all 39 comments

[–]Metaphorazine 7 points8 points ago

The world is a mess and I just need to, rule it...

[–]zvuk 16 points17 points ago

His GF took that photo, so everything is OK, move along.

[–]dillybro1 1 point2 points ago

Still sad that his girlfriend was too busy taking a picture while everyone else was getting some.

[–]CyaSteve 10 points11 points ago

And so a repost was reposted.

[–]JungleMonk 6 points7 points ago

And so a comment was re-commented.

[–]malnoic 10 points11 points ago

and so a response was... responsed

[–]Revoluzzer 4 points5 points ago

and so a reply was replied

[–]JungleMonk 3 points4 points ago

And so a retort, was... Retorted.

[–]lufraf 5 points6 points ago

no you're retorted!

[–]batmanboner 4 points5 points ago

I was just born with a lack of oxygen ok

[–]Fizzbitch125 1 point2 points ago

and so a riposte was riposted...

[–]JungleMonk 1 point2 points ago

And so a rejoinder, was rejoined!

[–]1stEon 6 points7 points ago

I'm gonna mindfuck you right now okay? What if... said villain has a girl and they thought it was funny to take a picture this way as a joke?

[–]VictusNex 4 points5 points ago

Third-Wheeling like this is what created Bane.

[–]kstetsko21 3 points4 points ago

Ninth wheeling?

[–]JungleMonk 2 points3 points ago

He'll be thrice as powerful. Do we have his permission, to multiply?

[–]Spacedoubt 4 points5 points ago

Everyones drink is poisoned. Except for my own, of course. Muahhahahahahahahahahahahah

[–]emmawantsout 2 points3 points ago

If that was true, I would be evil as shit by now..

[–]Djandyt 2 points3 points ago

and so, "just a friend" was born.

[–]fe3o4 2 points3 points ago

In russia third-wheel find you.

[–]ethanderson 2 points3 points ago

they all made out, but no one made it out alive.

[–]avagadro22 3 points4 points ago

Yeah giant Baltika Bottles!

[–]CaptainDave 1 point2 points ago

I think that's Жигулёвское, by the label.

[–]avagadro22 1 point2 points ago

Zhiguljovskoje is a product of Baltika. In America, we get both this and the Baltika 9 in these giant plastic bottles.

[–]Babelfish14 3 points4 points ago

Why does this make me think of the intro in A Clockwork Orange?

[–]HiddenNinja2 4 points5 points ago

I was just going to say that. Very first thing that popped into my head.

[–]zman0900 2 points3 points ago

[–]Visulth 1 point2 points ago

It's the Kubrick Stare (also, TV Tropes, consider yourself warned)

[–]OccamsCat 2 points3 points ago

Dr. Horrible

[–]yappingboy 1 point2 points ago

It's okay, one day he'll have everything he ever wanted.

[–]Will762 1 point2 points ago

Alcoholic*

[–]shazbotabf 1 point2 points ago

This picture is so fucking staged its unreal

[–]gravey727 1 point2 points ago

I think there's a correlation between the number of couples surrounding you and the angrier you feel.

[–]hadouken78 1 point2 points ago

I read this as "And thus, a villain was born" for some reason. Just automatically popped in my head..... Sounded cooler in my opinion.

[–]kkr7ddc 1 point2 points ago

forever alone level 8.

[–]the747beast 1 point2 points ago

Strikes me as Iago.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Nobody cared about who he was until he put on his mask.

[–]turnleftdale -1 points0 points ago

Same repost, same title.

Fuck off OP.