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[–]adawg58 890 points891 points ago

What is this? A GIF FOR ANTS?

[–]totallylegitguy 317 points318 points ago

IT NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST.....3 TIMES AS BIG!

[–]fap4u 326 points327 points ago

Actually, that would probably be a good size.

[–]AoutivD 8 points9 points ago

Nods head

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 139 points140 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]DragonSpawn 45 points46 points ago

ಥ˽ಥ

[–]rosalita828 4 points5 points ago

ಠ˽ರೃ

[–]TacticalBacon00 27 points28 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/q5Z5d.gif

ninjaedit: yeah, i replied to you with a gif that you replied to me with. wanna fight?

[–]multiple_migs 23 points24 points ago

upvote just for the username

[–]washburnee 15 points16 points ago

[–]EatThyStool 2 points3 points ago

[–]DrKillingsworth 8 points9 points ago

Derek, it's just a mod- he's absolutely right.

[–]SmokeyDBear 29 points30 points ago

No, it's a gift for aunts.

[–]Dominoes282 26 points27 points ago

  1. Get RES.
  2. Open picture.
  3. Drag picture to zoom.
  4. ???
  5. Profit.

[–]CNC_dude 17 points18 points ago

I believe step 4 is "Pixelated as fuck"

[–]BusRider 1 point2 points ago

ENHANCE!

[–]sandman369 2 points3 points ago

omfg I never knew you could do that. You are a magnificent mammal.

[–]dudeguy2 5 points6 points ago

You know there is a zoom function in your browser

[–]doritodragon 50 points51 points ago

what happened while I was gone? everyone is saying this.

[–]beanbag12 106 points107 points ago

Were you "gone" since 2001?

[–]ColaEuphoria 9 points10 points ago

"Gone Since 2001": A movie about someone who fell into a coma in 2001 prior to the September 11 attacks who wakes up now to see our post-9/11 world.

[–]pretzelzetzel 2 points3 points ago

... and the most glaring discrepancies he notices are all to do with pop culture references.

[–]The_Director 45 points46 points ago

It's a quote from Zoolander.

Edit: may I remind you guys of Reddiquette? Stop downvoting him for a legit question.

Edit2: Great, he was at -6 before my first edit.

[–]mitchbones 16 points17 points ago

Don't tell me what to do, I just downvoted him cause you told me not to. FUCK THE POLICE.

[–]aspoonybardisyou 2 points3 points ago

yea, DISREGARD THE POLICE FORCE.

[–]doritodragon 12 points13 points ago

thanks. never got around to seeing that one, but I will now :D

[–]jaico 2 points3 points ago

Long gifs and the imgur don't exactly get along with each other.

[–]mucho_gringo 821 points822 points ago

Why do you wait until after your family vacation to fap all over your family?

[–]Deeviant 55 points56 points ago

Fun the whole family can enjoy?

[–]wusta 10 points11 points ago

Cum the whole family can enjoy?

[–]beergoggles69 63 points64 points ago

Yeh, just do it on vacation like the rest of us

[–]down_vote_magnet 213 points214 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Mythiicmaan 100 points101 points ago

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 6 points7 points ago

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE. FUCK YES.

[–]A_st_J 6 points7 points ago

Is that how you got your username?

[–]Mythiicmaan 3 points4 points ago

Yay bookmark it

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 1 point2 points ago

I did, thank you sir.

[–]Mythiicmaan 2 points3 points ago

No problem wanna bang

[–]OneCello 17 points18 points ago

Contradictory username

[–]probably_butthurt 104 points105 points ago

After the first few days I give up and browse for porn on my phone. the rate at which one can transition between sets of porn is greatly slowed down and i end up fapping for 20 minutes to the same picture. Now I know what our fathers had to suffer through with only magazines. It made me more appreciate of everything I have in life. My father fapped to the same picture so that one day he might bang my mom and create me. If you see this, I love you dad, for all the hardships you've endured to get me here.

[–]TurgidMeatWand 22 points23 points ago

use your imagination. It's amazing what kind of depravity you can come up with on your own.

[–]TehNubcheeks 25 points26 points ago

Whenever I use my imagination, it always drifts into us falling in love, dating for a few years, moving in together, getting married, then having kids. After a while I just sit there wonder how I came to that solution and realized I was just trying to get a quick fap in before bed.

[–]pythiowp 12 points13 points ago

You could just, you know, fap without porn.

[–]blainetrimble 8 points9 points ago

WITHOUT PORN?!?!?!?! BUT I HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE I WAS ELEVEN!!!!!!

[–]DrQuailMan 143 points144 points ago

willy wanka

[–]ZappaFan69 71 points72 points ago

Wonka's Willy

[–]tendoman 21 points22 points ago

masturbation pun

[–]Arsenickers 21 points22 points ago

And the chocolate faptory

[–]PhillipJack 20 points21 points ago

You're just not sneaky enough if you can't find the time to bust a nut on vacation.

[–]spicy_jose 11 points12 points ago

O man, I'm so worn out from [insert boring family activity here], I'm gonna take the longest steam shower.

Everyone knows, but this way no one talks about it.

[–]Benjamak 223 points224 points ago

I remember this exact post with this exact title after spring break. What a coincidence...

EDIT:Spelling

[–]sgtpppr 80 points81 points ago

And it seems the same people still can't use the bathroom alone even on family vacation.

[–]Lillipout 80 points81 points ago

He's probably of the internet generation and can't get off without a dozen tabs of porn clips open.

[–]spicy_jose 32 points33 points ago

pssshh... You can make do with a smartphone and /r/nsfw_gifs

[–]iammolotov 19 points20 points ago

I don't know anything about it, but I heard there's an Android app called sex tube that streams mobile formatted porn by category. And it installs as being called "Sys Config" and has a config-looking icon. Supposedly. Obviously I've never tried it. There are a bunch of different channels and tons of videos, is what I'm told.

[–]youstolemyname 2 points3 points ago

Streaming porn sites have mobile versions of their sites.

[–]StankyMung 45 points46 points ago

I masturbated in the back of my van, with my parents driving and sister sleeping.

No regrets.

[–]wheelinthesky 76 points77 points ago

They knew.

[–]Zthulu 12 points13 points ago

And were aroused.

[–]HooBeeII 3 points4 points ago

His sister finished

twice

[–]frululu 24 points25 points ago

So you made a sticky in your pants and that didn't bother you? No smell, no wet stains on your pants?

[–]frankie_prankster 24 points25 points ago

your parents knew. no doubt. they know everything. you're twisted.

[–]authlolz 15 points16 points ago

He's still a kid. He probably cums water or piss.

[–]Descriptivista 3 points4 points ago

You mean coincidence.

[–]PhanOfAndrew 128 points129 points ago

Yeah, it goes all over my mum also.

[–]AlrightStopHammatime 77 points78 points ago

After you became incapacitated with two broken arms?

[–]thorns0014 16 points17 points ago

Your reference it scares me. Someone get a source

[–]AlrightStopHammatime 30 points31 points ago

[–]Draggedaround 16 points17 points ago

I just spent the last 30 minutes or so reading that.

[–]Admiralolz 11 points12 points ago

Oh god that link is already purple for me.

[–]AtlasAnimated 3 points4 points ago

That was... interesting

[–]Personsen 19 points20 points ago

Master the ninjafap. It's a very useful skill if you can pull it off correctly.

[–]jeffsato 83 points84 points ago

[–]ratepoint0 37 points38 points ago

Why does she keep going in?!

[–]scartinator 23 points24 points ago

What is this from?

[–]jeffsato 23 points24 points ago

We Need to Talk About Kevin

edit: barcodez beat me to the punch

editedit: no he didn't. silly me.

[–]greasychipbutty 16 points17 points ago

The film, We need to talk about Kevin. Quite disturbing.

[–]stephadelic 2 points3 points ago

Worth watching?

[–]blainetrimble 10 points11 points ago

Did you like the gif?

[–]barcodez 13 points14 points ago

"We Need to Talk about Kevin"

[–]agorahrah 9 points10 points ago

Wow he's gorgeous.

[–]XeonProductions 2 points3 points ago

CREEPY

[–]verekh 3 points4 points ago

Allofmywat

[–]DrSamLoomis 51 points52 points ago

Was Charlie's last name Bucket or Bukkaked?

[–]proca 30 points31 points ago

I knew something was up when I rented Willy Wanker.

[–]irishwolf713 28 points29 points ago

Shower fap after everyone else goes to bed. Problem solved.

[–]Spanky1987 28 points29 points ago

Why do you have to wait until they're asleep?

[–]AATroop 54 points55 points ago

"I don't. I don't even let them leave."

  • Insanity Wolf

[–]DJBell1986 3 points4 points ago

They like to leave the door open.

[–]disasterpieced 45 points46 points ago

[–]NotThatRelevant 77 points78 points ago

[–]Chaster321 23 points24 points ago

It was a ghost! Uhh, ectoplasm!

[–]dalaio 39 points40 points ago

Pretty relevant actually.

[–]InferiousX 5 points6 points ago

I recall one family vacation where I really didn't get any alone time for like a day and a half. I was 16 at the time and my erections were some of the most physically painful I've ever felt.

[–]taylorguitar13 10 points11 points ago

A day and a half? You can't wait a day and a half?

[–]KyleStannings 6 points7 points ago

I get an entire week maybe, but if 36 hours is too long, you have a problem.

[–]Captain_d00m 5 points6 points ago

Shit, I'm 3 weeks in. I fear what will happen when I can get back to it.

[–]Dr___Awkward 2 points3 points ago

Current sixteen-year-old here. After three days, I can't take it anymore.

[–]skylla05 5 points6 points ago

Did your family go to the bathroom with you or something?

[–]ElToroFuerte 8 points9 points ago

*knock knock!

What're you dooooin'? :D

[–]skylla05 3 points4 points ago

Just say "pooping!". They'll leave you alone after that :D

[–]Casual_Bukkake 29 points30 points ago

http://imgur.com/vBDaF

-5 months ago-

[–]clawsgirl 19 points20 points ago

AND IT WAS STILL TINY! People can't even enlarge their reposts. Sigh...

[–]A_British_Gentleman 20 points21 points ago

  • Get RES
  • Drag it

[–]gasburner 9 points10 points ago

I hate res I always get obsessed with people down-voting me. I could have 100 up-votes on a post but that 1 down-vote ruins it for me.

[–]TheExtremistModerate 2 points3 points ago

It's the same link, too...

[–]QuestionAnything 3 points4 points ago

Never noticed how suggestive that scene is.

[–]dripfed 4 points5 points ago

Heh, I know the feeling. I got back from working five days at a festival weekend, kipping in a tent and unable to attend to my needs... Was too tired when I got back to do the dirty with the wife, so asked her to give me a 'helping hand'. Nearly drowned her.

[–]VileContents 5 points6 points ago

Growing up in a house with lots of people has taught me to be completely soundless when masturbating(im a guy) and that skill and a phone with wireless internet and earplugs has served me oh so well.

[–]170lbsApe 5 points6 points ago

My childhood...thereitgoes

[–]Sikopathx 14 points15 points ago

Childhood ruined. I can never watch that part the same way again.

[–]typewriters305 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, thanks OP...

[–]Happy_Lobsters 8 points9 points ago

You just ruined this scene for me. Thanks for that.

[–]michaelbanton 2 points3 points ago

The gif that keeps on giving.

[–]HYPEStyleZ 1 point2 points ago

The only gif i will continuously upvote regardless of repost amounts

[–]DeanCatterson 2 points3 points ago

But couldn't you have simply gone into the bathroom and do your 'business'?

[–]dabiladel 0 points1 point ago

WHAT THE FUCK

[–]PedobearLV 1 point2 points ago

Just rub one out while your on vacation, why wait.

[–]Needbouttreefiddy 0 points1 point ago

Why do you wait? I can snap one off in the bathroom in a minute or so if I'm dedicated.

[–]Sidetracking 2 points3 points ago

Repost, laughed regardless.

[–]confederacist 1 point2 points ago

I saw a similar post with a similar gif. but fuck it.

[–]joevmm 4 points5 points ago

This is disgustingly hilarious.

[–]Wheel_of_Cheese 7 points8 points ago

I know dat feel.

[–]LaserZeppelin 4 points5 points ago

fapping at a family reunion. FTFY

[–]christlarson94 1 point2 points ago

Repost with the same exact title. I admire your balls, sir.

[–]IrritableOwlSyndrome 2 points3 points ago

Open the flood gates

[–]kolalid 0 points1 point ago

If that was larger, that would be the best gif of all time.

[–]Nerdy31415 1 point2 points ago

Well, that's just a scene I'll never see the same way again.

[–]hawkgpg 1 point2 points ago

I just wanna say thank you for not posting the gif of the wrestler on the side ropes with the trusting and fireworks.

[–]jordo84 0 points1 point ago

The surprised look on the woman's face when it starts spewing out behind her made me lose it

[–]canthandleit35 1 point2 points ago

At least wait 'till you get out of the car. That's just common decency.

[–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

At least wait 'till you 
get out of the car.  That's just 
common decency.

[–]hazelpony2 0 points1 point ago

I believe you mean a family reunion

[–]LustInSpace -1 points0 points ago

Haha this is gunna happen to me tomorrow after ten days in Maine

[–]IHaveNoIdentity 1 point2 points ago

Looks to me like you didn't quite make it home before you started fapping ಠ_ಠ

[–]PoopsMallard 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because it's true, you see.

[–]jglee1236 0 points1 point ago

or, ninja-fap in the shower during a family vacation. no?

[–]Raoul_Duke_ESQ 1 point2 points ago

Childhood ruined

[–]feeish 0 points1 point ago

I will never look at that scene that same way again.

[–]Obamawantsyourweed 0 points1 point ago

Going on one of those this weekend...

[–]PFCDoofles 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure the last time I saw this gif it was in the exact same context. Upvoted then, too.

[–]rayqwaza 0 points1 point ago

this is one of those "post 3 months later" posts, but good joke.

[–]BrBybee 0 points1 point ago

Taking the family out on vacation is typically the only way I am going to get any from the wife.

[–]Phaelanx 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for ruining that scene forever.

Also, bathrooms?

[–]GoRedLegs 1 point2 points ago

Hope that's not you and said family on drive home...

[–]ilikzfoodz -1 points0 points ago

oh dear god...

[–]Shitty_Summary -1 points0 points ago

If you wait to fap after a family vacation you will burst amongst your family members abruptly.

[–]icescoop -1 points0 points ago

You sure you weren't "Fapping at a family vacation" ಠ_ಠ

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid -1 points0 points ago

I thought you said it was AFTER the vacation?

[–]CassTheUltimateBA 0 points1 point ago

The motion willy wonka uses for pulling the string ಠ_ಠ

[–]baker1289 -1 points0 points ago

Willy Wanker

[–]maccan -1 points0 points ago

Mid GIF I noticed that I was listening to Prince - Cream O_O

[–]theshermometer 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit. The gif started playing an just kept going and I was laughing so hard then it stopped, I looked up and saw one of those starving children ads had been playing the whole time. Im a bad person.

[–]sadwer 0 points1 point ago

Next time, you should probably wait until you're out of the car so you don't get it all over everyone.

[–]a_little_lam 0 points1 point ago

This is made all the funnier becase in my head I just hear the fart noises the machine makes.

[–]boochdog 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was quite funny! Thanks for a good laugh

[–]ninfan200 -1 points0 points ago

I was expecting to see the WWE guy shooting fireworks out of his crotch, but this is an equally hilarious substitute

[–]wafles7765 -1 points0 points ago

I'm not sure if you just ruined Willy Wonka, or made it 10 times better.

[–]stosh13 0 points1 point ago

so...you got home and then you ejaculated all over your mother?

[–]JTMTL 0 points1 point ago

So funny and so true.

[–]thestinkypig 0 points1 point ago

takes new meaning to wonkamobile :P

[–]kurtca 0 points1 point ago

Your family turns you on that much huh?

[–]bozobucketeer 0 points1 point ago

I envy you, most men could only dream of the mother/daughter threesome.

[–]DaaaBears 0 points1 point ago

Seriously one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

[–]Reeferhead_Esquire 0 points1 point ago

Yep. It gets all over the mom and the blond kid. I thought I was the only one who encountered this!

[–]ryandesu 1 point2 points ago

AND DURING!

[–]synonimical 1 point2 points ago

REPOST.

[–]griesuschrist -1 points0 points ago

Nice to let out a 6-7 roper.

[–]R88SHUN 0 points1 point ago

hsaw aknow

[–]FlissShields -1 points0 points ago

Well that's MY childhood ruined forever...

Also potentially my masturbatory future...

[–]AnusPounder 1 point2 points ago

reposting after a family vacation

[–]WHSAP -1 points0 points ago

Not as bad as when you break NoFap after 45 days. Oh god.... It's everywhere, how do i even clean it from my ceiling?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Such a relevant gif. Very, very good work, good sir.

[–]ryan9991 0 points1 point ago

You could atleast wait till you get home, didn't have to fap in the car!

[–]Ishopthingsbadly 0 points1 point ago

Two weeks in a caravan, oh god the mess.

[–]acrossx92 0 points1 point ago

bwahahah. I tend to misread things and thought it said "fapping while on a family vacation"

[–]Batfart77 -1 points0 points ago

Im at work and this made me crack up irl now a bunch of co-workers are looking at me. Have an upvote sir.

[–]Newspire -1 points0 points ago

I'll never see that scene the same way again

[–]hotpurplesox 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe how long I've been reading this thread.

[–]grafxbill -1 points0 points ago

WIN

[–]BMR117 -1 points0 points ago

lol gross

[–]Nokia_Bricks 1 point2 points ago

Repost, title is word for word.

[–]DruePhoenix -1 points0 points ago

You can imagine what it must be like for the guys from /r/NoFap when they break.

[–]CRIPPLEDKITTENSWN -1 points0 points ago

Fapping during a family vacation.

FTFY

[–]williamtn4 -1 points0 points ago

goodbye child hood

[–]forrestr74 -1 points0 points ago

See this is the real reason the Ipad or porn pad was invented. Pretend you are going to take a shit and fap in the bathroom or take a shit while fapping.

[–]aebler 1 point2 points ago

Even though I don't suppose that this is the first time someone posted this: It's hilarious!

[–]drewsoft 0 points1 point ago

The sound effects from this clip would be very graphic in that context.

[–]GAD604 0 points1 point ago

And this is why, when I'm away from my wife, I refuse to fap. The cumshots are grand.

[–]SettinBootyTraps 0 points1 point ago

You ruined one of my favorite childhood movies... It will never be the same...

[–]moochensabe -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]asdff01 0 points1 point ago

Reddit- 12351432656523; Childhood- 0