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[–]Landworth 50 points51 points ago

Bitch your tits are dratini, I wouldn't beedrill you with a 10 foot pole. You smoke so much dick, it left me koffing. My buddy walked in on you naked and it left him hauntered. That gastly pussy is so rank you would have to scrape out all of the muk just to get a metapod to use harden.

[–]Yaki304 3 points4 points ago

I Rhydon these hoes, you know I Beedrillin' their Cloysters

They know Omastar and that makes em get moister

Persian bitches Fearow my Spearow like they found out the Pharaoh's back

You stroke your bone so much that I should call you Marowak

I'm hotter than Charmander, my vine's longer than Bulbasaur's

I'll make your mom Squirtle til every part of her vulva's sore

She'll wiggle her stuff while I Digglet her muff

Til I got her singing louder than a Jigglypuff

BOOM

[–]SleepingOnMoonshine 0 points1 point ago

I'm still pissed about this repost, but you are the new greatest person on the planet.

[–]American_Assface 7 points8 points ago

Took me a second, but I love you now.

[–]PeterPorky 38 points39 points ago

That joke is so funny, last time I heard it I saved it to my floppy disk.

[–]Natten 12 points13 points ago

That joke is so old, last time I heard it I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

[–]Hormander 3 points4 points ago

That joke is so old, last time I heard it I could not hear it because of the sound of THE BIG BANG

[–]PeterPorky -5 points-4 points ago

That was the joke I was building it off of, obviously.

[–]Natten -2 points-1 points ago

I was just goin with it :/

[–]CrabDubious 9 points10 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Oh teen moms... 4coms 2pts 25dys funny
Don't mess with pokemon 3coms 1pt 25dys funny
This made me laugh way too hard 57coms 499pts 23dys funny
Ooooh! Burn.. 0coms 0pts 25dys funny
Pokemon 2coms 5pts 24dys funny
Poke'-burn. [X-post r/pokemon] 2coms -4pts 25dys funny
BUUUURN! (xpost from r/pokemon) 500coms 1545pts 26dys gaming
Saw this on Facebook. Thought you guys would enjoy it. 80coms 1387pts 26dys pokemon

*source: karmadecay

STOP

[–]SleepingOnMoonshine 28 points29 points ago

REPOSTS MOTHAFUCKA

[–]no_okaymaybe 7 points8 points ago

[–]zuulthedestroyer 4 points5 points ago

DO YOU SPEAK IT

[–]snusrob88 6 points7 points ago

Aren't you too old to have braces?!

[–]UncleGeorge 7 points8 points ago

I've never seen this picture, I don't fucking care if its a repost, its funny, if you saw it already, JUST FUCKING SKIP AND GO LOOK AT ANOTHER BLUE LINK! THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU BITCHING ABOUT REPOST ARE PEOPLE BITCHING ABOUT REPOST; Die in a fucking fire, not everyone have every single subreddit in their subscribe.

[–]I_May_Be_A_Dude 7 points8 points ago

You sound mad bro

[–]Wraith557 0 points1 point ago

Hey bro, you sound mad. Why don't you take a minute to go fuck yourself and come back when you're done?

[–]SleepingOnMoonshine 0 points1 point ago

It's already been in r/funny 8B And we're just calling this guy a dick for karma-whoring.

[–]IAmJBear 0 points1 point ago

Ya know, your comment would be more effective if you replied to the guys saying "repost"... just sayin'

[–]tootkixbutt 1 point2 points ago

Or if you weren't so angry...

[–]BassicallyJake 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if you can overdose on burn heal... Hm...

[–]bagtrickswayze -2 points-1 points ago

Aren't you fools a little too repost for repost?

[–]fairiesgotme -1 points0 points ago

[–]drdoom52 1 point2 points ago

major repost

[–]penguintux 1 point2 points ago

...BAM

/Elzar

[–]zuulthedestroyer 0 points1 point ago

"We're gonna knock her up a notch"

[–]Canvasch 1 point2 points ago

Seriousness. This made the rounds about 2 weeks ago, where it was X-posted from /r/pokemon to just about every subreddit there is, including like 3 defaults. It made the front page in all of them.

[–]TimesWasting 1 point2 points ago

Social Question: Now that "Slut Shaming" is on it's way out, do you think "Pregnant Teenager Shaming" will be next?

[–]Merfen 1 point2 points ago

They usually go hand in hand.

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 1 point2 points ago

hand in pants

[–]TimesWasting 0 points1 point ago

Eh, a girl can have sex once and have pregnant, or have sex multiple times and never get pregnant. But lately you're not allowed to make fun of a woman for sleeping around with lots of guys anymore. However its still acceptable to make fun of a teen that got pregnant.

[–]Kadoc -4 points-3 points ago

stop resposting things dickhead

[–]KissTheBlade -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck Pokemon in the ass with a hot cattle brand.

[–]kuba_10 0 points1 point ago

I never understood it. Could somebody elaborate? I'm quite into Pokemon.

[–]SleepingOnMoonshine 1 point2 points ago

He insulted her, commonly called a burn. To heal a burn... You need a burn heal. Getsit? :D

[–]kuba_10 0 points1 point ago

Oh, right. That's funny.