

[–]tomsfoolery 1 point2 points ago

what is up with those lips??? did they always look like that? wtf

[–]cokefizz 0 points1 point ago

I dont understand her eyebrows. I thought the same with the picture of her in the plane that was posted too.

[–]drknight 0 points1 point ago

[–]Anargh 0 points1 point ago

Her hair looks fine, her lips just makes her look hella washed out in this picture. I think it's a cute cut, I don't see the big deal.

[–]lalindsey 0 points1 point ago

What's up with her lips?

[–]KMFCM 0 points1 point ago

it helps if you're pretty in the first place

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

DEA Celebrities besides Louis CK?

[–]MandyWinn 0 points1 point ago

Miley would be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Miley, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN.

[–]potsandpants 0 points1 point ago

If I were Draco Malfoy I'd have hurt feelings since my hairstyle is being used in comparison with Miley's new hair.

[–]asldkfououhe 0 points1 point ago

i mean you people REALLY care about this

[–]keridoll -1 points0 points ago

I like her haircut. I think it's cute.

[–]killjucker5000 0 points1 point ago

FAKKU!

[–]InterwebCeleb 1 point2 points ago

She looks like Portia de Rossi, and I'm surprised no one has mentioned it yet.

[–]oenoneshore 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god this is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen

[–]rotisserieve 1 point2 points ago

you know something's wrong when you see this on facebook before reddit..

[–]tebu810 1 point2 points ago

I don't care about Miley or Lindsay, but Lizzy is fuckin' beautiful.

[–]Levophed 0 points1 point ago

Stop this, stop this now

[–]Flynn_lives 0 points1 point ago

MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

[–]GrimaceJoe 0 points1 point ago

Okay so tabloidy shit like popstar haircuts is now meme material... what the fuck happened to you, internet? You used to be cool.

[–]FaipDeOaid 0 points1 point ago

still think she looks like justin bieber.

[–]cheezeburglar -1 points0 points ago

Miley still looks like a slammin hottie. Just sayin.

[–]blank_generation 0 points1 point ago

Wow, reddit sure is obsessed with Miley Cyrus' hairdo.

[–]Magfaeridon 0 points1 point ago

British man. Not British pre-pubescent teenage boy.

[–]Williebob 0 points1 point ago

You call THAT a man?!

[–]Thenightsky123 1 point2 points ago

I can not believe people care so much about one persons haircut... there is more important shit in life

[–]suite307 -1 points0 points ago

I don't get the pony craze, it's stupid, boring and bland... and it's for girls. I guess i don't get all that forever alone trends. God damn ponies.

[–]skyboy111111 1 point2 points ago

*hit the nail on the (hair).

[–]tehpwnzorerzz11 0 points1 point ago

frankly i think absolutely nothing to do with her hair. its mostly her face that does it for me her lips look disgusting

[–]electricmice 1 point2 points ago

miley cyrus is probably crying now because she realized she made a huge mistake.

[–]Libertyskin 0 points1 point ago

haters gonna... well, you know.

[–]twerkaholic -1 points0 points ago

She looks like a Skyrim character.

[–]roiperez 0 points1 point ago

Yet again another thing I would never hear about unless I came on Reddit

[–]theMstrBlstr 0 points1 point ago

Am i the only one that thinks she looks fucking hot now?

[–]for_science_bro 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone done the obligatory face swap yet?

If so, ctl+f has failed me :(

[–]Fraige 0 points1 point ago

That's not even the right scene :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Quack quack quack quack quack boom shotgun

[–]oneslyfox 0 points1 point ago

Oh, back when Lindsay Lohan was very pretty.

[–]hoody8 0 points1 point ago

Sorta ironic because the actor that played Malfoy is now going bald and could do with a head of hair like that.

[–]coottenhimer 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god who the hell cares.

[–]TechnocracyTeiou 0 points1 point ago

Who has on more lipstick?

[–]skipper224 0 points1 point ago

false, draco malfoy is not a man. he is a pussy faced little faggoty retard

[–]TimmyTheHellraiser 0 points1 point ago

Who the hell is that?

[–]bjbyrne -1 points0 points ago

The girl on the right does look a little like a British man.

[–]novagurl358 0 points1 point ago

Ya know I really didn't think her face could look any weirder but then this happened and I was proved wrong

[–]inthefantry -1 points0 points ago

It doesn't look that bad, it isn't like she got a mullet or something.

[–]pipstarr7 0 points1 point ago

I know this doesn't matter, but it's bothering me. This still is NOT the part of the movie when she says that quote.

[–]alamb277 0 points1 point ago

malfoy is much more attractive.

[–]sunpex 0 points1 point ago

The reason she cut her locks is cause she is going to guest star on "Two and a half men", as a love object for the idiot son, and then go for Ashton, she's going for the "slutty" look...

[–]HeyMakoooooooooowoah 0 points1 point ago

I, for one, would like to commend Miley for staying mostly out of the media spotlight, making films no one watches, not releasing any music lately, and continuing her noble decent into obscurity and wish to honor her by not giving a shit about her haircut.

[–]Mish8 0 points1 point ago

Mean Girls is right about everything!

[–]joeyheartbear 0 points1 point ago

Just wait until her father hears about this!

[–]LadyGreenFyre 0 points1 point ago

Hey look! Butters IS real!