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How I feel after breaking 1000 karma last nightforced meme (chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com)

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[–]scgoodolboy 31 points32 points ago

I just had to comment on the meme. I find it crazy that this guy in the picture has such a defined chin even with all that neck.

[–]LimehouseBlues 0 points1 point ago

He's probably pushing his chin back to have the chin fat and skin push out from underneath. Try it in the mirror, same result will happen.

[–]blargbag 13 points14 points ago

PLease send me the original image, i need it for all my online doings

[–]taybagg88 10 points11 points ago

I have no clue why I read that as "I need it for my online drugs"

[–]OhHaiMarc 4 points5 points ago

....I just had to read it about 5 times to read it correctly, was also wondering what online drugs required that picture

[–]The_Incredulous_Hulk 0 points1 point ago

"Online doings"=Masturbation

Amirite?

[–]jackbauer616 7 points8 points ago

reads meme, checks karma 997...

[–]Se7enLC 9 points10 points ago

Ladies Please

Contain your orgasms...

...inside my chin folds.

[–]spankr 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more hi-larry-ous comments, might want to check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Just saw it was my cake day, here is my rushed karma whoring post 11coms 44pts 29dys WTF
Please ladies... 3coms 28pts 9mos funny
ladies, please. 4coms 0pts 24dys funny
Please 4coms -7pts 20dys funny
Cunt destroyer. 3coms 36pts 9mos funny
Ladies, please. 8coms 31pts 1yr funny
Ladies, Please 3coms 2pts 14dys funny
Ladies, please... 2coms -6pts 25dys funny
Oldie but goodie. Still makes me laugh every time. 1com 1pt 1mo funny
Ladies, please.. 6coms 142pts 3mos funny
Ladies pls 3coms -1pt 1mo funny
Ladies please 1com -3pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]kennistond 5 points6 points ago

I've probably looked at 200 posts on Reddit today, but for some reason this is the one that made me spit my drink onto my monitor. Good work, sir.

[–]Cathcart22 13 points14 points ago

Coulda just upvoted... But no. Instead you just had to be better than the rest of us!

Btw op, great idea

[–]Microtommy -1 points0 points ago

OLDER THAN TIME ITSELF YOU REPOSTING CUNT NUGGET

[–]spankr 7 points8 points ago

Bold choice.

[–]Grishfish 4 points5 points ago

You chose to make your first comment on reddit that?

[–]Microtommy 3 points4 points ago

THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]Grishfish 0 points1 point ago

You are the worst kind of redditor.

[–]ragingtomato 0 points1 point ago

This is what you call "context."

[–]AnonymousKevin 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/VWr6I.gif

[–]Mapes -1 points0 points ago

Old picture with new context, therefore it is not a repost.

[–]Microtommy -3 points-2 points ago

FUCK CONTEXT AND FUCK YOU! DON'T MAKE ME SMACK A BITCH!

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[–]Hitthelights[S] 1 point2 points ago

I made a twitter with that pretense.... shit just got real... XD

[–]Microtommy 0 points1 point ago

NOPE! THIS IS MY FIRST ACCOUNT ON REDDIT! I CAN'T PROVE IT, BUT I KNOW IT IN MY HEART TO BE TRUE! THAT IS ALL THAT TRULY MATTERS!

[–]SatchmoPhipps 1 point2 points ago

Well I'm digging the unyielding confidence vibe, as long as it doesn't solely derail into specific forms of bigotry and keeps up the "YO B, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" vibe then I approve.

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[–]SatchmoPhipps 0 points1 point ago

Oh geez, I've got a bad feeling about this. I feel like a Hitler fan in 1932 who eventually shows up at the Nuremberg Trials.

"Microtommy? I barely knew the guy! I like caps lock, that's it!"

[–]ozmonatov -1 points0 points ago

his extra chins are eating up the first one

[–]AquamanRules 1 point2 points ago

Rererererepost

[–]pakifood -1 points0 points ago

your karma just doubled o.o

[–]noisyturtle -1 points0 points ago

The first thousand is always the hardest.

[–]_Allusion -1 points0 points ago

Welcome to the club, you're late to your first meeting!

[–]HedoInASpeedo -1 points0 points ago

This happened to me a couple days back. I use to post long stories that I found interesting and no one cared. Later I say something about liking a girl's ass and in comes the karma.

[–]shanoxilt -1 points0 points ago

That is how I felt once my subreddit broke 200 subscribers.

[–]Palpably_Fulsome -1 points0 points ago

How is a kid able to have that much chin. /shrug

[–]eydryan -3 points-2 points ago

Is that Jeremy Clarkson?

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