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[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 697 points698 points ago

[–]zigzagmang 269 points270 points ago

[–]Their_Police 105 points106 points ago

Wow. This gif is actually relevant now.

[–]Streeb-Greebling 163 points164 points ago

[–]ignorantwhitetrash 14 points15 points ago

So...do you guys just like save all these gifs and use them in the appropriate situations? Am I just not advanced enough of a redditor?

[–]SyairaLolly 11 points12 points ago

This is the first time I understand the Braille code.

[–]fuzzycuffs 1 point2 points ago

I haven't LOL'd out loud at the Internet in a while. Thanks!

[–]Marchander 16 points17 points ago

Laughed way harder at this one

[–]dyljm2 1 point2 points ago

I have a new favorite upvote gif.

[–]GaikokuJohn 7 points8 points ago

I fucking love you

[–]Fyedoe 3 points4 points ago

My life is complete with these 2 gifs.

[–]Ceejae -3 points-2 points ago

I had a dream that Kobe Bryant was in last night. He was actually a stand up gentleman. My girlfriend was in the dream too, and not once did he come on to her or even try to rape her.

[–]Natten -2 points-1 points ago

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THESE EXACT 3 GIFS? AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS AROUND HERE? THIS GOES BEYOND REPOST, THIS IS A REENACTMENT. /billymays

[–]zigzagmang -1 points0 points ago

In fact, I posted this one the last time as well. OC!!!!

[–]Natten -2 points-1 points ago

Well then have an upvote

[–]BARNABY_J0NES 45 points46 points ago

...and boom goes the dynamite.

[–]ka0ticnight 15 points16 points ago

God damn what is that from??

[–]Pots_And_Pans 29 points30 points ago

I see this is your first Internet.

[–]albrano 9 points10 points ago

That's 4 minutes wasted.

[–]elastic-craptastic 7 points8 points ago

8 for me. I started and realized I had already seen it all the way through. But I couldn't stop until I heard "Boom goes the dynamite".

Fuckin internets.

[–]andyface 4 points5 points ago

fancy giving some kinda vague timing reference?

EDIT 2:25 - apparently I had nothing better to do.

[–]jezmund 2 points3 points ago

haha yeah woops, i was workin. nice name. another andy, checking in.

[–]andyface 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, that's cool, I was supposed to be too, but hey, more fun to be on Reddit :p

From your username I'd assume you'd be called Jeremy, though that's not really how it works for most peoples usernames.

[–]Temporarily__Alone 16 points17 points ago

OC?

[–]TheCasuality 35 points36 points ago

No.

[–]Temporarily__Alone 21 points22 points ago

:(

[–]tropo 1 point2 points ago

You buying or selling?

[–]mxemec 6 points7 points ago

Not enough cash! Stranger...

[–]AdmiralQuackbar 3 points4 points ago

Came for the kitty dunk gif, left happy.

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[–]MoT 7 points8 points ago

He didn't edit it. It's not even 2 months since I've seen these two gifs around here.

Doesn't make it any less awesome though.

[–]Jeffweeeee 5 points6 points ago

I'm not even kidding I literally clicked "comments" so I could request this be done.

[–]fuck_this_fuck_you 0 points1 point ago

same

[–]labradorrescuer 1 point2 points ago

nailed it.

[–]BJUmholtz 1 point2 points ago

I was praying for this shoop.

[–]GrumpyChupacabra 1 point2 points ago

and thus begins the reddit CAT OLYMPICS

[–]GaikokuJohn 1 point2 points ago

DAT WAS SO NASTAY!

[–]fuck_this_fuck_you 1 point2 points ago

I WAS HOPING FOR THIS. I CAME TO THE COMMENTS JUST FOR IT.

[–]lakeone 0 points1 point ago

THE FLYYYYYYYswatter

[–]Phyics_Son 0 points1 point ago

i think this cat is part black

[–]ejpal 0 points1 point ago

So good it crossed over in other sports

[–]Monya619 0 points1 point ago

It looks like an earth quake happend after the dunk

[–]operativac -1 points0 points ago

fuck this shit, same gif on front page few months later, and same reply gif is top comment.

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[–]VelcroKing 6 points7 points ago

Most are five to six generations of domestic breeding, with the sixth or seventh generation ancestor on one side being a wild Asian Leopard Cat.

My cat's an F6, crazy like a motherfucker. They are known to run on a giant wheel, like a hamster, play in water, and fetch. Often kitten-like behavior their entire lives.

[–]mxemec 8 points9 points ago

So, like tornadoes?

[–]VelcroKing 0 points1 point ago

Heh, very good. The larger the number, the further removed from the original hybrid pairing, so it's almost the opposite, in a way.

Wikipedia has a pretty good explanation on hybrid filial generations here.

[–]Semajal 2 points3 points ago

What is strange is one of our cats was like this, but was just a pretty bog standard tux cat/english moggy. Lack of any breeding but he would fetch, behaved like a kitten (though got tired faster when old) and was known to swim once or twice. Alas after we had to move into town he was STILL set on exploring and got hit by a car earlier this year :( He was 11 though.

[–]VelcroKing 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, the traits are sometimes found in other cats, as well, but more common in Bengals. Or, it could just be confirmation bias.

[–]eyecite 0 points1 point ago

I'm assuming F6 denotes it's 6th generation?

[–]VelcroKing 0 points1 point ago

Essential, yes. It stands for filial generation 6, and Wikipedia has a pretty good explanation on generations of hybrids here.

[–]iamagainstit 1 point2 points ago

don't think that is a Bengal, maybe part, but definitely not pure.

[–]lieftenant 0 points1 point ago

The video for this gif was also shot with a long lens, which exaggerates distance by stretching the subject. You can tell because the cat has strange proportions.

[–]tame17 29 points30 points ago

That straight face... like he/she did it with out effort.

[–]I_am_THE_GRAPIST 10 points11 points ago

You could see the focus in his/her eyes though.

[–]mxemec 1 point2 points ago

He/she is a paragon of finesse.

[–]UsernameTaken0_o 16 points17 points ago

This isn't funny though.....

[–]TheOnlyAcoca 0 points1 point ago

you serious? this was hilarious!

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[–]vertigo1083 29 points30 points ago

If you look closely, you can see the repost. Right now, it's showing its dominance by duplicating itself in sheer numbers.

[–]ttop12 92 points93 points ago

Didn't see it the first 21 times...kinda happy this got reposted.

[–]axid 1 point2 points ago

Same here, apparently I'm not on reddit enough if I've missed this 21 times!

[–]longboarding_narwhal 5 points6 points ago

kinda makes you wonder why some people get downvoted into the negatives and others get thousands of upvotes for the exact same image.

[–]Screaming_Monkey 2 points3 points ago

It's all about the title.

[–]jlettuce07 2 points3 points ago

Yes, content means nothing to Reddit without a good title.

[–]vecnyj 1 point2 points ago

Damn 3 months ago this gif got 1000+ points in 2 consecutive posts, and 2000+ just two after those.

[–]Cpt_Hook 44 points45 points ago

I never understand why people get so angry about reposts... I've never seen this before. Do you want me do dig through the trenches of the reddit archives every day? That seems ridiculous and unnecessary. So thank you, reposters, for helping those of us who try not to spend too much time on reddit every day still be able to see some cool content.

[–]ClockStalker 14 points15 points ago

/u/Cpt_Hook: Analyzing 48 comments and submissions over the last 532 days

  • Most active hour: 6-7pm UTC (0.011 posts/hour)
  • Least active hours: 1-2am, 8-9am, 10am-3pm, 5-6pm UTC (0 posts/hour)
  • Complete hourly breakdown

Hypothesized location: Western North America

Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me

[–]Cpt_Hook 5 points6 points ago

Does this thing always get people's locations correct? Because that's a bit creepy!

[–]capfal 8 points9 points ago

It got me on the opposite side of America from where I live.

[–]ronin1066 1 point2 points ago

I browse at 1-3am my time, so if he ever tried me, he'd be way off.

[–]blackmarketdolphins 1 point2 points ago

My problem is that it's in the wrong subreddit. This is r/funny right?

[–]dawgiesman1 1 point2 points ago

You don't Reddit enough!

[–]ratshitty_heavenjoke 1 point2 points ago

Agreed!

[–]Landworth 10 points11 points ago

Montage time! This is where he trains his ass off in order to catch the bird. Que 80's music!

[–]AriBBCP 16 points17 points ago

♫'cause it's the eye of the tiger

♪it's the thrill of the fight

[–]HEBR 6 points7 points ago

Sorry to be "that guy" but in this context the word is cue. I dont think que is even a word in the English language.

[–]Melkiades 6 points7 points ago

¿Que? ¿Que has dicho? Lo importante es que toquen la música de los ochenta, cabrón.

[–]HEBR 6 points7 points ago

He dicho "que" no es una palabra en Inglés, no Español.

[–]DarkestPassenger 2 points3 points ago

Well there's queue. But cue fits better.

[–]HEBR 2 points3 points ago

Queue has a different meaning altogether. It would also be incorrect in this context.

[–]DarkestPassenger 1 point2 points ago

Well, yes. Justing pointing out the real word, and mentioned cue is the right one.

[–]impgod999 0 points1 point ago

You never said it was right, you said it fits better, implying that "queue" also "fits" (i.e. makes sense for it to be there / correct).

[–]MotorMouth93 4 points5 points ago

TWIXTOR

[–]blameitontheadderall 4 points5 points ago

Def the best .gif I've ever seen.

[–]ManuelHS 2 points3 points ago

wow, aprox what height?

[–]ok_you_win 2 points3 points ago

Coat hanger height. So that could be 1.5 meters to 2.0. I had a cat that could jump 3 in a panic. A dog came in the yard, he freaked and went right to the top of the lattice around my deck.

[–]ManuelHS 2 points3 points ago

I knew it was something around that, looks higher though. My cat used to jump like that until she got fat

[–]ok_you_win 3 points4 points ago

It does look higher, though the camera has some sort of fish eye lens.

There is a wooden counter on the right side of the image. I measured mine, and my kitchen counter is 1 meter high, while the vanity next to my toilet is 80 cm.

That cat is a stretched body length past that. So... 1.5 meters?

[–]ideanmalek 2 points3 points ago

Bravo to whoever made this... I'm actually impressed.

[–]sjhill 18 points19 points ago

That's quite an impressive jump. I wonder meow many attempts it took.

[–]Viscousbike 35 points36 points ago

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

[–]thegivenday 15 points16 points ago

I'm sorry. Did you just say 'meow'?

[–]Thesunsetreindeer 9 points10 points ago

right meow!

[–]mrjderp 0 points1 point ago

this scene has become sysdexlic.

[–]crashpoppin 3 points4 points ago

Well do you see me eating mice?

[–]Potater757 3 points4 points ago

Quit that behavior right meow.

[–]ThisIsDefinitelyAGun 2 points3 points ago

No.

[–]americasux 1 point2 points ago

just terrible

[–]Nateosis 1 point2 points ago

never in the history of gifs has an explosion sound been needed so badly

[–]imsomethin 2 points3 points ago

wow ! hops !

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The power in its striking extension is absolutely mind-blowing

[–]laughingboyphil 2 points3 points ago

Directed by Zack Snyder

[–]Tzb196 2 points3 points ago

That epic look of determination…

[–]JesusChrist5 0 points1 point ago

Downvote for use of word hops and the repost.

[–]black19 2 points3 points ago

Not gonna lie, that slow mo was awesome

[–]Look_at_all_the_pork 0 points1 point ago

Not your cat, old repost

[–]Abelabliss 2 points3 points ago

You have to let it all go Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free. Your. Mind.

[–]buttonforest 2 points3 points ago

This isn't funny. It's great but it is just not funny.

[–]thestalkmore 0 points1 point ago

DAT FOCUS

[–]Robotyc 0 points1 point ago

The second repost that has gotten to the front page today. I thought the repost issue was bad, but really?

[–]liberalis 2 points3 points ago

Not funny. Awesome. Still, upvote is emminent. Such hang time, all Matrix up in here. Next stop, NBA.

[–]Heatbeat 1 point2 points ago

I am now convinced we live in the matrix and cats are actually Agents in disguise.

All hail the mechanical kitty overlords.

[–]kazo0 4 points5 points ago

Why is this in r/funny? I don't want to see this when I am trying to get in a good enough mood in order to masturbate and go to bed. I am not pleased.

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[–]BubbRubbandLilSis 5 points6 points ago

[–]raddude692 -1 points0 points ago

Thank you. Have an upvote.

[–]fluxaxion 0 points1 point ago

This is my 6th viewing on Reddit. :3

[–]polarbeargarden 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaand rate limit exceeded. Host it somewhere more useful next time! You know, like Imgur, where everybody else hosts their images.

[–]BABS34 0 points1 point ago

REPOSTTTTTTTT

[–]BubbRubbandLilSis 0 points1 point ago

Come on reddit. This has been reposted too many times.

[–]dangerous_beans 3 points4 points ago

I've never seen it. It must not be reposted enough.

[–]endormen 14 points15 points ago

i like this gif, i have seen it many times that does not mean i don't like to see it. frankly the only re-post i dislike is the guy who yells out that good content has been posted before.

also your post at http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/w730g/everytime_im_at_a_buffet/ is a re-post of a cat gif. many of your posts are re-posts. why the hate?

[–]XdannyX -1 points0 points ago

nice work detective Another nagger silenced

[–]BubbRubbandLilSis 0 points1 point ago

I karma decay all my posts. They either have one or two posts to an irrelevant subreddit or have not been posted before.

This gif, however, has been posted over 20 times and has been already been on the front page. That's why I elected to say something.

[–]raddude692 8 points9 points ago

Thank you for taking all the downvotes I get for calling bullshit on all these reposts.

[–]BubbRubbandLilSis 5 points6 points ago

That is a risk a knight of new must take. I thank you for your service.

[–]MisinterpretingJokes 2 points3 points ago

C-C-C-c-circlejerk!

[–]Their_Police 1 point2 points ago

D-D-D-d-douchebag!

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[–]danwroy -1 points0 points ago

It's my first time seeing it too, but since, according to the karmadecay list above, it's been reposted 21 times, maybe you're the one being a douchebag.

[–]JediMasterSam 0 points1 point ago

Why is this in /r/funny? Did any of you honestly laugh?

I'll tell you why. Because it's a blatant repost and it worked.

title comnts points age /r/
Kitty Jump in SLOW-MO! 0coms 2pts 17dys aww
Slow motion cat leap 0coms 1pt 19dys gifs
New definition of badass 1com -5pts 22dys gifs
Slow motion cat jump 0coms -7pts 3mos gifs
Kitten 300 0coms 11pts 3mos GifSound
Cat leap 2coms -6pts 3mos pics
What cats dream of 0coms 16pts 3mos GifSound
Best gif ever. 295coms 1159pts 3mos funny
Go go gadget kitty! 99coms 1000pts 3mos pics
Six Million Dollar Cat 0coms 45pts 3mos GifSound
Jump 372coms 2467pts 3mos gifs
Kitty jump. Kitty swipe. 1com 2pts 1mo pics
Slo-mo Cat Attack 7coms 17pts 1mo gifs
Smack My Bitch up 0coms 17pts 20dys GifSound
So Close 0coms 5pts 1mo funny
Just a cat, being cool, and cute! 5coms 3pts 1mo gifs
The only cat related GIF I can respect 9coms 23pts 2mos gifs
Slow mo cat attack 12coms 329pts 2mos aww
This cat is a true ninja 3coms 60pts 3mos aww
Not just a karma machine, but an amazing athlete as well 2coms 13pts 3mos aww
BOOM. 4coms -4pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]hawtpokkitz 1 point2 points ago

All those reposts and yet still no one posts this shit on imgur.

[–]Simi566 1 point2 points ago

Love this:) I also like the one when he has a basketball in his hands and he slam dunks

[–]DT81 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if frozen.. Or just slow gif

[–]just_got_pancaked 1 point2 points ago

nice camera

[–]004Maniac 1 point2 points ago

I watched this right as the song i was listening to slowed down for the solo, it picked up as the cat started to fall... no regrets at all.

[–]nimitch 1 point2 points ago

Slow-mo at peak of jump = Dramatic bad ass factor x9000

[–]Admiral_Toast 1 point2 points ago

I wish I could jump 2-3 times my own height

[–]acemacc 1 point2 points ago

It seems Nike is expanding their target audience.

[–]pat_man 1 point2 points ago

mad props for mad hops

[–]PapaCousCous 1 point2 points ago

Can one of you photoshop wizards put a cape on the cat and make the background blue.

[–]bigasssweater 1 point2 points ago

It's a shame the cat didn't wink.

[–]Quothefool 1 point2 points ago

See that expressionless look on its face? That's how it will look when it comes for you after you've hidden in a tree.

[–]Turtleslippers 1 point2 points ago

Scared the shit right out of me.

[–]Calevra78 1 point2 points ago

Interesting fact : a cats skin moves independent from its muscles which is part of cats "always land on their feet." Their skin moves and twitches to help them.

[–]WyattG 1 point2 points ago

Cat jumped like 5ft. Mad hops!

[–]Johnny1098 1 point2 points ago

This came right out of the "cool things I saw on reddit and should post again in 3 months for karma" folder ;)

[–]itsnotmeitsu 1 point2 points ago

that was magic

[–]MoonHopLite 1 point2 points ago

Who put their hand to the screen like the kitten was gonna give you a high five :D

[–]Failociraptor 0 points1 point ago

Fuck gravity. Im a cat.

[–]toastedbunions 1 point2 points ago

Reddit's version of the NFL Combine.

[–]DerpinNinjaa 1 point2 points ago

Nope. Just a kitty

[–]DerpinNinjaa 1 point2 points ago

Koby for the three

[–]Cyberslasher 1 point2 points ago

This gets slowed down every time it is reposted.

[–]ElasticChasteBand 1 point2 points ago

LOL THIS IS REALLY FUNNY

[–]Eagles3015 0 points1 point ago

Blake Kittin

[–]chingyduster 1 point2 points ago

My first thought... how is this funny?

[–]fryskate 1 point2 points ago

Straight face the whole time, haha

[–]frapawhack 1 point2 points ago

this cat has some insane hops

[–]scubacled 0 points1 point ago

oh fuck, space jam 2

[–]rockahullyted 0 points1 point ago

She keeps her eyes on target like a pro

[–]BBR91 0 points1 point ago

I like how she can slow down time.

[–]vereonix -1 points0 points ago

oh look its this post again.

[–]eiPott 0 points1 point ago

You can see the cat smile a little just before it hits.

[–]jonaheim88 0 points1 point ago

anyone else see the "bump" screens from That 70s' Show?

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

If the angle was a little wider, you could easily have inserted an up arrow into it's paw and made a great upvote gif.

[–]Monya619 0 points1 point ago

Kobe!!

[–]Monya619 0 points1 point ago

And he walks like nothing happend

[–]ModestBadass 0 points1 point ago

This looks like it was shot for Planet Earth.

[–]Out_of_ideas17 0 points1 point ago

logged in just to upvote this, what has reddit done to me!? cool gif by the way.

[–]sofa_king_awesome 0 points1 point ago

HAH this is great

[–]jaxxob 0 points1 point ago

i hear it because they added more "hops"

[–]jlettuce07 0 points1 point ago

3 months from now, I'm gonna repost this myself and ride karma train all the way to glory, just like this guy... Mark my words. It shall be magical.

[–]kameronk92 -1 points0 points ago

NOT FUNNY

[–]LexSenthur 0 points1 point ago

Zach Schneider, stop filming my cat!

[–]Drmmchick 0 points1 point ago

I never leave comments but I thought I would because I was UPVOTE NUMBER 200.

Great video.

[–]Goofus_exe 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that I made sound effects while I watched this?

[–]mariecestmoi 0 points1 point ago

Re-re-re-repost!

[–]IAmThatNerd 1 point2 points ago

retoast!

[–]absinthe-minded 1 point2 points ago

Coming to a theater near you it's
KILLER JUMPING CATS FROM MARS............ in 3D

[–]intensely_human 1 point2 points ago

I have never watched a gif so many times

[–]ebetanc1 1 point2 points ago

Game face

[–]CR4ZY0WN3R 1 point2 points ago

Upvoted for slow-motion

[–]Talakash -1 points0 points ago

This just reminded me, years and years ago when I still lived with my mother, my next door neighbours were skanky grubby bastards who never looked after there pets, well it was summer so our windows were obviously open, one of next doors many cats used to jump through our living room window and terrorise my cat, eat her food, shit in her litterbox then like a fucking flash.. Gone. Well one day I hid behind the net curtain and coaxed it over with retarded noises and making the net curtain twitch, (I must have looked like such a twat). I was just waiting.. For that perfect moment that it would jump towards the window, then it did.. Whilst is was mid air I punched it in the head just as it was entering the window, it kinda bent up around my fist, then dropped to the floor a shocked and confused mess. Obviously I was screwed up on the floor in laughter, I mean I love cats.. But not ones who terrorise my Libby. Libby is my fat tabby cat, she's a beauty.

[–]XdannyX 1 point2 points ago

This just reminded me, months and months ago, my next door neighbors were careless douchebags who never made sure their stupid chihuahua stayed in their backyard. Well my dog had a doggy door for obvious purposes (to take a shit and mark his territory), and the stupid chihuahua would come into our house eat my dogs food, pee everywhere and start barking at us like WE were trespassing. Dumb bitch. Well one day I waited next to the doggy door with a plan to make it scared ass fuck about ever coming in here. The second it came in I slammed it from the side with a couch pillow making it slide across the pre-lotioned floor into a bunch of cans filled with coins and marbles. With noisy things all around it, it tried to scamper away but couldn't get enough friction to move due to a mix of lotion and it's piss. Then BAM! I nailed it with a water balloon. Then feeling like the message was understood I scooped it up and threw it out. I mean I love dogs.. But no one barks at me in MY house. Fucker never came back.

[–]labradorrescuer 0 points1 point ago

Too bad it cant jump as far as the gif link address. holy hell

[–]IDDQD_ 0 points1 point ago

It's not very high. It's jumping up to a coat, which I'm guessing hangs on a level coats usually hang. Perspective! Love this gif, though!