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Oh Crap (imgur.com)

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[–]Teradoll 22 points23 points ago

I wonder if she wanted that to happen??

[–]Dick_Chicken 17 points18 points ago

It's the only explanation, really.

[–]AnonymousHipopotamus 23 points24 points ago

Yes she did, the horse never actually pooped. Somebody offscreen pulled the tail aside and dumped it from a bucket. Fresh horseapples are not nearly that dry. Horses do not crap that fast. Horses lift their tails straight up, not to the side.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

How exactly, may I ask, do you know so much about horse feces?

[–]AnonymousHipopotamus 2 points3 points ago

My niece and nephew used to do a lot of youth rodeo. I was the only guy in the family that had a truck to pull the trailer.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I hope you got paid for that shit.

[–]SGTSHOOTnMISS 0 points1 point ago

Ever have to shovel horse crap without pay? Really sucks ass.

[–]Dangger 1 point2 points ago

Have you ever been around a horse for 5 minutes? That's probably how

[–]SilverBullet15 2 points3 points ago

Actually... Yes, they can come out that dry and fast, it depends how much water they're drinking. As whether or not they lift their tails straight up or sideways, this tends to depend on the breed of horse, although most horses do it.

Source: a decade working in the horse industry on various properties, including my own.

[–]Wildebeast1 1 point2 points ago

Good spot, a split second after the initial dump it comes from a different angle and not the direction of the horses pooper!

Spot on, spot on.

[–]drizzt240 -1 points0 points ago

Looks real to me. Horse tail moves to the right before said shit.

[–]AnonymousHipopotamus 9 points10 points ago

Sigh.

You can also see that she knows its coming but doesn't know exactly when because she winces early.

Also, if you watch the pile fall, you can see some of the chunks falling with an angle out away from the horse's anus inward toward the horse's legs. I can tell that not only is this fake, but that it was done with a round bucket faced toward the camera instead of out over the ass parallel to the horse's spine.

Seriously, I feel like I need to put together a frame-by-frame analysis of this gif alond with comparison videos of horses actually shitting for the next time this gets reposted. I feel like Reddit is goading me into googling "shitting horse".

[–]drizzt240 0 points1 point ago

If there a video of the event? That would probably be more reliable. Either way it's still gross and still horse shit.

[–]SomeGuyWithABoner 1 point2 points ago

Also, if something started shitting on me, I would yank my head right away.

[–]frickindeal 0 points1 point ago

http://gif-explode.com/http://i.imgur.com/yS6BF.gif

[–]Pays4Porn 31 points32 points ago

At least it's a dry shit.

[–]AnnatheHordie 2 points3 points ago

Horse shit is always dry. They're herbivores.

[–]zogmuffin 0 points1 point ago

As someone who's spent a lot of time stepping in horse shit...FALSE.

[–]AnnatheHordie 0 points1 point ago

It's not dry dry. They just don't have nasty liquid shits very often like humans do. It's a lot less disgusting.

[–]zogmuffin 0 points1 point ago

True. Although they do that occasionally too.

[–]nan0s 0 points1 point ago

Have you seen cow shit? It's like land mines.

[–]drizzt240 1 point2 points ago

Could of pissed on her, ever see that?

[–]frickindeal 2 points3 points ago

HAVE.

[–]StickyBunz1 78 points79 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Peek-a-poo 3coms 6pts 1mo funny
Ain't that some shit! 44coms 432pts 3mos WTF
That'll show her.. 5coms 20pts 3mos gifs
How I Feel The Morning after the Super Bowl 0coms 10pts 6mos gifs
Horse with excellent timing 8coms 87pts 6mos funny
What a shithead 0coms 11pts 7mos WTF
How I Feel Today... 9coms 23pts 7mos gifs
PEEK-A-BOO 60coms 355pts 9mos funny
Poooooooooo 92coms 561pts 9mos WTF
Peekaboo! 3coms 17pts 9mos gifs
Peek-a-boo, I see poo! 22coms 240pts 11mos gifs
Peek a boo! 176coms 823pts 2mos funny
Peek-a-boo! Uh, wait... WTF?! 6coms 22pts 1yr reddit.com
what happens when I unknowingly repost 1com 40pts 6mos funny
What it feels like when Reddit downvotes my post into oblivion 2coms -3pts 1mo gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]texas_pride 5 points6 points ago

Well I'll counter the down with my up - for the effort you put forth to show the obvious... and one for Offensivebot for coming to your side! lol

[–]StickyBunz1 2 points3 points ago

Today is going to be a good day.

[–]Offensivebot 10 points11 points ago

Whoever downvoted you for pointing out obvious repost is a douche.

[–]StickyBunz1 10 points11 points ago

It's okay, they hunt me because I can take it, because I'm not your hero, I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

[–]ElectroFlasherFilms -2 points-1 points ago

Batman? Is that you?

[–]StickyBunz1 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]Mx-yz-pt-lk 0 points1 point ago

I hate obvious reposts as much as the next guy but it's not always a bad thing. I laughed at this for almost five minutes and I never would have seen it if someone hadn't reposted it. If it hasn't been around in a while what does it hurt? It wasted two seconds of your time that you were already trying to kill.

EDIT: Really? I get down voted for that?

[–]drizzt240 -2 points-1 points ago

Nice chart......but where are the dates?!

[–]StickyBunz1 0 points1 point ago

Exact dates don't show up in the program.

[–]RenfXVI 0 points1 point ago

No, I think the correct phrase is "Nice chart......but does it blend?"

[–]Kbg4213711 33 points34 points ago

Peek-a-"poo"! When is it ever a good idea to put your head in the crotch area of a horse anyway?? Edit: Spelling

[–]jumalaw 16 points17 points ago

crotch area

FTFY

[–]jbell 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, I think she had to crouch to get her head in the crotch area.

[–]zynthalay 39 points40 points ago

Rainplops keep falling on my head...

[–]ElectroFlasherFilms 1 point2 points ago

They keep falling.

[–]mars_cross 0 points1 point ago

So I just did me some talkin' to the sun

[–]Iouboutin 10 points11 points ago

Ponyta uses rock throw, it's super effective!

[–]purplemachine 6 points7 points ago

The amount of reposts today are too damn high.

[–]kieran679 2 points3 points ago

agreed - think this was the first thing on the internet

[–]Tadfoal 12 points13 points ago

I'm pretty sure horses lift their tails when they poop, not turn them to the side. I call horseshit on this one.

[–]Cunt-Dracula 9 points10 points ago

BOOM HEADSHOT

[–]MikeTheSpike 2 points3 points ago

If my family was ever murdered, I think I'd look at this to get a guaranteed laugh right when I really needed it.

[–]Caliswift 2 points3 points ago

Ahhh 1993, what a great year. It was my sophomore year of high school and I was dating a beautiful girl. It was the year I got my driver's license and all the freedoms it represents to a young man in the south. So many memories came sweeping back when I saw this today. Thanks for the memories!

[–]iamadogforreal 2 points3 points ago

Why do people constantly fuck with these majestic, beautiful, and huge animals? Christ, give them some dignity. When aliens invade I hope the first thing they do is execute this moron.

[–]PaperRockBazooka 4 points5 points ago

LOOK AT ME I AM BEING CUTE AND BUBBLY

OH NO I AM GETTING SHIT ON

[–]BUT_OP_WILL_DELIVER 0 points1 point ago

Keep talking...

[–]chowssocold 2 points3 points ago

repost

[–]andshewas_45 5 points6 points ago

"AHHH BOOooo"...."aww shit!" 💩👍

[–]Herpon314 0 points1 point ago

What they don't tell you is that she was actually filming a new piece for r/spaceclop. And then this happened...

[–]NintendoGuy128 0 points1 point ago

Relevant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmCyV1c9Fg

[–]Dr_Shitpoop 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck did she think was going to happen?

[–]KEBBE 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or was she saying poo as she got pooed on?

[–]Roxxer 0 points1 point ago

That was painful to watch.

[–]RockCroc 0 points1 point ago

The first slow run was worse then normal speed. At first a few dollops and then a hailstorm of shit.

[–]vinunleaded0301 1 point2 points ago

CHOCOLATE RAIN!

[–]RoValentino -1 points0 points ago

Ah r/spaceclop goes to r/wtf again :)

[–]kamleshrr 0 points1 point ago

this technique of "peek a booo" makes horses shit. o.0

[–]LumberingOaf 1 point2 points ago

Manure. I hate manure.

[–]CCRLS 1 point2 points ago

Alright get him out of that shit

[–]markgeard 1 point2 points ago

haha, that's old. i remember watching that on an australian tv show maybe 8 years ago.

[–]whoopycush 1 point2 points ago

What the hell was she doing?

[–]dabby -1 points0 points ago

sigh She received a well deserved pat on the head.

[–]THE_KORY 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHA!!! What is she SAYING!?!?!?!

[–]manlord 0 points1 point ago

What a shithead.

[–]d__c 0 points1 point ago

I think 'Oh, Crap' is a far more fitting title.

[–]snackpit 0 points1 point ago

Oh crap!

[–]CantankerousPete 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck sticks their head under a horses arse and goes 'peek a boo!'?!

[–]thejohnstocktons 1 point2 points ago

If you put your head under a horse's ass, you're gonna have a bad time!

[–]flaming_penguin 1 point2 points ago

She should've seen that coming. nobody likes to be hugged from the ass

[–]PillPill -1 points0 points ago

Why ze shit didint ze eat it? Zere in russia Zis iz a delacasse

[–]ElectroFlasherFilms 0 points1 point ago

STFU.

[–]Magic-turtle 1 point2 points ago

And you think you have a crappy job.

[–]phen81 1 point2 points ago

Oh god why isn't her mouth facing up? That would be awesome.

[–]CatrickStrayze -1 points0 points ago

That woman is such a shit head.

[–]policies94 -1 points0 points ago

This post is shit.

[–]PantyClaus 0 points1 point ago

The road apple never falls far from the horses ass

[–]ElectroFlasherFilms 0 points1 point ago

This isn't wtf at all because of the outcome. It's purely hilarious. If the horse hadn't taken a dump, this would've been wtf.

[–]Wildebeast1 0 points1 point ago

I bet she's still trying to wash that out

[–]Winn_Ware 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea why she thought that wouldn't happen.

[–]Roguer9 -1 points0 points ago

She was a good girl so she got a pat on the head. Simple.

[–]junioree 0 points1 point ago

Peek-A-Boo indeed!!!

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck was she doing there?!

[–]Desomerbob 0 points1 point ago

This woman's face irritates me.

[–]MissMayI 0 points1 point ago

Lol times a million

[–]rocket1998 0 points1 point ago

I think that horse lost it's shit...

[–]Pupienus -1 points0 points ago

Wow, who's stupid enough to put their head between Sarah Jessica Parker's legs?

[–]vidrenz 1 point2 points ago

"Peek-a-boo.....................OMGAHHH WHAT'S RAINING ON ME?"

[–]MrKillface 1 point2 points ago

She certainly isn't trying to get away from it.

[–]televisionromeo 1 point2 points ago

shithead

[–]GhettoMagic 1 point2 points ago

I would call this out for being a repost, but I still laugh every damn time I see it

[–]blade2000 0 points1 point ago

This gif is as old as the Internet!

[–]WILDCOX -4 points-3 points ago

Holy fuck I know him

[–]Faloopa 4 points5 points ago

Who, the horse?

[–]WILDCOX 5 points6 points ago

Dude stop being a dick. I mean he's no Brad Pitt but I wouldn't call him a horse.

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