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We've all spent our lives being ordered around by ketchup packets and standardized testing forms, and it is here that we make our stand.

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[–]MrMagoo22 78 points79 points ago

Don't tell me what I can and can't remember.

[–]superkidney 38 points39 points ago

I'll get Alzheimers if I want to!!

[–]superkidney 38 points39 points ago

I'll get Alzheimers if I want to!!!

[–]Anal_Angst 16 points17 points ago

Don't tell me what I can and can't remember.

[–]hero2bash 11 points12 points ago

I'll get Alzheimers if I want to!!!

[–]darpho 5 points6 points ago

Hi, I am Tom!

[–]ICantDoBackflips 4 points5 points ago

Don't tell me what I can and can't call you.

[–]darpho 4 points5 points ago

Oh hi! I am Tom.

[–]MrMagoo22 3 points4 points ago

Don't tell me what I can and can't remember.

[–]Kfeild 3 points4 points ago

I'll get Alzheimers if I want to!!!

[–]1l1k3bac0n 35 points36 points ago

next thing you're gonna tell me you eat you kit kats before breaking them apart

you're a sick person

[–]forthex 19 points20 points ago

http://imgur.com/wx45v

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[–]1l1k3bac0n 16 points17 points ago

do you think this is a fucking game?

[–]PartyButton 59 points60 points ago

this isnt anarchy its bare nihilism, keep this disturbing shit out of here

[–]deaddit64 13 points14 points ago

"earlier repost, remember the repost's reposts!"

[–]fox112 9 points10 points ago

Fuck that, I'm not gonna complain about reposts. complaining is like reddits number 1 rule.

[–]learn_after_reading 6 points7 points ago

GUYS WE HAVE A GUY WHO FOLLOWS RULES HERE

[–]busche916 2 points3 points ago

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!!

[–]RickJamesBond 2 points3 points ago

Fuck you I sit where I want

[–]Shieya 21 points22 points ago

You've gone too far!

[–]zalixaz 16 points17 points ago

set fire to orphanages ok but this ....there are fucking limits !

[–]ry0wn 7 points8 points ago

I tried for at least 10 minutes to come up with a clever way to say this, but I couldn't: this is not proper anarchy. It's anarchy against human rights (instead of man-made rules), and it's just wrong.

[–]scaryymary 11 points12 points ago

I always wanted to do this. Was never badass enough.

That, or my mom made me share with my sister. :(

[–]innocentcriminal52[S] 21 points22 points ago

live to fight another day brother. the oppression of the first world can be overcome

[–]tdn 3 points4 points ago

Flavour>Test of time

[–]Turtleslippers 2 points3 points ago

Fuck yo shit

[–]Krags 2 points3 points ago

Why the fuck should I, you fascist?

[–]kagian14 0 points1 point ago

You should have made a pyramid and eaten the core, that's how you do it

[–]cheapmaltliquor 1 point2 points ago

Hubba Bubba?! How long has this been going on?

[–]EmailsMyself 1 point2 points ago

This is just plain wrong! I can't stand looking at this any further. Off with the lot of you!

[–]DaEvil1 1 point2 points ago

You make me sick!

[–]runfromtheraptor 0 points1 point ago

goddamn you... right in the childhood.

[–]Neroxela 0 points1 point ago

I used to eat the whole damn roll and my jaw would hurt for a week!

[–]brendonts[!] 1 point2 points ago

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

No. There is breaking the rules but this is just wrong.

[–]logaq 0 points1 point ago

You monster!

[–]hineyodor 0 points1 point ago

That gives me anxiety

[–]zoidberg5UC 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOUR HISTORY!!!

[–]Bewsters 0 points1 point ago

You crossed the line!

[–]busche916 4 points5 points ago

SERIOUSLY! what the fuck?

[–]ohmercy 3 points4 points ago

I guess you didn't want to see something yucky.

[–]Im_imaginary 1 point2 points ago

What did you see?

[–]Spongyrocks 2 points3 points ago

That was hilarious...