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[–]elbruce 8 points9 points ago

"One time, some silly people got skeered and pooped their pants. We imagined what that would look like if they weren't gullible idiots. This is that story."

[–]pour7me7another[S] 1 point2 points ago

Awesome quote. What is that from?

[–]elbruce 7 points8 points ago

Me, just now. Feel free.

[–]Thanatos_elNyx 2 points3 points ago

Heh, read that in Don LaFontaine's voice.

[–]ahtnamas77 4 points5 points ago

Do you mean like exorcisms and such?

[–]pour7me7another[S] 2 points3 points ago

Yes, demonic possession, exorcisms, etc.

[–]ahtnamas77 3 points4 points ago

What i think happens with those is that people think they're being demonically possessed, but they're actually just going through some rare form of epilepsy that hasn't been explained yet. Just my non-expert opinion.

[–]pour7me7another[S] 2 points3 points ago

I've thought the same thing before, but it kills me how these things are marketed.

[–]siamesegun 4 points5 points ago

To me, it seems like shit like that is equal to a placebo effect. You won't experience anything unless you believe in it. Same with aliens and the like for me. I'm positive that other intelligent life exists, but I highly doubt that they come here to abduct hicks.

[–]shetaron 3 points4 points ago

"I like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story, because that's weird; it means the movie is not a true story, it was just inspired by a true story. Like, hey Mitch, did you hear the story about that lady who drove her children into the river and they all drowned? Yes I did, and it inspired me to write a movie about a gorilla!" - Mitch Hedberg

[–]nermid 1 point2 points ago

Isn't the phrase "based on true events," these days?

Because people started to realize that none of the "true stories" were anything like the movies based off of them?

[–]tripj 1 point2 points ago

I just love the use of the word 'based'. Based on a true story, only the characters, plot and location have been altered.

[–]Vaethin -1 points0 points ago

I love this gif.

Who is the woman btw?

[–]pour7me7another[S] 1 point2 points ago

Jennifer Lawrence I think.

[–]1wingedangel 0 points1 point ago

"Based on a true story"......"and I base this on absolutely nothing"

[–]billywitchdrdotcom 0 points1 point ago

There's a world of difference between BASED on a true story and INSPIRED BY a true story.

Excorcism was INSPIRED BY, as in it was inspired by a crazy girl, her crazy dad, and some crazy priest who exercised her crazy ass and they were all bat shit crazy.

And then the movie is made to dramatize the happening so it can be marketed. Cus I mean, who wants to buy a regular old Christian snuff film.