God will never dessert you

Tr2v · 1 month

God's flan sucks. It takes 3 days to rise!

Fauxmega · 1 month

Overt racism out of left field FTW!

LeeOfTheMtnCirrus · 1 month

I'm fairly certain I would be religious if there were free desserts involved. Something like "Man I could go for some pound cake. God, hook that up. Amen." then BAM! instant holy dessert. Doesn't even have to be that great, just free and instant.

Itziclinic · 1 month

Inappropriate and sexy at the same time. Wrong? Just because it so naturally fits the joke. I find it hard to fight harmless perfection. We're talking about a level 2 quasi-homophone switch here. It deserves some recognition, people.

JehovahsHitlist · 1 month

I suppose this would be a good time to reveal that no, he doesn't. At least, not for you specifically.

someguy1290 · 1 month

The last time I was at a church there was free food. If God offered me flan I'd come into the church but the stale crackers and watered down wine is not cutting it.

tripj · 1 month

So simple, yet so amusing.

Averiella · 1 month

Flantasy Flan.

Slowchildrenatplay · 1 month

Where is this from? That lady looks similar to a JW I knew that made amazing flan.

TheRealBlackJesus · 1 month

He never desserted me :'(

ahtnamas77 · 1 month

I read this in that "pilipinos hab sols" girl's accent.


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