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Trying to get my girlfriend in the mood [gif] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]scruffy01 113 points114 points ago

The deadpan stare is really the part that makes her squirt with excitement.

[–]HoMaster 9 points10 points ago

I read that as excrement. No, I don't have a thing for that. He just used the verb "squirt."

[–]Curious_Ape 4 points5 points ago

/r/nocontext

[–]mase_in_mass 61 points62 points ago

In Soviet Russia, pussy licks you!!

[–]akdor1154 8 points9 points ago

well played.

[–]talanton 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I said that aloud as I was clicking the link to come to the comments. Well done. :)

[–]mustfndnewname 2 points3 points ago

If we see a wtf giff in reply to this comment...

[–]drawingdead0 1 point2 points ago

Not a gif, but here you go!

[–]mustfndnewname 0 points1 point ago

Thats actually a verry good photo, wait wat..... 4cham, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!

[–]pooponagoose 43 points44 points ago

Mood bringer

[–]b0w3n 32 points33 points ago

Can I help?

[–]macadactyl 14 points15 points ago

Gotta get all up in there man

http://i.minus.com/icxu0NifW1CWU.gif

http://i.imgur.com/1JuAb.gif

[–]MrKrazybones 22 points23 points ago

She's really in the mood now!

[–]MrConfucius 10 points11 points ago

Well that's fucking adorable.

[–]stferago 3 points4 points ago

Is that DRG? What a boss.

[–]eric0rr 1 point2 points ago

I hear DRG can do that at 600 APM!

[–]SuperFluffyArmadillo 0 points1 point ago

Ahh works every time. In imagination land.

[–]BMelso 11 points12 points ago

Manny from Scarface.

[–]mohaukachi 23 points24 points ago

I'll see your cat and raise you my dog.

[–]ducttapedude 18 points19 points ago

I'll see your dog and raise you a repost of not my dog.

[–]totoro11 17 points18 points ago

Why is there a big exclamation point next to the link? :o

[–]ducttapedude 5 points6 points ago

Dunno, might be because it's a .swf? I didn't add it myself.

[–]totoro11 6 points7 points ago

Weird. Made me nervous to click it but I'm glad I did :P

[–]GoodGuyAlex 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't really work on a 1080p screen.

[–]surelynotagain1 1 point2 points ago

For a second there I thought that was the highest quality GIF I'd ever seen.

[–]blurandtv -2 points-1 points ago

that's been my homescreen forever. now, this post ruined it.

[–]nobleach 5 points6 points ago

Listen, I know you probably spent a lot of time training your cat to do that... but I'm here to tell you... you've been duped. I too spent weeks teaching my cat to make that Jimi Hendrix tongue movement in hopes of wild nights with my significant other. I bought the online course and everything. In the end though.... she said the thought of a "rough tongue" was enough to send her packing. I'm still waiting to get my money back.

[–]BrutalJones 4 points5 points ago

The fuck is that, meng?

[–]toomanyoranges 6 points7 points ago

does your cat make too much noise allthetime?

[–]Squalor- 3 points4 points ago

Cats get all women in the mood . . . to not want to have sex.

[–]beadsarenotcheap 8 points9 points ago

I'm a huge fan of your posting history.

[–]Scopolamina[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thanks! You should check out some of my personal favorites - /r/suicidegirls, /r/christiangirls & /r/palegirls

[–]Shitragecomics 21 points22 points ago

Dude, you're like the porn wizard of reddit.

[–]Scopolamina[S] 4 points5 points ago

Seems that way but I'm getting burnt out on porn which is why I'm branching out a bit.

[–]bigroblee 1 point2 points ago

You must be young. I got burnt out on porn in my mid/late twenties.

[–]Obvious_Troll_Accoun -1 points0 points ago

Oh God that sounds terrible.

[–]life-form_42 1 point2 points ago

You owe me an hour of my life back.

[–]thatssorelevant 0 points1 point ago

I've been following you on xsmall, & randomsexiness.... you creep me out with your collection of casual pics. But I appreciate it.

[–]MrConfucius 0 points1 point ago

Dude.

Nice.

[–]kittymaridameowcy 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend does this to me. Ugh! I hate it! I'll say, "I have something serious to talk to you about" continue talking and look away "I just thought tha--" insert digusting flapping tongue ugh!!! It always catches me by surprise. As mich as I hate to admit it... it always make me smile lol :)

[–]SmellsLikePoor 2 points3 points ago

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[–]SkyWulf 2 points3 points ago

How many times are you going to repost shit today?

[–]RHesketh 0 points1 point ago

Is this what you do or do you make a cat do it? Cause if you can make a cat do it then surely she can't resist.

[–]Scopolamina[S] 4 points5 points ago

I am the cat.

[–]RHesketh 0 points1 point ago

Then I bow down to your awesomeness.

[–]ALLGAM3R 0 points1 point ago

I AM THE DANGER

[–]chesspeaceface 0 points1 point ago

I figured choo would understand. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ORQJtxicrA 0:53

[–]ndanick 1 point2 points ago

The things the kitty would do for catnip.

[–]queenofthecanned 0 points1 point ago

There's your problem OP you're doing it wrong.

[–]Ijustgotoutofthepool 0 points1 point ago

la la la la la la la la la

[–]WTBWC 0 points1 point ago

First five seconds and I loled.

[–]thiskitchenisbitchin 0 points1 point ago

Not gonna work, bro.

[–]ConspirusSay 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps her cue of "try licking pussy" may have been to subtle.

[–]Morsrael 0 points1 point ago

Jesus christ this guy is one very dedicated reposter for worthless internet points.

[–]denj3325 0 points1 point ago

I have not laughed so hard at something in a long time, thank you sir or ma'am

[–]not_this_guy 0 points1 point ago

Comment from the five year old sitting next to me: "awww, das a cute kitty".

[–]baaaaaaaaaaaaaah 0 points1 point ago

This cat looks like Jennifer Lawrence

[–]Enharmonic 0 points1 point ago

You from Ultimate-Guitar?

[–]transdermalcelebrity 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, because most females won't fall over laughing and revolted at that look.

[–]ASeven 1 point2 points ago

Well, I'm aroused.

[–]FatGuyANALLIttlecoat 0 points1 point ago

MFW

Not the FD clip I wanted, but close enough.

[–]archstantongrave 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit that made me laugh like a fucking idiot.

[–]thatssorelevant 0 points1 point ago

I've had this picture listed on my okcupid page. No one has commented on it yet.

//find me//

[–]Eddyoshi 0 points1 point ago

And does it work?

[–]loomie 0 points1 point ago

that looks like me on ecstasy

[–]wikkedwhite 0 points1 point ago

well played

[–]Fudgemonster 0 points1 point ago

Thankfully you warned us it was a gif!

[–]readdingit 0 points1 point ago

It represents the best game of charades ever:

An activity, two words...

[–]fatfrost 0 points1 point ago

I always click on your links and am rarely disappointed. This is not one of those times.

[–]garop7g 1 point2 points ago

leb leb leb leb leb leb leb leb leb leb leb

That's the sound in my head now. thank you.

[–]Armunt 0 points1 point ago

Did you make it? ill start posting this on my GF FB

[–]christinabenneian 0 points1 point ago

WHY? why do you guys insist on doing this??? this does the opposite of what you are hoping it does.

[–]cbeezy87 -4 points-3 points ago

Lmao

[–]Babelfish14 -4 points-3 points ago

I see what you did there...

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