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[–]chuck406 57 points58 points ago

And yet you'll still be browsing an hour from now.

[–]Zpiritual 19 points20 points ago

This.

People browse Reddit for hours yet they can't seem to find the time for a 30 second clip. Instant gratification-diction in it's finest I guess :)

[–]daltonfury 13 points14 points ago

It's not quality, it's quantity.

[–]Real-Life-Reddit 2 points3 points ago

1 funny post or 100 mildly interesting posts.

Seeing as how r/mildlyinteresting is going I'll go with the number 2.

[–]NextDayAir -1 points0 points ago

it's not the 30 second clips that get skipped, it's the 45 minute ones where the OP just says something like, "wait for it" or, "there's a funny part in the middle, but you gotta watch it to get it."

I don't want to watch 10 minutes of bleh for 5 seconds of funny.

I also skip any that come up with an ad when I click them. in that case this is relevant. I mean, I don't care how others browse reddit. but if I want to watch videos, I'll go to youtube to watch videos. if I want to scan through a couple dozen funny/cute pictures in a few minutes, I'll come here.

also, same thing GrinningPariah said down below (or up above, depending where the votes take this post)

I have a burst of a few seconds' attention to direct at reddit before I've got to flick my attention back to the other stuff I'm doing.

[–]comicsansibar 0 points1 point ago

Thats why i look and see the response to the video. If its positive i'll watch it.

[–]HarryCox 4 points5 points ago

You could just watch the video in the time you check the comments

[–]GrinningPariah 2 points3 points ago

It's not like I have a solid hour to dedicate though. I have a burst of a few seconds' attention to direct at reddit before I've got to flick my attention back to the other stuff I'm doing. It's redditing on the side, we all do it.

[–]Miz_Mink 2 points3 points ago

Knowing in advance that the video will take more than 2 minutes is enough to make my guilt kick in and send me back to work. Noooooo, I don't want to go back to work!

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

And this is exactly what is wrong with reddit.

[–]hobofats 12 points13 points ago

meh. I would rather see a video than more "Facebook Gold [FB]"

[–]NoPunOffended 1 point2 points ago

We moved on from "Facebook Gems [FB]"?

[–]manny_plaquiao_dds 0 points1 point ago

Now that's what I call progress.

[–]AllDizzle 103 points104 points ago

...WHO GOES ON REDDIT (A PLACE TO WASTE TIME) AND THEN COMPLAINS ABOUT SOMETHING TAKING TIME?

[–]jhiojhiop 57 points58 points ago

I go to Reddit to waste my time, but i'm still too lazy to view videos or actually read and pictures with too much text.

[–]ChiefNugs 3 points4 points ago

Such is the problem with redditors nowadays. The interesting articles are pushed to the 20th page because of idiots who come to this website just to upvote cat pictures. I even blocked r/adviceanimals, r/aww, and r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu, yet the trite culture from those subs still permeates to the other subreddits. Being in r/funny, I fully expect this to be downvoted.

[–]leahyrain 19 points20 points ago

Too Long Did Not Read

[–]RobotsAreRad 7 points8 points ago

TL;DR

[–]NextDayAir 9 points10 points ago

tl

[–]GiggityGiggityGooOO 3 points4 points ago

l

[–]NextDayAir 6 points7 points ago

.

[–]rx8geek 10 points11 points ago

You make an excellent point

[–]leahyrain 3 points4 points ago

tldr

[–]Khiva -1 points0 points ago

Downvoted for whining.

[–]timmeh87 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted arbitrarily

[–]bst722 -5 points-4 points ago

This. Definitely this.

[–]cjlonghorn25 11 points12 points ago

people wanting karma?

[–]lolwatokay 3 points4 points ago

People at work.

[–]TorchicBlaziken 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much everyone, which is the mystery of Reddit.

[–]ZaphodBreeblebrox 29 points30 points ago

[–]LostSoles 11 points12 points ago

I think you're missing something..

[–]ZaphodBreeblebrox 6 points7 points ago

maybe, but that song is gonna be stuck in your head forever

[–]MarkHawk 12 points13 points ago

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT.

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT.

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT.

[–]Nedhudir 0 points1 point ago

cold POP

[–]kingbarnabyjones 5 points6 points ago

o lawd jeezus isa fawr

[–]saysPOOP 40 points41 points ago

/r/funny is usually viewed at work or at school and funny things that need sound cannot be appreciated as much.

[–]arthurardvark1 31 points32 points ago

Or on mobile. I'm not going to wait for a video to load.

[–]dave32891 22 points23 points ago

videos load faster than gifs when it comes to my phone

[–]EntingFantastic 2 points3 points ago

Why do people always post GIFs in comments? They take a shit load of time to load. Redditors need to learn to be funny using words.

[–]arthurardvark1 1 point2 points ago

If I'm browsing on alien blue in "optimal" and I try to load a gig the whole thing freezes and crashes.

[–]NYKevin 0 points1 point ago

Redditors need to learn to be funny using words.

Nope.

[–]EntingFantastic -1 points0 points ago

That makes no sense? You can't read faster than you watch videos?

[–]NYKevin -1 points0 points ago

No, I don't feel like learning.

[–]rommelcake 2 points3 points ago

4g bitches.

[–]arthurardvark1 3 points4 points ago

I meant waiting for the YouTube Mobile to load. It's so slow.

[–]kzm 1 point2 points ago

Not on Android.

[–]CaesarOrgasmus 4 points5 points ago

Maybe not on yours.

[–]PaullyDee19 1 point2 points ago

Then don't click the fucking link potatohead.

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[–]CardboardHeatshield 1 point2 points ago

I view

FTFY

[–]PaullyDee19 0 points1 point ago

If it's funny it can go in r/funny. And why the fuck would r/funny be viewed at work/school more than any other subreddit?

[–]cjlonghorn25 -1 points0 points ago

how can you be incognito at work with videos? answer. you can't.

[–]The_Elephant_Man 4 points5 points ago

Is this kind of a repost?

[–]andrewsmith1986 12 points13 points ago

We should keep reactiongifs in /r/reactiongifs

[–]hnrqoliv182 8 points9 points ago

To add, this is a repost with the exact same title.

[–]lalondtm 4 points5 points ago

Ain't nobody got time for yo reposts!!

[–]GiPwner 7 points8 points ago

I have time, but I still don't bother watching them....

[–]A_Strangelove 0 points1 point ago

That sounds familiar.

[–]InstigatorNY 1 point2 points ago

[–]legalize_meth 6 points7 points ago

I'm so sick of seeing this gif posted all the time.

[–]blackfuse 4 points5 points ago

What is the source for this?

[–]RalphiesBoogers[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Interview

Remix

Edit: Just realized I linked to videos in this thread.. :>

[–]blackfuse 5 points6 points ago

Ain't nobody got time for that.

[–]RalphiesBoogers[S] -1 points0 points ago

What is the source for this?

[–]blackfuse 6 points7 points ago

Ain't nobody got time to show you.

[–]Escalotes 1 point2 points ago

see gif. want to listen to song. op delivered.

[–]Hamst3rdamn 0 points1 point ago

Hey that's my news station!

[–]prostatepoker 21 points22 points ago

I AM SO TIRED OF THIS GIF.

[–]ChiantiAndFavaBeans 10 points11 points ago

I never tire of Sweet Brown. OH LAWD JESUS, THERE'S A FAHR!

[–]SilversunPickups 6 points7 points ago

Why? Because she's black?

racist sob

[–]imjoshdean 4 points5 points ago

[–]SilversunPickups 2 points3 points ago

Stop taking pictures of me D:

also I don't get it

[–]SilversunPickups 2 points3 points ago

[–]Chxnce 14 points15 points ago

It's a gem. /s

[–]justinsidebieber 0 points1 point ago

\s

[–]abeau 3 points4 points ago

This is for sure my all time favorite gif. Different strokes, I guess

[–]underdabridge 3 points4 points ago

What the fuck?

Here's some flowcharts, dickwad.

Not /r/funny <-----No---- Is it funny ---> Yes ----> /r/funny

Is it a reaction gif posted endlessly already ----> Yes -----> Shove it up your ass.

[–]ItinerantDegenerate 1 point2 points ago

None of the crap on r/funny is funny, so clearly your "flowchart" is wrong.

[–]underdabridge -1 points0 points ago

Without agreeing or disagreeing with whether /r/funny is funny, I must tactfully point out that you fail to understand the difference between objective and normative.

[–]ItinerantDegenerate -1 points0 points ago

I understand the difference perfectly.

[–]underdabridge 0 points1 point ago

Of course you do, princess.

[–]superwaiter 4 points5 points ago

It's ironic, I think just that, there's no time to watch that movie... Then proceed to spend the next 8 hours on Reddit.

[–]teegle1 0 points1 point ago

Quit. Posting. This. Gif. Please.

[–]Aesthete 1 point2 points ago

/r/youtubehaiku ftw. Fun-sized video hilarity.

[–]sir_fap_not 0 points1 point ago

Lies

[–]Bill_Clintons_Choad 1 point2 points ago

I'm always happy to see this gif due to the fact that its from my local news station. Oh and here's the link to the video where it's originally from haha.

[–]PedraoMN 0 points1 point ago

That is why i subscribed to r/youtubehaiku

[–]MineWiz 0 points1 point ago

To you 5 or 6 people linking Videos in r/funny...
FTFY

[–]Strifeee 1 point2 points ago

When there's no "skip this ad in 5 seconds" button, you lost me.

[–]raptroszx 1 point2 points ago

Adblock is your friend :)

[–]knight4646 0 points1 point ago

The woman in that gif looks like she's having a small seizure.

[–]SlowTape 0 points1 point ago

Seen this exact post many times.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Ain't NOBODY got time fo dat

[–]1trull2many 0 points1 point ago

As a DSL user, I would like to point out the irony of

A) this gif in and of itself; and

B) your use of it to criticize video posters

[–]rommelcake -1 points0 points ago

To you guys linking videos in r/funny...

I'm at work and can't listen to your videos!

[–]BigRedHair 1 point2 points ago

I watch that video once a week...and laugh every time.

[–]Freckleguy 1 point2 points ago

Says the guy who posts a gif. Granted it was fast.

[–]Darth_Hobbes 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you, we need more non-imgur content.

[–]FokJulleNaaiers 0 points1 point ago

Aint nobody got time for double negatives.

[–]NEStendog 0 points1 point ago

(☉౪ ⊙)

[–]goaless 0 points1 point ago

The fuck is that supposed to be..

[–]Dick_Serious 0 points1 point ago

Man, I made this exact same joke months ago and it got 4 upvotes and I was told twice it wasn't funny.

I was going to be bitter about it then I remembered I don't care.

And now I'm gonna eat some potato chips!

[–]theawesomelucas -1 points0 points ago

This really, really, really, really is not a funny .gif.

[–]Offensive_Username2 0 points1 point ago

I was just thinking, whatever happened to videos on r/funny? They used to be all over the place and they were usually my favorite part.

[–]Keepoffgrass 1 point2 points ago

i used to work at that news station. any time there was a big fire people would go around saying "OH LORDY A FIRE"

[–]teegle1 0 points1 point ago

That doesn't really have much to do with the post but I thought that was funny!

[–]Offensive_Username2 -1 points0 points ago

Don't gifs take forever to load? Videos are usually faster.

[–]wispyfellow 0 points1 point ago

drops sick beat Ain't nobody got time for that! Ain't nobody got time for that! Ain't nobody got time for that!

[–]ashtonishing18 0 points1 point ago

This gif applies to sooo many things in life.

[–]iagainsti 0 points1 point ago

I think I've seen this black woman every day on the frontpage in the last week. Apparently no one has time for anything.

[–]MileHighBarfly 0 points1 point ago

Also, there's a subreddit for gifs, and reaction gifs.

[–]eljorgeruiz 0 points1 point ago

How does one speaks Ebonics?

[–]AtlasAnimated 0 points1 point ago

Scumbag OP: Complains about lack of content in r/funny Posts a reaction GIF in r/funny

[–]Hefeweize 0 points1 point ago

My fav part from beauty and bat is this

[–]ememsee 0 points1 point ago

Oh god a gif, I don't have time for this!

[–]Portacath 0 points1 point ago

The text says, "ain't nobody got time for that," but all I see is, "hello penis humphrey."

[–]dltracrn 0 points1 point ago

You aren't the only one.

[–]AndyPLR 0 points1 point ago

yet I looked at the gif for like 2 minutes

[–]aclockworkoranje 1 point2 points ago

Andddd this is why reddit can be terrible.

[–]CrypticCoke 0 points1 point ago

I was just listening to the remix of this... GET OUT OF MY HEAD REDDIT

[–]Tezameru 0 points1 point ago

y gif no tim

[–]Mopso 1 point2 points ago

[–]mdnrnr 0 points1 point ago

[–]rowanwashere 0 points1 point ago

My absolute favorite video on youtube.

[–]kamandi 0 points1 point ago

Uh, I did that.... yeah. Sorry. That was me.

[–]littlemonster1618 0 points1 point ago

well we do... but we say we dont

[–]jus10time 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Ain't NOBODY got time fo dat

[–]iJObot 0 points1 point ago

I have been spreading this video around my workplace like a bad STD for the past week.

I've had plenty of time for that.

[–]kevawn 0 points1 point ago

KFOR News channel 4 Oklahoma. FTW!!

[–]pistolpiasecki 0 points1 point ago

How did I know it was going to be that gif...

[–]MrMarkZ 0 points1 point ago

Wait... you're telling me that you'd rather see a bunch of gifs based off videos than the actual video? You have problems. Like seriously. diaf.

[–]shteeeeeve 0 points1 point ago

I'd have seen what you'd done there, but I didn't have time for that.

[–]cooler81 1 point2 points ago

You reposted a gif with pretty much the same name. Ain't nobody got time for that!

[–]DubstepGod 0 points1 point ago

To you guys who post gifs in r/funny...

[–]ThatsThaJoke 0 points1 point ago

Why does she look like she's fighting a seizure?

[–]Galcynta 0 points1 point ago

DAMNIT I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS BUT I WAS TOO LAZY

[–]Fredster1R 0 points1 point ago

That's a mighty fine repost you got there son!

[–]BarbaUrsa -1 points0 points ago

This could easily be my favorite gif.

[–]collin_ph 0 points1 point ago

Where's the meme about complaining about videos and posting an animated gif!

[–]Mythiicmaan -2 points-1 points ago

[–]dagumboss -3 points-2 points ago

[–]hmbmelly -3 points-2 points ago

Make that shit a gif; then we'll talk.