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[–]mereaccesories 280 points281 points ago

Cynthia she's a really cool dancer

[–]Chrscool8 128 points129 points ago

Cynthia, boogie to the groove now.

[–]wearenotscientists 63 points64 points ago

She's got those moves, as long as you move her arms and legs.

[–]YupThatsADouche 49 points50 points ago

She's movin' out on the floor, she's ready to break some eggs.

[–]thelittlewhale 49 points50 points ago

Make an omelette, Cynthia! Woo!

[–]Lulzzy 46 points47 points ago

This fucking song's first two lines have been stuck in my head for the past 3 years.

[–]Hell4u3 22 points23 points ago

Shake it, shake it, your so fantastic.

[–]_Error_ 23 points24 points ago

Just don't break it; you're only made of plastic.

[–]winesti 7 points8 points ago

AAAANTS?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!!!

[–]The_Dok 7 points8 points ago

THIS IS NOT A DANCE! I'VE GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!

[–]cirillios 30 points31 points ago

I'm ashamed of myself that the first thing that came to mind after seeing that was this song.

[–]NinjaDog251 9 points10 points ago

I'm proud of myself that the first thing that came to mind after seeing that was this song.

[–]jas0nb 27 points28 points ago

Forgetting the lyrics to Cynthia's song is like forgetting P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Doesn't happen.

[–]brawkolie 8 points9 points ago

or...

write to me stick stickly P.O. Box 963... New York City New York State 10108!

[–]atimholt 6 points7 points ago

Scruff, McGruff, Chicago Illinois [Some zip code, which I’m pretty sure my brother remembers. Ends in a 3?]

[–]joobyz7982 8 points9 points ago

I thought it was 60652? That's what I hum to myself anyway.

[–]ohbutshesdead 1 point2 points ago

It is.

[–]BigNikiStyle 0 points1 point ago

60652, and help me take a bite outta crime.

[–]Unit_1004 24 points25 points ago

[–]mr_mia_wallace 9 points10 points ago

oh, fuck. now i remember.

[–]geek_loser 1 point2 points ago

Umm, who is that black baby?

[–]twist3dl0gic 0 points1 point ago

Are you talking about neighbor-girl Suzie?

[–]geek_loser 0 points1 point ago

If thats who that is then yes. I dont remember her at all.

[–]J-loavocado 9 points10 points ago

It only costs a cookie to watch her dance

[–]ScienceYouMonster 4 points5 points ago

I'm so ashamed I completely forgot about this song...

[–]Apollo64 2 points3 points ago

You don't know how happy I am to see that I'm not the only one who's first thought was that song.

[–]Mashu009 0 points1 point ago

[–]brbrcrbtr 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap when I read this I instantly remembered the entire song

[–]apolsos3 109 points110 points ago

Angelica was a bitch...

[–]wadec24 26 points27 points ago

Total bitch

[–]MrJAPoe 8 points9 points ago

Utter bitch

[–]vivvav 9 points10 points ago

Bitchiest bitch.

[–]Piscator629 11 points12 points ago

DING DONG THE WICK...oh wait

[–]easycumeasyhoe 0 points1 point ago

Über bitch

[–]happymouse 10 points11 points ago

i love how i wasnt paying attention to what i just clicked so when i scrolled through the comments and read this I was like, "WTF DID I DO TO YOU?"

my name is angelica. and im very tired.

[–]apolsos3 7 points8 points ago

My name is zack and I have a personal vendetta against you because your name is Angelica.

[–]happymouse 5 points6 points ago

So it begins..

[–]armauld 2 points3 points ago

You just say that because you're a stupid baby!

[–]gregmolick -2 points-1 points ago

Come on man we all know she was skitzo. Chucky actually died in the car crash that killed his mother , tommy died at birth and Phil and lil are really only one baby, Angelica just doesn't know what gender he/she is.

Give her a break

[–]mesohungry 29 points30 points ago

I'm a grown ass man. I like her hair. And I like Party in the USA. Haters gonna hate.

[–]touchy610 9 points10 points ago

It's a catchy fuckin' song.

[–]guru7892 4 points5 points ago

I'm actually pretty 'meh' on Party in the USA or her music in general, but I think her hair is fabulous.

I'm not totally into Miley Cyrus but maybe her music just isn't for me and that's OK. There is plenty of music out there so it is all good I the hood.

[–]prince_of_tacoma 1 point2 points ago

I love her hair. Anyone who is willing to go that far for aesthetic experimentation is pretty cool in my book. Then again, I have female friends with Skrillex haircuts, so maybe I'm just more used to it. And I guess I respect Party in the USA. I understand what she was going for and it's hella catchy.

[–]zealouszamboni 8 points9 points ago

A grown ass-man?

[–]rghd 1 point2 points ago

That xkcd joke was barely funny the first several hundred times I saw it rehashed.

[–]jackzander 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps you should internet less.

Small suggestion.

[–]LethalBanana[S] -5 points-4 points ago

A grown mans ass?

[–]alabasterjones -1 points0 points ago

I don't usually do this , but I down opted you fr your opinion. Sorry

[–]mesohungry 1 point2 points ago

No problem. They don't mean anything anyway.

[–]rick_22 13 points14 points ago

The only funny connection I've seen with her hair...

[–]DeathItself 36 points37 points ago

Op.. why are you tagged as "Lying sack of shit"?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]LethalBanana[S] 30 points31 points ago

Introduced friend to reddit, she became curious, found r/spacedicks, told her it was people doing mean things, called me a lying sack of shit. Hence my tag. Its on one of my previous posts if you want to look.

[–]Delicious_Duck 61 points62 points ago

You're now tagged as "Honest sack of shit"

[–]online222222 10 points11 points ago

may I suggest you click "Permalink" under your orginal comment and then put it in for the link of the tag

[–]LethalBanana[S] 4 points5 points ago

So what does permalink allow you to do? I wouldn't mind learning because it may be of use for later purposes.

[–]online222222 2 points3 points ago

permalink is just the link to the comment itself

[–]LethalBanana[S] 1 point2 points ago

So by placing the permalink in the link for the tag, it allows you to see the tag for that person no matter what thread or post you are on?

[–]online222222 6 points7 points ago

no the link allows you to see the context of the tag. You can see tags anywhere.

[–]LethalBanana[S] 1 point2 points ago

I understand now. Awesome. Thanks man. Take up votes for going through trouble.

Edit: just cleared it up

[–]Delicious_Duck 2 points3 points ago

Wow I didn't know that you could do that. Awesome suggestion!

[–]FarmerTedd 5 points6 points ago

[–]LethalBanana[S] 0 points1 point ago

Just watched the new tosh.0... Sorry. P.S. I am not Canadian.

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[–]LethalBanana[S] 1 point2 points ago

A lesson learned then. Thank you!

[–]DeathItself 0 points1 point ago

Ahh ok.

[–]Coppershoe-Ironhill 81 points82 points ago

I hate to say it, but I think that new haircut, or at least this photo, is pretty damn adorable.

[–]Justusbraz 14 points15 points ago

I was actually just thinking, "holy shit! that's Miley Cirus? She's pretty cute."

[–]Lovtel 6 points7 points ago

Me too. It might be because I'm a lesbian, though.

[–]I_like_owls 19 points20 points ago

I agree. First time I've ever liked anything related to Miley Cyrus, too. What is this world coming to?

[–]IamsonotFUNNY 1 point2 points ago

I don't see anything wrong with this hair cut either.

[–]mydogisarhino 22 points23 points ago

I beg to differ... I think thats a pretty butt-ugly haircut which doesn't do anything for her overall appearance.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That's a good picture of her but I find it hard to believe that she's going to look half as good as that most of the time

[–]nikkukun 4 points5 points ago

In the first picture, I'll admit, her hair looks like shit. Simply because it isn't styled the way it should be. It looks like a kid went at her hair with scissors while she was asleep.

Now, in the picture you just linked to, she looks absolutely fucking adorable. Here, it's styled the way it should be, and it looks really quite nice.

Ghost edit; The first picture reminds me a bit of Andy Warhol. ha.

[–]mydogisarhino 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I agree with you and I think that haircut makes her look like some drug head.

[–]dismyshit 1 point2 points ago

Why do you even hate to say it? It's not bad to like things the hivemind disapproves of.

[–]hchano 1 point2 points ago

I just thought this was a bad angle of the cut. Google has other angles, where it's hanging better/more natural. It's a cute look for her.

[–]pyrocatheter 0 points1 point ago

Imagine it on an ugly face.

[–]jcoleman10 0 points1 point ago

It is on an ugly face.

[–]monkeypickle -1 points0 points ago

Agreed. It's ridiculously cute and miles beyond the pseudo "take me serious" locks she's been sporting.

[–]danceydancetime 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the worse photos of it in my opinion

[–]ItsZordon 10 points11 points ago

[–]Blacklion95 1 point2 points ago

I did not expect to be hit with the Hammer of Nostalgia at this hour. I thank you.

[–]Curzon73 10 points11 points ago

I'm diggin the new hair actually

[–]bluur2 6 points7 points ago

Omg what is this from..... I can't freaking remember !!!

[–]LethalBanana[S] 19 points20 points ago

The Rugrats. Oh childhood memories.

[–]Paroxysm80 4 points5 points ago

I must be one of the few that actually likes it. It's edgy, cute, and works well for her.

[–]alyceshih 6 points7 points ago

CYYYNNNTTHHHIIAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[–]shaftdestroyer 6 points7 points ago

As a 25 year old guy, I don't know whether it's impressive or embarrassing that I immediately recognized and knew the name of a doll from a cartoon.

[–]ibrokeadickonce 3 points4 points ago

nothing to be ashamed of for watching rugrats...

... a lot

[–]MrJAPoe 1 point2 points ago

It's on Netflix, too

[–]alyceshih 1 point2 points ago

Ha well being 23, I think everyone our age remembers rugrats...so I would say its neither, but perhaps normal? I actually wanted a doll like Cynthia. I used to cut off my doll's hair but soon got bored. I was never one to "bond" with my toys and bring them everywhere I went.

[–]Dirge37 0 points1 point ago

One day, or another.. I'm gonna find ya'. I'm gonna get'cha get'cha get'cha.

Actually it's a pretty creepy song out of context..

[–]alyceshih 1 point2 points ago

I actually am not quite sure what you mean by referencing that song.

[–]Dirge37 0 points1 point ago

Rug rats movie, angelica loses Cynthia and sings that while trying find her

[–]alyceshih 1 point2 points ago

Haha oh, totally do not remember that! Now I don't think you're crazy and blurting out random creepy songs ;)

[–]knylok 11 points12 points ago

Okay, so Reddit is feeling a bit like a tabloid lately. I didn't even know Miley had gotten a haircut until the 80th picture that turned up on Reddit. In fact, the first few pictures, I didn't even know who that was. I thought it was just some boyish girl with an 80's haircut.

Honestly, I couldn't even tell you what Miley looks like. If I bumped into her on the street and she introduced herself as Miley, I still wouldn't know who she was. She'd have to say "Miley Cyrus, the singer/whatever daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus" before I'd know who she was.

Reddit: it's a haircut. Let's do something else now, okay?

[–]LethalBanana[S] 2 points3 points ago

[–]knylok 11 points12 points ago

Is that another picture of Miley? I'm not very good at this.

[–]Merfen 0 points1 point ago

I agree, if I want to read about some crap a celebrity did/ is doing il read it while in line at the grocery store.

[–]PillPill 5 points6 points ago

I wonder if Liam still wants to marry her

[–]indeedteal_c 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure if you love someone enough to want to marry them, you're not gonna be too phased about them cutting their hair short. Plus, she looks cute. I bet he's into it.

[–]PinkPuff 2 points3 points ago

Her cut looks cute and punkish--what's the problem?

[–]harran10 3 points4 points ago

Miley donated her hair to a cancer charity so some lucky person can have hair. Think twice before ridiculing her. Buzzkill man AWAY!!!

[–]LethalBanana[S] 1 point2 points ago

I actually knew that. I was just comparing, nor have I ever stated my opinion of how I believe it looks. Buzzkilling Buzzkillman AWAY. No, seriously, go away.

[–]THECapedCaper 0 points1 point ago

I hope Tommy doesn't put her in the toilet.

[–]GLXY 2 points3 points ago

I still find her hot. Eyes and smile are both pretty cute, so ya. That's my 2 cents. And she seems like a fun person too. Yay personality

[–]Dead_Rooster 1 point2 points ago

Can I ask why we give a shit about Miley Cyrus's hair?

[–]LethalBanana[S] 4 points5 points ago

Can I ask why we give a shit about Miley Cyrus's hair?

I think you mean, "Can I ask why I give a shit about Miley Cyrus's hair?" Also, you wouldn't have commented if you didn't care.

[–]nerdsaretheworst 1 point2 points ago

because it gives neckbeards an opportunity to shit on a pretty girl

[–]desenagrator -1 points0 points ago

"pretty" Ha!

[–]comanon -1 points0 points ago

I had no idea... you can't even escape this crap in a place that demonizes it's idolization.

[–]R88SHUN 0 points1 point ago

Immediately recognizing this wildly obscure reference was like getting punched in the face by a memory.

[–]bruisingserenade -1 points0 points ago

I've only seen the pictures of other celebrities photoshopping their faces over this. I really didn't think she actually did this to herself.

[–]nepidae 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it. They both have light blonde hair? I think there are a lot of other connections you could make first.

[–]Baelthar 0 points1 point ago

I knew it looked familiar!

[–]hiitsdennis 0 points1 point ago

BA BA!!!!

[–]taylorfest2012 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit she looks like a girl version of Justin beiber.. Oh wait

[–]ravenwit 0 points1 point ago

CYNTHIA!!

[–]callmebill13 -1 points0 points ago

you win the internet

[–]DoFist 0 points1 point ago

[–]Fit4astr8jckt -1 points0 points ago

She looks like butters from south park...

[–]DisterDan 0 points1 point ago

I still would

[–]faulks 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Chris Crocker.

[–]desenagrator 1 point2 points ago

LEAVE MILEY ALONE!!!

[–]Themiffins 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I'm one of the only ones who thinks it's pretty cute. It's not terrible, but it isn't like "woah it's so beautiful" either.

[–]TheStatusBro 0 points1 point ago

Yet, we'd all still hit it.

[–]Average-girl 1 point2 points ago

She looks like Draco from Harry potter.

[–]Turtleslippers 0 points1 point ago

wut.

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 0 points1 point ago

Badumdtss! Extra! Extra! Shwoooh.

[–]dracunculus 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know she was still relevant in culture. I thought her career died when she left Disney.

[–]realgenius13 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or is she rocking the meth throat like Fergie.

[–]XCupcakeQueenX 0 points1 point ago

When I opened this all that played in my mind was the music to the Rugrats theme song.

[–]reardan 0 points1 point ago

my name recall is scary at the most unimportant times

[–]tjm731 -1 points0 points ago

Same adams apple

[–]youngatheist12 0 points1 point ago

You forgot about Butters!

[–]barium111 0 points1 point ago

What is the big deal with her hair again?

[–]TCent 0 points1 point ago

CYNTHIAAAAAAAAAA!

[–]startswiths 0 points1 point ago

I'm just sitting here wondering "How do people remember this shit?"

[–]goniss 0 points1 point ago

I actually first thought of Macaulay Culkin in Party Monster.

[–]thepensivewitness 0 points1 point ago

I don't have any affinity for Miley Cyrus. I think this look actually suits her.

[–]Dancing_monkey 1 point2 points ago

I see it. But Cynthia's a really cool dancer.

[–]Gneissisnice 2 points3 points ago

Cynthia- boogie to the groove now.

[–]omgitscynthia 0 points1 point ago

As someone named Cynthia... I really don't have any feelings toward this.

[–]funnierthanthou 0 points1 point ago

I'll tell you what, she's as cute as those Hanson girls

[–]fred523 0 points1 point ago

  • miley as in miley cyrus... oh god please let it be true

[–]not_so_eloquent 0 points1 point ago

OMG that's so weeeird! why is she SO weird? Why can't she have hair like you and me and everyone else so that we can all just have the exact same hair and then she wouldn't be such a freaky weirdo! Point and laugh at the freak! That will teach her to not be different

Reddit, you've disappointed me.

[–]tbennett9452 0 points1 point ago

Thank you so much for actually coming up with an original way to make fun of Miley's hair. I'm so tired of the damn Draco comparison.

[–]Unlucky13 1 point2 points ago

Since I really don't feel the need to communicate through forced memes, I'll spare you all the confession bear image, but seriously, I actually really like her haircut. I think she looks fucking awesome.

And no I'm not a Miley Cyrus fan.

[–]mmmm_goldfish -1 points0 points ago

Agreed. I've never wanted to molest her more.

[–]salandersdragon 0 points1 point ago

Mind blown

[–]RETARDS_OF_REDDIT 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, this is the connection I first made.

[–]JuliaBee -2 points-1 points ago

OH MY GOSH. Whyyyy did I not think of this? Upvotes for you!

[–]LethalBanana[S] 9 points10 points ago

[–]Pamander -1 points0 points ago

Why doesn't res show all images with the expanding button. I'm so spoiled XD

[–]asldkfououhe -1 points0 points ago

y'all care a LOT about this

[–]abigcreepywhitevan -3 points-2 points ago

Rugrats maybe? It's from a kids show I can't remember which

[–]Trachyon 7 points8 points ago

It is Rugrats. It's Angelica Pickle's toy Cynthia.

Fuck, why do I remember that?

[–]rephtar 9 points10 points ago

I still watch Rugrats sometimes on Netflix. Currently I'm watching the fifth season of Hey Arnold.

[–]KLCrenee 0 points1 point ago

Hell yeah. Same here.

[–]desenagrator 0 points1 point ago

Remove the "h" and your username is very, very relevant.

[–]rephtar 0 points1 point ago

Yep, you pronounce my last name like the "H" isn't there anyway. I always have to argue with people on how to say it.

[–]AwkwardInsomniac77 -1 points0 points ago

You had a very fulfilling childhood.

[–]Oheina -2 points-1 points ago

Don't you DARE insult Cynthia like that.

[–]stringerbell -5 points-4 points ago

No one made the connection - because no one over the age of 12 gives a shit about that little twat...

[–]CBBeBop -1 points0 points ago

Poor Miley Cyrus, she didn't get the stiletto memo.

[–]spades20 -1 points0 points ago

Had to click the comments because shit I've seen that before, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE.

Oh, Cynthia. Right.

[–]darahen2004 0 points1 point ago

i think that haircut looks cute on her, funky

[–]Mylaptopisburningme 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking more Lorna Doom.

[–]cloudeblak -1 points0 points ago

I think she looks a lot like one of the Olsen twins

[–]DatJapaneseUish 0 points1 point ago

She actually looks pretty cute though, at least in my opinion.

Arghhhhhh, I miss that show so much. Need to go find my old tapes of it now.

[–]fps_will11 -2 points-1 points ago

Am I the only one who still thinks she is fucking hot.

[–]Ranchama 0 points1 point ago

she looks like as if justing beiber went blonde.....

[–]mustardjones -2 points-1 points ago

just shut up already.

i logged in to say this.

Just, just, just, just, just, shut up. go read a book. shut up.

[–]chrisinurpants -4 points-3 points ago

Her new hair cut reminds me of those before and after pictures of people on meth... Except, this is what looks good sober.. This is what looks good on meth....

[–]Canvasch -2 points-1 points ago

Can we stop talking about a teen idols new haircut please?

[–]WBudWhite -4 points-3 points ago

She could have started a campaign on her website to donate for cancer if she shaved her head, but instead she had to be a complete fucking dumb ass. What a fuckin' hack.

EDIT: HAH, just realized my last sentence. No pun intended.

EDIT 2: Downvotes...because FUCK cancer, amiright?! This is why reddit annoys me sometimes.

[–]urnbabyurn -3 points-2 points ago

I feel so old not really knowing who Molly Sirus is, or who she is supposed to be looking like.

[–]blue1748 -2 points-1 points ago

NOT EVEN GOING TO LOOK AT THE TOP COMMENT IT'S A RUGRATS REFERENCE FUCK YEAH.

[–]BJUmholtz -4 points-3 points ago

She has graduated to shrooms and coke, I see. Grats!

[–]Piscator629 -2 points-1 points ago

My daughter who is anti Miley got this haircut 4 days before Miley, she almost cried.

[–]rand0mc -3 points-2 points ago

Draco Malfoy?!?!

[–]ShawnaNana -3 points-2 points ago

Yikes. Hadn't seen the close up picture of that. Looks like she got in a fight with a lawn mower.

[–]tolstoyleo -4 points-3 points ago

no one gives a fuck about miley cyrus seriously fuck you niggers