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[–]YurtBoy 242 points243 points ago

To think we've been representing Japan all these years...

[–]phreakymonkey 49 points50 points ago

I live in Japan and am so stealing this.

[–]IM_THAT_POTATO 40 points41 points ago

Stealing used tampons? You live in the right country.

[–]MooseMoosington 11 points12 points ago

These are pads, not tampons.

[–]calmcalamity 14 points15 points ago

just wondering; how's it like spending that much time in an anus?

[–]DoctaLearning 0 points1 point ago

is it you POTATO_IN_ANUS?

[–]tumbleweed42 1 point2 points ago

Actually, with the Japan's flag these would work even better.

[–]jschooler 7 points8 points ago

or England after a day at an amusement park....

[–]30percent_dolomite 63 points64 points ago

These colors don't run.

[–]calebnf 20 points21 points ago

Guaranteed, or your money back!

[–]SilversunPickups 12 points13 points ago

But you can keep the pads.

[–]irawwwr 15 points16 points ago

I'll take it ʘ‿ʘ

[–]NikolaiDimitri 13 points14 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]mach-2 2 points3 points ago

(◔ ‿ ◔)

[–]metaldogman 1 point2 points ago

Maiden Fan?

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 1 point2 points ago

That's the pad for the French flag.

[–]Goatblower111 38 points39 points ago

The greatest thing I've ever seen. Period.

[–]madcatlady 13 points14 points ago

Can we quit it with the bloody pun threads!

[–]Stephenhansonnn 12 points13 points ago

I knew the puns would run as soon as I red the thread.

[–]mattonreddit 8 points9 points ago

If these aren't on the shelves soon, it'll be a total miscarriage of justice!

[–]letsgocrazy 1 point2 points ago

There rioting! It will be menarchy!

[–]VincentKrist 0 points1 point ago

No! 1)The colours really flow together. 2)Who ever invented this was bloody brilliant. 3)When this was invented it sold so well the creator went from the rag to riches.

[–]HardlyWorkinDBA 5 points6 points ago

I cunt take another pun thread.

[–]profundis -3 points-2 points ago

Or at least the best thing for this time of the month

[–]billyrotten 49 points50 points ago

Once the red is added and it's an American Flag, won't it be illegal to throw it away?

[–]dirtydayboy[S] 85 points86 points ago

Technically, yes. You'd have to burn it.

Oh god, the smell

[–]Brohanwashere 44 points45 points ago

Cumbox

You were thinking it.

[–]Machinax 15 points16 points ago

Jolly Rancher.

You were eating it.

[–]cindreiaishere 7 points8 points ago

Goddammit. I really am eating a jolly rancher right now.

[–]ParkdaleBatavus -1 points0 points ago

Cumbox

[–]Dokbokki 5 points6 points ago

Doritos....

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[–]Massas8967 1 point2 points ago

Stop. Don't ask. Just stop. Rethink how much you love Doritos and if it's a lot then forget about it.

[–]rossay83 2 points3 points ago

Too late. :)

[–]shdwtek 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad I don't know about the Dorito one. Thank you for your warning.

[–]ParkdaleBatavus -5 points-4 points ago

Cumbox

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

That isnt actually a law.

[–]sparty09 5 points6 points ago

The U.S. Flag Code is not actually law.

[–]stufff 9 points10 points ago

There are no enforceable laws regarding handling of the flag or disposal unless you are in the military and subject to the UCMJ.

[–]Kijafa 2 points3 points ago

Raise that menstrual flag high like a true 'Murican!

[–]Hooin_Kyoma -2 points-1 points ago

Wait seriously? So if i make a terribly disgusting photo and add an american flag sticker to it, will it be illegal to throw it away?

[–]Sheprd12 9 points10 points ago

It's not illegal http://www.ushistory.org/betsy/faq.htm there is no penalties to disgrace the flag, law enforcement cannot arrest you but there would be some angry citizens if you are running around burning the flag

[–]qq_master_race 0 points1 point ago

No, you burned your own flag

[–]phreakymonkey 35 points36 points ago

Ha ha ha ha! Somebody thought of a funny product and then made it in Photoshop. Totally WTF, right guys?!

...guys?

[–]scruffy01 38 points39 points ago

They should have made them white and blue with the motto "Bleed for America".

[–]eighmie 2 points3 points ago

Now with "eagle wings"

[–]sawcasm 5 points6 points ago

It's amazing how gullible some people are.

"GUYS. It was on the internet. It has to be real."

[–]john_keating 0 points1 point ago

Who said they thought this was real? It's still funny.

[–]sawcasm 0 points1 point ago

A few of the comments I read made it seem like they believed this was real.

[–]timotheophany 0 points1 point ago

Dude, WTF doesn't stand for "Woah, that's funny!"

[–]wellhushmypuppies 18 points19 points ago

on behalf of all women everywhere, let me just say....ewwww.

[–]Monkey_Economist 11 points12 points ago

Gives a whole new meaning to 'bloody yanks'.

[–]lofty29 8 points9 points ago

Holy hell this is ancient. Having flashbacks to being 14 looking at the pictures on FunnyJunk...

[–]firefae83 2 points3 points ago

Now all the ladies can say we've shed blood for America! ...ew.

[–]habroptilus 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is from a Fark photoshop contest...

[–]queuedUp 2 points3 points ago

Bloody Americans and your silly ideas.

[–]XDelusional 0 points1 point ago

"You add the red". Priceless.

[–]BHSPitMonkey 2 points3 points ago

Woah, somebody made a joke ad that uses crude humor? What the fuck!? How shocking!

[–]Ironn 6 points7 points ago

Am I the only one who hates the word "murica?". No one, not even rural southerners say it like that. You look stupid when you say it.

[–]Magnesus 5 points6 points ago

That is the point.

[–]Eupho 1 point2 points ago

That's not true.

[–]StewieBanana 3 points4 points ago

Haha "You add the red." This can not be real.

[–]TapeOp09 26 points27 points ago

Obviously it is not real.

[–]fishgats 5 points6 points ago

It's real to me dammit!

[–]Neebat 6 points7 points ago

It's a real jpg.

[–]LetsMango 0 points1 point ago

But it could be made to be real.

[–]arwenface 3 points4 points ago

Nothing says "patriotic" like sticking the American flag between your legs and menstruating all over it.

[–]random314 1 point2 points ago

I'd like to contribute to the white.

[–]mattonreddit 2 points3 points ago

Ew.

[–]Maythefrogbewithyou 1 point2 points ago

To the lucky few who bleed for their country

[–]nicholmikey -1 points0 points ago

I have seen white ones that turn into japanese flags

[–]ninjames 0 points1 point ago

I can't fucking believe I used Jokerman as my main book report title font in middle school. >.>

[–]padthai93 0 points1 point ago

That is probably the most awful slogan I have ever seen. Shudders

[–]infidelappel 0 points1 point ago

Putting the red in red white & blue.

[–]zonearc 1 point2 points ago

Patriojism

[–]sirbruce 0 points1 point ago

May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather.

[–]heystoney 0 points1 point ago

America! Fuckyeah!!!

[–]dambulla 0 points1 point ago

"made in China"

[–]twinster -1 points0 points ago

Can these be bought anywhere??

[–]Q-N-A-guy 1 point2 points ago

I wish this was real and I'm a guy. ha!

[–]anfunny 1 point2 points ago

is it just me or is some the r/WTF stuff kind of funny?

[–]superwinner 0 points1 point ago

This can't be real...

[–]parapan 0 points1 point ago

I spill my blood for america!

[–]tribalkayaker 0 points1 point ago

Are you willing to BLEED for your country?

[–]bunnymud -1 points0 points ago

America

[–]caroline_ 0 points1 point ago

Ugh, finally

[–]Priopae 0 points1 point ago

Wings? More like right wings! Hiyooooo.

[–]Imwatchingyou69 0 points1 point ago

"Blue and white, you add the red"

[–]JohnJohnMass 1 point2 points ago

No blood for oil

[–]CurlyComputerGeek -1 points0 points ago

Why are women saying eww I mean you bleed out of your vagina already, why not make a clever pun?

[–]mcfly160 -1 points0 points ago

OLD AS FUCK

[–]EthicalReasoning 0 points1 point ago

i hope the romney/ryan compaign releases an AMERCIA version

[–]Sk3ith 0 points1 point ago

I feel sorry for these people...

[–]Endevour 0 points1 point ago

"I would bleed to keep the flag red!"

[–]theghoul 0 points1 point ago

Wings of Glory.

[–]Chloeasha 0 points1 point ago

I bleed red white and blue.

[–]WestsideStorybro 0 points1 point ago

lol make your own stripes!!!

[–]zombiefriednuts 0 points1 point ago

every time i see a title like this i read Mercia.

[–]shit_flavored_turds 0 points1 point ago

My only regret is that I have but one egg to give for my country...per month

[–]Airem23 1 point2 points ago

Front the makers of patriotic pads...

Country Condoms.

"...it's red and blue, the white comes from you."

Yeah I went there.

[–]mysterym3at 0 points1 point ago

I like this because clever title

[–]Mad_Madam_Mim 0 points1 point ago

Does it make me unpatriotic if I bleed gold?

[–]Razenghan -1 points0 points ago

Fuck no.

[–]Jeeraph -1 points0 points ago

God bless /r/MURICA.

[–]MinisterXopher 0 points1 point ago

So flag burning means gtfo... but absorbing minute amounts of menstrual blood no big deal?

[–]corbinmacintosh 1 point2 points ago

This is what happens when Uncle Sam meets Aunt Flow.

[–]lysogenic 0 points1 point ago

What a great idea!! Canadian flag, here I come! * makes a stencil using a maple leaf *

[–]criticalnegation 0 points1 point ago

these days

[–]TheThingToSay 0 points1 point ago

What better way to show you love your flag than to menstruate all over it?

[–]glass_daggers 0 points1 point ago

What ever happened to the Flag Code?

[–]BlueBird518 0 points1 point ago

I've never made an out loud disgusted sound when looking at Reddit until now. :P

[–]jcrna 0 points1 point ago

these colors don't run.

[–]Scog 0 points1 point ago

They got the colours wrong though, they should print the red so you can add the blue. Now it's just gonna be all blue, totally messes things up.

[–]Deadmetallover -1 points0 points ago

Come in blue and white you add the red!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[–]tomee638 0 points1 point ago

Made in China

[–]Crackerpool 0 points1 point ago

Now someones gonna post a before and after photo...ohgodwhy.jpg

[–]quantiplex 0 points1 point ago

You add the red!

I'm starting to doubt whether it'sreally going to suck up all the blood...

[–]Iskaelos 0 points1 point ago

That they used Jokerman for a commercial product is almost as WTF-worthy.

[–]goblinpiledriver -1 points0 points ago

RE: RE: RE: FW: RE: FW: FW: RE: I DIED LAUGHING LOL!!!!!

[–]SpaceCadetSmalls 0 points1 point ago

Oh what a country, http://youtu.be/5GK8ewRec7c?t=4m48s

[–]aekitten 0 points1 point ago

This is made even better by the fact that a "merkin" is a pubic wig.

[–]DayumJessie 0 points1 point ago

Now we need tampons that look like missiles.

[–]thatguy_314 -1 points0 points ago

blue and white- you add the red

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Nurilio87 0 points1 point ago

If your bums is leaking, you need to be seeking Roca pads!

[–]shweepinandcreepin -1 points0 points ago

"Blue and white-you add the red"

[–]Milhouse_is_a_meme 0 points1 point ago

FWD:FWD:RE:FWD:RE:RE:FWD:LOLOMG!!! SEND TO 10 FRIENDS

[–]monty477178 1 point2 points ago

'MURICA.

[–]Chris_yoface2345 0 points1 point ago

That pic looks like a worn ass poster from fallout 3

[–]Thatswhatshesaid3909 0 points1 point ago

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lp9aOb04e20

[–]pooper_macho 0 points1 point ago

MY BLOOD BELONGS TO MY COUNTRY!!!

[–]playa9383 0 points1 point ago

*Made In China

[–]Michi_THE_Awesome 0 points1 point ago

I would totally use these.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

i have never before hurled forward because of text but that "you add the red"... i was so not prepared for that.

[–]stufff -2 points-1 points ago

A photoshopped joke picture belongs in /r/funny not /r/wtf you useless cancer.

[–]DreaDlx -2 points-1 points ago

This is just as stupid as those god damned blue jean diapers Huggies made last summer. WTF is wrong with this country?

[–]staplesgowhere 0 points1 point ago

Well, for starters, it seems to be filled with gullible people who believe everything they see on the internet.

[–]DreaDlx 0 points1 point ago

I know they don't exist (thats not a real brand of Maxi pads for starters) Im saying the IDEA is moronic.

[–]Admiral_Toast -2 points-1 points ago

How many people besides the person who put it on are going to see this, it seems like a poor investment

[–]Linuxxx 0 points1 point ago

And here I was thinking Sarah could sell them, as you know, "Palin Pads". It could be just like her run at VP, a complete bloody mess, and should be discarded as soon as possible.

[–]blinkerfluid13 -1 points0 points ago

/r/MURICA.

FUCK YEAH.

[–]CaptainDickbag -2 points-1 points ago

Normally I bitch about things titled " 'Murica" because it's not very original and is severely abused.

I can't find anything to complain about here, however.

[–]gH0o5T -2 points-1 points ago

You had one job OP... It's 'MERICA