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[–]DEMAG 174 points175 points ago

Dat boob.

[–]scottperezfox 15 points16 points ago

Looks like implants.

[–]maharito 24 points25 points ago

Looks like ONE implant.

[–]SillyBoners 22 points23 points ago

Thats enough for me

[–]yourdadsbff 15 points16 points ago

Everybody gets one.

[–]Persianseven 74 points75 points ago

Aliens gave me Double Ds ! :D

[–]enscrib 33 points34 points ago

Aliens gave my double Ds beards!

[–]cuppincayk 6 points7 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]willy-shorts 0 points1 point ago

Aliens gave Michael Jackson a beard.... Looks like make-up to appear like the face of a fox.

[–]AgentParkman 1 point2 points ago

.jpg or it didn't happen

[–]seriousherenow 23 points24 points ago

Why .jpg surely we would want a .gif if anything?

[–]Cobra9Cuddler 9 points10 points ago

.vid ?

[–]seriousherenow 6 points7 points ago

Wow... Lets not get carried away here!

[–]walkingtheriver 2 points3 points ago

.wmv would be better

[–]omegapopcorn 5 points6 points ago

no one compresses my data as lovingly as Ma Microsoft

[–]walkingtheriver 1 point2 points ago

Oh. I don't really know about that, I just meant .wmv as in a movie. And sound. Sound... Brb...

[–]Persianseven 5 points6 points ago

i wish xD

[–]sri_lanka 0 points1 point ago

Aliens gave me a Single D ! :D

[–]KouRaGe 36 points37 points ago

Right?! I'm a girl and all I could see was boob. That's how they get you.

[–]Ugbrog 18 points19 points ago

"They" being the lesbian conspiracy?

[–]WalrusKaput 8 points9 points ago

Tell me more of this "lesbian conspiracy."

[–]KouRaGe 6 points7 points ago

The makers of this... comic or whatever. You think you're buying it for the story, but it's really for the boobs.

[–]GMonsoon 2 points3 points ago

No, the ALIENS, silly. They obviously only wanted the cat. The woman is clearly defective.

[–]Aaronmcom 1 point2 points ago

Straight male and saw retro artwork. Whats that say about me?

[–]KouRaGe 0 points1 point ago

You enjoy the finer things in life.

[–]The_Lucky_One 17 points18 points ago

I honestly didn't notice it until this comment.

I'm a straight male. Though I did think the pizza delivery guy yesterday was pretty good looking...

[–]doppelgin 23 points24 points ago

same here. Though i feel like i was distracted by the blue eyed cat with the god beard.

Coincidentally, i also had sex with a pizza delivery boy yesterday and am a straight male.

[–]The_Lucky_One 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, I'm gonna blame it on the cat.

[–]doppelgin 6 points7 points ago

I just don't understand it. Ever since seeing that cat, i have an insatiable craving for pizza greased butts.

[–]Zovistograt 0 points1 point ago

Pshh, I had sex with a pizza yesterday and I'm straight too.

[–]yourdadsbff 4 points5 points ago

Wait, what pizza delivery guy?

[–]The_Lucky_One 5 points6 points ago

Oh, I just ordered pizza yesterday and the guy was rather attractive. Though I think, for some reason, that he might be gay. Just something about him.

[–]Icangetbehindthat 10 points11 points ago

Was it the steamy sex you had on top of your pizza that gave it away?

Then you probably shouldn't jump to conclusions. You're probably just a good tipper.

[–]The_Lucky_One 8 points9 points ago

Nah, it wasn't that, the balls didn't touch.

I think I'm going to go look at gay porn and see if I get a boner.

[–]secretlyawhale 2 points3 points ago

... It's been 37 minutes. Results?

[–]Uniquitous 4 points5 points ago

He must still be at it. Striving for statistical... rigor...

[–]The_Lucky_One 5 points6 points ago

So, I watched 18 minutes of gay porn. Pretty explicit. I tried my best to fap to it. I got kinda hard, but didn't come close to coming.

So I'm pretty sure I'm straight.

[–]secretlyawhale 2 points3 points ago

Did not expect you to deliver. I respect your dedication.

[–]canadianredditor17 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like you may want to try the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge! http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/gay-porn-viagra-boner-challenge

[–]sparklyteenvampire 4 points5 points ago

Just the tip, though.

[–]doubledubs 2 points3 points ago

Just to see how it feels.

[–]failparty 4 points5 points ago

[–]Deathwish1909 0 points1 point ago

Dat sideboob

[–]BeardedMenLover 0 points1 point ago

Dat beard.

[–]KingBlump 50 points51 points ago

I have this T-shirt, from http://www.threadless.com/product/3232/Aliens_Gave_My_Cat_a_Beard/

Threadless one looks better.

[–]the3rdconchord 8 points9 points ago

And me. My girlfriend bought me this and many more of my favourite shirts like "Marshmallow factory" and "The Horde". Threadless is amazing.

[–]swagcat 2 points3 points ago

Threadless is the best t-shirt selling company in the world. With such low prices and high quality t-shirts, we're pratically losing money! I-I mean they're..

[–]ZsaFreigh 3 points4 points ago

I have the cat one too, amongst several other cat-related t-shirts from threadless, including "Celestial Cat" and "Everybody wants to be a Cat"

[–]markussss 2 points3 points ago

My best friend also have one of those! :D

[–]pewpewclickclick 6 points7 points ago

One boob?

[–]The_Literal_Jerk 0 points1 point ago

I believe he was referring to the shirt.

[–]justabrickinthewall 2 points3 points ago

Holy damn t-shirts are cheap in the US, does anyone know what the postage rate is from this site to the UK? I need this shirt.

[–]teawreckshero 5 points6 points ago

Not sure on shipping, but shirts aren't usually this cheap. They're having a $10 sale right now and it's awesome:

Gettem while they're cheap!

[–]HellloYouu 2 points3 points ago

Yeah guys, buy shirts. We had nothing to do at the warehouse today.

[–]ZsaFreigh 0 points1 point ago

yeah, and they do the $10 sale so often (seemingly every 6 weeks or so), you'd be crazy to make a purchase at full price.

[–]KingBlump 1 point2 points ago

I'm UK also. It ain't much, under £20 for postage and T-Shirt.

[–]Wimblestill 0 points1 point ago

They're cheap because they are made with cheap materials.

[–]mattverso 0 points1 point ago

You should check out TeeFury. I'm in Ireland and I order from them all the time. Really cheap, new shirt every day, only on sale 24 hours. All tees $10.

No, I don't work for them.

[–]wheresmyacctgone 1 point2 points ago

As do I, in fact I'm wearing it right now.

[–]chili_cheese_dog 1 point2 points ago

I wore mine yesterday.

[–]amadeus75 1 point2 points ago

Me too.

[–]pbNemesis 1 point2 points ago

I too have this fantastic shirt

[–]lovemeow85 1 point2 points ago

I have the threadless shirt too. Had to buy it as soon as I saw it!

[–]captain_duck 1 point2 points ago

I also ordered this a while ago during the $10 sale and waiting for it to arrive (in NL).

[–]philipsandco 1 point2 points ago

ordered one of them. and got to they. they are pretty sweet.

[–]GarysOak 1 point2 points ago

I went to a design college with the artist. His name is Steven Rhodes, all of his work is amazing and he is a great guy. Here is a link to his site. stevenrhodes

[–]stefani-carwell 0 points1 point ago

I have it too! I wore it yesterday.

[–]cantankerousllama 0 points1 point ago

Twinsies!

[–]FeckinYank 19 points20 points ago

Well, this picture never seemed more appropriate..

[–]Yellix 2 points3 points ago

did you have it saved just in case an opportunity arose?

[–]FeckinYank 1 point2 points ago

Yeah bitch

[–]Lillipout 29 points30 points ago

We've crossed time and space to put facial hair on felines.

[–]doppelgin 8 points9 points ago

[–]awesosaur 95 points96 points ago

This is more /r/pics or /r/funny to me than /r/WTF - a cat with a beard would be pretty awesome.

[–]NiceIgloo 54 points55 points ago

Moving these kinds of posts from WTF into a "wat" subreddit would make sense, but then WTF would lose 99% of its content.

[–]RalphWasntHere 17 points18 points ago

Then WTF would go through a 'back to the roots' phase, then be infected by uncontrollable amounts of near-terminal cancer posts, then the cycle repeats itself indefinitely.

[–]Totem425 31 points32 points ago

In OP's defense I did in fact utter "what the fuck..." after seeing the pic. Isn't that like, the only test you have to pass when you post in this subreddit?

[–]Sybertron 1 point2 points ago

I agree, this is absolutely appropriate what the fuckedness.

[–]awesosaur 3 points4 points ago

The Alien logo would need to have a shoe on its head and a tissue in its mouth - or was it nose?

[–]Epistaxis 2 points3 points ago

I prefer the 1%. #OccupyWTF

[–]socks 6 points7 points ago

Oh come on - this is more /r/beardedcats.

[–]The_Stoop_Kid 1 point2 points ago

I'm so happy that this is a real thing

[–]Ranelion 7 points8 points ago

There's the obligatory "Not WTF" comment

[–]andersonb47 1 point2 points ago

I don't really mind posts like this. If I were looking for something super crazy I'd head over to /r/spacedicks shudder

[–]carpetbulge 6 points7 points ago

[–]Alaskan_Thunder 6 points7 points ago

[–]carpetbulge 0 points1 point ago

[–]littledr3amer 9 points10 points ago

[–]zeusmagnet 0 points1 point ago

I came here to post this.

[–]yamyamyamyam 1 point2 points ago

Man moths?

[–]OrangeGoblin 0 points1 point ago

Nevermind your beard, where have you been for three days?! Ricky bursts

[–]Streeb-Greebling 1 point2 points ago

God, the hairy Chinese kid...I love the xfm recordings.

[–]ComediaDasein 20 points21 points ago

Aliens put hair on her pussy?

[–]14h0urs 7 points8 points ago

[–]Teradoll 6 points7 points ago

Cause thats all the aliens wanted to do. Give cats beards

[–]Lurking_Grue 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, it's either anal probes or cat beards.

[–]dulaman 6 points7 points ago

Strange but TRUE!

[–]CoyotyDave 2 points3 points ago

Aliens gave my cat a bread instead. I could have done that.

[–]teekers 1 point2 points ago

Karl Pilkington anyone?

edit: I see someone already mentioned it. Oh well, deserves another mention.

[–]mellomeg 2 points3 points ago

That woman looks terrified.

I wouldn't be terrified if my cat had a beard.

I wish my cat had a beard.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]doodoo_brown 2 points3 points ago

Looks like she's going to have to shave her pussy.

[–]forwormsbravepercy 2 points3 points ago

r/funny

[–]Abezilla116 0 points1 point ago

This guy gets it!

[–]KegZona 4 points5 points ago

Conveniently the cure to feline facial hair is silicone

[–]Tannon34 4 points5 points ago

It's Obi-wan Catnobi

[–]th3d00d 4 points5 points ago

booo

[–]chili_cheese_dog 7 points8 points ago

ooob

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[–]dragonsforce 2 points3 points ago

in the top right corner "strange but true" op isnt a liar

[–]abandonedNL 2 points3 points ago

That's one distinguished-ass looking cat

[–]SuperKlydeFrog 0 points1 point ago

meh, you take the sweet with the sour

[–]stonedchao 1 point2 points ago

aw man I wish I could fly through space pranking sentient perceptual and cognitive lifeforms with beards and/or their pets.

[–]ij95 1 point2 points ago

These aliens must be pretty cool.

[–]BrosEquis 1 point2 points ago

The strange but true logo makes it.

Also verifies it as being, indeed, strange but true.

[–]Mars2502 -1 points0 points ago

Up vote for old timey cleavage

[–]dirigibles717 0 points1 point ago

Damnit why can't I have a cat with a beard!?!??!

[–]Grouchymarxist 0 points1 point ago

Strange but true.

[–]360walkaway 0 points1 point ago

They also gave her a decent boobjob.

[–]lurkmoardotcom 0 points1 point ago

A beard gave my BOOB an Alien!

[–]AK4Real 1 point2 points ago

Sounds legit

[–]Jeffan 1 point2 points ago

I somehow managed to misread the title twice as Aliens gave my cat bread.

[–]Forgetful_Rock -1 points0 points ago

Strange BUT True!

[–]Frankie_Soup -1 points0 points ago

"strange but true" Top right corner ahahaha

[–]SamEdge 1 point2 points ago

two of my favorite things

[–]ehhddie 1 point2 points ago

you got that cat beard fever.

[–]2WeeksLeft_Fuggit -1 points0 points ago

i dont know what i was expecting

[–]fail_girl -1 points0 points ago

WTF ITI R/WTF?

[–]cfr33zy 0 points1 point ago

Came for the bearded kitty, stayed for the titty, stayed longer cuz this doo doo at work is tree fiddy

[–]DRwalrus1996 1 point2 points ago

BY ODIN'S BEARD AND SHOR'S BONES THAT CAT IS LEGENDARY

[–]B891 1 point2 points ago

Talking about vagina?

[–]Langfond45 -1 points0 points ago

and a mustache too!!!!!!

[–]patronizingperv 0 points1 point ago

But, at least I'm stacked.

[–]ConfuciusCubed 1 point2 points ago

I... I want a bearded cat now.

[–]wantcake -1 points0 points ago

did they also give you a boobjob?

[–]stayup42 1 point2 points ago

My girlfriend has this shirt actually.

[–]iamUberPro 1 point2 points ago

i would be extremely pleased if i woke up to my cat with a beard.

[–]marcus_s123 0 points1 point ago

[–]E-Squid -1 points0 points ago

Otherwise known as Reddit: The Movie

[–]LionTamerCitySaver 1 point2 points ago

Threadless! :D

[–]xHazelDustx 1 point2 points ago

I think the cat looks more distinguished with a beard.

[–]sa0sinner 1 point2 points ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[–]mxlnt 1 point2 points ago

I read this as bread not beard.

I'm dumb.

[–]Clint_Swift 0 points1 point ago

it hurts!

[–]WordUp27 1 point2 points ago

Read it as "Aliens gave me a cat beard"

[–]khch 1 point2 points ago

At first glance the UFO looked like a mushroom... would still have been valid.

[–]cheapdvds 1 point2 points ago

I read "Aliens gave my cat a Bread!"

[–]KerryAnneK 1 point2 points ago

And a loose shirt too!

[–]Ranxeroxxx 1 point2 points ago

And a probe too, I betcha.

[–]Shwizzyy 1 point2 points ago

If this was a movie, I would watch the shit out of it.

[–]morthond 1 point2 points ago

i just cried tears of joy

[–]LifesBetterScripted 1 point2 points ago

1500 upvotes and I've owned this shirt for 5 months

[–]Bluedemonfox 1 point2 points ago

A mane*

[–]Darkolyte 1 point2 points ago

Best. Movie. Ever.

[–]el_mitso 0 points1 point ago

Read this as "Aliens gave my cat a BREAD!" I was only slightly disappointed.

[–]FischerDK 1 point2 points ago

For some reason I pictured a cat with a goatee, a la Mirror Universe Spock.

[–]TomatosauceTheMessia 0 points1 point ago

Strange but true

[–]chiknpikncottonplukn 0 points1 point ago

And I'd like to give her a pearl necklace!

[–]idkusername 0 points1 point ago

I upvote for tits.

[–]vichina -1 points0 points ago

Man... WTF has seriously gone to shit. How is the WTF material. This is funny... yes. Definitely not something that will make me peel my eyes back and be like what did I just see...

[–]jpatton89 1 point2 points ago

I love her horrified expression as she looks at the bearded cat.

[–]KaraokeGod 0 points1 point ago

Cats? With neckbeards? AND BOOBS? Yup, sounds like a karma magnet to me.

[–]xgarriosnx 0 points1 point ago

gosh, has reddit to bring my favorite tshirt-image to the front page? Damn you reddit!

[–]hakuice 0 points1 point ago

WARNING: punchline is in the title.

[–]Clarkcsm 0 points1 point ago

[–]BigRedBike 1 point2 points ago

... and a breast implant, too, apparently. (Don't know why just the one...)

[–]joebudden 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone notice that the UFO looks like a mushroom?

[–]thedestructinator 0 points1 point ago

[–]King-of-Spades42 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure why this is in r/wtf it seems to me to be pretty clear what this is about.

[–]LosesControl 0 points1 point ago

I own this shirt. Threadless prints it

[–]Honey_Bunches 0 points1 point ago

Put a hat on it. That's no cat; that's a WIZARD.

[–]B_Master 0 points1 point ago

Good god, think of the karma

[–]M2W3L 0 points1 point ago

Repost from less than a week ago... makes front page again...

[–]sleepy502 0 points1 point ago

I have this shirt. be jelly

[–]xRhavagex 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea what I expected when I clicked the link.

[–]ikadono18 0 points1 point ago

Strange but true!

[–]andoprime69 0 points1 point ago

Ya know she's all no my cat has a beard. If aliens or any other force unknown gave my cat a beard I'd be ok with that.

[–]John0nly 0 points1 point ago

You gotta admit though.. that's a pretty sweet beard.

[–]inshead 1 point2 points ago

"Aliens gave me breast implants!"

[–]ionlymasturbateonce 0 points1 point ago

i could only masturbate once to this.

[–]CarlaSagan 0 points1 point ago

[–]Pegasistah 0 points1 point ago

Oh look. A Threadless T shirt design. Classy.

[–]walking_strange 0 points1 point ago

And it looks wise beyond its years.

[–]yungun 0 points1 point ago

Strange but true

[–]ninjawee 0 points1 point ago

Cat with a beard!..........seems legit o.o

[–]neontristar 0 points1 point ago

I have this on a shirt. It's great.

[–]flawlessxvictory 0 points1 point ago

Have it. Threadless.

[–]melikefire 0 points1 point ago

It's the ancient greek philosopher SoCATes!

You don't think that was funny?

Fuck you!

[–]ItsOfficial 0 points1 point ago

Aliens, cats, beards, and top it off with a cartoon popping tit and you got karma gold in these parts.

[–]buckykat 0 points1 point ago

good guy alien: gives cat beard

[–]fishforbrains 0 points1 point ago

titty

[–]gram_wellington 0 points1 point ago

Aliens gave my cat some awesome.

[–]Aaronmcom 0 points1 point ago

Aliens gave my cat a BREAD!

Ohhhhh longgg jhonson... ohhhh don pianooo

[–]Nicktheawesome98 0 points1 point ago

NOOOO THE HORROR, HOW COULD THEY?!

[–]Notevenflexing 0 points1 point ago

But think of the Karma!!!!

[–]BHSPitMonkey 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit. Dude, I mean... What the fucking fuck. Someone drew a picture?! That's fucking insane, man. WTF indeed.