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[–]imaalien 62 points63 points ago

It should have said " Im going to rape you to infinity and beyond".

[–]IHeartPallets 5 points6 points ago

"They would rape him to deaths door, nurse him back to health, and rape him back to deaths door"

[–]jpeterm 1 point2 points ago

Until one fateful day a young hobbitt forgot that it was Gandalf Raping Day and raped Gandalf on Gandalf raping day.

[–]Trenchyjj 3 points4 points ago

wat the honest fuck was that?

[–]jpeterm 0 points1 point ago

Get ready to have your mind blown.

or, if you're in a hurry:

This is the part in question.

Edit: You really should watch the whole thing, the end doesn't make much sense alone.

[–]eblees 12 points13 points ago

I have no idea why but rape you to death seems to be a better fit for the atmosphere

[–]lanabird 12 points13 points ago

Hahaha You said "but rape". It's funny because "butt rape".

[–]eblees 4 points5 points ago

i swear i had not intention of meaning butt rape, but i guess you have a mind dirtier than mine

[–]lanabird 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious! I know you didn't, but I read it that way on accident at first, and laughed because of the original post.

[–]MODOK2000 1 point2 points ago

And now I can never watch Toy Story again

[–]Twatamatic -1 points0 points ago

Oh so Buzz is the rapist?

[–]MrConfucius 21 points22 points ago

Everytime I see this gif, I just wonder how nastily he slammed his hip on that window edge.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 1 point2 points ago

Now my hip hurts for him.

[–]MrConfucius 0 points1 point ago

I... Think... I know what you mean.

[–]Qhornn 25 points26 points ago

Sweet Jebus that was NOT what I was expecting to see...

[–]Leshoyadut 8 points9 points ago

Not what Robert expected, either.

[–]iamayam 2 points3 points ago

Or Buzz.

[–]SearchNerd -1 points0 points ago

Your comment was funnier than the picture

[–]LowPEZ 4 points5 points ago

Be happy. You are easily amused.

[–]zorak8me 2 points3 points ago

I'll file this under "must be under the influence to laugh".

[–]missy_m00 0 points1 point ago

found this at 1:24 in the morning. I almost woke the entire house with my laughter.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

5 hours

She's gone, you guys.

[–]brook011 0 points1 point ago

Fake. You don't have any friends

[–]williamtn4 0 points1 point ago

You would think it would've been woody to be raped

[–]No_More_Names 0 points1 point ago

Or Woody doing the raping...

[–]historianLA 0 points1 point ago

yes but the question remains who is the rapist and who is the rapee?

[–]gkiltz 0 points1 point ago

Ana you were up at 4AM because???

[–]Stev0osuprem0o -1 points0 points ago

Well holy fuck that was funny bahahahaha...Can't remember the last time such laughter was elicited from a picture before.

[–]Sepulchural 0 points1 point ago

I think this would have been more funny if I had seen it at 4 am.

[–]geordilaforge 0 points1 point ago

I pictured him whispering this softly in his ear.

[–]Neonshot -5 points-4 points ago

Just me who doesn't find rape a funny subject?

Down vote away =)

[–]eifersucht12a 5 points6 points ago

It's not a joke about rape it's absurdist humor.

[–]ITgreedo -1 points0 points ago

same, rape and death....I don't see how people are laughing so much by this.

[–]PunchTheLion -3 points-2 points ago

Harden the fuck up dude. Its the internet.

[–]skkid11 -5 points-4 points ago

Rape is hilarious. End of story.

[–]dubbin64 -2 points-1 points ago

This really made me laugh, cheers

[–]Horny_Troll 2 points3 points ago

look he have a friend !!!

[–]Route67 0 points1 point ago

this got 882 upvotes - how?

[–]Krumb 0 points1 point ago

guranteed_replies.jpg

[–]alanmagid 1 point2 points ago

Dope makes everything funnier.

[–]linkneo -3 points-2 points ago

Still a better love story than twilight haha

[–]patsfan21 -2 points-1 points ago

Just as funny at 3AM as well!

[–]outofnowhere -2 points-1 points ago

And 3:07AM!

[–]FirstGameFreak -4 points-3 points ago

Even at only 1:21

[–]tyler9256 -5 points-4 points ago

I will have you know that I laughed AT LEAST five minutes straight at that. NO bullshit, five. minutes. straight.

[–]nxtfari -2 points-1 points ago

This is going to be hilarious until SRS shows up.

[–]rebelappliance -2 points-1 points ago

Which one is saying it!?

[–]fantom_farter -2 points-1 points ago

Take the damn upvote, laughter you have caused

[–]tattgirl64 0 points1 point ago

Well my parents are awake now...But I lul'd all the same.

[–]Beuks -5 points-4 points ago

There is something oddly hilarious about this at exactly 4:00am....or maybe I'm just really high.

[–]nublete -4 points-3 points ago

Gigitty Gigitty ohh!