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[–]PeopleAreStaring 248 points249 points ago

Here she is from the front. You're welcome.

NSFW obviously

[–]1inchis25point4mm 61 points62 points ago

You used the same software from CSI to rotate the picture around, didn't you?

[–]PeopleAreStaring 50 points51 points ago

I zoomed in on the reflection in his glasses and enhanced. Simple.

[–]iModar 6 points7 points ago

Don't forget CSI:NY's holograms.

[–]mars20 0 points1 point ago

original picture posted by the photographer and the other photo only with the girl. Here is the (german) article where the news are reporting that the photographer sues poeple posting the picture without his permission - i'm sure google translate will do the job for anyone who is interested.

[–]studmuffffffin 38 points39 points ago

His smile is extremely justified.

[–]ImGumbyDamnIt 11 points12 points ago

So is mine.

[–]SymphonicStorm 24 points25 points ago

I'm really enjoying how appropriate your username is. And the picture. Mostly the picture.

[–]Wimc 17 points18 points ago

Even after the countless times the original has been repostet, I have never seen this particular image. I didn't even care to think it existed. I was contempt with his smile and her back.

Thank you I guess.

[–]ENTP 15 points16 points ago

content*

[–]veritechcyclone 5 points6 points ago

Big boobs are nice and all, but hers seem just the right size to stay perky until well into her cougarhood.

[–]right_guard_7299 5 points6 points ago

I just want to say thank you. I've seen this picture so many times and I always wanted to see the front.

[–]Mazo 2 points3 points ago

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

[–]just_trees 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I wonder, who actually downvotes something like this. There is literally nothing in that comment that you could disagree with, since there is no opinion expressed. AT ALL.

[–]derrman 10 points11 points ago

Reddit does it automatically. It is called vote fuzzing.

[–]MTRBeast33 6 points7 points ago

I vote fuzzed you just to be sure it's working.

[–]sexgott 2 points3 points ago

Patent pending.

[–]Azozel 1 point2 points ago

Don't mind me, marking this spot for later.

[–]yakkafoobmog 0 points1 point ago

Eww, I was going to sit there too.

[–]archdevilz 0 points1 point ago

I found the source here, not sure if it's right. if so, these are the only 2 pics we have http://underdesign.wordpress.com/2009/12/27/bike-riders-dream/

[–]mars20 0 points1 point ago

Not the original source. Here is one original posted by the photographer, and here is the photographers homepage.

[–]thats_a_risky_click 1 point2 points ago

I'll save this picture to post next time this picture gets reposted.

[–]godlesspinko -1 points0 points ago

Appropriate username.

[–]cernunnos_89 -2 points-1 points ago

nice

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 44 points45 points ago

This made me happy until I remembered it's been a long time since I've seen or done anything with a nice set of tits.

[–]gaog 16 points17 points ago

..I'm even sadder because I don't even have a bike, heck I don't even go out that much :(

[–]xymonxavier 14 points15 points ago

Im curious as to how this guy's reaction would have been to the same scenario.

[–]aradraugfea 1 point2 points ago

He'd have fapped. In the park. On the bike.

[–]PoorlyWordedUsername 2 points3 points ago

Nice try, Timett. Tyrion lets you have all the best raping.

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 0 points1 point ago

Only one eye to see all the boobies ./

[–]thinksno89 58 points59 points ago

[–]treatsmenlikewomen 30 points31 points ago

He's not even hot, get this shit off Reddit.

[–]ruinercollector 2 points3 points ago

no kidding. I can't schlick to this.

[–]PhantomCheezit 11 points12 points ago

The other side of this picture exists. I have seen it and it is good.

[–]Fusion89k 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]Fusion89k 2 points3 points ago

That was not yet submitted when I made my post, but thank you for the reply :)

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

If I woke up naked in the mountains, all I can find are some ugly, ill-fitting pants, and I have to walk home in heels, I would say most other days start off better than this one.

[–]FlaccidExplosion 4 points5 points ago

But to be fair, if you have a nice body, these pants will look extremely sexy on you. Jennifer Aniston pulled off cargo pants very well in Friends. Come to think of it, there are few things she can't pull off well.

[–]formidable_opponent 5 points6 points ago

Agreed, though those cargo pants look sexy as hell on that woman. Those hips...

[–]FlaccidExplosion 1 point2 points ago

She may be the greatest single example of how to make them look their best. Every time I see that episode I can't help but think about the things I'd do to her, while she's wearing those pants.

[–]formidable_opponent 1 point2 points ago

Couldn't agree more FlaccidExplosion...could not agree more.

[–]FlaccidExplosion 3 points4 points ago

I couldn't help myself...I had to look.

[–]formidable_opponent 1 point2 points ago

I'm fairly sure you beat your own username into submission.

[–]FlaccidExplosion 2 points3 points ago

If you only knew.

[–]Hunt800 5 points6 points ago

Ah, the old reddit switcheroo.

And for the sake of all those reading this comment, I'm not going to put a link there.

[–]I_Dont_Eat 0 points1 point ago

Thank you

[–]BRETTMAC213 1 point2 points ago

Well he won't want to bike standing up.

[–]mememonkey 1 point2 points ago

Some days I don't see this on Reddit..

[–]oo- 1 point2 points ago

http://imgur.com/aPegX

same pic with more pixels

[–]geoman6342 -3 points-2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/qi4wL.jpg

same pic with MORE pixels

[–]sexgott 1 point2 points ago

I was gonna say this is an appropriate amount of pixels, but you just upscaled the shitty source. Since it is still quite humorous, I award you neither an up- nor a downvote. The internet is serious business.

[–]viralgen 0 points1 point ago

I still saved the higher-res one though...

[–]geoman6342 0 points1 point ago

All I did was google the image, and found an even bigger one

[–]shellbells83 1 point2 points ago

aren't yours at all. They come and go as if they're some one else's days.

[–]804R 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, I haven't seen this in years! Like, a lot of years!

[–]Kman1121 0 points1 point ago

Dalai Lama loves titties.

[–]KennedyRules6 0 points1 point ago

Is that Phil Jackson on the bike?

[–]mikepmcc 0 points1 point ago

John Locke is satisfied.

[–]Phooey138 0 points1 point ago

When did a good day go from being waking up next to a woman like that to passing her on a bicycle. maybe i'm just getting old. maybe i should have been better to the ones i had and kept one.

[–]slotbadger 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately, today ended tragically for our intrepid cyclist, as he forgot to wear his helmet. Always wear a helmet, kids.

[–]xlaxplaya 1 point2 points ago

It looks like that dude's rear tire is on fire.

[–]hill_watcher -1 points0 points ago

I remember one Wednesday that was grey, cold, and generally shitty, just in time for me to wake up just late enough to run to (a very boring) class and arrive barely on time. And then I opened my browser which resumed /r/all, and Scarlett Johansson's ass was the top post.

Some days do start better than others.

[–]derekkered37 0 points1 point ago

John Locke and Kate Austen

[–]sexgott 0 points1 point ago

Kate definitely. Dem bathing scenes.

[–]DarkKnight77 0 points1 point ago

exactly what I saw

[–]SexuallyDolt 0 points1 point ago

That is one genuine smile.

[–]Singletoned -2 points-1 points ago

What's so good about that? She's escaping!

[–]codesign -1 points0 points ago

You're getting downvoted anyway, and I don't have res, so I'm just gonna say < ---- this one .... right here, this is the one you're looking for

That should help me find it, later.

[–]mars20 -1 points0 points ago

The photographer and copyright owner sues poeple posting this picture without his permission by the way... just in case ;)

[–]Beraa 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahhahahahahahahhaha No.

[–]mars20 0 points1 point ago

Yes, really, he does. German News article Original picture posted by the copyright owner: fotocommunity.de

[–]Mwootto -3 points-2 points ago

This looks like a particular trail in Austin next to the river. I suppose there are lots of places that look like it though. Anyone know? Also, topless is legal in Austin, so it fits.

[–]MarcLaurel -3 points-2 points ago

Amen to that!

[–]strachmanmiller -3 points-2 points ago

You're going the wrong direction good sir!