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[–]Vaypo 17 points18 points ago

"Bitch, why you gotta be interruptin' my breakdancin"

[–]vivious_pandas 1 point2 points ago

...and from that day on little Johnny aspired to be the greatest break dancer he could be.

[–]MustangMarti 30 points31 points ago

Natural selection at its earliest stage.

[–]online222222 5 points6 points ago

Not sure how I feel about this, since I did the same thing at this age except on a much larger slide and at the top. My mom ran and slid on the wood chips on her knees to catch me.

[–]radiobaby 5 points6 points ago

If the mother hadn't saved him, I wonder how long he would have stayed like that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Wee -> blop -> boing boing -> swoop

[–]MasterScrat 4 points5 points ago

[–]Grinnedsquash 8 points9 points ago

"And he sticks the landing!"

[–]besidesthat 2 points3 points ago

If anyone here has scorpioned before, you know that hurts, plus this kid used his face. On mulch.

[–]lucak98 2 points3 points ago

Alright... Going pretty good... I have visual of the drop off... abort mission, abort mission!!!

[–]wombatling 3 points4 points ago

I thought nothing could go wrong in this gif, but that child found a way.

[–]Tsain 1 point2 points ago

J-e-l-l-o.

[–]fentonfenton 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought he was going to vomit off the edge there. I am somewhat disappoint. Back to r/WTF...

[–]hookeslaw -1 points0 points ago

These aren't my glasses!?!

[–]clickwir 0 points1 point ago

B-Boy style!

[–]weasel-like 0 points1 point ago

Scorpion

[–]kstetsko21 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly: handstand.

[–]andachu 0 points1 point ago

What. How does that even happen?

[–]varrien 0 points1 point ago

This reminded me of the hot wheels race tracks with the loops that never worked like the commercials...

[–]Allons-y_Sherlock98 0 points1 point ago

It's actually impressive how badly this kid fucked up going down a slide.

[–]cornking 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but feel that this would be even more awesome backwards.

[–]TheSoothie 0 points1 point ago

Man, kids are so floppy!

[–]GR147 0 points1 point ago

talk about a baby freeze

[–]bossmcsauce 0 points1 point ago

where are the survival skills... jesus... I never want to have kids.

[–]jsake 0 points1 point ago

Sticks the landing!!

[–]SwedishFishy 0 points1 point ago

That looks so uncomfortable. cringe

[–]JayyBee01 0 points1 point ago

Baby's first parkour.

[–]ehenning1537 0 points1 point ago

Stuck the landing

[–]andsens 1 point2 points ago

My eyes are in tears from all the laughing. I have no idea why this gif and not all the others in r/funny make me laugh. It's somehow just freaking hilarious to me. I love the spring effect he has once he faceplants. He somehow managed to find a perfect balance ON HIS FACE. Oh my god I simply can't stop laughing.

[–]br0000d 0 points1 point ago

What could possibly go wrong!....that could...that could.

[–]br0000d 0 points1 point ago

What could possibly go wrong?!....that could...that could.

[–]CrimsonKuja 0 points1 point ago

Drunk baby meme turns into drunk baby gif

[–]Vessix 0 points1 point ago

Baby-proportioned head + centrifugal force

[–]kheltar 0 points1 point ago

Good parenting. That mum was all over that, eyes on him the whole time.

[–]fperkins 0 points1 point ago

Watch this at least 10 times and you'll start to cry laughing.

[–]d0n0v4n98 0 points1 point ago

Now bust a move!

[–]Tactful -2 points-1 points ago

The young toddler pictured was actually supposed to slide off the bottom part of that piece of play equipment, thus landing safely on the soft wood chips below, helped to the ground by the downward curve at the bottom. Unfortunately, she seems to have made some sort of abject mistake, perhaps a protest at the restrictions placed on children everywhere by neglectful authority figures, and removed herself from the play equipment via a non-authorised route.

Upon further analysis, we see the toddler lands, after vaulting the side-barrier of the play equipment, into a sort of hand-stand position, at which point a second individual, possibly her parental guardian, removes her from the wood chipping she has planted herself unto. All this occurs whilst a third party looks on. Perhaps this is a performance art piece; the toddler in question satirising the Olympics and China's professional investment in their young gymnasts who have so much pressure placed on them at such a young age. Perhaps she was intending that the athletes themselves under such pressure might break out from the rules, subvert the norms, but ultimately be put back in their place by their ruthless guardians, whilst the rest of the world looks on in inaction.

Or maybe I had to write a lot of bullshit essays in A-level Art; as with a lot of pieces, this one is highly interpretive.

[–]Mjgwidsat 12 points13 points ago

Oh my god shut up

[–]GaiaGuy 0 points1 point ago

I assume down votes were because you used big words that people couldn't understand. I give you upvotes because I understood your big words and it was funny.

[–]Master_Mad 2 points3 points ago

Why are we (not me) downvoting this? I thought it highly entertaining.

Although I did miss a paragraph on the meaning or impact of the guardian interrupting the toddlers actions. So maybe that's the reason?

[–]kennys_logins 1 point2 points ago

Centrifugal force, giant melon. Relevant?

[–]Carbon_Dirt -1 points0 points ago

I was going to downvote because I thought this was a bad novelty account. Upon further reading, was actually quite impressed with the imagery you managed to pull out of your ass interpret. Upvote for you!

[–]Killersnake 0 points1 point ago

Like a baby boss!

[–]MPair-E[S] 2 points3 points ago

Honestly, if I were two and a half feet tall, a drop-off at the end of a slide like that would probably freak me the fuck out too!

[–]markman71122 -2 points-1 points ago

That mother looks like a hippy.

[–]niniolulz 0 points1 point ago

He grew up to be a dancer

[–]cheatonus 1 point2 points ago

Jazz hands, jazz hands, clap burst, rock n' roll!