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[–]sirkablaam 245 points246 points ago

Is this a gif of a glitched Bethesda game?

[–]MedievalKnieval 175 points176 points ago

Glitched Bethesda game is kind of a redundant statement.

[–]Zippy5454 42 points43 points ago

Brought to you by the Redundancy Department of Redundancy

[–]jakethesnake76 6 points7 points ago

i hear that, and automatically start hearing the intro to Monty Python Show..(Redundancy Department of Redundancy)

[–]Ghlave 13 points14 points ago

For some reason, I was already giggling madly under my breath at work while watching this, but your comment sent me over the edge and now coworkers think I've went nuts.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 589 points590 points ago

[–]BurnyBurn 255 points256 points ago

Someone edit this and make the missiles downvotes please.

Vogey Delivers.

Also try to upvote luksifox and herpderpdave's attempts.

This is pretty good too

[–]Vogey 257 points258 points ago

I can do it, has no one else done it yet? Give me 20-30 minutes

EDIT: can't upload the gif to imgur cause it's over 2 MB, god damn. Give me a sec.

EDIT2: here's the gif, 6 MB and the quality is raped. had to dust off my old photobucket just to upload.... ENJOY

EDIT3: if you can head on over to my /r/gif post and upvote it, that would be awesome. Last time i created a gif like this, some else banked off the karma as seen here

[–]BurnyBurn 34 points35 points ago

Aww yiss.

[–]Vogey 26 points27 points ago

It may take longer than 20-30 minutes as i am adding some subtle details that'll make it look 1000x better.

[–]placebo_suicide 3 points4 points ago

f5f5f5

[–]I_RAPE_SMALL_PUPPIES 7 points8 points ago

op will deliver...

[–]EA_Support_Rep 2 points3 points ago

Im replying to this because I really want the outcome.

[–]CIA_Informant 3 points4 points ago

Oh dude that's lame, I'd never do that

[–]havestronaut 6 points7 points ago

Do yourself a favor, and post it as its own karma source. I'll even give you the title: "What Happens When You Post a Meme in r/askscience"

You are welcome.

Edit: make the individual rockets downvote arrows even before they shoot. It will sell the whole concept. Gotta grab 'em in the first second! Karma awaits.

[–]Vogey 2 points3 points ago

Was going to make the rockets arrows before they shoot originally, but scrapped it due to time and trying to get it done in 30 mins.

edit: /r/askscience does no allow image posts, got any other ideas for titles? I'm going to post it to /r/gifs

[–]havestronaut 6 points7 points ago

I just tagged you as "Promised Deer Votes." I will remember.

Edit: You are now "Delivered Deer Votes."

[–]KJEveryday 9 points10 points ago

It's been 31 minutes bro. You're like literally worse than Hitler.

EDIT: I take it back. You're literally a better man than Jesus.

[–]InadvertentExcrecion 54 points55 points ago

I guess someone beat me to it, but I just wasted 2 hours making this.

[–]BurnyBurn 6 points7 points ago

Duly noted, your effort is appreciated. I like how the downvotes are on the reindeer at the beginning, no one else did that.

[–]erikpurne 4 points5 points ago

This is my favorite. Nice job!

[–]InadvertentExcrecion 2 points3 points ago

Thanks! I had a feeling I wouldn't be the first, so I tried to make a better one

[–]Lottia 1 point2 points ago

Yes, definitely the best :D

[–]herpderpdave 23 points24 points ago

[–]divendi 4 points5 points ago

Your best is a pretty good best.

[–]luksifox 48 points49 points ago

Here you go.

[–]Sixtyn9ne 49 points50 points ago

these are times where I wish I was good at photoshop

[–]Grauzz 24 points25 points ago

In this instance, you'd be better off with After Effects.

[–]TheCrudMan 8 points9 points ago

Am I gonna have to be the one who does this?

[–]Snoopyalien24 2 points3 points ago

Yes

[–]Grauzz 1 point2 points ago

Supposedly a couple people are working on it or near finished. If I'd realized it would take them this long, I'd have just done it myself.

[–]WTFisBehindYou 17 points18 points ago

I started to but there are right around 100 frames that all need to be individually edited D:

Sounds like I have something to do while I wait for GW2 now.

[–]BurnyBurn 4 points5 points ago

If you finish this please message, I'd be in debt to you forever.

[–]migzors 2 points3 points ago

I tried my hand at it, first time, but I'll work on it more if no one else gets it done

[–]Rosignol 4 points5 points ago

Crowdsource!

[–]I_Am_Vladimir_Putin 7 points8 points ago

GoneWild 2?

[–]mike91188 1 point2 points ago

IM ON IT! almost done! please hold!

[–]mike91188 2 points3 points ago

Well Vogey beat me to the punch for the same reason... imgur was a 2mb gif blocker! but since it took some time, here is another one.

[–]Pointy130 2 points3 points ago

Working on it. Gimme... an hour. Maybe more. We'll see.

EDIT: 3d is fucking hard. I give up, someone with more experience do this.

[–]Charm_City_Charlie 4 points5 points ago

i started to do it, but utterly lack the motivation to continue

[–]WombatDominator 2 points3 points ago

I'm going to hope someone rises to the challenge.

[–]thepenguinboy 2 points3 points ago

If someone's willing to buy me an editing machine and a copy of After Effects, I got the skills to do this in a jiffy.

[–]scruffy01 116 points117 points ago

[–]thunderblumpkin 45 points46 points ago

[–]SilversunPickups 22 points23 points ago

[–]Nosirrom 25 points26 points ago

I fucking love the gentlemen broncos. This is the trailer. Very awkward humour in this movie. There are some good parts though.

[–]keyree 7 points8 points ago

It's a friendship stone. Let's blow on it. Hoooooooooooo.

[–]sexlexia_survivor 2 points3 points ago

You took my nads!

[–]havestronaut 1 point2 points ago

I felt like something was off. Jarod Hess did a great job jumping from Napoleon Dynamite to Nacho Libre (that has become a classic in my friend circle), but it felt like at this point his heart wasn't in it or something. Still really funny (and gross) at points though.

[–]lisabadcat 4 points5 points ago

If I do nothing else in my life, I must see this movie.

[–]SexySorcerer 2 points3 points ago

Hey. This is some pretty good yeast.

[–]ASquishyJollyRancher 6 points7 points ago

He's got terrible aim for a flying deer.

[–]KaneinEncanto 3 points4 points ago

Had to pour his skill points into 'flight'. Didn't leave many for 'weapon proficiency'.

[–]keyree 2 points3 points ago

Surveillance does. I hate those things.

[–]Death_has_relaxed_me 2 points3 points ago

I think Gentleman Broncos is my favorite movie that I hate to watch. It's so weird and uncomfortable feeling.

[–]psychicsamurai 112 points113 points ago

Well that ascended quickly

[–]slizzurup 2 points3 points ago

of porsche it did...

[–]scruffy01 181 points182 points ago

Santaneedsme

[–]TechGoat 23 points24 points ago

Scruffy needs this.

[–]lesser_panjandrum 19 points20 points ago

[–]xGodhand 14 points15 points ago

That was one of the creepiest goddamn things I have ever seen.

[–]KonKaizo 8 points9 points ago

[–]ConstipatedNinja 4 points5 points ago

/r/brokengifs for more of number two.

/r/fearme is a good mildly creepy subreddit. No subreddits are particularly scary though.

[–]Hornborg 3 points4 points ago

/r/nosleep gets really close sometimes. If people can read that is!

[–]JaneRenee 30 points31 points ago

So...so is he still in the tree?

[–]wusta 10 points11 points ago

oh dear

[–]StephanoFanBoy 32 points33 points ago

oh deer*

[–]FUCKED-WITH-A-KNIFE 63 points64 points ago

Curiosity and the folks in NASA are going to flip when they find a deer has landed on Mars.

[–]donpapillon 6 points7 points ago

Curiosity doesn't have to die alone anymore.

[–]Hiphoppington 103 points104 points ago

This kills the deer.

[–]AlphaCunt 65 points66 points ago

[–]Rayneworks 11 points12 points ago

Damnit. What is the context of that gif? It's fucking great but I want to know whyyyy

[–]sexlexia_survivor 11 points12 points ago

Its a survivor episode from a while back, you know how they mix/match teams right when everyone has grown comfortable with each other? They brought someone back or something like that to this team, neither of the girls like the person (pretty sure it was some chick) coming back, and the dude knows it, finds it hilarious... or something like that, IIRC.

[–]newborn 10 points11 points ago

I think someone from the other team got unexpectedly voted off on the previous nights tribal council. So when the remaining members walk in to do the challenge Sugar and some other girl whose name I dont remember are shocked but Matty is loving it.

[–]BZLuck 2 points3 points ago

It's from Survivor the TV show. Here (It's near the beginning.)

[–]Dlax8 6 points7 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Goto10 30 points31 points ago

Actually, the deer was wanting something from the tree branches above, but knew it couldn't make it up there alone without a little help. Thankfully for the deer, a race was scheduled and the deer came up with a bold, daring plan that WORKED!

[–]Hiphoppington 12 points13 points ago

By god, that's just crazy enough to work.

[–]drell_ 4 points5 points ago

The deer who wishes he was a giraffe, but he has to get vaulted by cars to eat leaves :(

...pretty sure this is an ipad game in the making.

[–]dlenoxx 13 points14 points ago

You're obviously wrong. It's so apparent that this gif is playing reverse and someone threw that deer out of a tree and it stumbled back into the forest.

[–]Hiphoppington 6 points7 points ago

Olympic level landing. The way he rolled off that car and ran into the forest? 10/10.

[–]megacookie 2 points3 points ago

And they were aiming at the idiot racecar driver who was going backwards. Get your shit together!

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[–]Sandaholic 8 points9 points ago

He also quoted it.

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[–]ByJiminy 1 point2 points ago

But given this community's equal affinity for feeling smarter than other websites, it would have been downvoted. However, give us a classic "Asians switch their r's and l's ROROROROROR*FTFY It's just a joke!" and you'll be rolling in upvotes.

[–]swandi 4 points5 points ago

He DID put it in quotes...

[–]ninoffmaniak 1 point2 points ago

it is your own problem if you think reddit is in /r/funny try some better subs

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Thanks for linking the original video.

[–]MrPractical1 30 points31 points ago

I must go, my people need me

[–]pianotherms 13 points14 points ago

Note: The Deer died on the way to his home planet.

[–]CommonMan_Mike 2 points3 points ago

I'm gonna go with the theory that the deer was a ninja on it's way to kill someone. The car was a guard of its intended target and to escape the deer flipped into the trees to conceal itself.

[–]xcazn 18 points19 points ago

It was abducted by aliens, obviously.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 5 points6 points ago

but i thought only cows got abducted by aliens?

[–]IThinkAbout17 31 points32 points ago

Why, was your girlfriend taken away?

[–]akatherder 18 points19 points ago

Last I checked your mom was still here.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

Poor guy

[–]deadsoon 16 points17 points ago

He's ok. He had a helmet.

[–]anniikerr 17 points18 points ago

Am I the only person here wondering where the fuck the deer went?

[–]ArianFosterThePeople 8 points9 points ago

He flew a little, realized he was a reindeer, and just kinda went with it

[–]xiandrii 11 points12 points ago

It was the first deer launched into orbit.

[–]TylerHunter04 14 points15 points ago

It obviously drank a red bull earlier.

[–]emarkd 5 points6 points ago

*reindeer

[–]yev001 17 points18 points ago

I laughed harder than I should...

[–]typesTHIS 8 points9 points ago

Thank SANTA the deer could fly away before it got hit.

FTFY

[–]KayakNinja 7 points8 points ago

Oh deer...

[–]Qquuiinnoonneess 10 points11 points ago

Damn. Reposting this with the SAME exact title? Hath you no shame?

[–]CageChicane 0 points1 point ago

intercepted by trees!

[–]RicanFx 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Rudolf got out of the way in time. That would've been deadly.

[–]guitardan81 1 point2 points ago

Where did it go? Did anyone see it come back down?

[–]Peanutbutterlobster 2 points3 points ago

Deer wakes up in a tree and thinks dafuq?

[–]TheJuicyGinger 3 points4 points ago

[–]Tankbox 1 point2 points ago

This is my all time favorite YouTube comment.
But shame on you for trying to claim it as your own thought.

Site your sources mother fuckaaaaaaa

[–]steclk 7 points8 points ago

How is that funny?

[–]alejo699 35 points36 points ago

It's funny cuz the deer died in agony! Hahahaha ... uh.

[–]Stuffandstuffer 4 points5 points ago

It's not :(

[–]moonbooty 0 points1 point ago

I try so hard not to laugh at that every time.

[–]blundermine 0 points1 point ago

That was way funnier than it had any right to be.

[–]i_attend_goat_orgies 0 points1 point ago

I must go, my people need me

[–]amiralen -2 points-1 points ago

How is this funny?

[–]ByJiminy 24 points25 points ago

Because the post title suggests a reversal of causality, subverting your expectations and reframing the video in a way that is patently absurd.

[–]johnlukepicard 8 points9 points ago

Humor is largely a juxtaposition of what we expect and what actually happens. When the two differ we experience a pleasurable reaction to the learning and we call it humor.

What we expect in this video* is for the car to be damaged and for the deer to be immediately, closely, and obviously hurt. When the car continues on unharmed and the deer flies away too rapidly for us to tell it's hurt it confounds our expectations.

*yes it's a video, even if it's not playing in a media player.

tldr; get a sense of humor you twat

[–]pop_fest420 0 points1 point ago

TL;DR: Deer goes "weeeeeeeeee"!

[–]Kasplazm 1 point2 points ago

I find it funny. Why do you not?

[–]ryandavenport 3 points4 points ago

I did that to a deer once.

I was driving a Mitsubishi Galant, not an F1 car, and I was only going about 30 mph.

Crazy thing jumped from the ditch on the far side of a small bridge I was passing over (completely out of my sight). Jumped right into the front passenger side fender, and I tagged it without it ever touching the ground.

Deer does a full 360 degree flip, lands in the other ditch. I pull into a bank parking lot to assess the damage, call the police. After a few minutes, my passenger walks across the road to check the deer. It had gotten up and ran away.

TL;DR - I've been in that exact accident, but at a lower speed

[–]Lord-Longbottom 10 points11 points ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 30 mph -> 80640.0 Furlongs/Fortnight) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–]coalitionofilling 0 points1 point ago

Is Jesus at the end of the clip superimposed? Or a sign? Or wtf?

[–]7a50n 1 point2 points ago

in reverse?

[–]NO_OBS -1 points0 points ago

I actually saw this video in Drivers Ed a few months ago XD

[–]IShouldWorkNow 0 points1 point ago

First time I see a wild springbok outside of Africa.

[–]Rockspecht 0 points1 point ago

I used to think enemies flying off the screen in those old games was unrealistic, but this has proven me wrong.

[–]zzoyx1 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if im happy i dont see him come down...or sad

[–]ishkabibbel2000 0 points1 point ago

I see someone is making Santa's short list of recruits.

[–]rectal_smasher_2000 -1 points0 points ago

NOW IN REVERSE. DO IT.

[–]shiftdnb 1 point2 points ago

I once hit a deer that ran in front of my car just like that on the highway going about 75. Fucked up the front end of my car but the thing I remember most was the deer going up in to the air and spinning, like it was slow motion. For some reason I also pictured it with X's for eyes like the old time cartoons.

[–]strik3r2k8 0 points1 point ago

It's like an amazing realization that all things finally have meaning. Our existence as human beings has finally been justified by these few seconds of frames. Godspeed Mr.Deer, I wish you much luck in future endeavors to help other civilizations find their true purpose in this endless vacuum of black velvet and diamonds.

[–]micahk2 1 point2 points ago

Well, it has only been 6 months since this has been reposted. THIS IS ACCEPTABLE, GUYS!

Link: http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/pqy83/best_youtube_comment_thank_god_the_deer_could_fly/

[–]BlindMonster 1 point2 points ago

Also this was the top comment on youtube for this video.

[–]bobsagetfullhouse 0 points1 point ago

Nothing to do here

[–]Lillipout -1 points0 points ago

I must go, my planet needs me.

[–]rolypolyeatingdude -1 points0 points ago

Jesus, this is funny. And it keeps getting better.

[–]treesburndown 0 points1 point ago

I already have you tagged as whore... I feel it is in need of an upgrade.

[–]Shwizzyy -1 points0 points ago

I swear, I think deer do this shit on purpose.

[–]5corn -1 points0 points ago

That has got to be the funniest caption I have read.

[–]MrSyster 0 points1 point ago

If I saw this in a video game I'd assume they got the physics wrong.

[–]Grummond 0 points1 point ago

Yup, that's exactly what the top Youtube comment said for this video.

[–]wlfbck 1 point2 points ago

I laughed at first, but i just watched a deer die :(

[–]Hot_Fist 0 points1 point ago

Straight to heaven.

[–]Radzell 0 points1 point ago

A glitch in the matrix

[–]jclar1701d -1 points0 points ago

(Before) I swear to god, if this is just a video of a deer getting hit...

(After) Sigh...yup.

But then I laughed.

[–]geek_in_a_suit 0 points1 point ago

Deer are experts at landing on tree branches.

[–]sutherlandB -1 points0 points ago

oh deer

[–]tedparkes -1 points0 points ago

Dammit, I knew exactly what was coming and still laughed out loud.

[–]assblo0d 0 points1 point ago

I like the cameraman's reaction, he started following the deer like WTF and then realized there was a car race going

[–]50calbarrett -1 points0 points ago

The title made this for me!

[–]Bommenkop -1 points0 points ago

The title was a youtube comment. Lost my shit then and now :D

[–]SatansChronic -1 points0 points ago

I must go my people need me.

[–]kidblast 0 points1 point ago

Seriously just fuck of with this shit. Giffing an ancient and popular Youtube video and using the most popular comment to title it. Sad and desperate.

[–]heimdalsgate 1 point2 points ago

this kind of belongs in wtf, and i unsubscribed from that fucker.

[–]naffgorr -1 points0 points ago

Hahahahaahaaha xD

[–]nssone 1 point2 points ago

Isn't this old as Hell and fake as shit?

[–]56kuser 0 points1 point ago

is it 1999 again?

[–]pop_fest420 -1 points0 points ago

It's funny because I didn't laugh the first time, then I sort of chuckled. Then I realised that I was laughing at a horrific accident, which made me laugh at how awful I am.

[–]jdsizzle1 0 points1 point ago

Oh cmon, you know for a fact this is a repost. This was one of the first things I saw on reddit. congrats on getting away with it at least.

[–]in1917 -1 points0 points ago

Watched this for 3 straight minutes.

weed.jpg

[–]mootoast[!] 0 points1 point ago

[–]Sengura 0 points1 point ago

Someone explain the physics to me.

[–]no_were_musicians 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop watching this.

[–]ihavnoideawatimdoing 1 point2 points ago

I can also title gifs the top comment on youtube.

[–]markyramone -1 points0 points ago

My people needs me

[–]hucklebearer 0 points1 point ago

Deer have erratic flight patterns...

[–]Thunderloaf 0 points1 point ago

fake

[–]ofcourseilikepasta -1 points0 points ago

I feel like such a bad person but I can't stop laughing.

[–]vucinic -1 points0 points ago

I watch this video pretty much every day.

[–]WoKao353 0 points1 point ago

How is this an animated .jpg?

[–]whatsallthisfuss 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]miketava 1 point2 points ago

[–]Blueriver27 -1 points0 points ago

Okay that title actually made the post funnier for once.

[–]Atario 0 points1 point ago

It appears this type of racecar is built like a tank.

[–]Lottia 0 points1 point ago

So many gifs.. I'm commenting so I can find thus thread on my computer

[–]WistopherWalken 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure someone can calculate the approximate speed that the car was going given an approximate height that the deer topped out at, approximate mass of the deer, and angle of the hood of the car. Pro level: drag coefficient of the deer traveling through the air.

[–]blueraft 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this a repost using the previous top comment as the title?

[–]metaphysicalme 1 point2 points ago

Laughing and crying. Poor deer. Poor, hilarious deer.

[–]bainskian 0 points1 point ago

If i had known posting reposts could get you this much karma I would have started doing it a long time ago.

[–]DiddlyDooDiddle -1 points0 points ago

while we're on a subject of unfunny animal slaughter, here is what happens to a car after it's hit by a dog. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26GxuUQvNOk

[–]sad_person_old_story 0 points1 point ago

Not mine.... but still relevant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbsdMewYeIk

[–]causmos -1 points0 points ago

I GIVE IT A FUCKIN TEN!

[–]Gh0stw0lf 0 points1 point ago

It was so amazing, Jesus came out at the end to see it himself.

[–]rstaubach_12 -1 points0 points ago

I have now watched this waaayyyy too much today.

[–]Motorsagmannen 0 points1 point ago

and not a single fuck was given by the driver...

[–]Sleep45 0 points1 point ago

That car took very little damage.

[–]hotpiercedguy 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know the REAL story behind this? As in what race it was in? I'd love to know how fast that car was going, and if he stopped after or kept going.