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[–]HikaruYagami 34 points35 points ago

What a cute little ass you got there

[–]CeeBmata 16 points17 points ago

I'd spank that ass.

[–]commondenomigator 38 points39 points ago

ಠ_ಠ Animal cruelty.

[–]HoneyBadgers_Forever 3 points4 points ago

Fuck! Where is CTRL-ALT-RAPE when you need him?

[–]tijoy -2 points-1 points ago

why do you care?

[–]5ft11flip 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who is getting your joke?

[–]tijoy 0 points1 point ago

feels like it

[–]larpexmachina 1 point2 points ago

I'd bite that ass.

[–]Mashu009 8 points9 points ago

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

[–]Phyics_Son -1 points0 points ago

spank? uh uh, i'd tap dat ass ;)

[–]emmalee302 7 points8 points ago

Thank you.

[–]gamblingbeat 1 point2 points ago

Oh better than a dumb ass!

[–]Somebody1985 2 points3 points ago

Too bad its an alpaca, not an ass... just sayin

[–]saifelse 3 points4 points ago

All of this talk about little asses is making me hungry for... burritos

[–]TheBrovahkiin 20 points21 points ago

Going to make this my desktop background in preparation for 90% of my nights.

[–]NFLdoWORK 9 points10 points ago

ha 90%...

[–]TheBrovahkiin 2 points3 points ago

Haha, well on the other 10% the girlfriend is feeling generous.

[–]NFLdoWORK 4 points5 points ago

damn dude, you need to get that bitch in line

[–]Omegaman2010 28 points29 points ago

for a nice romantic movie after a meal at a fancy restraunt.

[–]Karn92 1 point2 points ago

Successful Negro?

[–]Omegaman2010 1 point2 points ago

Indeed.

[–]cocktastic_voyage 1 point2 points ago

We call that "Steak and BJ" night in Austin. It happens once a year for married folk. Single folk practice this every chance they get.

[–]Jr_Sales_Associate[S] 1 point2 points ago

I feel ya man

[–]Brif 1 point2 points ago

Going to make this my desktop background in preparation for over 100% of my nights.

[–]A_significant_name 0 points1 point ago

Maybe I should do that. This is the second night in a row I've seen this picture and it's been the only ass I've received. :(

[–]Jr_Sales_Associate[S] 14 points15 points ago

I figured I'd share my ass with the world, it felt like the right thing to do

[–]junkfood66 17 points18 points ago

Your ass is the ass that reddit deserves, but maybe not the one it needs...

[–]Jr_Sales_Associate[S] 9 points10 points ago

And I will be the one to give them that ass

[–]Montisa2008 1 point2 points ago

Too much ass. Im throwing in some tits.

[–]Dueada 1 point2 points ago

Well...? We are waiting.

[–]theotherguyonline 1 point2 points ago

The world appreciates it.

[–]cornballing 0 points1 point ago

You're so brave.

[–]CharcoaL555 9 points10 points ago

Am i paranoid for expecting something from slenderman as in to scare us?

[–]Frat_Panda 7 points8 points ago

Unfortunately the only ass i get besides this one is when my finger slips through the toilet paper.

[–]moose_540 0 points1 point ago

A Scholar and a Saint!!!

[–]nickx182 1 point2 points ago

you're a god amongst men

[–]Jr_Sales_Associate[S] 2 points3 points ago

Why thank you

[–]Freddrico_Shanchez 3 points4 points ago

You deserve a medal doc

[–]D_Raww 2 points3 points ago

Is it just me... Or is this a repost?

[–]AntiqueToasters -1 points0 points ago

I've seen this before too.

[–]TocallRetal 0 points1 point ago

Why don't mind if I do! :D

[–]RITtubaMaster 1 point2 points ago

people go out on Tuesdays?

[–]Softice4 0 points1 point ago

Aww

[–]nimitch 0 points1 point ago

I prefer my ass without all that hair nonsense,..........but I'll take what I can get!

[–]Karmagusta00 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was going to be terrifying..

[–]Asshole_for_Karma 0 points1 point ago

Thanks buddy!

[–]A_Giant_midget 0 points1 point ago

I want to hug that cute little ass and sleep with it and rub my cheek against its soft hairy ass.

[–]Pinkkfrost 1 point2 points ago

Awww thanx

[–]Elquinis 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the ass and reminding me of my currently long distance relationship.

[–]ryanskewl 1 point2 points ago

Hey, I just saw this, and this is over the top and probably buried,

but here is my upvote, comment maybe.

[–]ioneeuropa 0 points1 point ago

Hey, thanks man.

[–]Plyson 0 points1 point ago

Yeaaaahhh nothings turns a girl on more than cruising reddit with a guy

[–]dinofan01 1 point2 points ago

If that's your reasoning you're going to need to repost this every night for me.

[–]Mike312 0 points1 point ago

What about those of us browsing Reddit in teams? :(

[–]PuddingPuddle 0 points1 point ago

So like, just about everyone.

[–]Turtleslippers 0 points1 point ago

I got too much ass. Just look at my ferby.

[–]sjsharksgirl408 0 points1 point ago

my flight got delayed until tomorrow so this is exactly how I feel right now.

[–]slagahthor 0 points1 point ago

my ass is on night shift, so thanks for some available ass.

[–]kenebriated 0 points1 point ago

Soooo... All of us?

[–]Cheesespuds 0 points1 point ago

this makes me sad...

[–]starktor 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, that's all? I always hear people wanting some and here I am; getting some. Not all it's hyped up to be. People are so weird.

[–]Scotsarunionforu 0 points1 point ago

What do I do if I already got some?

[–]MichelleMorgan5 0 points1 point ago

as I'm browsing this from my phone while laying in bed next to my boyfriend who "isn't in the mood" this is perfect and made my night lol

[–]asldkfououhe 0 points1 point ago

everybody browses reddit alone every night ever

[–]MoonHopLite 0 points1 point ago

That picture made me happy Im alone

[–]DevoidOfVoid 0 points1 point ago

What, you require a partner to browse reddit?

[–]Wesomatic 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. I needed that.

[–]ChrispyK 0 points1 point ago

GODDAMMIT. I'm in week 1 of the 90 day r/nofap challenge, why you gotta do this to me?

[–]Kakoose 0 points1 point ago

I want a big ass.

[–]Delicious_Dev 0 points1 point ago

Jerking off into her shampoo bottle you say? Why not zoidberg?

[–]N69sZelda 0 points1 point ago

i never get any ass :/

[–]burningsnailman -1 points0 points ago

you're a saint

[–]highlighterpink 0 points1 point ago

; ( Sometimes its worse to get ass and then have it mean nothing.

[–]Geordash 0 points1 point ago

:D :) :| :| :(

[–]klovervibe 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, buddy. ;)

[–]SpectralMcNuggets 0 points1 point ago

thank you, you've made my life marginally less pathetic...somehow.

[–]ArgentumFlare 0 points1 point ago

Its a nice ass, but it could use some boobies to go along with it

[–]rachel_says 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend stopped by for a little bit tonight, and right when I was about to put the moves on him he told me he had to go home and move his motorcycle into his garage.

Aaaaaaaand now here I am, getting a little ass on reddit.

[–]psmerling 0 points1 point ago

Thank you OP.

[–]agiantcoconut 0 points1 point ago

What if I want a big ass?

[–]MrLovelife 0 points1 point ago

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[–]cuddlefish 0 points1 point ago

*Every night.

[–]lutzee 0 points1 point ago

Thanks bro, I appreciate it <3

[–]semi-sweet 0 points1 point ago

That ass is a little hairy.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

Bitch please, I'm always alone.

[–]Spotch 0 points1 point ago

[–]williambilliam 0 points1 point ago

My computer always picks the best times to corrupt images as they're loading.

[–]somekid2120 0 points1 point ago

Browsing reddit alone at night don't be ridiculous I browse reddit in the morning

[–]goatfucker9000 0 points1 point ago

too young for my taste... sicko...

[–]AnExoticBigMac -1 points0 points ago

A little hairy for my taste but I will take anything at this point

[–]donkeysniffer 0 points1 point ago

Worth giving a whiff.

[–]DigitalDarkn3ss 0 points1 point ago

Made my night worth something.

[–]DisasterTourism -1 points0 points ago

hey .....thanks

[–]ModernDayCasanova -1 points0 points ago

But...we have each other right :) ... guys?..

[–]som4h -2 points-1 points ago

Small farm animals!!

[–]realyfckingsarcastic -2 points-1 points ago

Isn't that the entirety of the site? Alone, browsing reddit with no hope of incoming sexual encounters.

[–]Kanyewestisfat -1 points0 points ago

too bad it's so hairy...

[–]HarryPowers 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass!

[–]snoopyh42 0 points1 point ago

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar and our numbers are dwindling.

[–]Westerman_design 0 points1 point ago

Hey thanks fella. A little hairy though.

[–]ZarkingFrood42 0 points1 point ago

I feels ya brah.

[–]chickwhoknits 0 points1 point ago

it's cute and punny.

[–]zangor -2 points-1 points ago

Dude, it's Wednesday....

[–]WhitePostIt -2 points-1 points ago

Om my GOD I just want to hug it to death! How can it be so cute?