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The MacBook Air's best feature (xpost from r/funny) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]rinyre 43 points44 points ago

Appropriate

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Oh wow, I didn't know iPads were dishwasher safe.

Apple's really outdone themselves!

[–]TacticalBacon00[S] 16 points17 points ago

my reaction to that vid

[–]Berlusconi 5 points6 points ago

Sweet nostalgia.

[–]Typhron 3 points4 points ago

Oh buck up. I'd say he's using it wonderfully.

[–]derekdanger 0 points1 point ago

looks like britta

[–]RXrenesis8 18 points19 points ago

It toasts while it slices!

[–]Harakou 11 points12 points ago

Is it weird that I want a knife like that now?

[–]kiaha 2 points3 points ago

No it's not, I want one too now.

[–]Net_Bastard 1 point2 points ago

I'd be afraid to accidentally touch the blade. But I'd still want one.

[–]greedyiguana 1 point2 points ago

why would that be weird? You seriously think there is a single person who doesn't want a light-knife?

[–]Kaelidoz 5 points6 points ago

"Sloast"

No wait :

Isloast

[–]joxterthemighty 15 points16 points ago

Best use ever!

[–]TheAwkwardBanana 15 points16 points ago

Fuck, if I had a Macbook Air, I'd do that shit too.

[–]i_was_compromised 9 points10 points ago

Macbook Air owner here, can verify that I do this.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

Fingerless Macbook Air owner here. I can verify that I did this.

[–]beanso 1 point2 points ago

Not with a crusty bread like the one shown in the picture.

[–]FaithwithinReason 32 points33 points ago

Apple has now patented food slicing technologies. Expect lawsuits to come.

[–]martinjester2 0 points1 point ago

They're suing cutting board manufacturers for patent violations too! Google is acquiring several lumberyards for their patent portfolios.

[–]Dinomus 3 points4 points ago

Going into a cringe-laugh loop

[–]Hachya 3 points4 points ago

Finally it works.

[–]gotlactose 3 points4 points ago

Guess it's the new Palm Pre of the kitchen.

[–]piexil 0 points1 point ago

explain please

[–]gotlactose 2 points3 points ago

http://gizmodo.com/5279413/palm-pre-cuts-the-cheese

[–]Cloakedboltz 0 points1 point ago

I don't think it would work on hard cheese like parmigiana.

[–]rujake 0 points1 point ago

The bottom lip of the Pre was sharp enough to cut things.

Source: Palm Pre owner from Sprint launch day to Nexus S 4g launch day. So glad I made the switch.

[–]jaynone 0 points1 point ago

I cringed a little bit

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

So it really is the best thing since sliced for sliciing bread!

[–]TENKO2003 -1 points0 points ago

That has to be the most expensive bread cutting knife. But hey that's about all they are good for.

[–]Uninterested_Viewer 0 points1 point ago

thats the joke

[–]IstheCakeReallyaLie -3 points-2 points ago

To be fair, it really is.

[–]RZA1M 0 points1 point ago

I think you're using it wrong

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[–]mszegedy 1 point2 points ago

iknewthat.tiff

[–]blha303 2 points3 points ago

noway.iso
Hey, it's still an 'image' format. :)

[–]mszegedy 2 points3 points ago

okay.svg

(fuck yes)

[–]Flying_Assassin 0 points1 point ago

butwhy.img

[–]mszegedy 0 points1 point ago

because.webp

[–]Engineer3227 1 point2 points ago

You mean it's not to be used as a knife or cutting board?

I wish someone woulda told me that when I got one months ago...

[–]azikrogar 0 points1 point ago

I just got one of these through a school I work at. I'm getting shit battery life. Anyone know what's up? It's brand new out of the box and I only start charging at 10% or less. I let it fully charge before I unplug it.

[–]pfkninenines 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like you got a dud. Return it to an Apple store, or to the school's IT department / wherever you got it.

[–]AkaiRyuu -3 points-2 points ago

It's actually bad for laptop batteries to brought below 30% regularly, and better for them to be kept as charged as possible.

[–]ITGuy1968 0 points1 point ago

Source?

http://batterycare.net/en/guide.html

[–]rownin -1 points0 points ago

love it, repost this on /r/breadit - they'll get a kick out of it.

[–]aortiz -3 points-2 points ago

idiot

[–]mszegedy 2 points3 points ago

You do realize that you could make the exact same comment on all the posts here?

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