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[–]Sharted_in_your_soup 6 points7 points ago

Repost.

[–]epitomeofawesome1[S] 2 points3 points ago

i'm sincerely sorry, really. i havent been a redditor long enough to know! :/

[–]Sharted_in_your_soup 1 point2 points ago

Hey it's cool man I've only been a redditor for like a month

[–]epitomeofawesome1[S] 0 points1 point ago

wait so that means there really was a post like this before? less than a month ago? or are you just screwing with me?

[–]Sharted_in_your_soup 1 point2 points ago

yeah I saw this same picture a couple days ago I think

[–]epitomeofawesome1[S] 0 points1 point ago

oh. :/ maaan I really thought I was being original!

[–]Sharted_in_your_soup 0 points1 point ago

Eh it's whatever man no one else said anything

[–]epitomeofawesome1[S] 0 points1 point ago

"This was so funny the other three times it was posted this week too!"

[–]Sharted_in_your_soup 0 points1 point ago

Eh oh well man they're just haters

[–]epitomeofawesome1[S] 0 points1 point ago

I know, but you're cool, so thanks for that

[–]DinosaurHelmet 4 points5 points ago

This was so funny the other 3 times it was posted this week too!

[–]epitomeofawesome1[S] 1 point2 points ago

yeah, and i guess it's still funny today!

[–]YM_Industries 3 points4 points ago

Your repost is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]khelemvor 3 points4 points ago

Your meme is zoidberg, and you should feel (V) (;,,;) (V)

[–]YM_Industries 0 points1 point ago

Sure, I'll feel (V) (;,,;) (V), why not?

[–]ROFLCRISPS -1 points0 points ago

And if there are people out there...what would I say?!

[–]chiqadeee 1 point2 points ago

When does the narwhal bacon?

[–]supernova812 -4 points-3 points ago

At the very beginning of a new day, at least that is what I would say.

[–]Onzez 0 points1 point ago

The answer is at midnight.

[–]epitomeofawesome1[S] -5 points-4 points ago

nothing, you'd just awkwardly stand playing with your phone

[–]The_Town_of_Canada 1 point2 points ago