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[–]arichts 127 points128 points ago

Hands down the best bad movie I've ever seen

[–]Pike1914 45 points46 points ago

The actors tried. That's good enough, right?

[–]ShadowXpwner 42 points43 points ago

Favorite part: when they were mixing together chemicals to make a pheromone for the shark, and they mix two flasks together, and it was like "Aw, red and blue make purple! :("

[–]azazelsnutsack 15 points16 points ago

If I got a trophy for participation in little league, then they at least deserve one for this.

[–]injekted 8 points9 points ago

The actors showed up. That's good enough, right?

[–]Yerginsnurf 10 points11 points ago

You obviously haven't seen Sharktopus, I found it in a bargain bin on blu-ray. Best $4 I have ever spent

[–]zombiesaregay 4 points5 points ago

I would also highly recommend Jurassic Shark

[–]Exylum 7 points8 points ago

I came to the comments ashamed that I knew this movie from having watched it on the sci-fi channel (along with other classics based on human-eating reptilian monsters, which accurately describes all of the sci-fi channel's comment), but apparently everyone else has seen it too. +1 for the self-esteem in time-usage.

[–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points ago

I just came here to check if this was from the SieFee channel. Figured as much.

[–]ZsaFreigh 5 points6 points ago

Totally, I bought it on Blu-Ray as soon as I found it. Best $3 I ever spent.

[–]ocentertainment 4 points5 points ago

I paid six bucks for it. It was the first Blu-Ray I ever owned. I didn't buy a Blu-Ray player until about a year later. No regrets.

[–]NoOne0507 9 points10 points ago

You clearly haven't seen Orgazmo.

[–]OutlawBlue9 2 points3 points ago

Stunt cock!

[–]Growing4Freedom 2 points3 points ago

Watch Thankskilling

[–]FreshAutomaton 1 point2 points ago

You just got stuffed, bitch!

[–]CeeBmata 2 points3 points ago

Have you seen octoshark? Half shark, half octopus, all evil!

[–]LadyCopperFoxx 5 points6 points ago

Sharktopus. It has it's own themesong. Awesome movie.

[–]CeeBmata 0 points1 point ago

Thanks forgot the name of the movie. Hilarious when they are performing the hula dance and Sharktopus is just chilling on the rafters watching.

[–]LadyCopperFoxx 1 point2 points ago

I actually downloaded the song and put it on my iPod. Doing anything while listening to music- and then randomly having Sharktopus' themesong playing always makes me smile.

[–]kosuth 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Man-Bear-Pig.

[–]studmuffffffin 2 points3 points ago

False. Troll 2.

[–]Paddytheirish1 1 point2 points ago

"the shark just went nuclear" Best. Line. Ever.

[–]FlaregunsTheOriginal -1 points0 points ago

Best bad? That movie is pretty crappy.

[–]WillisSE 52 points53 points ago

For those wondering what this is from: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

[–]Pelokt 5 points6 points ago

debbie gibson? the musician debbie gibson?

[–]romanjormpjomp 7 points8 points ago

Shes in a few of these... Can anyone explain the economics about how and why these movies are made? I love them, but I don't see how they could make anyone any money. Who pays?

[–]turkeybiscuits 11 points12 points ago

You'd be surprised. I've worked with this company (The Asylum) in the past but I'm not really sure how much I can say about their finances and the such. They usually sell to on-demand services, like hulu and netflix. Sometimes the movies will gain enough popularity to get on sci-fi channel or things like that but never anything too big. They definitely love how big mega-shark got though, I even got to meet him in person.

[–]notquitemiddleaged 1 point2 points ago

That's awesome! My daughter and I got to meet this guy last weekend.

[–]turkeybiscuits 0 points1 point ago

Haha, I gotta admit yours is much cooler.

[–]peteisadrunkprophet 5 points6 points ago

The commercials on syfy

[–]chadcf 1 point2 points ago

Wait until you see Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, it has both Debbie Gibson AND Tiffany.

[–]Pelokt 0 points1 point ago

didnt tiffany do a playboy a while back?

[–]oniongasm 0 points1 point ago

So good.

[–]peterjolly 25 points26 points ago

"I'm getting married in two days."

[–]RomanAbbasid 18 points19 points ago

"Oh, no, I've just formed a sort of emotional attachment to this character! I hope nothing happen.... welp, the shark just jumped 36,000 feet and killed him."

[–]gigastazio 27 points28 points ago

Oh come on, that never happens.

Right? It doesn't, right?

Please tell me it doesn't.

[–]feureau[S] 50 points51 points ago

We have video evidence in the form of the gif that this indeed happened at least once.

[–]divne 1 point2 points ago

I have you tagged as "Has no wheelhouse". Dafuq?

[–]Im_OK_with_this 4 points5 points ago

click the tag, It'll take you to the comment that made you tag him in the first place.

[–]bugo 0 points1 point ago

You can sleep easily now.

Megalodon

Megalodon attacking a plane

[–]lucak98 12 points13 points ago

There is no way that this is possible. Everyone knows that airlines these days coat their plains in "bat-shark repellent."

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[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

Nananananananananaa bat shark!

[–]20hamsters 18 points19 points ago

Oh god! It's AirJaws Apocalypse

[–]Scryy 18 points19 points ago

Reloaded motherfucker

[–]dccdrang 12 points13 points ago

I love shark week. You always learn so many interesting, and very true, facts.

[–]moonlightsun 12 points13 points ago

Motherfucking sharks biting motherfucking planes!

[–]PossibleFeats 3 points4 points ago

shark week, MOTHAFUCKA!

[–]frogert 7 points8 points ago

Love the gif. Because of the loop point it looks like everything is fine after the first shark, then another comes.

[–]RedditUser88 9 points10 points ago

you only saw two?? i saw shark after shark after shart attack!! after 20 i closed my laptop and cried wondering why that airline kept sending planes to the same spot where giant sharks could pick them off one by one...

[–]WhatADerpstick 1 point2 points ago

Shart attack, huh? Well, there's yet another band name.

[–]The_Morbid_Toaster 0 points1 point ago

It's the government!

[–]giveer 1 point2 points ago

Dude, that's not a loop point, the movie is actually edited that way. It's really quite a fantastic cinematic spectacle.

[–]itsxaos 6 points7 points ago

[–]PatrickDaMoose 2 points3 points ago

Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

[–]yodelstrudel 1 point2 points ago

"holy shit!"

[–]Trouzerz 2 points3 points ago

Mega shark vs super octopus right? this movie will always be remembered by far the best terrible movie ive ever seen

[–]17Hongo 1 point2 points ago

I realise that the answer to this question may violently obliterate whatever remaining faith I have in the film industry, but what film is this from?

[–]Releasethedreadknot 3 points4 points ago

Megashark Vs. Giant Octopus

[–]Magic_Elephant 2 points3 points ago

for even more viewing pleasure, be sure to also watch Megashark Vs. Crocasaurus.

[–]scots23 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't get in to that movie at all and I usually love shitty movies.

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

Ah, yes, I saw that on sale. I hoped that it was a piss-take, but apparently not. There are others too - Dinocroc vs Supergator (given that a dinosaur and a crocodile are so similar I'm not sure just how much was gained by mixing the two, since the picture on the cover looked like a therapod dinosaur with a crocodile's head - seriously, what difference did it make?), there was also Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (again with the mixing of two animals where one of either would have done fine), Sharktopusand Mega Python vs Gatoroid. You can now buy these three and Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus in a 4 disc set of shitty movies bound to have you asleep within the first ten minutes, or otherwise feeling a sense of disappointment normally associated with the realisation that you just ejaculated prematurely.

[–]spirtomb183 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else's first thought Miami Shark?

[–]PC7437 0 points1 point ago

Sharks on a plane

[–]MTGandP 0 points1 point ago

That plane is flying way too low.

[–]professor_right_guy 0 points1 point ago

Is it a bird, is it a plane,no,it's megashark!!!!!

[–]Tashigichan 1 point2 points ago

Before I clicked the link I thought "better be a fucking shark." I was not disappointed.

[–]dillybro1 0 points1 point ago

The best gif ever! :D

[–]zero9er 0 points1 point ago

This film is a cinematic masterpiece. I'd love to see James Lipton do an "Inside the Actors Studio" on it...

[–]Professor_Kush 0 points1 point ago

What a fine polaris breach that was

[–]professor_right_guy 0 points1 point ago

Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's air jaws

[–]turkeybiscuits 0 points1 point ago

He looks a lot smaller in person.

(Obviously not the CG one used for the plane takedown)

[–]Traumahawk 0 points1 point ago

MEGASHAAAAARK! Best bad movie ever.

[–]Snuggadillo 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love Asylum

[–]JAMD2506 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the sequel, Megashark Versus Crocosaurus

[–]hungry_hun 1 point2 points ago

a movie so bad it deserves to be on showcase

[–]velociRAPEtor600 0 points1 point ago

its sad because im going in an airplane tomorrow night...

[–]judehoffman 1 point2 points ago

But he was getting married in two days! Noooooooooooooooo

[–]simon_wang12 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I'd stick my face out towards the direction of shark flying in my direction too

[–]musicgrowslove 1 point2 points ago

It's like miami shark live!

[–]taybucs95 1 point2 points ago

Does he say "what the shit?!" looks like it to me

[–]manimator 0 points1 point ago

I totally thought the exact same thing.

[–]zorbak39 1 point2 points ago

Their experimenting was the best part of the movie. A total of 3 lab scenes, using many of the same shots again, just mixing coloured shit together til something glows. Then they go "yeah, whatever batshit hypothesis we devised earlier will obviously work because this glowed!" They then proceed to have sex.

[–]FHSolidsnake 0 points1 point ago

Just like in real life.

[–]DomoInMySoup 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about your science montages. But mine always end like that.

[–]greym84 0 points1 point ago

Spicy.

[–]Lutrus 0 points1 point ago

Well that escalated quickly...

[–]mrjm15 0 points1 point ago

every year shark week has a show called air jaws and i always picture something like this

[–]KayakNinja 0 points1 point ago

And I'm never flying ever again...

[–]landedgamer 1 point2 points ago

Favorite part: when they forgot the green screen while the Asian guy was in the submarine.

[–]Redsoxfan60 0 points1 point ago

MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS! MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS! MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS!

[–]Redsoxfan60 0 points1 point ago

Not as good as "The Host"

[–]ErwinPColtrane 0 points1 point ago

I saw that movie. My family and I were laughing so hard!

[–]Narwhal_swag 0 points1 point ago

Moby Dick 2012 was better in my opinion.

[–]Captain_Aizen 0 points1 point ago

"You'll never need a flying tank they said, sharks can't jump 30,000 feet up they said!"

[–]9ballrider 0 points1 point ago

Damn it. I have to fly next week. Why would you do this to me?

[–]LagunaWSU2 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. Been looking forward to this gif for YEARS

[–]FuTRoN 0 points1 point ago

mega shark vs giant octopus

[–]SoaringAltaria 0 points1 point ago

Dat crappy syfy CGI movie.

[–]The_Unending_Maw 0 points1 point ago

Megashark vs Giant octopus. Bested only by the sequel Megashark vs Crocosaurus.

[–]JayWizzle1 0 points1 point ago

Mega shark vs giant squid....

[–]BobsonRobson -1 points0 points ago

Fake. You can tell by how he leans into the window to get a better look of his impending doom, rather than either a) shrinking away b) sharting himself, or c) running down the aisle screaming hysterically.

Personally, I'd go for a combo of b & c.

[–]CaptonAmuricur 0 points1 point ago

MEGA-SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS, 'MERICA

[–]blackjackjester 1 point2 points ago

Just because this belongs everywhere a Megashark reference is: http://liveforfilms.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/mega-shark-infographic.jpg

[–]Zekattack 0 points1 point ago

I didn't see this on shark week??!

[–]T0mmySalami 0 points1 point ago

It's a modern day retelling of westside story.

[–]fairhurste -1 points0 points ago

oh my goodness worst acting since the checkmate scene in independence day

[–]seffland -1 points0 points ago

Best. Movie. Ever (click if you have netflix... you should anyways...)

[–]gunnafuckdatass 0 points1 point ago

shark week is really getting out of hand these days

[–]mcsper 0 points1 point ago

very realistic acting

[–]d0n0v4n98 0 points1 point ago

Mega Shark: 1 Terrorists: 0