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[–]RalphWasntHere 38 points39 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How you doing baby wink 5coms 162pts 3mos pics
We just call him eccentric 12coms 172pts 3mos aww
I wanna go higher! 2coms 50pts 4mos aww
This bulldog thinks you're doing a pretty decent job. 0coms 10pts 4mos aww
Why hello there... 0coms 13pts 2mos aww
yo 1com 16pts 2mos aww
Sup. 3coms 10pts 4mos pics
Hey pal, give me a push will ya? 1com 24pts 4mos funny
Fancy seeing you here 38coms 1153pts 4mos aww
deal with it 0coms 19pts 4mos gifs

source: karmadecay

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[–]dertydan 34 points35 points ago

Ps OP eats shit.

[–]Breathing_Balls 4 points5 points ago

[–]LuckyAmeliza 2 points3 points ago

Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out a parties?

[–]fuck_it_dont_care 1 point2 points ago

Joke's on you. He still got karma.

[–]dertydan 0 points1 point ago

Oh man how will I ever cope with that?

[–]jacobrock1 2 points3 points ago

But OP added a layer with the double entendre. I approve.

[–]mbertels 1 point2 points ago

I'd like to double HER entendre.

[–]user1811 -1 points0 points ago

your ability to click the mouse and use karmadecay is astounding

[–]X-Craft 2 points3 points ago

3 months since last post, and 4 since last post on r/funny, it's not that bad.

(look at those r/aww reposts, though... damn)

[–]Zondraxor 0 points1 point ago

I could swear I've seen this more recently than 4 months ago. Maybe time just flies...

[–]DinosaurHelmet 0 points1 point ago

It also seems shorter because it has been posted a ridiculous amount of times, so it is pretty firmly stuck in your brain.

[–]losesomeweight 1 point2 points ago

[–]HasThisBeenDone 0 points1 point ago

Bitches can't keep their paws off him

[–]NappyBoy -1 points0 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]sneakyninjapants 1 point2 points ago

Literally.

[–]brandnewaquarium 0 points1 point ago

My scalp itches!

[–]Drunk_uncle_jim 0 points1 point ago

Chillin' like a villain, indeed!

[–]togthr 0 points1 point ago

Expecting breaking bad

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

Cn someone throw this swinger a bone?

[–]As0l 0 points1 point ago

"There's room for one more.."

[–]SurfingAsian 1 point2 points ago

Bitches love it when im on the swings

[–]Science_the_mouse 0 points1 point ago

[–]houdini404 0 points1 point ago

[–]motang 0 points1 point ago

Oh I see what you did there.

[–]newtothelyte 0 points1 point ago

Voiced by none other than Tracy Morgan

[–]ThatsThaJoke 0 points1 point ago

He's a dog supposedly talking to female dogs.

[–]TimelessTimo 0 points1 point ago

This was not funny.

[–]SeductiveHaboob 0 points1 point ago

U_EAT_SHIT

[–]GammaGames 0 points1 point ago

Nothin much, just hangin.

[–]desull 1 point2 points ago

Boss Bulldog - "You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be adopted, and you ask me to do behave, without giving me treats?"

[–]Sharted_in_your_soup 0 points1 point ago

Wow I am so proud of myself for being one of the first to upvote this

[–]Just_another_sith 0 points1 point ago

"Sup, wanna gimme a push?"

[–]Bunny-pan 0 points1 point ago

Awesome

[–]LimeTime39 -1 points0 points ago

THIS IS... A REPOST

[–]N9325 0 points1 point ago

You are my new favorite redditor. You are the only user that I recognize CONSTANTLY. I see you all the damn time and your user name is the only one that catches my eye everytime you post. And it's almost always makes me laugh. Keep it up!

[–]policies94 0 points1 point ago

That's not a pug.

[–]TocallRetal 0 points1 point ago

Pug life bitches.

[–]MisterWonka 0 points1 point ago

Sup.

[–]speedballoon 0 points1 point ago

I saw a picture similar to this on instagram. Did this come from a dude named Guav?

[–]battlemidget023 -1 points0 points ago

Go eat shit. Oh wait you don't do that sorry.

[–]Hoare3314 -2 points-1 points ago

This is bullshit. I posted this pick months ago in r/aww and didn't get shit for karma or comments.

[–]Hunsolo 9 points10 points ago

You must be new to Reddit

[–]Rookkas 1 point2 points ago

Dude you fucking posted it in r/trees.

[–]NattyBroh 0 points1 point ago

I was the original poster, posting directly from the source. It's my friend's dog she posted to FB and I had it on Reddit just a few min later... I got maybe 1 or 2 imaginary Internet points from it and moved on with my life. I bet you will too....

By the way, the dog's name is Tyson.

[–]Hoare3314 0 points1 point ago

Never said I was the original poster. Chill buddy.

[–]Hoare3314 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha move on with you're life to create a chart showing how many times it has been reposted. Butt hurt a little?

[–]roboticjesus 1 point2 points ago

So alpha.

[–]Kyler562 -2 points-1 points ago

Hey OP, you seem like a guy who would eat shit?

[–]FastEddies -2 points-1 points ago

Most interesting dog in the world

[–]Hunsolo -2 points-1 points ago

I see some resemblance

[–]TooManyBearz -4 points-3 points ago

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't swing that way.

[–]explodr -1 points0 points ago

Princess Bubblegum is swinging him. He's having a dream.

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[–]StewieBanana 8 points9 points ago

That's not a pug.