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[–]QuasarsRcool 124 points125 points ago

Wow, it's been what, like 2 days since this was posted last?

[–]tenor3 36 points37 points ago

Reposters are getting lazy.

[–]STEVE_JERKLE 11 points12 points ago

I wish. It seems that if anything they're getting more persistent.

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

We need to cull.

[–]rounding_error 0 points1 point ago

Now it's all right now. The submitter learned his lesson well. If you can't please everyone, you got to please yourself.

[–]ME_NO_LIKE_REPOSTS 91 points92 points ago

The fuck is wrong with you.

[–]Happy_Lobsters 15 points16 points ago

You're going to be very busy with that name

[–]absolute_panic 0 points1 point ago

Enough is enough. We can't win... sigh...

[–]MTGandP -1 points0 points ago

I like you.

[–]blackjackyo 34 points35 points ago

Couldn't find anything creative? REPOST MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAA

[–]rramzi 4 points5 points ago

[–]trevzors 12 points13 points ago

This is like the 5th time I've seen this on here recently.

[–]The_Elephant_Man 18 points19 points ago

Are you fucking serious?

[–]DerkaShihad 16 points17 points ago

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET SO MANY UPVOTES AGAIN?!

[–]K3rfknpwnly 3 points4 points ago

*let's. It's a very small error I guess, but still quite important.

[–]ObesesPieces 2 points3 points ago

Otherwise we would have to assume that Pingpong balls barely popping over the net on a serve were having a garden party. This would be confusing.

[–]K3rfknpwnly 1 point2 points ago

Oh, you!

[–]downvotesmakemehard 3 points4 points ago

LET'S

LET'S

LET'S

LET'S

[–]MonkeyDDuffy 6 points7 points ago

Post these in AdviceAnimals please

[–]SoDangAgitated 2 points3 points ago

At least he didn't repost it the same day it was originally posted, that's happened before.

[–]Sabeku 0 points1 point ago

First thing that came to mind: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/199965

[–]Cptnwalrus 0 points1 point ago

This song....oh my god this song...

[–]Dubrock87 1 point2 points ago

You're going to hell for this you fucking reposting commie!!!!

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfoAsDlYXrU

EDIT : It's a song about trimming a woman' pubes.

[–]ViolentOctopus 0 points1 point ago

These shirts are everywhere in the south. Everywhere.

[–]walterqxy 1 point2 points ago

Don't we have a subreddit for shitty pictures with shitty captions? /r/AdviceAnimals

[–]djshoprite 0 points1 point ago

[–]LiketheCar 0 points1 point ago

"ASHER... damn. this is tight. UGH GOD real hip hop feels so goood." First comment I saw. By a girl. I'll just be going now.

[–]jethroboom 0 points1 point ago

Thought this asshole died the day after he was brought to life.

[–]SlibIsSandwich -1 points0 points ago

"Lettuce have a garden party.

Thyme to turnip the beets."
I fixed it for you.

[–]Novelt_Acct 0 points1 point ago

Bring some Hoes; I'm gonna plow her

[–]numberonebronie 0 points1 point ago

I was camped next to a group of people at Shambhala Music Festival this weekend, their camp was named Lettuce Turnip the Beet. They had excellent mushroom chocolates.

[–]antonvowl 0 points1 point ago

I sort of understand some reposts, but why on earth would you repost something like this?

You clearly know it isn't original since you didn't make it, and you also know whoever created it created it for the sole purpose of submitting it to reddit.

[–]ztsuchanek 0 points1 point ago

My only regret is that I have but this one downvote to give

[–]beetnemesis 0 points1 point ago

God I fucking hate beets

[–]HerpJersey 0 points1 point ago

Really dude? The highest rated scarecrow meme on quickmeme?

[–]iTzRaPidxD -1 points0 points ago

This is the 4th time I have seen this repost get so many upvotes.

[–]ilovegeorgebush 0 points1 point ago

Oh sure, garden parties are all fun at first. Next thing you know someone is getting shot through a window with a shotgun.

[–]nghoughton 0 points1 point ago

[–]Poochinski 0 points1 point ago

[–]Veritasgear 0 points1 point ago

Slenderman's lesser known cousin, not-so-slenderman.

[–]xyphanite 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who read that in Sean Connery's voice?

[–]Prettymotherfucker 0 points1 point ago

Not just a repost but the exact same title too ._.

[–]Redrince65 0 points1 point ago

Not only is this a re-post, but same name and wrong sub-reddit.

[–]jchazu 0 points1 point ago

[–]slipitime 0 points1 point ago

It wasn't even that good the first time, why repost this?

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

Every time I hear about a garden party I think of that episode of The Boondocks.

[–]myownmonster 1 point2 points ago

laughed more than i should have

[–]T-Waldo 0 points1 point ago

The Beets!!! omg no way I have not seen then since the Killer Tofu tour.

[–]corgandane 1 point2 points ago

That was corny.

[–]tehdonut 1 point2 points ago

What makes me mad is that, i know, if i ever repost it will get FUCKED with downvotes.

[–]SoproSax7 1 point2 points ago

Even when it's a repost I laughed harder than when I first saw it....

[–]Wol377 0 points1 point ago

Good, but I shallot be joining in.

[–]HalpBogs -1 points0 points ago

But there will be so many hoes there.

[–]James_M -4 points-3 points ago

Check out the grass on that hoe over there. Its parsely visible.

[–]TearTea -5 points-4 points ago

So my vegetable car blew a tire on the way to work this morning, allowing me to see this post. I don't really know how to replace the tire though . . . I'll use asparagus.

[–]hydraulic2 1 point2 points ago

repost from /r/punny.

count: 3

[–]Naive_Internet_User -1 points0 points ago

Hilarious original content! Good show, sir. How did you come up with this?

[–]larpas 1 point2 points ago

Why was this downvoted?!? It's the first thing I thought of.

[–]Overload889 -2 points-1 points ago

I laughed way more than I should have. Thanks for making me hate myself.

Derp.

[–]NoPunOffended 0 points1 point ago

First time seeing it, I'm glad to have relished that moment

[–]mehttaw -2 points-1 points ago

Jesus Christ was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11.