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[–]ImmortalWarrior 97 points98 points ago

Mine is usually "this is r/wtf?"

[–]NotaMethAddict 48 points49 points ago

[–]brahman1004 28 points29 points ago

So that's where bell peppers are grown.

[–]dabezian 5 points6 points ago

I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]freakinhippies 8 points9 points ago

10/10 would bang

[–]Phoequinox 2 points3 points ago

I was thinking it was lame until the Iron Chef. Funny as fuck.

[–]I_Fork_You 1 point2 points ago

I haven't laughed that hard from a gif in a long time.

[–]andreas940 0 points1 point ago

FUCK.

[–]Big_Jar 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TACOfarmerXD -3 points-2 points ago

Spacedicks is leaking again.

[–]Fatalstryke -2 points-1 points ago

LOL.

[–]Pooploser-69 -4 points-3 points ago

Holy Reddit that's funny!! Hahahahah

[–]Jonathan_Turnbuckle -3 points-2 points ago

So that's how babies are made!

[–]LiamTheWombat 10 points11 points ago

[–]ij95 22 points23 points ago

OP hasn't been to /r/spacedicks

[–]evanthesquirrel 8 points9 points ago

SHUT UP. FIRST RULE OF SPACEDICKS...WAIT, DO WE HAVE RULES THERE?

[–]Sir_Jeremiah 7 points8 points ago

rubs forehead twice

[–]Sir_of_Throw_Aways 3 points4 points ago

Ha! I know where that's from!

[–]Great_Mighty_Poo 1 point2 points ago

What's it from? ABH?

[–]Sir_of_Throw_Aways 0 points1 point ago

No, purple because aliens don't wear hats. Now kill the batman.

[–]Taremz 0 points1 point ago

Get out. Get out now.

[–]Sir_Jeremiah 2 points3 points ago

gets out as requested

[–]MrLovelife 0 points1 point ago

I knew people were stealing jokes from reddit and posting them!!!

[–]ij95 2 points3 points ago

terror everybody mainly

[–]Pooploser-69 0 points1 point ago

First rule: NEVER speak if it.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 1 point2 points ago

ij95 hasn't been to /r/SpaceClop.

[–]ij95 0 points1 point ago

Regretfully, your comment is outdated :(

[–]quailman03 34 points35 points ago

Whenever I visit WTF:

What's going on in this thr-

Oh Lawd, they're just bitching about how it's not WTF enough.

[–]Canvasch 16 points17 points ago

Well in their defence, the stuff posted there is never actually WTF material.

[–]johnnyfappleseed28 8 points9 points ago

This is probably the opposite of my reaction. Mine is mostly anger and frustration at the immense amount of reposts.

[–]Danielcdo 15 points16 points ago

r/WTF needs more WTF content ,becouse it's shit

[–]Sir_Jeremiah 7 points8 points ago

Some people seem to have a hard time distinguishing between what should be posted on /r/funny and what should be posted on /r/spacedicks. These people post on /r/wtf.

[–]Canvasch 8 points9 points ago

And then some people have trouble deciding if something should be posted in /r/funny or /r/mildlyinteresting, and then they post it in /r/wtf.

[–]Evanthatguy 6 points7 points ago

I'm sure the pictures of facebook statuses and fast food marquees really scarred you for life.

[–]holyroller801 2 points3 points ago

The fact that you got karma for this post is actually the equivalent to blowing meth smoke in a babies face.

[–]JustinFromMontebello 10 points11 points ago

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[–]DanFlyhight 1 point2 points ago

another 4chan meme bites the dust here on reddit...

[–]RowboatMcHiggans 0 points1 point ago

Everything is from 4chan.

[–]DanFlyhight 1 point2 points ago

You're darn right and NO ONE SHOULD FORGET IT

[–]rayhem 1 point2 points ago

NSFW WTF is usually where this happens...

regular WTF not so much

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

When ever you visit r/wtf you repost an image?

[–]scubdub 0 points1 point ago

Obviously you have never been to r/spacedicks

[–]eman462 -1 points0 points ago

What is this picture from i forgot

[–]IndianGuy79 0 points1 point ago

Gone with the wind

[–]Imgonnaroll -1 points0 points ago

More like spacedicks

[–]bedhead_numbah3 -1 points0 points ago

This is usually my reaction to r/spacedicks...

[–]andersonmatt1125 1 point2 points ago

Once I unsubscribed from /r/wtf it seemed like all the 12 year olds disappeared from Reddit

[–]MastaRikta 0 points1 point ago

Sure is summer in here.

[–]eoan 0 points1 point ago

Good thing it didn't zoom into her nostrils.

[–]Jaboomaphoo 0 points1 point ago

I haven't WTFed in /r/WTF ever. It's usually pics that should be in /r/funny or /r/pics or shouldn't be posted anywhere because they aren't interesting. So I've moved on to more devious pastures.

[–]irapedmspacman 0 points1 point ago

Now post what you're like when you visit r/spacedicks

[–]a5ph 0 points1 point ago

In this three? Throng? Thyroid? What???!!!!!! FINISH THE SENTENCE!!

[–]YearZeroEvent 0 points1 point ago

Though this is entirely applicable, my time on 4chan has both rendered this image extremely overused and thus downvote-able, and made /r/spacedicks unequivocally mundane.

[–]FlyingFishCake 0 points1 point ago

what... what were you expecting?

[–]xXMAjoRsONXx 0 points1 point ago

Hmm dem big eyes

[–]pog_mo_hon_reddit 0 points1 point ago

Don't you mean when you visit /r/mildlyracistwhiteguymeme?

[–]andreas940 0 points1 point ago

How is that racist.

[–]pog_mo_hon_reddit 0 points1 point ago

Employ the question mark in your questions then ask yourself 'Would an African American find that funny coming from a white middle-class American boy?'.

[–]andreas940 0 points1 point ago

Just because someone from a certain race doesn't find something funny doesn't mean its racist.

The "Oh Lawd" thing is a stereotypical southern African-american pronounciation, and not racist, stereotypical, yes.

[–]pog_mo_hon_reddit 0 points1 point ago

Oh dear.

[–]andreas940 0 points1 point ago

Yep, oh dear!

Your pathetic: must-be-politically-correct-hivemind is pathetic.

[–]pog_mo_hon_reddit 0 points1 point ago

*you're

[–]fire_hawx 0 points1 point ago

[–]countlazypenis 0 points1 point ago

r/wtf is tame, r/morbidreality is the onestop place for shocks (short of the subreddit that shouldn't be named)...if you can get past ogrish.com that is.

[–]Argion21 0 points1 point ago

i always do it when i am completely bored, and i always regret it.

[–]penrose_exit 0 points1 point ago

[–]CrazyAnimalLady 0 points1 point ago

Up vote for mammy

[–]N2tZ 0 points1 point ago

Weird, my visits usually go like this:

Open link

Laugh

"lol, that's funny"

Downvote and move on

Maybe it's just me but typos and weirdly shaped M&M's aren't very wtf for me.

[–]poopa_scoopa 0 points1 point ago

Dem eyes.

[–]ashmawaq 0 points1 point ago

this is such a cheap karma grab

[–]aim1ess 0 points1 point ago

Really? that subreddit is just weird porn and common injuries.

[–]clever_girl724 0 points1 point ago

"If it ain't fittin', It just ain't fittin'"

[–]I_HAVE_FEET 0 points1 point ago

such an old repost

[–]blackjackyo -1 points0 points ago

Looks like Tom's owner....as in Tom and Jerry. Am I right?

[–]NFLdoWORK -1 points0 points ago

well you clearly have not been to /r/spacedicks

[–]RowboatMcHiggans 0 points1 point ago

We get it, Spacedicks is bad.

[–]LaKarmaTheGreat -2 points-1 points ago

r/wtf is my r/gonewild.... so.... cant exactly relate

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